After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Outside the North Garden.

The nursery rhymes that came from inside made the passers-by shudder, and many people stopped to take videos and sent them to Moments.

"After the North Garden was closed, there was a nursery rhyming sound! The sound of singing in the middle of the night is too scary! Fortunately, I just went to offer incense and ask for amulets yesterday, so I continued to watch boldly."

It was not even midnight, but it was even more shocking to say that, and it was indeed dark.

[? ? ?Is this North Garden, what are you doing, it’s so weird]

【Run! ! 】

【Brother, aren't you afraid?My legs are weak just watching the video]

[What are these people doing? Standing there, I'm afraid they didn't really dig out the treasure. It's not that Emperor Chongzhen has a treasure buried somewhere. It's rumored to be in Meishan, but it may be a cover, but it's actually here? 】

【What happened to the capital recently? Is ORZ really having a problem with Feng Shui?I also want to burn incense. 】

And after the singing stopped, there was a huge sound of water splashing inside, and a piercing electric sound came from the speakers.

"Shut it, I'm getting goosebumps, what's going on inside?"

"Damn it, what the hell is it?" Some people wanted to pull the baffle to see, but were stopped by the guarding plainclothes officer, who seemed even more mysterious.

Although later, the park gave the reason that it was adjusting the machinery and releasing water in the middle of the night, but it could not explain the behavior of those people who stayed outside. Many people still suspected that the legend about the North Park was rampant.

The chief guards were a little worried. There was such a big commotion, what was going on inside, it was so difficult to subdue, would it go well?

……

And at this time in the North Garden.

A huge black snake was dancing wildly in the sea, and the waves it created were several meters high, slapping on the shore, making much more noise than Chang Yueyuan made, only to hear him roar: "Bold and impermanent, you have insulted me so far! !"

hateful!He had acquiesced to the title of Liu Si before, even Liu Wu's title, and he almost answered when everyone called Lao Wu (Yiping, Baimen Lao Wu), but luckily he held back!

Lao Bai fled for his life in embarrassment, and rolled to avoid the tail of the snake, "Why can't you take a joke."

Lan He: "..."

...Will Lao Bai know how to speak human language?How did you do it so yin and yang?

The big black snake was even more furious when he heard this, and rushed forward.

"Forget it, let him play for a while, Laobai is worth it." Lan He stood on the bank, holding a huge parasol brought from a convenience store in his arms, and the others and Xianjia also hid under the umbrella and fell down. All incoming water was blocked.

Everyone looked at the sea under the umbrella together.

Liu Shisan's dynamic vision was excellent, and he wrapped his tail around Lao Bai.

Lao Bai panicked: "Damn, what do you want to do, get revenge? Be Lan He's father?"

Lan He: "..."

The big black snake was stunned for a moment, thinking that the logic sounded right, but... how could he win Lan He's father? !

Is that the only way to endure it?

Looking at Lao Bai's somewhat smug dead face, Liu Shisan slapped Lao Bai on the ground in a fit of rage, but he couldn't tell the difference: "Go to hell!!!"

Lao Bai was already dead and couldn't die anymore. He was thrown to the ground, and he exchanged a glance with Lan He who was holding an umbrella: "Save..."

Before he finished speaking, he was dragged away by the snake tail.

Liu Shisan also fought a few times. Lao Bai probably meant to save his life. Lan He came out to persuade him: "Don't fight, don't fight, anyway, he will dare next time."

Lao Bai: "..."

Liu Shisan said bitterly: "It's all right to take me as a son together, and call me the youngest."

Lao Bai wants to say no, isn't there a new youngest, but it is not suitable to continue to provoke at this moment.

Chang Yueyuan was even a little flattered, she thought she had been beaten the worst today...

Lan He was puzzled and said: "Wait a minute, are you angry that you have become a son, or have you not become an eldest son?"

Liu Shisan: "...what did you say!!"

Lan He: "That's what they said, as long as you don't agree with it in your heart, then you'll be fine. Don't you practice concentration in Liumen?"

That's right, beating Lao Bai like this is really against Liu Men's usual practice rules.

Liu Shisan took a look at Lao Bai, threw him away, and warned: "Screw and hit once."

"Stop yelling, stop yelling," Lao Bai rubbed against Lan He's feet, looked at Chang Yueyuan lying next to him, and asked, "Then do you want to take this little Liu back?"

Liu Shisan bent his body, snake eyes stared at Lao Bai: "You—"

Old Baiju said honestly: "I didn't call you, I just called her casually."

Liu Shisan said gloomyly: "Don't think I can't hear it, you call her Xiao Liu, who is that Wu?"

"Anyway, it can't be you." Lao Bai said innocently.

Liu Shisan: "..."

Lao Bai: "Lan He and Xiao Song's token of love still has 001 around their necks. How do you say that?"

Liu Shisanyi fell into deep thought for a while.

Lan He is sweating, isn't it, it's so easy to deceive.

Liu Shisan slowly raised his head: "You have tokens of love, let me see."

——Hu 79 didn't know such details when he was telling the story, but ghosts like Lao Bai and Yan San knew something about it on the spot.

Lan He tentatively said: "...In this way, after returning home, let Song Futan explain it to you carefully before going to bed."

Liu Shisan: "Okay, okay."

Everyone: "..."

As for Chang Yueyuan, Lan He took a look at the silver water snake that had been beaten several times and had a bruised nose and swollen face, "Take this one back as well, the problem is not clear yet, let's wait until the truth comes out."

Chang Yueyuan immediately cried: "This king doesn't want to leave."

The dragon should be in the sea, what's the matter with going to someone's house, they have never been a family fairy in this lineage.In other words, Liumen, as a family fairy, prefers to perch on the trees outside the house.

But no one paid attention to the full moon, and only urged her to fish out all the souls in the snake's nest.

The few tourists were still conscious, but they felt that they were going to die when they saw the impermanence of black and white; the mage Fudong was dull-eyed, and Lan He frowned and asked a few words, but he was also unconscious.

Really confused?

These tourists are all a family and came together. They held hands and shed tears.Lan He was caring about Master Fudo, and Hu 79 comforted him on his behalf: "It's okay, I'll send you back."

A fox with a half-broken tail opened its mouth to speak human words. Instead of being comforted, they felt even more sad.

"Huh? It's okay, I was entrusted by someone to summon the soul." Lan He remembered them now, took out a few paper horses, threw them on the ground, and they immediately took shape, "Go up."

"Who are you entrusted by?" An aunt asked before going up.

Lan He was taken aback, and he casually said that this matter was due to a bounty offered by the family of a comatose person, and Master Fufu picked it up and lost his soul, so he came up to it, but now he is dressing up as impermanent.This is more difficult to explain, Lan He didn't care about the reward, so he prevaricated: "Just your family, go back quickly."

"Our whole family is here, which distant relative is it? Do you have a deep friendship?" These people probably didn't expect any relative to be a mage, so they continued to ask.

Lan He simply fanned the soul-resurrection fan: "Stop talking, keep calm, if anyone calls your name on the road, don't pay attention!"

The paper horse raised its hooves and walked away, Lan He said: "Let's go, let's take the mage back."

……

Siming didn't expect that they moved so quickly. They thought they should be extremely powerful to deal with the abbot's Liumen, but what they brought was a female snake with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

Lan He and the others were afraid of causing trouble, so they personally escorted Master Fudo back and fanned his soul back into his body.

Master Fudo coughed twice and slowly woke up.

"Master?" Siming held Master Fufu's hand, helped him up, and gave him water.

Siming was busy, but Song Futan saw that the master's eyes were wrong, "Master? Are you okay?"

No response.

"Hey, this is..." Lao Bai stepped forward and touched it twice, "The soul is not hurt, why can't I speak?"

If the soul is damaged, he can see the state of the soul just now. As an impermanence, this is the basic quality.

But Master Fudo's soul was not damaged.

Chang Yueyuan: "I beat you, and I haven't recovered from it."

No one pays attention to her.

Lan He even doubted: "I can't have Alzheimer's disease, the mage is quite old."

Also known as senile dementia.

But this fell ill too quickly. The last time I saw him, the old man was very wise and in good health.

Bai Wu touched it and said that there was no physical illness.

It's unbelievable, how could mage Fudo be stunned by Chang Yueyuan?

Miss Hu's fingernails clenched unconsciously, "The monk sees people like watching fire, maybe he discovered Chang Yueyuan's problem, that's why he is like this."

Lan He couldn't help nodding, he had seen the eyesight of Mage Fudo.

But if this is the case, it shows that it is not a coincidence behind it, it is not the influence of weather and feng shui, but who is manipulating it.

"What?" Lao Bai was a little confused. He came late and didn't know the discussion before.

Lan He told him again.From Liu Shisan to Chang Shisan, what kind of greenhouse effect, like a hint to cover up the truth, vaguely guided them, blurring the way they woke up.

Lao Bai's face became more and more ugly when he heard it, and finally asked: "Do you know why I came late today?"

Lan He: "Didn't you go back to the underworld to do business?"

This impermanence has its own area, and it is often too busy, otherwise Lan He, this impermanence, would be recruited for help.

"The last time Shuiyue escaped, we thought she might have counted on the rare opportunity of the night demon, but after she was locked up, some ghosts accidentally discovered that she had been locked up for so long, and she didn't know how long she was, so how can she calculate it? "Old Bai said, "So, the underworld sent someone to ask me to pretend to be a past life and ask for a statement. After confirming that she didn't know the date, I asked her again. Then how did she expect to run away at that time? She said For no reason, I thought it was okay, and only found out that there was a night demon after going out. However, she fled to the capital on purpose, and when Master Fan and Master Xie hunted her down, she did not spare any effort, she seemed to be completely dependent."

At that time, it was the end of the time when the town was gathering, and Miss Hu came down in the middle of the water moon, and it was Ghost Moon again, so everyone never doubted it.

This appearance of not knowing the age, but also vaguely hinted at, really makes people feel familiar.

Moreover, Shuiyue escaped from the underworld if the town of things could not reach the underworld.

Chang Yueyuan said in a daze: "There is no trace of disappointment, isn't it true that you have been fascinated by the fox?"

In her opinion, that's what foxes do best.

Everyone was silent.

Lan He said speechlessly: "Don't tell me that Hu Si still has the strength to do things, big girl, can you hit her a million times again when you go back?" Although Hu Si's humble appearance may not get any results.

Chang Yueyuan flinched suddenly.

Lao Bai said: "Over there, although I have doubts about this matter, because Shuiyue has been brought to justice and there is not enough manpower, I just strengthened the defense and reminded the impermanence of each area. But if this is the case, I'm afraid I have to report it again, so I can't just let it go "The underworld and the underworld are not places you can't go to. The so-called reincarnation of life and death, people and ghosts come and go, people, gods, ghosts, and demons can all go there. There are people who want to make trouble in the underworld, and there is no monitoring, so it is difficult to find out. Who did Shuiyue contact when she came out.

Miss Hu also wants to report to Miaoganshan to know.

"Okay, how about the current situation, see if there are any old seniors who are good at medicine, give Master Fudo a cure, and if they can be cured, they will be sent to the hospital for treatment. You have reported this matter to the higher authorities, but remember not to spread it to the outside world. ..." Lan He paused, "I think we can go to Wang Lili, maybe he has some ideas to help us."

Everyone: "..."

Damn, it makes sense.

Even Miss Hu has to admit that although the police may not understand the underworld, they may be very helpful in thinking.

Master Fudo sat on the bed in a daze. He could eat and drink but had no ego. At this moment, he seemed to have lost all his aura and wisdom, and he was just an ordinary old man.

Before leaving, Lan He sat by the bed with Song Futan, watching Siming feed him.

"Let's go." Song Futan let go of Master Fudo's hand, with a sad expression on his face.

Lan He and Master Fudo are old friends who have been certified by the old monk. He also knows that Song Futan has always been protected by Master Fudo.

Lan He couldn't comfort Song Futan either, she could only say: "I'm going to find Wang Lili now!"

……

"Big case! Lily, your chance has come." Lan He said to Wang Lili.

Wang Lili was taken aback, because Lan He didn't come to dream alone, the whole family came, and this time the dream was very lively.

"What, what's the matter?" Wang Lili said cautiously, "Has any cultural relic been stolen?"

"It's more serious than that, let me tell you." Lan He grabbed Wang Lili and told him about the current situation, "You know about Zhenwu, but the problem now is, how many of them we found have nothing to do with Zhenwu ..."

After he finished speaking, he asked, "Do you have any suggestions for solving the case?"

Wang Lili scratched his head: "Judging from Mage Fudo's experience, this really has nothing to do with natural changes, it may be man-made manipulation, who can be so mad, do you have the scope?"

Everyone's expressions are a little weird.

The four gates are all known as the villains among the gods. In North China, you say that you are insane...

Miss Hu: "It's like this. What we are facing now is not human beings. In the underworld, there are too many insane beings, and they are not the same as your human judgment standards. The capital city is a place where dragons and tigers are hidden, and there are many hidden immortals. …Oh, great existence. You can’t find the scope in this way. For example, a dragon suddenly rises up, and it makes sense for everyone to play with it, let’s not call it crazy.”

Moreover, it is still unclear whether it was the loosening of the town first, or the behind-the-scenes manipulator first, or the coexistence of the two.

Wang Lili: "..."

Well, it’s true that the scope cannot be deduced in this way. Wang Lili said: “You don’t have big data, and you don’t have any monitoring or communication information. You may have to rely on the traditional police model. Now there is a lack of information. It's very effective, if we can collect more cases, we can analyze them again. Like before, Liu Shisan's incident was hidden in the influence of the town, so it would be better to investigate it and judge it separately and side by side."

"This makes sense. Let's go back and re-examine the deceitful things in the capital in the past two years." Lan He wrote it down, "Just make up a reason, saying that the Yin Division needs to create a file, and find those mages and immortals to investigate."

This model requires a lot of work, and it is very real in the world. The detectives are all in the story, and in reality they rely heavily on data.

There is too little known now, and we can only learn from it.

"Thank you, that, remember to adjust some more goods, let's go first."

Tool man Wang Lili: "..."

……

Water snakes, as the name suggests, live in water.

Song Futan's house doesn't have a pond, nor a swimming pool, but there is a bathtub, but Chang Yueyuan can't be allowed to live in the bathtub in the master bedroom bathroom.

Chang Yueyuan had a frowning face. She was originally the Dragon King of the North Sea of ​​this generation, and possessed a rare piece of sea in the capital, but now she is shackled here. If she hadn't been unable to defeat these guys...

Hu 79: "What are you busy with, just give her a footbath."

Chang Yueyuan: "!!"

Lan He: "Uh, no more, slightly poisonous."

But Lan He was really not in the mood to settle Chang Yueyuan, this snake should be a temporary residence, unless they could never solve this matter, so he opened one of the sinks in the kitchen: "Just stay here."

Chang Yueyuan took a look: "Are you joking???"

Lan He: "I know you can change your body shape."

Chang Yueyuan: But that's not for wronging yourself! !

She wanted to say something else, but Lan He threatened, "Hit it again?"

Chang Yueyuan: "..."

Her two red lantern-like eyes looked at Lan He bitterly, thinking of her as a majestic Dragon King...

Hu 79 opened the kitchen door and raised his head, "You just woke up, and you don't know that our Zun family is a well-known hooligan in the capital, so it's best not to confront him."

Lan He: "...Come here."

Lan He and all the family immortals emphasized the discipline once again. This matter should be kept secret for the time being. After that, everyone has to go out and investigate, especially Liu Shisan. Don't be fooled by others.

Of course, when phrasing, Lan He used "innocent".

Liu Shisan weighed it for a long time. This innocence doesn't seem to fit his identity, but it's not a derogatory term either...

"Ben Long knows."

Everyone was sitting around, and Lan He squatted down to set the incense, "Talking while eating."

A match lit the Fragrant Hills, the cigarettes were lingering, and the little animals were ecstatic.

In a daze, there were two red lights. Lan He saw that it was Chang Yueyuan who was staring at her. She crawled out of the pool, turned into a human form, and leaned against the kitchen door weakly to look over.

Lan He looked at her fiercely, and probably hated herself. Although she shouldn't be able to make any splashes, Lan He still threatened, "What are you looking at!"

Chang Yueyuan was frightened with a "hiss—" and seemed to change into a snake shape for a moment, and then quickly returned, her red eyes seemed to be dripping blood.The three families of Liumen are all ruthless characters, even though they have been beaten many times, Chang Yueyuan is still unconvinced.

"Listen!!" Chang Yueyuan said.

Lan He: "Huh?"

The other family immortals squinted their eyes and looked sideways.

I saw Chang Yueyuan staring at Lan He, "bang" her knees fell to the ground, smashing two tiles, and said with a fierce expression: "I want to recognize you as my father within a cup of tea!!"

Lan He: "..."

The author has something to say:

Laobai-Bai Ruyi, Hu 79-Hu Xiren, Bai Wu-Bai Zhixian, Chang Shiwu-Chang Yueyuan, Miss Hu and Liu Shisan have no names because they haven’t been named yet, hahaha