After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Dou Chunting looked at his cousin sadly, the elder brother was not like this before, but now he bases his happiness on the pain of his younger brother...

He also regretted what he and Liu Shisan were doing with these catchphrases.Knowing that he is sensitive, but not knowing that he is so sensitive, how can he get mad when he catches a keyword.

"I made a mistake, this brainless man is not mocking anyone!" Dou Chunting quickly searched and showed him the screen, "Look, I just said that this show is really sweet..."

Liu Shisan stretched his head over to look, the remaining anger was still there, he turned to look at Lan He, and blamed him in turn: "Your people are too bad at talking!"

Lan He: "Forget it, forget it, they are all relatives."

Dou Chunting: "..."

"? Who is related to him?" Liu Shisan said, his body was not raised that high, but it was absolutely impossible for him to admit that he was too radical.

At this time, there was a knock on the door outside the room. Liu Shisan's movement was a bit loud just now, and Song Qiyun who was passing by was startled.

"Lan He, what are you doing?" Song Qiyun asked.

"It's nothing, Director Song." Lan He opened the door a crack, and stuck out a head.

Song Qiyun didn't believe it at all: "Let me see."

Lan He: "There are great immortals, which are more terrifying."

Song Qiyun: "..."

Song Qiyun was ashamed, he had repeatedly lost face in front of Lan He, why would he be so afraid of monsters that he would hold Lan He's hand tightly? Thinking of being frightened by Lao Bai's "blood handprint" last time, Song Qiyun felt ashamed , squeezed into the crack of the door.

As soon as she entered, Song Qiyun saw a big snake looking at her coldly. With this size, she could definitely swallow a person in one bite.

"..." Song Qiyun supported the wall with her legs limp, "Is this your baby? You can't bring it to the set at will."

"It's okay Director Song, it doesn't bite." Lan He saw that Song Qiyun was scared, and reached out to touch Liu Shisan. The feel of the snake skin made him feel sick, "It won't stay for long...vomit."

Liu Shisan: "..."

She was still afraid of the snake she raised. Song Qiyun was relieved to see Lan He being disgusted, and stopped blaming them. "Be careful."

Went out after saying that.

Lan He said to Liu Shisan who was staring at him, "Don't look at me, it's not the first time I've vomited. Can you tell me about that foreign ghost?"

Liu Shisan snorted. Clarke porcelain was exported from the Ming Dynasty to the Qing Dynasty, which overlapped somewhat with Liu Shisan's life. He snorted: "When foreign ghosts go to other places, some are brought back, and some are reincarnated in the underworld. The Huaxia people have fallen outside, and Impermanence has to go across the ocean to pick up the souls, and you have never been on a business trip, so you don't know about it."

Song Futan remembered, "I seem to have read the information. In the past, there were impermanent people who went to Europe to pick up their souls. I have never been to this place, but I can clearly explain the appearance of foreign countries."

"Well, it's because I don't want to be reincarnated outside." Liu Shisan said, "This foreigner's ghost smells like burning wood and has a little fragrance."

Lan He couldn't imagine what it tasted like, "Then I'll go and see Xiao Yuqian at night to see if there are any foreign ghosts pestering him. And you said, other people who bought this set of plates may also Being entangled? Is this still a group?"

"They also refused to reveal more, the auction house has rules." Dou Chunting said.

Lan He: "Okay..."

Anyway, explore first.

……

Before the room was tidied up, Lan He could only live temporarily with Song Futan next door at night. At night, he and Song Futan left their souls and went to Xiao Yuqian's room.

Lan He didn't want to scare the snake away, so she went there late at night. After squatting at the door for a while, she suddenly smelled a faint smell, as if the damp forest was burning. It was said to be a fragrance, but it was cold and rotten, which made people uncomfortable.

He suddenly remembered that he had actually smelled this smell before, but he didn't distinguish it carefully at the time. At first he thought it was Xiao Yuqian's perfume. Because this guy was filming with Yu Mengmeng, he had to clean it up no matter how early he sprayed it. perfume.

Is this the one?

Lan He and Song Futan looked at each other and nodded.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw a red-haired foreign ghost sitting by the bed, looking a little helpless with that Wudiqian, for some reason he couldn't get close.

The foreign ghost looked back at them, and actually spoke a fairly standard Chinese language: "You also have dreams? Wait in line."

Lan He: "..."

Lan He was at a loss for words for a moment, and almost didn't know what to say, so she quickly took out her uniform and put it on: "I am impermanence, do you know what impermanence is? My friend."

Foreign ghost: "Ah, I've heard that it's the underworld police over here—excuse me, officer, please go first."

Lan He was speechless: "...I'm not going to jump the queue!"

Lan He saw that he was wearing a Western court-style dress, and he heard that he spoke Chinese very well. Could it be that he had learned it in the underworld for so many years. After all, Clark porcelain was mainly exported from the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty to the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty, which is quite a long time ago. or……

Lan He: "Are you a missionary? Do you know Matteo Ricci?"

Foreign ghost: "???"

Foreign ghost: "What beans, what are you talking about?"

Song Futan saw that he still had an earring, and asked, "How long have you been dead?"

Foreign ghost: "He died the year before last."

Lan He: "Hey, I thought it was an old ghost, you're dressed like this."

Foreign ghost: "I'm working as a model in the capital, and I have to take pictures on the day I die."

Lan He: "..."

It was a misunderstanding, Lan He thought it was some ancient foreign ghost.

"Then you are the last owner of that piece of porcelain? What's the grievance? It affects people's sleep every day, causing people's temperament to change drastically. If you have lived in the capital, you should know that you do as the Romans do. Our underworld also has rules. Don't disturb anyone casually." Lan He educated, "Also, what's your name, and where did you die?"

Song Futan heard that this was not Lan He's usual behavior, but after thinking about it carefully, it looked a bit like a policeman, maybe Wang Lili imitated...

"It's none of my business that he changed his temperament. My name is White." The red-haired foreign ghost explained, "It's not wrong that I was the previous owner of this Clark porcelain, but I just wanted to help him out of good intentions and remind him to keep this Lost. When I was alive, I bought a set of Clark porcelain. I didn't dream about it. I just changed my temperament unconsciously, but no one reminded me like this. In the end, I just dragged myself to death. After I died, I didn't See, this porcelain seems to be very strange, with a strange smell... But it fell into the hands of others, and I followed it, and kept making the masters behind dream and leave it. Otherwise, they will be the same as me."

Xiao and Qian were greatly affected by this set of porcelain alone. White said that he was still so affected that he had an accident back then.

"It has nothing to do with you?" Lan He took a closer look. Although he was obsessed, there didn't seem to be any hostility in his eyes. According to what he said, it meant that the dream had something to do with him, and the impact on his life was due to the porcelain plate itself. , combining the two effects.

Lan He glanced at the porcelain plate that Xiao Yuqian put in the box, and there was a strong yin energy coming from there.

"Then... where did you buy it? Do you know what happened to its previous owner?"

White is very innocent: "I don't know. I bought it like this. The person who sold it to me said it was the batch that was snatched from a Portuguese merchant ship and was once collected by the Southeast Asian royal family. I am also very strange, it is like a curse. Is it the magic power of the royal family, Southeast Asian magic, or simply, it is porcelain burned from ashes!"

Lan He was also a little uncertain about White's idea, "Wait a minute, give me all the information you know, and I'll check it out first. By the way, you are also dreaming about the other buyers. ?"

"It's me, it's me. Hey, they opened it up and bought it. I run around dreaming every day, and it's very hard!" White sighed.

Lan He wanted to laugh, "Then tell me the other buyers' information."

It just so happened that the auction house didn't say anything.If White is telling the truth, then he is miserable, he was killed by the porcelain and died young, and he still struggled with the fact that the porcelain could not continue to influence others, so he just followed it.

To say that this is the obsession of the previous owner, it is okay to pester the subsequent owner(s), but his starting point is good.

……

The next day, Lan He got up from Song Futan's arms: "Wake up, move bricks."

Song Futan hugged Lan He, and said what was in his heart: "The alarm clock hasn't rung yet, and there are no small animals to disturb..."

Lan He: "Help! The screenwriter wants to sneak me!"

The two were arguing, when they heard a knock on the door, "Cousin, cousin, cousin!"

Song Futan: "..."

Although there are no small animals, there are little cousins.

Song Futan opened the door and let Dou Chunting in, "Are you getting up at five?" Lan He has a movie to film, and the alarm clock is set early, so Dou Chunting's time is not so strict, so he can get enough sleep.

"I didn't sleep." Dou Chunting was excited, "Did sister-in-law catch a ghost?"

"How should I put it? It can be said that he was caught, but it may have nothing to do with that ghost." Lan He talked about what happened last night, "I need to find someone to verify."

"There's an inside story?" Dou Chunting also recalled, "I'll find out later."

For some reason, Dou Chunting had a sense of mission. Anyway, his family has a wide network, so he went to find out about those buyers, as well as the seller who sold the porcelain to White back then.

When Dou Chunting came back, he finally got a general idea, "Phew, I found out about the guy who resold porcelain to White back then, and he was an antique dealer in the capital."

Lan He: "What about others, can they find out what happened, or trace it back to the previous owner?"

"Most of the things this person sells are artifacts, and he's already in trouble." Dou Chunting drank his saliva.

Ming artifacts, that is, ghost artifacts, and funerary objects, this kind of evil business is not something everyone can do, and they dare to do it.Especially this kind of problematic ones, it would be unconscionable to sell them to others.

"Going in?" Lan He murmured, "Do you want to ask Wang Lili for help?"

"Wait, I asked my grandpa to contact an expert in the field of ancient ceramics today, let's ask him for advice first." Song Futan said, he was looking for it from an academic perspective.

Song Futan sent the video to the old expert, and also sent the photos.

The old man stared at the photo for a while. Although it was not the real thing, he could see something. He said, "This one was in the hands of Lai Zi before?"

What he was talking about was the one who was already in prison. This was a nickname, and the old men in the antique circle in the capital were familiar with him and knew him.

"In fact, there is relatively little information on Clark porcelain, but you said it was from Lai San, so I am a little sure. You said that it was collected by a Southeast Asian royal family, I think it is unlikely, Lai San has no such way." The old expert adjusted his glasses, "Actually, there are two views in the academic world. One is that Clark porcelain is only for export, and the other is that Clark porcelain will also be sold domestically."

Lan He was stunned, why did it involve domestic sales, which meant that this porcelain was not worth the original price at all?

But he didn't show his face in the video, he could only look at Song Futan suspiciously.

Song Futan asked: "You mean, its previous collectors are all Chinese?"

If this is the case, it may be more convenient for them to check. If this ex is really a foreign royal family, where will he go to find out what happened.

The old expert said: "Tsk...Let's put it this way, Chinese people will not collect dishes of this quality. And because it is for foreigners to watch, the carcass and enamel are thin, so it has no practical value when fired. It's not durable!"

At that time, the rich wanted to use exquisite porcelain, and the poor wanted durable ones. This thing was not reliable on both sides. If it was sold domestically, who would it be sold to?

Song Futan already had some speculations in his heart, looked at the incomplete traces on the porcelain, and said: "If the carcass is thin, there should be many defective products during firing."

The old expert smiled and said: "That's right, this mark is not necessarily caused by poor preservation, it may be like this when it comes out of the kiln, and it is a defective product. Only these defective products will be sold domestically, so who are they sold to? Sell ​​it to someone who wants to hold a funeral at home, and use it as a tombstone, its first collector should be a dead person!"

Dou Chunting: "...I'll go."

Therefore, this rascal is too good at bragging. A funerary object was boasted by him as a royal collection, and in the subsequent auction, because of the lack of information on this aspect, not many people knew about it, like Xiao Yuqian and the others. People who know little about it will buy it if they buy it.

But in fact, not only did this thing never go to sea, but it was buried in the tomb for a long time.

"Then it's no wonder...it's a bright weapon." Lan He figured it out.

If this is an antique, then one has to figure out what happened to the owner, which made the artifact become evil. Its owner is a dead person, so it is easy to explain.

Even if you can't find the original owner, you can guess one or two.There are too many curses in the tomb, otherwise, if the owner of the tomb dies more violently, the attributes of the funeral objects will also change accordingly.Putting it at home to watch for a long time has caused the owner's temperament to change drastically.

"Xiao Song, is there someone else on your side?" The old expert heard Lan He's murmur, but he didn't ask to read it, "Are you going to write a script in this area? Or did you receive this porcelain yourself and advise you to act?" , this is very likely to be a bright weapon."

"I have some ideas, let's find out. Thank you." Song Futan said goodbye to the old expert politely.

"Brother, what should we do with this porcelain? It's not good for Xiao Yuqian to resell it directly." Dou Chunting said.

"Send it to the temple to recite the scriptures, and you can also go to the filth." Lan He said, "But even if you go, after knowing that it is a tomb, many people will not want to keep it, and it is even more likely that they will not waste this money. , transfer directly."

In fact, there are indeed several owners who are already negotiating with the auction house about changing hands.

Dou Chunting stood up and said, "I'm here. That White reminded everyone not to keep this around. We all know that it might be a weapon. You have to show your quality. You can't keep it to harm people. I'll ask them to buy it." , Donate it to the museum after performing the ritual!”

"He is worthy of being a hero of the city." Lan He applauded.

Dou Chunting bowed reservedly, "Well, cousin, give me the contact information of that expert, I have to bargain."

Dou Chunting turned around and told Xiao Yuqian that this should be a funeral object.

Xiao Yuqian broke into a cold sweat when he heard it, and thought that the owner of the tomb was dreaming of himself, and wanted to go to the temple to worship on the spot.Dou Chunting is also hard to explain, saying that two former masters are involved here?In other words, it would make Xiao and Qian even more furious.

Dou Chunting only said that he wanted to buy it and send it to him for help, but Xiao Yuqian refused to even ask him for the money, saying that he had offended the deceased and he had to thank the little boss for his help.Not only that, Xiao and Qian wanted to find a place to say goodbye, which was too bad luck.

Dou Chunting contacted one by one and took over the set of artifacts. The buyers had already found that the objects were a bit evil and knew that they were funeral objects. They all reacted similarly to Xiao Yuqian, and no one dared to make money from them.

In the end, Dou Chunting sent this group of Clark porcelains to Juehui Temple to chant scriptures to dispel the evil spirit and evil spirit.

……

White stood outside the temple, watching the porcelain being placed on the table surrounded by incense, and the sound of the monks chanting sutras, he was taken aback for a while.

Lan He asked: "Now that your wish is over, do you plan to go back? If you want to go back, let me talk to my colleagues, can you contact the underworld department in your country to pick you up."

"I don't want to go back." White said, "I worked in Huaxia for ten years, and I stayed for two years after my death. I think it would be good to be born here in my next life. And... such scriptures make me feel calm."

Lan He suddenly realized that many foreigners like to convert to religion. It seems that White was influenced by Buddhism.

Lan He: "Then just wait, I'll help you contact the people in the underworld to see if I can take you down to wait for your reincarnation. If you haven't done anything immoral, you should be able to line up to vote with your virtue of reminding people after you die. Fetus."

"What? Officers, can't you take me there?" White asked strangely.

"Hey, I'm the police officer, and he's a family member. And I'm from another department." Lan He had to explain to White the difference between their Dongyue Yin Division and Yincao Difu, "Wait, right away."

Yan San was on duty nearby, and he came in a while, "Xiao Lai, this is the ghost you mentioned, do you want to convert? It's fine."

Behind him was a large string of ghosts, and the rope was not long enough to count.

Lan He took out his chain, "Brother Yan, let me give you a ride, your business is too busy, doesn't it mean that you don't work as much now as before?"

"What do you think, there are few tasks, and we will lay off employees in Wuchang. Don't tell me it's just a job." Yan San complained, saying behind his back that the boss is a common workplace rule in the world.

White was still staring at Yan San, "Why isn't he wearing a mask?"

After White's death, he followed porcelain to dream, and he saw Lan He and Song Futan, thinking that Wuchang covered his face like them, but this Yan San not only didn't cover his face, but also showed his long tongue from time to time.

"I'm a special case. People generally don't wear masks." Lan He said.

Yan San smiled and said: "Speaking of this mask, the underworld is talking about it now, and the cover of impermanence is becoming more and more strict. What does it look like?"

With Lan He becoming famous in the underworld, there must be some people who are curious about his face.

But everyone's thinking is generally that they are too ugly, or the death is too horrible, so they block their faces or change them.

Because these ghost messengers are public officials, they are usually not willing to cover their faces. Even if they look scary, it is a deterrent when capturing souls. I didn't see Yan San and Lao Bai sticking out their tongues from time to time.

However, the master has been covering his face for so long, never showing it to ghosts, like Yan San has a good relationship with him, and he doesn't know what he looks like.

As a result, the ghosts, especially the ghosts in the capital, all bet on what the master will look like.Seeing that his eyes are fine, they were only recently covered. Was the lower half of his face crushed?

Lan He chuckled, "Everyone will know sooner or later."

Everyone has to die, and then we will know what he looks like.

White decided to reincarnate in Huaxia, but seeing Yan San's appearance, he was a little worried, and kept asking Yan San and Lan He about the following matters on the way.

Before being reincarnated, he had to live in the Nether City for a while.

On Huangquan Road, Lan He said to White: "It's okay, when the time comes, I will ask someone to burn some paper for you, and you can wait for your reincarnation with peace of mind. Anyway, you can speak Chinese well, and you have no barriers to communication. Look below, maybe There are foreign ghosts who stay here to reincarnate like you, and they can be friends."

White nodded again and again: "Then will I still see you in the capital?"

Lan He: "I told you, I'm not from the headquarters."

White sighed: "Oh, alas... I'm just afraid of offending local bosses, and there are gangsters and the like."

Lan He smiled, knowing that the local snake, "Don't worry, China is in good order, and the underworld is also pure and simple."

White nodded reassuringly.

As he spoke, he saw a stall on the side of the road and exchanged glances with the boss.

The boss first saw Song Futan with a complicated expression, and then saw Lan He, trembling all over, thinking why Dongyue came to the underworld again, what is he doing here, will he trouble me, I heard that he It's getting more and more fierce now.

Lan He smiled.

Old ghost, the last time he and Song Futan came to Hell, on the way back, this guy sold them steamed stuffed buns, trying to make them stay.Nether things, can living people eat whatever they want?

Now that the seasons are changing, this guy has also changed his business. Instead of selling buns, he sells fruits, apples, grapes, oranges, watermelons, etc., everything is available. The last second he was still inviting ghosts to eat.

"Hey, the boss has changed his business?" Lan He took a step over, and the boss took a step back tremblingly. It seems that he has a deep memory of Lan He - not only that, when Lan He came last time, he was not very famous, but now He is more famous, and it is said that he is rich and fierce.

The boss laughed along with him: "Yes, gentlemen, eat, do you want to eat fruit?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he showed a regretful and terrified expression. He knew that he had slapped the horse's ass, and he was afraid that Lan He would think he was provoking, "I'm sorry I didn't mean it that way, it's really easy to say!! I didn't intend to harm that Master's meaning!!"

Lan He smiled and said, "It's okay. Boss, are you sure this melon is ripe?"

boss:"………………"

"Master, please spare me!!" The boss pushed the melon, turned around and ran away.If you can't provoke him, you can't hide from him?

White looked at the owner who had fled in despair and had no more stalls: "...?"

... Did he ask the wrong person? Then is this considered Ming Feng's simplicity?

The author has something to say: Lan He: They are all relatives, let Dou Chunting go.

Liu Shisan, still doesn't know that he is the fourth child...