[Interstellar] King of Food

用户：待姐长发及腰定要咔嚓一刀时间：30XX年2月22日10：00

What are you dissatisfied with, landlord? Now, how many good men are there who really put their minds to making some gadgets for their significant other?Of course, if I have to choose whether it’s a man who spends time making handmade gifts for himself or a man who draws out his bank card and asks a random man to be his boyfriend if he doesn’t agree with him, I’m sure… I’ll choose the latter (╯□╰)~ Say something At this point, I attach a small poem written by myself:

you ask me /work/for/what

I said / work / of course / for / to make money

You ask me / make money / for / what

I say / to make money / of course / for / not to work

The corners of Li Haoxuan's lips twitched, feeling that he was really stupid for thinking that he could get a correct reply online a few minutes ago.

Carefully placing the delicate car model in the center of the display cabinet in the room, Li Haoxuan backed up to the bed, leaned on the bed with his light brain, and watched the recent popular reality show. Seeing something interesting, he let out a burst of chatter With a strange smile, his fingers fumbled around in the snack box next to the bed. After the stars in the show had completed the first stage of the challenge, Li Haoxuan still didn't touch a pack of snacks.

"Hey, that's really weird, can snacks make you run on your own?" Li Haoxuan looked under the bed in doubt, and saw an empty cardboard box lying there, thinking that Mu Mu was stuffed bulging when he left. Li Haoxuan slapped his head on the coat and the suitcase that could barely close, and suddenly realized: "I said you don't have to be polite with me, but this guy really took away all the snacks without being polite?!"

He paused the video on the optical brain, put on his shoes, went out of the room and asked the two guards: "Did Mu Mu leave anything for me when he left?"

The attendants nodded, looking a little strange: "He left you a big watermelon."

Li Haoxuan didn't pay attention to their weird expressions that were clearly holding back their laughter, and he was excited: "I knew he would leave something for me, where is the watermelon? Send it to the kitchen, I want to eat it right now."

A series of coughing sounds came from behind, but Li Haoxuan didn't pay attention, and walked slowly to the kitchen with his hands behind his back, saw the watermelon that had been placed on the chopping board, picked it up and weighed it, felt that the weight was a bit wrong, frowned, picked up the knife and cut it After opening the watermelon, the wet liquid flowed out of his hand. When he looked closely, it was not a watermelon. It was clearly two pieces of the watermelon skin that had been dug clean and filled with water!

The maids couldn't help covering their mouths and laughing, Li Haoxuan pinched the bridge of his nose, and couldn't help laughing too.

The elusive Li Jiushu suddenly appeared in front of the door, and said softly, "What are you doing here? The work is already done, right?"

Seeing this eldest prince whose smile was scarier than not smiling, the maids didn't dare to be presumptuous like they were in front of the easy-going second prince, and quietly retreated out after saluting.

Seeing Li Haoxuan's wet palm, Li Jiushu frowned and stepped forward: "How did you make it like this?"

Li Haoxuan finally calmed down, with a smile still on his face: "It's not that guy Mu Mu who dug a hole in the watermelon skin, ate all the melon flesh inside, and poured some water into it." , A cartoon picture was glued to the bottom of the watermelon. I was unprepared for a moment, and I might have been tricked."

The smile on Li Jiushu's lips disappeared, his face was cold, and he turned to the guard behind him and said: "Add the Mu family to the blacklist, and they will not be allowed to enter the palace again in the future."

Li Haoxuan was taken aback, and hurriedly asked: "Brother, what are you doing? Mu Mu just played a joke on me, it was just a prank, you are going to shut out their family, which makes my friend How do you think of me in the future? Who else will sincerely associate with me?"

Li Jiushu pursed his lips tightly: "You should have heard this saying: 'Prevent misfortune first and not hurt later, know and act cautiously, a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall." Don't you feel that the weight is wrong? Since you have noticed that it is wrong, you should step back and let those servants cut the watermelon for you. Xiaoxuan, your heart is too good, so it is easy for others to seize this point to deal with you. Today It's just some water, maybe it will be replaced with a bomb tomorrow, if something really happens to you, what should I do?"

"The more you talk, the more outrageous it is." Although Li Haoxuan knew that what he did was a little inappropriate, but because of face, he couldn't help but apologize to Li Jiushu, said something contradictory, and wrinkled his nose and left here.

Looking at his leaving back, Li Jiushu's eyes darkened.Sensing the master's icy breath at this time, the guards kneeling on one knee huddled their bodies calmly, for fear of being noticed by the eldest prince at this time.

"Sometimes, I really want to lock him in a cage, and no one but me can..." Hearing such a sentence from above, the guards with sharp ears shuddered and buried their heads deeply.

Li Haoxuan, who was in a bad mood, didn't want to stay in the palace full of Li Jiushu's eyeliner anymore, so he strolled to the nearest shopping plaza, entered a supermarket, walked around, and greeted the person who recognized him, A few more signatures were signed, and the shadow guards appeared to stop those who were still screaming.

Li Haoxuan didn't know what happened behind him, but suddenly felt that the supermarket seemed to be quieter, and without thinking too much, he put the snacks he liked in the shopping cart, and the sensor at the bottom of the shopping cart automatically recognized the type of snacks, when Li Haoxuan pushed When the car came to the payment office, the small ticket had already been printed.Li Haoxuan took out his bank card and swiped it on the credit card machine. After entering the password, he walked out of the supermarket with the bag packed by the robot.

When he walked to the trash can at the corner, Li Haoxuan keenly heard a low voice: "Meow~" Li Haoxuan put the big bag in his hand on the ground, squatted down, just in time to hide behind the trash can and quietly leaned out The little cat on the head met his eyes. "Ah!" "Meow!" One person and one cat screamed at the same time and stepped back, thinking that the guy on the opposite side was completely incapable of causing harm to them, so they moved forward again.

Li Haoxuan stretched out his hand to the little black cat who was watching him vigilantly, and said with a smile: "Hey, little guy, do you want to go back with me?"

Seeing the white palm stretched out in front of her, the little cat took two steps back anxiously. After seeing the sincerity in the eyes of the person in front of her, she meowed and jumped onto Li Haoxuan's palm. Little black ball.

Li Haoxuan didn't dislike this dirty little guy with a vegetable leaf hanging on his body, he put it in his breast pocket, picked up the bag and continued walking home humming.

The little kitten pawed at the edge of the pocket with its two front paws, closely following the aircraft on different orbits in the sky, with complex emotions of envy and longing in its eyes.Unaware of this, Li Haoxuan walked to the gate of the palace, greeted the guards, and then walked in with the little black cat.

Li Rui, who was wearing a pair of high hats, walked over quickly, fiddled with the dirty cat twice, and did not speak.

Li Haoxuan asked: "Sister, what's the matter, what's the matter?"

Li Rui scratched her hair, thinking that this hand had just finished touching the dirty cat, her expression became stiff all of a sudden: "Ha, it's nothing, it's just that the Queen Mother heard that you and Li Jiushu had an awkward relationship, let me come over and ask Ask, if you want me to say that they are just getting old and always worrying about it!"

Li Haoxuan pointed to Li Rui's hair: "We have nothing to do, it will be fine in a few days, but sister, don't you want to wash your hair? This little guy is not very clean..."

Li Rui glared at this blank guy who couldn't open any pot and carried which pot, and said bitterly: "Why, do you want to raise this cat? You must know that black cats symbolize the unknown and death, and they are here If you see a black cat on Friday the 13th, it means that this person is going to die soon! You better think about it.”

Li Haoxuan laughed: "Sister, where did you get the saying 'black cats symbolize the unknown'? This is definitely a misinformation. In fact, black cats are gods in charge of death, they can suppress evil spirits and ward off evil spirits. Don't associate it with those bad things."

Li Rui still insisted on her own opinion: "Anyway, you don't want to keep this cat for too long, and give it to other people when you have played enough."

The little black cat seemed to understand what they were saying, jumped out of Li Haoxuan's pocket, jumped onto Li Haoxuan's shoulder, turned around and pointed its butt at Li Rui, but unfortunately it was too small, the little furball This demonstration was naturally ignored by the tall two.

"Okay, okay, when the time comes, I'll ask the servants of the palace to see if they can keep them." Li Haoxuan shook his head, and reluctantly agreed, and then Li Rui let him go back to his room.

After opening the door, Li Haoxuan remembered something, turned around and shouted: "Sister, don't run while wearing high heels, you will sprain your feet!"

Li Rui, who trotted away, turned her head and made an "OK" gesture after hearing the words, and could vaguely hear her complaining: "... long-winded..."

Li Haoxuan smiled, closed the door, found a small powder basin with a cute cat's head in the bathroom, took some hot water, tested the water temperature, and then sat on the carpet shaking his head to look left and right The little black cat picked up and gently put it into the basin.

He was still on guard against the cat scratching himself because he was afraid of water, but he didn't expect the little black cat to lie comfortably in the water basin, and found that Li Haoxuan was not moving, and looked at him with strange eyes, as if saying: " What are you looking at, have you never seen a cat taking a bath?"

Li Haoxuan shook his head, he had never seen this before.

The little black cat snorted disdainfully from its nose, patted the water surface, splashed a stream of water, looked at Li Haoxuan again, and this time seemed to say: "Stupid human being, hurry up and wait for His Majesty the cat to take a bath!"