[Interstellar] King of Food

The two left after paying their respects to the emperor and empress. Chu Zhao refused to leave anyway. Li Haoxuan also helped Chu Zhao speak. Anyway, the palace is so big and there are many empty rooms, so it doesn't matter how long they stay.Chu Zhao's parents had no choice but to leave him here, and before they left, they seriously warned Chu Zhao not to make any noise in the palace.

After the two left, Chu Zhao, who was sitting upright, slumped down on the sofa, yawned out of shape, and asked lazily, "Xiao Xuanzi, I heard from my old man that you don't plan to continue studying? "

Li Haoxuan nodded: "I still have a lot of things to deal with right now. I'm busy on both sides and it's very likely that both ends won't get well. I discussed it with my brother and plan to take a break for a while and think about those things when I have time."

Chu Zhao rubbed his nose: "Okay, okay, I respect your choice, but these days I always eat in the cafeteria, and I almost vomit. It's hard to live without you~"

Li Jiushu, who had just finished dealing with company affairs, came down the stairs, saw two people suddenly appearing in the house, and asked casually, "What's the matter, Xiaoxuan, is there a friend here?"

Li Haoxuan nodded, and introduced the three of them to each other: "Brother, this person who always squints his eyes and looks like he's not awake is my roommate Chu Zhao, and he took me to find you when you were injured. "This handsome little brother is my friend Mu Mu who I met in the food competition. You should have seen it when you accompanied me in the competition." The famous military god of the empire~”

Chu Zhao sat up from the sofa, looked at Li Jiushu seriously, and smacked his lips: "How much oil have you poured on your hair, it looks like you just washed it?"

The casual smile on Li Jiushu's lips disappeared, and the corners of his lips twitched slightly: Of course he knew Chu Zhao and Mu Mu, Mu Mu didn't take it to heart, Chu Zhao couldn't do it, this person must have felt weird about his precious brother In order to show the most perfect posture in front of the "rival in love", he did use twice as much hair oil as usual to fix his hair, and now it seems a bit self-defeating...

Mu Mu stood up when Li Jiushu just appeared, walked over cautiously and shook hands with Li Jiushu: "Hi, I'm Mu Mu."

Li Jiushu nodded: "My brother shouldn't have caused you any trouble during the competition, right?"

Mu Mu shook his head quickly: "No, but I want to thank Xiaoxuan for taking care of me."

Li Haoxuan was impatient to hear them talking about these scenes, and stepped forward to interrupt them a little impolitely: "Brother, hurry up and go to the company, don't worry about me."

Li Jiushu looked at his younger brother with a half-smile, but didn't say anything. He just fixedly glanced at the lazy Chu Zhao before leaving. Chu Zhao also raised his head and looked back expressionlessly.

"Mu Mu, why did you act like you met the school's dean just now?" Li Haoxuan patted Mu Mu on the head.

Mu Mu rubbed Li Haoxuan's hair, looked around, and said in a low voice, "Don't you think the First Prince is really scary? When I looked at him, I got goosebumps."

Chu Zhao squeezed his sharp chin: "The expression on his face when he looked at me was terrifying, as if he was going to kill me. I almost thought that I would never see the sun tomorrow again."

Li Haoxuan was a little unhappy when someone said that about his brother who was close to him, and frowned, "You are talking nonsense, bro, he is not that kind of person, if you say such things again, be careful and I will beat you up."

Chu Zhao was not afraid of Li Haoxuan's flamboyant fists and embroidered legs at all. In his opinion, Li Haoxuan was like a bluffing little milk cat at this time, but he was quite cute. He couldn't help teasing him: "It's hard to say, it's hard to draw a person's skin. I don’t know my heart~” Seeing that Li Haoxuan was about to be teased by him, he said slowly, “However, I am quite relieved to hand Xiaoxuan over to such a person, at least I don’t have to worry about Xiaoxuan being bullied. People like Li Jiushu can tell at a glance that he is the only one who bullies others, and there is no possibility for others to bully him."

Li Haoxuan curled his lips when he heard this, "Okay, let's not talk about it, I'll go and make you something delicious."

Hearing this sentence, both of them became excited and rushed to order: "I want to eat the sweet and sour pork ribs I made last time!" "I want a pumpkin porridge." "I want to eat boiled shrimp." "Then I'll have another salt and pepper chicken wing root." "Go, go, don't get in my way, I want to eat flavored tofu!" Fried shrimp with eggs..."

"Stop, stop!" Li Haoxuan made a "stop" gesture dumbfounded: "You really think this is ordering food at a restaurant? At noon, I will make a braised octopus and some steamed rice, um, that's all." Li Haoxuan made a final decision and said firmly.

Chu Zhao rolled his eyes, and leaned lazily on the sofa: "I finally came to your house, and entertained me with such a simple thing, I am sad~"

Mu Mu also immediately switched sides: "Chu Zhao is right." He nodded affirmatively, and there was no sign that the two of them were on the verge of strife.

Li Haoxuan went to the kitchen, rolled up his sleeves and started making lunch. Chu Zhao and Mu Mu were not idle either, they each held a handful of melon seeds, asked the attendants to fetch two small benches, and sat at the door of the kitchen, watching Li Haoxuan Eating melon seeds while busy.

Li Haoxuan wiped the sweat from his forehead, cut the head and tail off hairtail into sections, added salt and marinated it with cooking wine.Mu Muan sat quietly on the bench, not noisy, but Chu Zhao couldn't stay idle, and started to make music for Li Haoxuan's movements. When he turned around, the whistling suddenly became louder. When cutting vegetables, The whistle sound returned to low and regular, and just as the people were relieved, the high-pitched voice came out of nowhere, Li Haoxuan's veins popped out of shock and anger, and he almost cut his hand.

When the two of them were eating the delicious braised octopus and the plump and crystal-clear rice, Li Haoxuan put down his chopsticks and said gloomyly, "Thank you, Chu Zhao, for not adding a few more high notes, otherwise I'm afraid that at this time There should be shredded pork fingers in the dish~”

Chu Zhao carefully picked off the fishbone, and put a large piece of fish into the small blue and white bowl in front of Li Haoxuan: "Hey, I was wrong, here, use the fish as an apology." He winked and grimaced while talking.

Li Haoxuan couldn't maintain the serious expression on his face, and burst out laughing.

Chu Zhao stayed here for five days before being picked up by Chu’s father and mother who were worried that his son would be too presumptuous in the palace and violate the rules. left the palace.

Before Li Haoxuan felt lonely, he was completely absorbed by another matter: when Chu Zhao and Mu Mu were still there, Li Haoxuan devoted all his thoughts to them, and he didn't know what Li Jiushu was busy with, so the two left. After I got there, I realized that I hadn’t seen my elder brother for a long time. When I asked the attendants around, they only knew that the eldest prince bought a bunch of small parts and stayed in the room all day, and they didn’t know what he was doing. .

Li Haoxuan occasionally met Li Jiushu when he was eating, and at this time he would say something very strange: "Do you want to play cockfighting/throwing dice/throwing pots/Shuanglu? I have already learned all the ways to play." "Are you bored?" , do you want to go to Baixi together?"

Li Haoxuan: Confused jpg

Li Jiusu would occasionally comfort him with earnest words: "Don't be afraid, the times are different, now is no longer the era of natural disasters and plagues, and no one dares to launch a rebellion, let alone the decline of the central government, the local tyrants and the land. The situation arises."

Li Haoxuan:? ? ?

A few days later, Li Jiushu sent the results of these days behind closed doors to Li Haoxuan.

Li Haoxuan saw that the wooden thorns in his hand were all worn away, and he saw that it was an exquisite overturned car model made with a lot of thought, and then looked at his brother's little eyes full of expectations, and said with a dry smile: "It's very good, it's very beautiful ~"

A few words sent Li Jiushu away, Li Haoxuan looked left and right, waved away the guards, went into his room, and asked a question on Xingwang's emotional forum with a trumpet: "My family has been acting weird lately, always asking questions It’s a strange question, and it took me a long time to make a car rollover model and gave it to me as a gift, what does it mean, what does he think, and how should I reply?”

Seeing that no one replied, Li Haoxuan quit Starnet, went to the restaurant to drink a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge, then went back to the room and continued to surf the Internet, and saw that a tall building was built under the problem:

用户：秃驴你为什么总和贫道抢师太时间：30XX年2月22日09：28

The landlord is content, my family gave me three candles during the Chinese New Year, yes, they are the kind of candles that the owner gave when we bought birthday cakes.I said that I am 25 years old this year. If you really can’t do it, you should give me two big candles and five small candles. What’s the matter with three candles?He said cheaply: "My wife is right, I should give three big ones, rounded up, your age is rounded up, isn't it exactly 30!" Friends, what can I do, I am also very desperate

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