[Interstellar] King of Food

Li Haoxuan twitched the corners of his mouth, squeezed some mint-flavored shower gel, applied it on the little black cat, and then rubbed it lightly. Every time he rubbed it, a layer of black mud fell off. After a while, a basin of clear water became It turned into black water with a strong stench.

Thinking that he just put such a small thing in his pocket, Li Haoxuan felt itchy all over, and wanted to take a bath.

After washing it once, Li Haoxuan found that the color of the little black cat had faded and turned into a little gray cat...

Li Haoxuan took another basin of water, put the little gray cat in the basin and rubbed it again, and changed six basins of water back and forth. The black cat at the beginning has completely turned into a crystal clear blue cat with glass beads. Small white hairballs of the eyes.

Li Haoxuan dried the hairballs with a hair dryer, and ordered some high-quality but expensive cat food from the Internet. Ten minutes later, the delivery robot delivered the cat food to the guards of the palace. After the guards inspected it, they delivered a small bag of cat food to Li Haoxuan.

Li Haoxuan opened the sealed bag, poured out a few pieces of cat food in his hand, picked up one and tasted it, and found that the taste was not bad: crunchy, chicken flavor!Stretching the cat food in his hand to the cat's eyes, the little hairball glanced at it, and pawed the floor with his front paws in disgust, as if he wanted to dig some soil to cover it, and waved his front paws in a humane manner as if to Let him take the cat food away.

Li Haoxuan was thoughtful: "Aren't you a little too smart, and your emotions seem to be more complicated than normal cats."

The cat glanced at him, turned around noble and cold, and pointed its butt at him, like a silent mockery.

Li Haoxuan smiled and said, "You seem to understand what I'm saying, you're such a smart and clever little cat." After finishing speaking, he quickly walked out of the room, closed the door, and ran to Li Jiushu's room panting, shouting loudly. Shouted: "Brother, it's over, I seem to have brought home an orc! It's very smart, and understands what I'm talking about, what should I do?!"

Li Jiushu gave a "hmm", and slowly placed the signed documents neatly on the desk, then raised his head to look at Li Haoxuan.Seeing his brother's unhurried movements, Li Haoxuan also gradually calmed down, and explained the matter from beginning to end.

Li Jiushu raised the corners of his lips and praised: "Xiaoxuan handled it very well this time. When he found danger, he remained calm and left in time instead of putting himself in danger. This is very good."

Li Haoxuan stroked his hair at a loss: "But if I hadn't brought the kitten home, these things wouldn't have happened. Also, I want to apologize to you for what happened in the morning. If you don’t have any precautions, it won’t happen next time.”

"I'm also wrong. You are an adult, but I always treat you like a child. You must feel embarrassed if you say that in front of so many people. I will pay attention to it in the future." Li Jiushu laughed He said, the dark shadow in his heart caused by Li Haoxuan's performance in the morning gradually dissipated.He followed Li Haoxuan to the bedroom, but the strange thing was that the two of them didn't find the white cat.

Li Jiushu put his finger on his lips to signal Li Haoxuan to keep quiet, listened carefully to the subtle sounds around him, walked to the bed and lifted up the whole big bed suddenly, Li Jiushu who was supporting the big bed looked very calm, as if it was just a Li Haoxuan was taken aback by this trivial matter: Why is his physical strength so good? ! ∑(口||

Bai Tuanzi, who was hiding under the bed, suddenly saw the light, his expression was very flustered, he ran around the room, a little panicked, and finally bumped into Li Haoxuan's leg and knocked himself out.

Li Haoxuan turned Bai Tuanzi, who was lying on the ground unconscious on all fours, pinched the back of the kitten's neck with two fingers, shook it in front of his eyes, and said, "Did I think too much? How could I be so stupid?" the orcs?"

Li Jiushu said with a serious face: "Although their bodies are fused with the genes of beasts and humans, as long as they don't do something too absurd to offend them, the beast side will be in a state of sleep. Orcs generally have low intelligence and performance They just look stupid when they come out. But the orcs also have their merits, that is, their loyalty, when their partner dies, they will die alone, and they will never look for a second lover forever.”

Li Haoxuan nodded at first, then felt something was wrong, and suddenly realized: "Brother, don't you have the genes of beastman and human in your body, and you can also be regarded as a kind of beastman, don't you even blush when you boast so much?!"

Li Jiushu was surprised: "It was discovered by you little idiot!"

Li Haoxuan stared at him deadly: "How stupid I am in your heart, I, dear, love, brother, brother!"

Li Jiushu, who lowered his head and covered his lips with a smile, carefully checked Bai Tuanzi's situation: "He should be an orc with a broken gene and unable to maintain a human form, but I don't know how he came from the depths of the forest to the edge of the palace, and happened to be killed by you. Found it. It looks harmless in its current appearance and will not cause any harm to you, but the animal nature in its bones is still there, it is best to isolate it and prevent it from happening."

The comatose little guy woke up leisurely, just in time to hear this sentence, and glared at Li Jiushu. The intuition of the beast made him understand the guy's hard heart, and also let him know which thigh he should hug in the palace, so he simply sat down. Wiping tears on Li Haoxuan's palm, he yelled "Mi~woo~", looking very pitiful.

Li Haoxuan's heart softened, and said: "How can such a small guy have any bad intentions, he should have met me by chance, I will raise it for a while, if it is as restless as you said, then throw it out .”

Li Jiushu nodded, as if nothing was necessary.

Li Haoxuan changed his clothes, and told the person and the cat to be friendly, so he went to the kitchen to prepare lunch for the two and the cat.

Seeing Li Haoxuan leave the room, Li Jiushu's face suddenly became gloomy, staring at Xiao Maotuan and said: "The leader of the orc clan is really willing to send his son to the palace, but I don't know what you want from here. "

Seeing the knowing expression on that smiling face, Xiao Maotuan paused, and transformed neatly into a dark-skinned little boy with colored stripes smeared on his face.He tugged at the fluffy fur coat that could barely cover his body, and the two cat ears on his head moved sensitively.

Li Jiushu was stunned: "I said why the leader of the orcs would be willing to send his son to Longtan and Tiger's den. It turned out that it was because of your physical shortcomings. Can't you be completely transformed into a human form?"

The young boy pursed his lips, still expressionless, but the restless animal ears on his head revealed his master's mood at this time, he raised his head and said: "My name is Jie, I came here voluntarily. , We learned from some sources that the dishes made by someone in the palace can repair the gene chain that is about to collapse in our body. According to the investigation, only the second prince loves to cook, and he should be the person we are looking for."

Li Haoxuan didn't know what the people in his room were talking about. He focused all his attention on the small dried fish in his hand. The fish was almost fried. Pour in an appropriate amount of dark soy sauce and oyster sauce for coloring, and add chili sauce , sugar and sesame oil, stir evenly, sprinkle with fried white sesame seeds, and the delicious dried fish is ready.After breaking two more eggs to make two servings of egg fried rice, Li Haoxuan asked the guards to notify Li Jiushu to bring the kitten to the restaurant for dinner.

When Li Jiushu arrived at the restaurant, he threw the fluff in his hand onto the empty seat, wiped his fingers with a wet towel, picked up the chopsticks, and was about to pick up a small dried fish and put it into his mouth.Li Haoxuan quickly stopped his movements: "Brother, this is for the kittens, here, these two plates of fried rice with eggs are our lunch."

Li Jiushu's face turned dark, he quickly finished a plate of egg fried rice, put the plate in the automatic washing machine, walked over and ravaged Li Haoxuan's messy hair, and then left satisfied.

Seeing him leave, Xiao Maotuan gained some appetite. He jumped on the table and sniffed the smell of dried fish. His eyes lit up. He squatted by the plate and started eating. In a second, he is going to grab food from it.

Even though he knew this guy was an orc, Li Haoxuan really didn't have any immunity to this fluffy creature, so he nodded at its little head, and when it raised its head to bite, he quickly left, lowered his head and ate his own Egg Fried Rice.

Seeing the cat eating deliciously, Li Haoxuan didn't have the heart to bother him. After lunch, he quietly returned to his room, thinking that the little guy would not be able to finish eating in a while, so Li Haoxuan closed the door and sat quietly on the massage chair Looking at the number one gourmet magazine in the empire, "Food Color", the magazine uses a lot of light-hearted and interesting themes, not only including the cooking method and taste of the food, but also depicting the local conditions and customs of the place where the food ingredients are produced, which makes Li Haoxuan read it with gusto.

At this moment, an angry meow suddenly came from beside him, and a fluffy dumpling jumped into Li Haoxuan's arms, covered the magazine, and startled Li Haoxuan: "How did you get in here? ?”

The cat glanced at him proudly, jumped on the ground and slipped out through the crack of the door, and came in again after a while, looking up at Li Haoxuan proudly, but with a little anxiety in his eyes: since he was born, he didn't The way to completely transform into a human form, the orc leader was very disappointed, and gave him the name of a tyrant in history——Jie, this name directly cut off the possibility of him taking over as the leader in the future, so since childhood, there have been no other orc cubs who have been with this tyrant. He played with the hairball that had given up, but he was lucky enough to survive these years.Only after he met Li Haoxuan did he know what real warmth is. He has never been so cherished by others to take a bath, make dried fish and feed him. He is afraid of seeing disappointment or disgust from those excited eyes. .