After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Chapter 96 Isn't it, Snake, is it against the law not to kiss during Chinese New Year?

Lan He thought what she was going to do, with such a fierce expression, he was so surprised that he almost shouted to hit him again - he had always suspected that Chang Yueyuan was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger - but two tiles broke on his knees and that's it?Want to recognize your father?

Chang Yueyuan also heard Lao Bai calling her father, and expected that if she wanted to go to his house, she would have to recognize her father.She has been beaten before, she can be tough, but it's easy to be subdued. I wonder which fairy family can not be tempted when they smell the incense made by Lan He.

It's a pity that Lan He just said stiffly: "Don't... get up."

He pulled Chang Yueyuan up.

Hu 79 said leisurely: "See how sensible he is."

Liu Shisan: "..."

He glanced at Hu 79, always feeling that the fox was pointing something, and when he stepped hard, the tiles were also broken, and he looked at Hu 79 threateningly.

Lan He looked back and felt a little dizzy. Before she could say anything, Chang Yueyuan, who had just been lifted up, knelt down again, "I won't get up unless you promise!"

Lan He: "..."

"Go away, I can't afford a daughter like you." Lan He sat down weakly on the sofa, glanced at Chang Yueyuan and Liu Shisan, who still had their faces taken for granted, and lamented, "Each of them is miserable enough. , For Liu, I really can't afford it!"

Hu 79 laughed wildly.

Song Futan also held back a smile and patted his head, "I bought the tiles, let them paste them by themselves."

Lan He was speechless. When he quit the circle, he might be able to start a housekeeping repair company, which has tiles and tiles for all kinds of sewers.

Chang Yueyuan wanted to forcibly recognize her father, but was suppressed, and huddled in the sink in disbelief, "Man, sooner or later, you will be willing to raise me!"

Lan He: "..."

... What a mess!

From the next day, Lan He took the family fairies to visit, counting and collecting the supernatural events that happened in the capital in the past two years.Just at the end of the year, various temples and Taoist temples are also settling accounts. Because of the township, everyone's incense has reached a new high in the past two years.

When Lan He went to Dongyue Temple, after visiting, she wanted to chat with Director Jiang He, and saw a somewhat familiar face in the room of Director Jiang He.

He recalled, was it one of the souls rescued in Beihai that day, although he didn't recognize the face of this aunt, but I heard that she was a big boss, otherwise he wouldn't have invited the Fudo mage who had left the mountain earlier.

Moreover, this aunt did not come alone. There was a man pouring tea beside her. Lan He remembered this face. He had seen the news in the capital city, and it was clearly the mayor of the capital city.

The mayor seemed to respect his aunt very much, and said: "Mr. Dao, I came back from the outside that day. I went to refuel the car. I walked away to smoke. I met a man on the side of the road. He was wearing an ancient costume. I chatted with him funny. When it comes to occupation, I asked where you work, and he said, it should be the municipal government. I smiled and said that I am the same, how long have you been working, and what department is it. He said he is the mayor. I let out a hey, it’s a coincidence, I’m also the mayor. I thought he was a little stupid, but he said, you govern the yang world, and I supervise the underworld, and yin and yang are divided. I had a good dream. Then I woke up and found myself sitting in the car. Later, when I went back, I really had a good dream for three days in a row!

"Director Jianghe, what is the explanation for this dream? This mayor of the underworld, what is it, can I come to Dongyue Temple to worship?"

This person never believed in ghosts and gods before, so he didn't know much about it. Director Jiang He heard this and said, "I'm afraid you met the Lord City God. The mayor of the capital city naturally corresponds to the City God Temple in the capital. This City God is the master of the city." God, but it is wrong to worship in Dongyue Temple. It has its own Duchenghuang Temple. There are only four Duchenghuang Temples in the entire Chinese history, and the active one is naturally the Duchenghuang Temple in the capital city.

The aunt said with interest: "This is a wonderful thing, and you can still have a good dream? Then this is the Temple of the City God, and we will also add it to the itinerary." She walked all the temples in the capital because she lost her soul once. , especially enthusiastic for a while.

Well, Lan He remembered that his colleague Xiao Yuqian in "Ghost Fun" had good dreams for a few days because of his good deeds. It seems that the mayor really had this experience. Lord Chang'an.

At this time, Director Jiang He also saw Lan He, and quickly apologized to the guests, and went outside to talk to Lan He.

Lan He asked Director Jiang He for a while, and Director Jiang He also thought that he really wanted to compile some materials. There has always been a lot of paperwork in the underworld, which is very complicated, so he answered them one by one.

The two people inside gradually felt a little strange when they heard only the voice of the chief of the river outside.Director Jiang He put them down to chat with someone, and the two of them were already curious about who they were.At this time, Auntie walked over and looked out along the gap, and was shocked because there was no one outside, and the director of Jianghe seemed to be talking to the air.

Her heart skipped a beat and she backed away.

After staying for a while, when Daoist Jiang He came back, she couldn't help asking: "Daoist, just now..."

Director Jiang He said with a faint smile, "As you have seen, there is a relationship in Beihai."

"Ah, it's him." The aunt said softly.

The mayor asked curiously, "Who?"

"It's nothing." Auntie shook her head. The identity of Changsheng Wuchang has been registered. She has inquired about it, but she can't spread it around.Speaking of which, this Impermanence asked the temple to collect the bounty on his behalf, so low-key that she didn't even have the chance to thank her in person.

……

Besides, the fact that "Ghost Fun" was stuck in the review process became more and more true. The public became concerned and said that although there was a ghost in his name, but judging from the filing and Song Qiyun's style in the past, this was just a satire, and it was not necessary. Keep stuck, does the reviewer feel ridiculed?

And at this time, there was another rumor that the review department suspected that Lan He and Song Futan were gay, so they blocked their works.

Netizens:

【? ? ? 】

[Your mother, ha ha ha ha ha ha to review than me!I can't believe they are real! 】

[Sprayed, what the hell reason, I don't believe it. 】

[Yes, even if they are gay and haven't come out, isn't this stuff that the people don't prosecute officials? 】

【Hey, don't make it sound like they're really gay, just play around, Lan He and Song Futan aren't straight enough? ? 】

[Straight men are more sensual... and unscrupulous. 】

This rumor was because Lan He and Song Futan were really affectionate in the crew, which aroused some people's suspicions.Although it has nothing to do with the review, it actually hits the truth.

As a result, at this time, it suddenly said that "Ghost Fun" was not edited for a second, and it was directly passed.

【I just said that Lan He is not gay! ! ! 】

[Upstairs you?It wasn't hello]

[Ha, something is wrong, why is it stuck in the front for so long]

[In order to save some deletions, Song Qiyun ran away. It turned out that there seemed to be a big boss who liked the movie and said it was very interesting. He said hello, and then... just left it as it is. 】

【... I'm dumbfounded, so the file can be fixed? 】

[It's coming soon, it should be in the next year]

"Ghost Fun" has passed the review, and by the way, Lan He is of course happy, and he pondered over the leaked rumors. Although there was no specific person, he felt that it could only be the help of the aunt he rescued before.

However, Lan He is currently focusing more on the visits. The information they collected has been entered into the computer, and they have not completed all of them. The workload is too great.

As a result, Lan He received fewer jobs in the private world. Fans shouted that they couldn't see the fresh Lan He, and they were looking forward to the release of "Ghost Fun", and Lan He would come out soon.

It was almost the end of the new year at this time, last year Lan He was too busy to go back, and this year is no different.

On New Year's Eve, Lan He had a New Year's Eve dinner at Song Futan's house. Both parents of their relationship knew about it, so naturally they didn't have to worry about it. In the evening video, the elders on both sides even greeted each other.

Song Qiyun greeted Lan's father with a dry smile. At least 50.00% of his opinions were suppressed, which was somewhat unnatural.

Father Lan: "Thank you Xiao Song, you are usually busy with work, and you also have to take care of our Lan He's life, and take care of everything inside and out." Then he gave a thumbs up.

Song Qiyun: "..."

Song Qiyun sat up straight suddenly, and said loudly, "It's nothing! Lan He is also very considerate, and even helped Fu Tan tie his tie when he went out."

Others black line: "..."

At around eight o'clock, Lan He and Song Futan didn't stay at home for a long time, and went to Juehui Temple, and all his family immortals followed - the immortal family also celebrated the New Year, so naturally they also had a New Year's Eve dinner.

The family also knew that there seemed to be something wrong with Master Fudo's sanity. He had treated Song Futan like a disciple for many years, so they also agreed with Song Futan to go to Juehui Temple to accompany Master Fudo.

The Juehui Temple on New Year's Eve is very lively, and it is not the peak period yet, and it will reach its peak in the early morning.

At that time, some people wanted to buy the auction rights for millions of incense sticks, but Master Fudo did not sell them. Now, all believers are waiting for the early morning, the first day of the new year to grab the top incense sticks, and to ring the bell to pray for blessings.

Lan He and the others entered the monks' residence area, which is also the place where tourists stop.

Sikong was walking around the courtyard with the help of Master Fudo. Seeing them coming, Sikong greeted them, but Master Fudo was indifferent.

"Happy New Year's Eve. How is the mage today?" Lan He observed for a while, and felt that it was okay to keep the mage's expression. These days, he also fed a lot of supplements, but his eyes were a little dull.

"My brothers and I take turns to accompany the abbot all the time." Sikong said.

"Then take a rest, let's stay with you for a while." Lan He said.

"Amitabha." Sikong thanked him, there were too many tourists today, and there were not enough people in the temple, so he hadn't had time to eat dinner yet.

Chang Yueyuan swam around the Fudo mage, "Didn't you really be beaten by me? Dad."

"...Don't recognize your father anywhere." Lan He said, "I've told you countless times, don't fantasize anymore, you don't have that ability."

Chang Yueyuan was stunned: "You say you recognize your father or beat the monk."

Lan He: "Both of them!"

He pointed at Chang Yueyuan: "You'd better stop kneeling, this bluestone brick has a history of a hundred years, it's not easy to mend..."

Song Futan helped Master Fudong to sit down and read the "Diamond Sutra".

His voice is cold, and it fits perfectly with the surrounding ancient trees and shrubs. The red walls and green tiles of the monastery cover the outside, only the faint noise of tourists can be heard, and the excitement of the New Year is not far away.

Except for Lao Bai's absence, Hu Hu Bai Liu often sat on the ground and listened carefully to the scriptures.

For a moment, this place is like an independent world, only the murmur of chanting scriptures, the yellowish street lamps, no one in sight, and...

"Meow meow--"

Lan He heard a few cat meows, looked up, and saw an orange cat squatting on the ridge of the roof, with clouds in the night sky behind it, it tilted its head as if it was also listening to scriptures.

After Song Futan finished chanting, he couldn't listen to the mage's silent recitation: "Amitabha."

"Master? Master, are you awake?" Lan He stared at him closely, but the only reaction of the mage was this, and he continued to fall into silence.

"Alas..." Lan He propped her chin.

"Forget it, those who celebrate Chinese New Year, don't be so depressed." Liu Shisan said, "You two should kiss each other."

Lan He was choked: "..."

I thought Liu Shisan was speaking human words, what kind of logic is the second half of the sentence.

At this time, the orange cat jumped three steps from the roof and landed on the ground. It strolled over, probably because it had stayed in the monastery for a long time, and it was not afraid of the immortals at all.

Seeing Lan He staring at the cat, Song Futan said: "There used to be some wild cats in the temple. Over time, they settled here, and the pilgrims liked them very much. The monks in the temple also fed them, named them all, and took them to be neutered when they grow old. .”

"That's pretty good." Lan He couldn't help smiling when he saw the cuteness of the cat.

There was another meow, coming from the bushes, it was very delicate.

"Is there another one?" Lan He teased, "Come out, kitten."

A black-and-white cat walked out from the bushes, with its head held high, and a transparent collar around its round face, which was slightly reflective and hard to ignore under the light.

Lan He: "..."

Liu Shisan also looked at the sky with white eyes, and slowly lowered her gaze, staring at it until it reached Lan He...

It just leisurely crossed the courtyard, stopped in front of Lan He, and rubbed against Lan He's hand, but because of the collar, Lan He's tentacles were made of plastic.

Lan He: "..."

Liu Shisan received a critical blow: "What is that!!! Why is it also wearing an Elizabeth ring!!"

"Meow!" The orange cat and the black and white cat immediately ran away with a "meow".

Lan He: "That's right, circle... Everyone knows that it's a good thing, so they all follow the trend and wear it all over the place. I can't control others. Sigh, I'll let you take it off after you recover from your injury, you If you don't want to pick it up."

Liu Shisan cursed: "Nonsense, you're cheating me!"

Bai Wuruo, who has been trying to remain transparent, said: "That's also because you have been licking your wounds..."

"Shut up." Liu Shisan turned into a prototype at once, spraying Lan He angrily, and incidentally, Song Futan: "You two, it's too much, not to mention framing Benlong every day, not to mention it on New Year's Eve. Don’t give out candy and don’t kiss, even recite Buddhist scriptures, is this something that humans do? Are you still men?”

Lan He: "??"

This is an excuse, right?

Lan He sighed and said, "No way, Snake, is it against the law not to kiss during Chinese New Year?"

Song Futan: "..."

Liu Shisan obviously didn't understand Lan He's teasing, so he danced for a while.

When Sikong came back after dinner, he saw the black snake dancing wildly. He walked around cautiously and said worriedly: "Can you stop dancing? I'm afraid of being seen."

Liu Shisan: "Shut up! Fa Hai!!"

Sikong: "..." You can't just call Fahai when you see a monk, right?

Sikong said to Song Futan: "We still have to ring the big bell tonight. In previous years, it was the abbot who rang it. It can save the souls of the ten directions. I don't know... Does the abbot still have the consciousness to ring the bell?"

This ancient clock is struck once a year at this time, and everyone is asked to listen to three rings.

It is a tradition for the abbot to ring the bell. On the bright side, it is a rare opportunity for antiquities to be displayed.In secret, because this bell is a town object, it is also a bell for saving death. When an eminent monk rings the bell, the power can be fully exerted, it can save more undead, and it can also deter evil spirits. Therefore, when the bell rings every New Year's Eve, many immortals, Monks, even Taoists, will also pay homage in the direction of Juehui Temple.

If there is a substitution, the effect of the big clock will be weaker.

"Let's go together and help the abbot go." Lan He put on the mask, scarf and glasses, and they all walked outside together.

It was close to midnight at this time, and the Juehui Temple was overcrowded. When the bell rang, the door of the main hall would open, and believers could offer incense, or ring the small bell in the temple to pray for blessings. The louder the sound, the better.

"Oh, isn't that Chen Xingyang?" Hu 79 said.

"Ah?" Lan He glanced twice, but didn't recognize it.

Hu 79 leaned on his nose, pointed at a man who was as tightly wrapped as Lan He and said, "That's it."

Lan He and Song Futan whispered, walked over and took a picture of the man, "Xing Yang?"

The man really turned his head and looked at him in surprise, "You..."

"I'm Lan He." Lan He whispered, "Why are you here?"

When he got closer, he could see clearly that Chen Xingyang was holding a girl in his hand, and both of them were holding incense.

"I'll go, so you can recognize it??" Chen Xingyang miraculously covered his ears.

"Hey." Lan He prevaricated, "Come to offer incense?"

"That's right, I guess we can't get the first joss sticks, so we can burn them outside, and then go to line up to ring the bell." Chen Xingyang said curiously, "And you, you won't come to burn the first joss sticks, right? Wow, I heard you're playing a monk If you went to the master of Juehui Temple to take a class, you won't go through the back door to burn incense for you, right?"

"Can someone do this kind of thing? Besides, I'm not that kind of person." Lan He said, "I... just came to hang out with my friends."

Chen Xingyang laughed, yes, when did Lan He burn incense and worship Buddha?He also mostly jokes, just this incense, no matter how many dignitaries want to spend money on it, they can't buy it. Even if Lan He has changed his sex and wants to go through the back door, he probably won't be able to.

"Okay, then I won't bother you." Chen Xingyang winked. Although Lan He couldn't see him at all, he judged others by himself, and after thinking about it, the friends Lan He brought were also his targets.

"You want me to leave you alone, okay." Lan He just came to say hello, and then slipped to find Song Futan.Although there are many people, if you have a clue, you will not get lost.

At this time, everyone was waiting for the first bell of the new year to ring. Everyone knew that according to the usual practice, it was the abbot of Juehui Temple who would ring the ancient bell, and after that, the incense would be officially burned.

It’s just that the abbot has been feeling unwell recently, and it’s rumored that Master Sikong may help to ring the bell tonight, which is also very meaningful.

Chen Xingyang also stretched his neck. He hadn't seen the legendary Master Fudo, and this year was his first visit to Juehui Temple. Didn't he start to have different views on this world in the past two years?

Seeing his girlfriend struggling, he even lifted her up: "How is it, is the abbot still in good health?"

From a distance, the abbot can be seen standing next to the ancient clock. This clock is more than six meters high and weighs dozens of tons. It can be called a giant.The bell is engraved with 23 scriptures, and every time the bell is struck, the scriptures are read once, which is of great merit.

The monks formed a circle, and the abbot stood there. Even at this distance, he couldn't see the details clearly. He could roughly see two people in casual clothes covering their faces behind him, who were more conspicuous among the monks.

Others couldn't recognize him, but Chen Xingyang did. One of them was Lan He who had just talked to him.

Hey, he thought to himself, he really has a good relationship with the monk, so they all went in there.

The time was approaching zero, and the abbot suddenly raised his hand to pull someone, and then Chen Xingyang saw that the two people behind him dawdled for a while, then stepped forward, and rang the big clock forcefully.

The believers were also surprised, but when the vigorous bell rang, the tail sound continued, and it swayed for dozens of miles... Everyone didn't care about thinking so much, and ran to the top of the incense to ring the blessing bell.

Chen Xingyang: "????"

...My friend, you told me that you can't burn the incense, and then come here to hit the first bell, do you think it's appropriate? ?

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