After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

What does it mean? At this moment, Dou Chunting doubted his hearing, but soon turned to doubt the snake's Chinese proficiency.

Lan He took the time to look up while eating and said, "Don't hide away, he just gets excited watching TV dramas."

Dou Chunting was embarrassed, oh, so he didn't lose his temper, wouldn't it make him look timid.

There is no way, after the Lingjue is gone, his courage is also gone.

Dou Chunting came out from behind Song Futan, boldly walked towards Lan He, and approached some Liu Shisan.Liu Shisan ignored him from the beginning to the end, including his cry for help just now, and focused all his attention on the screen.

Just kidding, now is the time for the hero and heroine to distribute candy, he is not willing to be distracted at all.

At this distance, Dou Chunting could finally see clearly what Liu Shisan was watching—a romance drama broadcast last year, and one of the artists belonged to his company, so he was very impressed, and it was definitely a romance drama.

Not to mention, Liu Shisan is currently dragging the progress bar repeatedly, watching a clip: the male lead blocks the female lead in a corner, the female lead thought he was going to hit her, but was kissed violently and confessed.

Dou Chunting: "..."

Dou Chunting was completely dazed as if he had been hit on the head with a hammer: who am I, where am I, and what did I see? ?

So the "so sweet" he said just now, is that so sweet?

Why, why can this Liu Xian watch love dramas with such a cruel expression, and still indulge in them, and he still savors them over and over again! !

Lan He seemed to know what Dou Chunting was thinking, with a mysterious smile: "Do you know about snakes?"

Dou Chunting said in a daze, "No, I don't really like food."

Lan He: "..."

Only then did Liu Shisan raise his head unkindly, "What did you say?"

Only then did Dou Chunting realize that he had said the wrong thing, and was stared at by Liu Shisan, almost crying.

Song Futan: "He said he doesn't like to eat, and he hasn't eaten, is there a problem?"

Huh?Liu Shisan thought for a while, and seemed to have no problem, so he lowered his head and continued to read.

Lan He: "..."

"It's like this. Most of the ascetics who fell into the animal world due to anger and fell into the world were reincarnated as snakes and suffered the pain of shedding their skin. If the snake is successful in cultivation, it will also recall some emotions from the previous life." Lan He explained to Dou Chunting Let's talk about why Liu Shisan has this kind of hobby. Although he is so fierce, he is attracted by love.

"And ah," Lan He revealed to Dou Chunting in a very low voice, "Liu Xian's spirituality is generally in the head, and he will always get the head in a fight. It is said that as time goes by, there is something wrong with not dying."

This is the same as the white gate, which is called the mourning gate. It belongs to the chatting of other small animals. There may be exaggerated parts, but it also illustrates some problems.

Dou Chunting: "Oh oh oh?"

The two of them were whispering, and Liu Shisan slapped the table angrily, "Are you speaking ill of Ben Long?" Other immortals like to tease Liu Men, which made Liu Men not only fierce but also sensitive, and Lan He had a criminal record. Discuss with Hu Men that he is out of his mind!

Actually heard it, Lan He thought that the four gates and five senses are still too sharp, so be careful when speaking ill of snakes in the future, and quickly said: "No, I'm talking about legends."

Liu Shisan actually just muttered a few words irritably, and then he was attracted by the TV show, and stopped asking.

Song Futan sat down: "You have been fishing for three days and drying nets for two days?"

Dou Chunting was not on the set for the past two days, so he came here.

"No." Dou Chunting complained, "Someone reported me crazy in the past two days, that is, when we left the park that day, someone called Heilong from behind. It turned out to be an active conspiracy theorist on the Internet, and he actually checked my identity. When I came out, I kept calling the company. At the beginning, I was vague, saying that I would report me, and threatened me to take the initiative to explain. My dad thought I was doing something and asked me to go back and investigate. Later, he said that he wanted to report me for illegally raising dragons. I said Shit, that was raised by Lan He!"

Lan He: "...No one."

Dou Chunting: "Anyway, I didn't pay attention to him later, he still posted those pictures he took on the Internet, all of them are so blurry..."

He showed it, and then said: "Hey, brother, sister-in-law, look at it!"

Song Futan walked over to take a look with dignity.

Lan He: "..."

……

"Senior brother, senior brother, open the door!"

Li Jing knocked on the door.

The door inside opened a little, and a Taoist priest poked his head out: "Why are you here again, can't you go to another Taoist temple? You go to your Baiyun Temple!"

Li Jing said bluntly: "Baiyun Temple doesn't accept me."

The Taoist was speechless: "Then I don't want to receive you either!"

Li Jing: "No, brother, I really took a picture of it, and I have worked so hard to find clues. You see, the piece on the top of this picture is the black dragon. And the car on it, I entrusted someone I found out from the license plate that it is a company bus, and the person who used it that day should be the small boss of their company, and there is also a celebrity..."

Li Jing croaked, to the effect that the dragon had already appeared in the world, and was suspected to be in the world. I hope that the senior brother can go to search for it.

The Taoist rolled his eyes.

Coincidentally, he is the insider.

Dragon, there is no such thing as a capital city, but there is a troublesome Willow Immortal. However, no matter whether it is the Willow Immortal or the Dragon Immortal, it was announced by Master Fudo that it has been sealed on the bridge a few days ago, as a bridge-suppressing beast. Get lost in the world.That Dou Chunting and Xing Xing probably passed by near the park, but how could they take the dragon away, besides the mages and the army that day.

Unless it's other Liu Xian, what does that have to do with him?

This Li Jing, after chasing the dragon for too long, has become a bit crazy.

"You stop cooking, to tell you the truth, that is not a dragon at all, and there are no dragons in the capital."

"There is a dragon!!" Li Jing yelled, turned around angrily, and continued to post on his Weibo, which already had some fans, "Although the brothers don't understand me, I have to say that the black dragon in the capital city, It has entered the WTO, and has entered the entertainment industry in Beijing."

Those who followed him froze: [Heavenly King, I believe in you, the black dragon you took last time, I adjusted the picture below, and I can indeed see a long black animal]

[My relative lives near that park and also said he heard a strange sound. Although some neighbors didn't hear it, after reading your Weibo, he firmly believes that he is not dreaming...]

[Let's be a dragon, let's enter the showbiz, what do you mean?To be an actor? 】

There are people who really believe him, and there are also those who make jokes.

Li Jing simply released the evidence and analysis, from the various dragons he photographed, the heavy rain in the past few days, to the owner of the vehicle, etc., all connected in series.With his peripheral status as a Taoist junior, he also really knows some true or false Taoist news.

The final conclusion: "I heard that there are many rich people who want to climb this black dragon these days. The fact is already obvious. After the black dragon got on the car, the young master of the Dou Group was fighting for power not long ago. After entering the family business, his status has risen sharply now, all because Dou Chunting enshrines the black dragon, and even brought his star Lan He together to try to worship the dragon for profit! I am here to expose it under my real name!"

Because this time Li Jing also involved Lan He for no reason, and was soon discovered by fans, laughing at you for knowing what a fool, Lan He only participated in a movie cast by Dou's family, and there was no agency contract at all, and he and Dou Chunting knew each other early because of other relationships .

Li Jing also replied: [What's the relationship? 】

Netizen: [Fulan Mingge understand? 】

Li Jing: [? ? 】

Li Jing also searched Fulanmingge, and ended up reading a bunch of strange videos and novels, which made him even more annoyed, [I think this actor suddenly became popular, maybe it’s because he has always believed in these things, now that he worships the dragon, his career will be even better further. 】

The Heping pigeons saw that this didn't make sense, so they simply followed him and said: [Okay, okay, I'll help you @林业局, someone here reported illegal dragon raising. 】

Not only from @林业局, but also from @有微博的道长大师.

There are also Daomen or other religious people surfing the Internet, and they are speechless and laugh when they read it.It's not the first time that Li Jing is talking nonsense. Every time he claims to have photographed a dragon. Before, he suspected that a certain government was covering up the truth, but now he has a celebrity involved.

Let alone Dou Chunting, Lan He?Even if it was Liu Xian, it has nothing to do with him!

Only two narrow-minded Taoists replied: [Then I will also help circle @场场吧]

……

Lan He was even amused by the fans, "It's a good thing this guy's photos are blurred, otherwise what would we do when the news about our dragon raising came out."

When Liu Shisan heard it, the other end extended 1.3 meters, reaching beside them...

He also twisted a bit and looked towards the phone.

Lan He: "..."

Lan He suppressed her heart, and decided to include Liu Xian stretching her neck and Wuchang sticking out her tongue as prohibited actions.

Liu Shisan retracted his neck, and said solemnly: "Everyone is drunk, but he is sober. This man has good eyesight, but his talent is underappreciated."

Lan He: ...It's exactly the same as the truth.

"Okay, let's not talk about it." Lan He said, "I'm going to start filming, why don't you go back?"

Liu Shisan said indifferently: "Benlong is floating around..."

Anyway, he just found a tree to rest.

There wasn't much time for dinner, Lan He didn't care about Liu Shisan anymore, as long as Liu Shisan didn't expose himself, he was free to go.Lan He thought about the plot later, and whispered a few words to Song Futan.

Liu Shisan immediately said excitedly: "You are talking bad things about Benlong!!"

Lan He: "?? I didn't!"

This time it is really not.

Liu Shisan looked at them suspiciously, "Don't let me catch you."

Lan He: "..."

Dou Chunting: "... so sensitive."

The two of them thought at the same time that Liu Shisan might not have really heard what they said about Liu Shisan before, but whenever someone whispered in front of him, he suspected that they were talking bad about him...

No wonder he ignored it so easily at the time.

The filming of "Ghost Fun" has come to an end, Lan He is almost finished, there is no emotional scene at all, it is Xiao Yuqian and Yu Mengmeng who are in love, he is sitting by the side watching, and he will be filmed into tidbits.

Lan He said, "They're dating, why are you stalking me?"

Photographer: "The producer said that you will definitely be envious and jealous, and post it to the public..."

Lan He: "Are you kidding me? Do you know Floating Pigeon?"

Photographer: "Hahahahahaha!"

Lan He also laughed.The other staff also laughed, but Lan He didn't expect to play tricks on the fans.

At this time, Song Qiyun said: "What are you doing? Do it again."

Xiao Yuqian and Yu Mengmeng were asked to do it again.

Xiao Yuqian didn't seem to be in a good state today, Song Qiyun said with a blank expression: "The face is a little dark...Okay, let's start!"

Lan He saw that something was wrong, it was clearly showing emotion, but Xiao Yuqian's expression was a bit fierce.

Sure enough, Song Qiyun stopped her again.

"Sorry, it's my question." Xiao Yuqian felt uneasy and touched his face tiredly because he hurt the goddess.

Yu Mengmeng was a little embarrassed: "It's okay."

Song Qiyun couldn't help it either. It stands to reason that Xiao Yuqian likes Yu Mengmeng so much, and this emotional scene should go smoothly.

Could it be that Xiao and Qian have been pretending all the time, but actually don't like Yu Mengmeng at all?

"Take a rest." Song Qiyun said.

Xiao Yuqian was so ashamed to face Yu Mengmeng, he ran to find Dou Chunting, "Little boss, where did you get that spirit judge, can you bring it back to the crew?"

When it came to Lingjuan, Dou Chunting also looked disappointed, "I can't help it, I can't get it."

"Why? Oh..." Xiao Yuqian was sad.

Dou Chunting: "You are, what's the matter?"

Xiao Yuqian waved his hands: "I've been having nightmares recently, and I don't feel very energetic."

It's not just that he is not in a good spirit, his expression seems to be affected, and he has been unconsciously revealing a slightly ferocious subtle look in his eyes.

Dou Chunting said seriously: "Tell me about it."

Xiao Yuqian hesitated for a while, and then said: "Then don't tell Director Song, I just have a dream and fight with someone, and my emotions are always substituting for this person without knowing it, especially resentment, hostility It's very heavy, and when I wake up, I feel very irritable in my heart, and I can't calm down."

Dou Chunting asked seriously: "Didn't that person say anything? For example, make a request to you."

Xiao Yuqian: "No."

Dou Chunting: "Then have you encountered any strange things recently? Or bought something, especially before you had this dream for the first time."

Xiao Yuqian pondered for a while, "It seems that there is no, no, there is one, but it's nothing. Before I had this dream, I just took a picture of a work of art, which is porcelain."

Dou Chunting asked: "What porcelain?"

"Antique porcelain. I bought it with my friends. They said it was from the Ming Dynasty. It cost 10,000+." Xiao Yuqian showed him his mobile phone. The picture showed a blue and white porcelain plate with European-style castles and knights on it. It's not particularly delicate, and there are gaps.

"It's from the Ming Dynasty? It's from last year, right? I think it's kind of funny." Dou Chunting pointed to the castle and said, "The painting is not as good as mine. Why don't you draw a Titanic."

Xiao Yuqian: "...It was porcelain that was exported abroad at that time, so it has an exotic flavor!"

This kind of exported porcelain is also called Clark porcelain, mainly because a merchant ship in Clark Port, Portugal, carrying a lot of Chinese porcelain was intercepted, and European nobles rushed to buy it. At that time, people did not know where it was produced, because it was obtained from the merchant ship in Clark Port. , simply called Clark porcelain.Later, this title was continued for blue and white porcelain for export.

Because it is sold to foreigners, the production is not so exquisite, it even looks a little rough, and it is not practical, because it is mainly used as a decoration in foreign countries.Some patterns are also very exotic, such as castles, knights, tulips, picture frames, etc., or stick figures.

People who don't understand may think it is a spoof at first glance, just like blue and white porcelain Doraemon.

"Oh?" Dou Chunting understood, but still couldn't help laughing, "It's too rough."

He said: "However, you can't take it lightly just because it is art...artwork. Antiques are also old objects. Maybe there are some things that are old and refined. And you didn't ask about its origin when you took the photo? Maybe it's because it's not good. , they just sold it, is there some foreigner ghost attached to it?"

There are many auction items with their own stories. Sometimes it is not because of their high artistic value, but because the stories are well-known, so they are valuable.Many of them contain "curse", which is talked about by people.Some people are taboo about this kind of auction item, while others don't care.There are also many legends of efficacies in the rivers and lakes.

"Don't scare me." Xiao Yuqian smiled reluctantly, "No way, the seller is anonymous, and he didn't tell any story, just said that he received it from all over the world. At that time, he sold several pieces, besides me, there were also Someone else bought it."

To be honest, he himself bought this simple blue-and-white porcelain because he thought it was not too expensive, and he bought it on a whim, and he didn't understand it at all.At first I thought it was different, but then it looked boring.As a Chinese, after all, I can appreciate orthodox porcelain more.

Dou Chunting snorted and laughed twice, "Which auction house did you buy it at, let me ask for you."

He made a phone call, and after a few minutes it became clear, he put down his phone and said, "There is definitely a problem and you haven't run away. Except for you, the other buyers have basically decided to sell. Why can't you tell me why, but I want to know..." Maybe it’s the same as you, always having nightmares.”

"Little boss, what do you think we should do?" Xiao Yuqian panicked, "There really aren't any foreign ghosts here, right? I'll sell it too?"

"According to my experience," Dou Chunting said, "If you've already been entangled, it's useless to sell it! But, don't be afraid, let me help you to ask an expert!"

He feels that he is now the pinnacle of the crew, and the actors will come to him when they have something to do.Look, he has completed the task given by his father beautifully.

"Thank you!" Xiao Yuqian said together, looking at Dou Chunting expectantly.

Dou Chunting: "Well... I will take a leave of absence with my cousin before looking for an expert, so you can wait at ease, and take the five emperors' money for self-defense first."

Xiao Yuqian watched Dou Chunting go to find Song Futan with peace of mind.

As we all know, where Song Futan is and where Lan He is, this rule is almost the same in the crew.

As soon as Dou Chunting found them, he said: "Wow, you know why Xiao Yuqian is always in a bad state. He has been having nightmares recently, and I suspect that he is haunted by ghosts."

Lan He was reading the script, without raising his head, he said, "Impossible, he has no smell."

If it was the smell of ghosts, Lan He would have already smelled it.

Dou Chunting: "Hey, why is that?"

Lan He: "Maybe it's not about the porcelain."

Dou Chunting was embarrassed, "Impossible, the other people who bought it have also changed hands, the main reason is that I didn't guess right, how embarrassing it is."

"Well, he keeps the porcelain in his place. If it's a long time ago and the ghosts are from abroad, maybe the taste is really different from the Chinese ghosts?" Lan He touched his cheek, he had never smelled foreign ghosts. "By the way, foreign countries don't have the habit of burning paper money, so their ghosts may not really smell like paper ashes. But how to get rid of it? Do you have to communicate in a foreign language?"

Lan He has never heard from Lao Bai that Dongyue Yin Division has a diplomatic department, or can the local yamen handle it directly?

Liu Shisan coughed hard several times.

Lan He suddenly remembered that there is a senior who has lived here for a long time. People may know about such things. He said to Dou Chunting: "I think you should ask Liu Xian for advice."

Dou Chunting flinched, not daring.

Lan He encouraged: "You recommend a few dramas to someone, he likes to watch cookies."

The sweeter the better.This is called doing what you like.

Dou Chunting plucked up his courage and said, "I know a few brainless sweet dramas, and they just throw sugar when they don't say anything. I don't know you..."

Liu Shisan looked at Dou Chunting in disbelief.

It's true!Liu Shisan suddenly got up, turned into a big black snake and overturned the bed and table in Lan He's room, and the quilts were also thrown to the ground, as if a storm had swept past, and Lan He was fine. Everyone beat him, but Dou Chunting actually How dare you insult me ​​so bluntly?

Black Snake said angrily: "You mocked me for being brainless?!!"

Under the shadow, Dou Chunting cried.

Dou Chunting: "...Ah?? No!!"

He died unjustly, why not be so sensitive and violently defend his rights at any time.

Lan He was even more wronged: "It's none of my business! My room!"

Song Futan rescued the box and said calmly: "Huh? I can only sleep at my place tonight."

Lan He: "..."

The author has something to say: Liu Shisan: Another villain wants to harm me! !