After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Liu Shisan said inexplicably, "You're illiterate, I'm moving because it's also a joy of housewarming."

Lan He sighed, this brain is indeed not very good.

Lao Bai giggled: "Yes, yes, the joy of housewarming."

Liu Shisan didn't understand the new era, and probably wouldn't have imagined that there would be such a ghost, so he didn't realize that he had just been taken advantage of.

However, although Liu Shisan is not very smart, he has the intuition of a family fairy. Seeing Lao Bai smiling like this, he narrowed his eyes and said, "What do you mean?"

Lao Bai pretended to be stupid: "What, isn't it the joy of housewarming? I said it wrong before."

Liu Shisan: "Hiss...is that so?"

When Lan He saw Liu Shisan spit out a long snake letter in human form, she felt a little uncomfortable and looked away.Seeing that Lao Bai also sticks out his tongue and hangs it on his chest, he feels like "you are the only one who can stick out his tongue".

Liu Shisan was furious, how could this be unreasonable, the snake letter also spit out and refused to accept, how could the tongue of impermanence be longer than the snake.

"??" Lan He said in disbelief, "Can you all put your tongues away?"

It's disgusting and childish.

Lao Bai curled his lips and put his tongue back.

Song Futan somewhat guessed what Lao Bai was thinking, and Shi Shiran said: "It's not a move, and it can't be regarded as a housewarming. The current decision is that Liu Shisan will guard the Zhongzhong Township Bridge, lest there are crazy gangsters who want to attack the town. But because the Zhenwu Bridge has not been fully completed, he just wanted to come and watch dramas. He was not enshrined at all."

Lao Bai suddenly realized that he was not so eccentric anymore.

He whispered to Lan He in a low voice: "I told you earlier, I thought there were multiple divisions of the family property, but it turned out that they did it."

Lan He: "..."

He didn't want to look at Lao Bai anymore.

It's too...too...too unfilial...

Lao Bai knew that Liu Shisan could only be regarded as a son-in-law at best—even though he hadn't formally entered the house, he was about to go to fast, so he could be regarded as a godson anyway.Anyway, the threat to him is not that great anyway, so he is much more relaxed.

"Hey, I'll take you back." Lao Bai stretched out his hand and made a gesture to lead the way, "Please."

Lan He and Song Futan walked in front, and when Liu Shisan passed by, another sincere smile appeared on Lao Bai's dead face: "You too, fourth."

Liu Shisan: "Are you sick? Benlong is ranked thirteenth!"

He walked away.

Hu 79 giggled as she watched the excitement, and she said that Liu Men's brain is not good enough.

Lan He couldn't bear it anymore, and asked her: "Why are you happy? Do you think Lao Bai ranks you first?"

Hu 79: ".........!!"

Liu Shisan went to Lan He's house to recognize the door, but was not targeted by Lao Bai, because Lao Bai was not free, and Hu 79 kept looking for trouble with him.

"Benlong, let's rest on the tree outside. Give me the incense that we promised tomorrow, and give me that cell phone." Liu Shisan said.

"I'll go to the street to buy it tomorrow." Lan He said, "But in this case, I can only buy one mobile phone. Besides you, Hu 79 also needs to play games, so like Xiangxiang, you have to share it. I hope you don't get too addicted to having fun. .”

There was no need to ask Hu 79, Lan He thought that if he only bought it for Liu Shisan, Hu 79 would cause trouble.But he didn't want Hu 79 to be obsessed with the Internet. This guy is already full of gossip, and he often loses money.

Liu Shisan smiled disdainfully: "How could Ben Long know it? Back then, Ben Long only watched operas in the palace for half the night."

"That's good." Lan He will return to the group tomorrow night, but it's too late now, "Sleep. Just be careful not to be seen by the residents, or someone will arrest you again."

He ignored Lao Bai and Hu 79, and watched Liu Shisan climb to the tree downstairs, Bai Wu also went back to the God of Wealth Tower, and looked at Song Futan again. The fight tonight was quite exciting, and now Still a little excited.

Song Futan also looked at Lan He, wondering if he felt the same way, "...I'm not leaving today?"

Lan He: "..."

Song Futan thought of Lan He wearing a cinnabar-colored judge's uniform, so he couldn't help kissing the corner of his lips: "Are you okay?"

He coughed, "Yes, yes, then turn off the lights."

Song Futan turned off the light in the living room.

Hu 79 and Lao Bai, who were still arguing at the entrance, were plunged into darkness, but they were not affected at all. One was deliberately provocative, and the other was inexplicable, but he didn't want to lose either.

Lan He and Song Futan were very accustomed to using the sound of the quarrel as the background music. They entered the master bedroom as if they had never heard of it, and closed the door.

……

"Huh...huh..."

Lan He dreamed that he was washing his hands. His right hand was washed in cold water, which was very cold. After washing for a long time, he always felt as if he had rushed into the cracks in the bones. He was dazed and couldn't help taking his hands back and stuffing them into Song Futan's arms.

Song Futan was also half asleep, pinched Lan He's cool hand, and pulled it into his arms, "Why is it so cold?"

Lan He replied unconsciously: "I don't know..."

"Huh...huh..."

The back of his neck felt cold, and now Lan He woke up with a jerk. He opened his eyes, turned his head, and saw Bai Wu squatting beside the bed, blowing on him. His heart constricted suddenly, and he almost passed out. .

Lan He sat up at once, "I just said it's chilly, what are you doing? How long has it been blowing?"

Bai Wu adjusted his glasses, and swayed his body twice: "I'm very uneasy when I wake up in the morning, so I'm here to blow some luck to the Zun family."

"You're talking nonsense, you're almost unstoppable, have you been squatting in the middle of the night?" Lan He said speechlessly, "Get out."

Bai Wu said aggrievedly: "Do you think I didn't brag to Xiao Song, but he sleeps on the inside and hugs you all the time, it's inconvenient for me..."

Lan He: "..."

Lan He blushed, "Stop talking, get out!"

Bai Wu walked out with one step and three turns.

Lan He collapsed and lay back, Song Qiyun still questioned the two of them, and didn't look at what he lived in, he just wanted to do bad things with Song Futan often, is there room for this?

Song Futan circled him back: "Sleep more."

"I can't sleep anymore." Lan He sighed, picked up his phone and returned to WeChat.He won the award last night, and many relatives and friends sent congratulations, including Teacher Long, but he didn't have time to return.

After replying one by one, Lan He also woke up completely, "Get up too, don't let Hu 79 find out that you didn't sleep by the bay window, or she's going to mess around again."

Song Futan: "..."

After Lan He got out of the master bedroom, she turned to the living room, and saw Lao Bai and Hu 79 sitting on the floor by the entrance, Lao Bai had a look of death and lovelessness.

Lan He: "..."

Lan He: "Why haven't you left yet???"

Lao Bai weakly showed him Hu 79's claws hooked on his clothes, "She won't let me go."

Hu 79 pouted his neck and said, "No."

Unless Lao Bai admits that she is the boss.

The two continued to debate, but the speed of speech was much slower, and there was no sentence.

"Your company is going bankrupt..."

"Could it be that Miaogan Mountain is very popular with incense?"

"Is this the comparison? I'm also older than you."

"Trouble me, you have the ability to fight with Miss Hu!"

Lan He turned around expressionlessly, smoked some incense, took out the rice bowls of Hu 79, Bai Wu and Lao Bai, and put them on the ground with a clang.

Hu 79 moved his ears and let go of Lao Bai: "It's time to eat."

Lan He called Liu Shisan up again, and gave him a stainless steel rice bowl. Liu Shisan didn't have any objections, and even thought it was very delicate. Although it was simple, the materials and craftsmanship were not simple, and it was worthy of his style. identity.

Because they were too noisy, Lan He supported his waist and shared only one stick of incense, "You guys eat, I'll go out and buy a mobile phone for Liu Shisan."

Song Futan drove Lan He to a nearby shopping mall, and went to the auction house by himself. Anyway, the hook between them was not too far away, and the length of the seductive rope between them was enough. He planned to find out for Dou Chunting whether there were Zhong Kui's paintings.At noon, Song Futan went back.

As soon as he entered the door, Song Futan saw Liu Shisan sitting on the sofa majesticly, holding a huge elderly phone in his hand, playing "Qingmeng Geometry" on the outside, the volume matched its design, and the sound from the speakers The fonts on the keys are huge and hard to ignore.

Song Futan looked at Lan He distressedly, "There's no need to be so frugal, you don't need to pay for Dou Chunting's paintings."

Not to mention that Director Jiang He and the others promised to reimburse him, no matter what, he would be responsible.Seeing that Lan He was reluctant to spend money to buy a mobile phone, Song Futan regretted that he did not go to the mall with Lan He.

Lan He said with a dazed expression: "That's not the case...they insist on this phone. I asked for a request. I just want huge text, huge volume, and a long battery life. I can only buy an old phone."

Only then did Song Futan feel relieved, "That's it."

That's understandable.

Lan He: "It's just..."

He glanced at Bai Wu, who raised his head up.

Song Futan: "What's wrong?"

Lan He showed Song Futan the phone.

……Is such that.

Lan He wore a mask and went to the mall to choose a mobile phone. After buying it, the salesperson said that the mall is celebrating its anniversary today, and if the purchase reaches a certain amount, there will be a chance to draw a prize.When paying at the counter, Lan He smoked it easily.

He also forgot that he was blown away by Bai Wu last night for a whole night of wealth, but he took it out and took a look, and directly won the special prize.

The teller's eyes were about to fall out. It was only in the morning, that is to say, it hadn't been long since the lottery tickets had been put in, and within a few hours of the event, Lan He directly took away the special prize.

The grand prize here is a car worth more than 20 yuan, a new family model launched by a certain car company.

Lan He was dumbfounded. He did have a driver's license, but he just recently qualified for the number lottery, so he never bought a car. Anyway, he has been on the set for a long time, and now he can ride in Song Futan's car. I haven't thought about it for a long time.

Who knows, the car was drawn in one click.

Then the people in the shopping mall wanted to take a photo with Lan He. When Lan He was a little hesitant, he was already recognized by fans. There was no way to hide it, so he had to take off his mask.

The general manager of the shopping mall was quite puzzled at first, what is this, why did they take it away, I should have known that the special lottery tickets would be released later - they are also a large chain shopping mall, and they don't cheat, but they have to consider the effect of the event.

Who knew that the one who got the prize was actually Lan He who won the prize last night. He suddenly turned from puzzlement to ecstasy. Isn't this free publicity and performance? It's worth it!

The whole shopping mall was in a commotion, and people kept rushing over, saying that Lan He had come and won a lottery, and everyone from the shop assistants to the customers gathered to take pictures.

Lan He registered in such a vigorous way, and after making an appointment, he came over to pick up the car with his documents, and someone asked him if he would drive, Lan He said yes, and he would be able to drive when he got the number. His current luck should be easily shaken.

In short, what Lan He showed Song Futan was the news of his winning.

With the current speed of spreading, the news of Lan He's winning the lottery has already become a trending search, and the general public even knows that he bought an elderly phone to qualify for the lottery.

Netizens went crazy and shouted Ou Huang.

Not only Ouhuang, but also very down-to-earth. On the second day after winning the award, he suspected that he went to the mall to buy an elderly phone for his family, but he won a car again, and the award was added to the award.

Especially at this time, some members of the production team came out and said enviously that Lan He was famous in the group for being very lucky.

As for the brand side, of course, ridicule is indispensable. Everyone laughed and said that it would be troublesome for car brands and mobile phone brands to settle their advertising fees.

The mobile phone brand is fine, and the response is relatively slow. After all, their mobile phone is mainly aimed at the middle-aged and elderly market, and the official blog operation is not particularly concerned.

The response speed of the official blog of that car is quite fast. This is the new model they want to promote. The award winner @兰沃喜提新car is so destined, don’t worry everyone, Xiaobo has already asked his colleagues to contact him about cooperation. 】

[Hahahahahaha, this is a ready-made ad material. I got it when I bought a mobile phone for my family. Isn’t this mainly a family car?]

[Who will smoke who, Lan He will smoke the car or the spokesperson for the car?]

[?Did my brother suddenly like to mention a new advertisement?It's really the coexistence of strength and luck! 】

[Then what about the elderly machine!Can I see Lan He endorsing an elderly phone in my lifetime? 】

[Laughing, it’s okay to endorse an elderly phone, the positioning is completely inconsistent, but they also have other models of mobile phones, is there a chance]

[I rely on this, isn't it really your routine?Wouldn't it be a long time ago! 】

Although some shopping mall staff and people from the car brand broke the news that it was completely a coincidence, and it is inevitable that some people speculated that the cooperation had been negotiated long ago, and a wave of clever publicity was made, but everyone had fun, and the truth is really harmless.

Song Futan laughed after seeing it, "Shall I accompany you to pick up the car?"

In this day, not only would they like to bring up a new baby, but they would also like to bring up a new car, and there might even be a promotion fee. Lan He rubbed his nose, "Okay..."

Bai Wu secretly said, I must continue to work hard!

In the afternoon, Song Futan accompanied Lan He to drive the car away. The brand owner has been waiting there for a long time. They are really fast. They have already contacted Lan He company to ask him to be the spokesperson for the new model. Then we will make a tailor-made one. advertise.

As for the mobile phone, it seems that I have finally come to my senses and contacted Lan He's company, but the company also has a position on Lan He, and it is not willing to directly endorse the elderly phone, so I just made an appointment to cooperate with a promotion on the official blog to take advantage of the heat , Whether you can still pick up the endorsement of other models in the future can wait and see the aftereffect.

Here in the shopping mall, because the traffic was full, the person in charge was praised by the head office. With a smile on his face, he made a banner for Lan He to congratulate him on his new car and hung it up.

Lan He didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he was watched by the crowd to complete the formalities, and even gave his acceptance speech, which was recorded and edited together with the video of him winning the prize last night.

As for the netizen who found out that Song Futan accompanied Lan He to pick up the car, Fu Lanmingge was not surprised, [Very well, this is a family car, nothing wrong with it! 】

……

This day can be regarded as extremely lively.

In the evening, when Lan He and Song Futan returned to the set together, all the members of the set seemed to have discussed it. They all stopped their work and applauded, and then said in unison: "Congratulations to Mr. Lan for winning the grand prize."

Lan He: "..."

Everyone laughed together, and then they all said, "Congratulations on winning the Golden Lily."

"Best supporting actor, oh oh!"

"How should I put it, Golden Lily is overshadowed by the grand prize in the shopping mall!"

"Mu, the biggest prize I've ever won in my life is only three hundred. You just drew a trolley. To be honest, I thought this kind of lottery was just a gimmick."

"Thank you everyone." Lan He clasped her hands together and said, "It's incredible, I was scared to death."

This is what Xiao Yuqian proposed, he laughed and said: "We also want to take some joy."

People in the circle knew that this was a pure coincidence, not something that had been planned long ago as some people had speculated, so they were even more amazed at Lan He's luck.

Lan He shook his still aching hand, "Come on, I'll spread the happiness to everyone."

He returned to his job and continued filming day and night, but the fourth child had a mobile phone and there was still follow-up.

But on the third day, Liu Shisan came to the crew to look for Lan He.

As soon as Lan He entered his room, he saw Liu Shisan sitting on the chair beside the bed, holding an elderly phone with a particularly loud volume, and there were two dark circles under his eyes, which were more conspicuous on his pale face. The whole person is more gloomy.

Lan He: "...why?"

Liu Shisan: "I've finished watching "Clear Dream Geometry", why did you die!"

Lan He: "This is written by the screenwriter. I can't help it. Why did you just finish watching it? Did you stay up late to watch it?" Didn't it mean that the time spent on mobile phones is evenly distributed.

Liu Shisan firmly insisted: "Benlong just looked at it casually - is there a sequel to this? Can you be resurrected?"

"No, I can't. You didn't do anything to Hu 79, did you?" Lan He didn't worry about anything else. Liu Shisan promised not to attack Hu 79, but would he threaten her?

Liu Shisan: "No, she lost all Douzi yesterday, saying that she can't pay with this phone."

Lan He: "..." Yes, this phone is not bound for payment.

Lan He adjusted it for him, found another romantic drama on the phone, and checked that the battery of the phone is still enough, it is indeed the king of battery life, "You should watch something else, turn down the volume. I am going to eat .”

"Oh." Because Lan He is still alive, even though Liu Shisan has shortcomings, he didn't clamor for a screenwriter to write a sequel, so he obediently picked up his phone and continued watching.

……

It was at this time that Dou Chunting came to Lan He's room with Song Futan. He was entangled by Liu Shisan two days ago, and it was still very cloudy. When he came in, he saw Liu Shisan's figure and froze in fright land.

The current Liu Shisan was even scarier than that day, and it reminded Dou Chunting of the touch of snake skin, and how snakes strangled and devoured people according to the legend, it made his scalp tingle.

He saw Liu Shisan sitting there with his feet crossed, holding his mobile phone in one hand and resting his chin on the other. Once he stayed there, the temperature in the whole room could drop by several degrees. The word gloomy is not enough to describe the atmosphere, especially when he is cold When I glanced over, there was no humanity in the snake's eyes.

"Bang bang bang!" Liu Shisan patted the coffee table several times in a row, with a bit of fangs showing on his lips, looking very excited.

Dou Chunting was so frightened that he hid behind Song Futan, and this Liuxian looked like he could get angry and eat people at any time!No, no, this is about to go crazy! !

But it doesn't matter if Song Futan doesn't move, Lan He is still eating box lunch, Dou Chunting is dying of anxiety, tremblingly shouting: "Cousin, cousin, cousin, sister-in-law, sister-in-law, sister-in-law--"

The murderous Liu Shisan stared at the screen, clenched his fists, and sighed through his teeth: "... so sweet."

Dou Chunting: "...?"

What did you say? ?

The author has something to say: Put on the most fierce face, stay up the latest night, watch the sweetest drama.

Liu Shisan: I am ranked thirteenth.

Others: Good fourth master.