After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

"It's okay, the boss may have left beforehand." Lan He scared away all the ghosts, and as if nothing had happened, brought a melon to White, "Do you want to eat melon?"

White looked at Lan He suspiciously, "But he seems to be afraid of you."

Lan He: "How is that possible? I just asked if the melon is ripe."

This is the point that White was not sure about, and next, Lan He threw a piece of money at the booth, "Look, we have a simple and honest place here, and everyone who eats melons consciously gives money, and the boss leaves at ease."

Even Yan San couldn't bear to listen any longer, and coughed softly.

But let's go on, quickly walk through Huangquan Road, and when we arrived at the capital, White saw two young officials in green clothes at the gate of the city. When they reached the gate, one of them turned his back and hid when he saw Lan He.

Not only that, but the other ghosts also acted like they were watching the fun, gossiping about what the city guards were afraid of after being beaten to come to the master.

White: "??"

Lan He: "No, really not, I never beat him. He is also an employee of the underworld. We are all considered to be in the public security department of the underworld. How can we be the same as the evil forces?"

At the beginning, Lan He and the city guard were clearly just bickering, but later Yan San helped him pick a quarrel and beat up the city guard in order to thank him...

White picked his face, "You're right."

Song Futan couldn't help but laugh, and whispered in Lan He's ear: "Well, a fanatic in France?"

Lan He: "..."

Lan He greeted Yan San nonchalantly, "Brother Yan San, I'll send him here. He's a living soul, not suitable for entering the city." He also gave White a small change, and he would burn the large amount later.

"Yes, thank you all." Yan San said, "Don't worry about this ghost, I will take care of it. However, I think everyone has seen that you have a good relationship, so it should be fine."

"Goodbye." Lan He and White waved.

And White also felt the reason why Laiwuchang said that Mingfeng here is simple in the following life in the underworld... Isn't it simple in front of him! !

……

Besides, Xiao Yuqian, after giving the porcelain plate to Dou Chunting free of charge, he found a temple to burn incense.

Xiao Yuqian didn't understand this. Many people gave him advice before burning incense. The Niangniang Temple was excluded. Although Bixia Yuanjun blesses many aspects, he is the most famous for seeking children. The same is true for Dongyue Temple. Juehui Temple is a bit far away. On the other side of the city, there are several temples and Taoist temples, all of which are said to be very spiritual in the past two years...or there have been many supernatural rumors in the capital in the past two years.

In the end, Xiao and Qian chose the Temple of the City God.

Why, this is related to an incident in the circle some time ago.

Specifically, this matter did not happen in the circle, but there were unscrupulous traders who infringed and sold marriage certificates in the underworld in the cemetery. Many celebrities were infringed. Chen Xingyang even called the police, and finally dealt with it according to law.

But later, it was rumored in the circle that some celebrities whose marriage certificates were sold in the underworld really dreamed of a ghost marriage.When this matter broke out, I slowly got together with a couple in private, and found that quite a few people had this experience.

There are even rumors in the market that those buyers who knew about it and bought a marriage certificate were punished, haunted by nightmares, and were dragged away by the city god to deal with them.

Those buyers didn’t have nightmares. Xiao Yuqian didn’t know, and he wasn’t dragged into a ghost marriage, but there was a colleague in his company who was said to have dreamed about it once or twice. Later, he went to the City God’s Temple to pray and complain, and was appeased. , Said that the city god heard the complaint and made him a good dream.

Regardless of whether this is a psychological effect or not, that colleague is still quite beautiful, and then he also goes to incense after a while.

The Duchenghuang Temple is a small temple, and it was only reopened a few years ago after being repaired, and the incense has slowly picked up.Xiao Yuqian had a good relationship with this colleague, and they also went there to offer incense.

What happened in the end, he really dreamed that someone told him that the previous dream was not a wronged soul, but a warning, and he should thank the other party and burn paper for him.And because he sent the porcelain plate to chant scriptures for free, saving other people from suffering, and doing a good deed, he continued to have sweet dreams for the next few days.

Xiao Yuqian couldn't help but tell the crew about this matter, it's over anyway, and..."Do you think this is too clever? I really want to burn paper for that kind ghost, and I don't know why he reminded me I."

Everyone discussed it, and some people also heard about the marriage book in the underworld and its follow-up, and discussed it together.

Although Dou Chunting knew the truth, he couldn't tell it, which made him suffocated.

Only Lan He said calmly: "I think about it day by day, and I dream about it at night. This is purely your self-suggestion."

Xiao Yuqian scratched his head, "It's possible, but I still plan to burn a piece of paper and continue to burn incense... You don't know, the dream is so beautiful."

Lan He showed an unbelieving smile, and strode away.

Song Qiyun was on the side and heard everything.No matter how many times this happened, he still couldn't help but look at Lan He weirdly, and had a strong feeling of wanting to complain.

Lan He rushed ahead of Song Qiyun, and said with emotion: "Who am I? I won't feel guilty if I cheat!!"

Song Qiyun: "......"

Lan He's role is almost over. In the decisive part of "Ghost Fun", the pious protagonist turns into a godslayer and fights in the temple.Lao Bai came to the scene during the filming, and when he was waiting to ask for money, he squatted by the side and watched, and heard Song Qiyun give a lecture to Lan He and their lead group.

"The protagonist should pay special attention to it. I'll feel like I overthrew your father later." Song Qiyun mainly told Lan He that he drank jasmine tea with dry mouth.

Song Futan also stood aside, saw Xiao Yuqian's curious eyes, and said: "There is an inference in religious anthropology that the relationship between God and man is the projection of the relationship between parents and children, and this has something to do with social customs. Moreover, in the beliefs of Chinese society, the gods are more secular, because many gods are originally elected by people, the sanctification of people, or the humanization of gods..."

Conversely, the overthrow of theocracy in the movie is actually a metaphor for challenging patriarchy, alluding to the real society.

Xiao Yuqian nodded with half understanding: "It's so complicated. I haven't finished reading the book last time. What philosophers? Now Shen and Lan He have become father and son again."

Lao Bai was not very interested in the previous ones. When Song Futan said that the relationship between God and man is the projection of the relationship between parents and children, he slapped his thigh excitedly: "Who will say that Impermanence is for money in the future, and everyone can be a father! This His mother is supported by theory!! Very profound!"

Lan He: "..."

Until Lan He finished filming the scene, Lao Bai was still chattering, "I have to recite this, our family is rich, so why can't I shout nice things twice. Then there are still gossips, saying that I will Do you want to be promoted and still make such a face? Even if I become a judge, it is also the same reason... What, religious anthropology, right? God and man are like father and son, right?"

Song Futan: "...Generally, in this kind of relationship, God is the father and man is the son."

Lao Bai stared at him: "Didn't you advocate subversion? And if you don't tell me, who knows?"

Song Futan: "..."

"Don't tell Lao Bai that he has no education." Lan He said casually, "Is the Zhenwu Bridge Park about to be completed?"

Lao Bai: "Yes, the day after tomorrow, the park will be named Honglian Park, it seems to commemorate Xiao Song."

Coincidentally, Lan He was still wrapping up the day after tomorrow. He said, "Don't make it sound like Xiao Song is dead. What kind of commemoration... Where is Miss Hu?"

Lao Bai: "It's coming soon!"

As soon as he mentioned this, he couldn't help showing a gloating smile on his face, wondering how lively it would be and a good show.

Lan He also thought of this, and immediately sighed, the place where he lives is really not big, how many small animals are there in this fortress...

……

Finishing the scene was very simple. After Lan He's part was finished, the crew applauded together, and Yu Mengmeng came to present a bouquet of flowers. She and Xiao Yuqian had two days to finish.

"Thank you everyone..." Lan He thanked the staff and had to leave the crew.

Everyone saw it, so they left and left, and took the screenwriter with them.

Lan He finished, and Song Futan also finished together, so he didn't continue to follow the group, and left directly, for fear that others would not know that he accompanied Lan He into the group. He was indeed the man who once worked as an assistant for Lan He.

Lan He went back with a salute, the project was finished here, and in two days she had to shoot a car commercial, and the company would arrange new jobs.When he got home in the elevator, he received a message from the company.

Among the bunch of invitations, Lan He also saw one: "Hey...why are you still looking for me to play the monk!"

Song Futan: "?"

"Haha, it doesn't seem to be counted. At that time, he was still a layman, that is Master Jingsheng." Lan He looked at the historical figures. At the end of the Qing Dynasty and the beginning of the Republic of China, a very famous mage was able to write poems, paint, and write, so It was once called "Selling Avalokitesvara". It is often said that it is difficult to be a monk or a layman, and finally he was formally ordained.

This movie is about the literary world of that era, and Master Jing Sheng is one of the protagonists.Moreover, the project was established with the care of the leaders above. It belongs to the cultural series of film projects.

Song Futan: "Master Jing Sheng's poems are well written, but..."

It's not that he doubts Lan He's acting skills, but he doesn't know if Master Jing Sheng will be officially ordained in this movie. If so, he refused to be a monk for so many years, and finally Lan He will go to play a monk.

"Let's see, I may not be able to choose. If I can be selected, I will go to Juehui Temple to experience life." Lan He thought of the vegetarian restaurant in Juehui Temple, wiped his saliva, and got out of the elevator.

As soon as she opened the door, Lan He closed it in discomfort.

Song Futan: "What's wrong?"

Lan He opened the door again to show him, and saw a large snake lying on the ground inside, filling up the small living room, a fox and a few weasels were squatting on the sofa, all eating, while the TV showed The drama was playing, the sound was turned up to the maximum, and there were a few pieces of paper money floating on the ground... The whole room was filled with the smell of being uneducated and indulging in pleasure.

That weasel was the Guaer family who came to catch the fast, and he stretched out his paw and said to Hu 79, "Miss 79, these are the beans you want."

I saw a few plump soybeans lying in his paws.

Hu 79 was furious, and patted its head wearing a melon skin cap with its paw: "Is it this bean? Is it this bean?!"

Lan He: "..."

Lan He stood on tiptoe, being careful not to step on the snake, and couldn't help but asked, "Can you take it away?"

Liu Shisan shrank his body and turned into a human form, and sat on the ground with his back against the coffee table, without taking his eyes off the TV.

Lan He: "Can't you just sit on the sofa?"

Liu Shisan said indifferently, "It's cool on the ground."

Lan He touched the TV, it was hot, how long had he been watching it, he turned off the TV.

Liu Shisan was furious immediately, pounding the floor: "What are you doing!"

"Be careful not to hammer it to pieces," Lan He reminded first, "Did I say watch in moderation? How many hours have you watched continuously? Also, why did you come up? Where's your phone?"

Liu Shisan turned his head away and said angrily, "It broke."

But from the fact that he didn't dare to get angry again, it could be seen that he was guilty.

"The phone you just bought, and you broke it?" Lan He looked at it, and it wasn't all broken, but the screen was cracked by Liu Shisan for some reason, "Isn't it still usable? Who told you If it fell, I won’t replace it with a new one, I didn’t agree to such a consumption method at the beginning.”

He threw the mobile phone to Liu Shisan, Liu Shisan glared at him bitterly, turned over and lay on the ground, continued to watch the drama on the elderly phone with a broken screen.

Master Gua Er smiled flatteringly at Lan He: "Come on, the master is back."

Lan He: "Gua Er is here to catch up on the fast."

Song Futan put his luggage away, came over and sat down, and casually pierced Gua Er's real person: "Gua Er, please ask Hu 79 if you have anything to do."

Lan He also remembered that Gua Er had given Hu 79 beans, although the delivery was wrong...

Master Gua Er hugged his chubby eldest daughter, rubbed her head twice in her arms, if there seemed to be no way to show the smooth and shiny fur, and the sharp teeth, "No, no, thank you girl 79 for bringing me We eat fast."

Hu 79 didn't give any face at all, anyway, she didn't receive the real beans, and why should she keep her word, and sold Gua Er directly: "Gua Er told his wife, 'Master Hu Bai Liumen has raised, and my daughter recently He grows up and has a big appetite, and he is becoming more and more mischievous, so it is difficult to discipline, why not send him to the master to be a child laborer, maybe he can send some incense back'. He wants me to help with some encouragement!"

The elder daughter who was stretching in Gua Er's arms: "??"

Real Gua Er was punctured, and covered his face with his paws in embarrassment, "No, I mean, if I am lucky enough to learn a thing or two from Master Lai..."

It doesn't matter if she has a big appetite, Yu Hangjia is rich, but she is really naughty, and she likes to play tricks to tease the children of Yu Hangjia's family. Yuhangjia has told Gua Er several times that he himself is lazy...too lazy to discipline .

"As expected of a weasel from the old society," Lan He thought it was funny when he saw Guerren's daughter's resentful expression, and the fox must have blamed the fox for this matter, "You have such a beautiful idea, you want me to help you raise your daughter .”

Master Gua Er also wondered if he had accepted Liu Xian. Speaking of which, he had already proposed to join the master, and he was considered a veteran: "No, no, I am on your assignment. My daughter is young, but she is quite good at fighting. Yes, I still resist beating..."

The little weasel doubled his doubts: "??"

Lan He: "Do you think I still lack the ability to fight?"

Liu Shisan and Hu 79 looked over at the same time, and even the assassin Bai Wu's round ears were exposed from the God of Wealth Tower.

Real Gua Er: "..."

Master Gua Er was resentful, and even muttered, "It's because we think that our Huang family has a bad reputation, and we don't fart in your house... Wouldn't it be good to get together a Hu Huang Bai Liu?"

Lan He said indifferently: "I don't have obsessive-compulsive disorder."

Some people may think that all three doors are collected, and four doors are collected, but he feels that these few are enough for his headache...!

I really don't know how some sorcerers who claim to have supported hundreds of fairy families endured it.It's no wonder that their kind of hall needs to elect a hall master.

……

Lan He stacked ingots at home for two days, and was quarreled for two days.

Hu 79 was playing with his mobile phone, he couldn't move, he voted for Lan He every day, and he also read comments for Liu Shisan. Liu Shisan only needs to see what netizens say, "Make less sweet dramas and more. Talking about "a drama" and the like, regardless of whether they are talking about Lan He or not, they will go crazy, he swears violently like a thunderstorm, several times suddenly, it has already frightened Yiping to the point of mental breakdown...

When it was time to go out to work, he was simply thankful.

"I finally understand why Yiping likes big houses." Lan He said to Song Futan, "At least there is some space to hide."

He used to think that the house was not big and it was easy to tidy up. Anyway, Hu 79, the only one who needed to let the wind out, would walk himself.Now it feels crowded and noisy.

Song Futan immediately said: "I have a relatively large residence, can we move there together?"

Anyway, now Song Qiyun knew about their relationship, so she didn't have any scruples.

Lan He was really moved, and asked where the location was, and chatted with him for a long time before remembering: "Hey, live together?"

"Okay?" Song Futan kissed his ear.

Lan He looked at him with melancholy eyes: "Aren't you afraid?"

Song Futan whispered: "Are you afraid of being discovered? I don't..."

Lan He: "Aren't you afraid that being a stepmother is very hard?"

Song Futan: "..."

"Hahahahaha, I'm going to work! Let me think about it!" Lan He jumped up.

This scene was filmed on the outskirts of the capital. Lan He changed into a shooting suit, and the styling team took care of it for him. His agent also came, and he stared at the advertisement in person. Lan He was too confused before, and his agent was not so good. Concerned, now the company has formed a dedicated team.

At this moment, the agent was walking around, playing with his mobile phone.

Lan He: "Sister, sit and rest for a while."

"Playing a game," the manager said, chewing gum, "Can't you see? Pokemongo, it's Pokémon, Pikachu always knows?"

Lan He: "Oh, Pikachu knows, what is this game about?"

Agent: "That's right... Players can capture elves like Pikachu and Squirtle, and they can also exchange and fight with other players... Hey, otherwise you'll know after playing it, it's very interesting."

Lan He: "..."

This game, Lan He closed his eyes tiredly, "Then I won't play, I'm a little tired."

broker:"??"

The author has something to say: Lao Bai: You think I recognize my father casually, but in fact there are social characteristics behind this!

Lan He: Thank you for not playing. Is it not enough for me to catch the four gates?