After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Hu 79's idea is very simple, it doesn't matter what ranking he is, as long as Zun's family takes the first place, even if it is a list of underworld evil forces, it's okay to take the first place.

She even encouraged Lan He to re-elect, "Respect the family, strive to win the annual crown."

Song Futan: "This is an illegal act and should not be encouraged."

Hu 79: "I haven't obeyed the law..."

Song Futan: "..."

Hu 79 suddenly felt a murderous intent, and Song Futan's sword could not be held down anymore, she hurriedly said: "But if you go to someone's house and follow others, how can these human races break the law?"

Besides, when Bai Wu entered the coffin, he saw that there were grains and paper money inside. Since it was a coffin, it couldn't be empty, otherwise it would be "empty money".It also draws a picture of five blessings holding longevity, and the wood is also strong, which can be regarded as a very good coffin.

The coffin was carried all the way to the cemetery, and the two ghosts helped the paper figurine down into the coffin, and Bai Wu took the opportunity to climb behind the paper figurine to hide himself.

They helped the paper figurines to the altar. Since it is a ghost wedding, the theme is different every time. Sometimes it is a Western-style lawn wedding, sometimes it is a Chinese-style wedding. Chinese styles are divided into many regional customs, so there is no bridge this time, just A wedding hall was set up.

The utensils are all made of paper, the paper vase, the paper table, the paper gold and silver... It's just that they don't know that even the groom is made of paper this time.

"The auspicious time has come, why hasn't the bride come?"

The two ghosts acting as master of ceremonies were a little puzzled, and asked in the paper-stuffed courtyard.

The window was opened, and a little ghost poked his head: "I'm persuading the new wife."

——Because it was organized by the family, not all the dead souls were 100% satisfied, but it was the first one to resist like this.

I only heard the bride screaming: "Who is going to marry Chen Xingyang? I don't like Chen Xingyang. He even killed Brother Xunchun! Who burned this broken marriage certificate for me? What kind of company are you guys!"

The little ghost persuaded: "Your parents are in charge. Then you should marry Chen Xingyang, you can torture him."

Bride: "..."

The bride: "I believe your nonsense!"

Why do parents decide, what is the age of this.

They couldn't persuade the bride, so they had to sue the boss. If the bride didn't cooperate, how could the living in her family be willing to continue spending money.

At the other end of the mausoleum area, a man in a mandarin jacket came ticking on a donkey, his face was ashen, showing a fierce look, and the bride was forcibly carried down by the little ghost, "What are you doing, there are people who force people to get married."

The male ghost in a mandarin jacket took a look at her. The bride was newly dead, and she was still wearing white clothes. When he saw her, he fell silent.

The male ghost in a jacket snorted, "Girl, don't waste this money. It was all kindly given by your parents. Chen Xingyang is also a star after all. As a lead actor, isn't he better than Lan He?"

The bride boldly said: "If I don't like it, there is no comparison."

The male ghost in a jacket: "Tsk, that's it, why don't we postpone it until I find Lan He and marry you later." Shan Liangke has been following the movements of these stars, so Lan He seems to be going to film.

The bride has also been a ghost for a while, and she has heard some ghost stories from her family since she was a child. The attitude is different from her parents' indifferent attitude. After all, she really liked Zhang Xunchun, and looked at him vigilantly: "What the hell are you doing?" If you come here, will it affect my brother?"

"So what if it has influence?"

"Of course I won't marry if it affects you," said the bride, "what the hell do you think of me?"

The male ghost in the jacket said impatiently, "In that case, please tell your parents."

The bride: "What are you talking about? If you don't settle, you still have to say, is it possible that you can get your money back?"

Male ghost in a jacket: "Naturally tell them that you are not doing well down there, and quickly spend money to resolve it for you—"

As he spoke, he bent down from the donkey and stretched out his hand to the bride.He wants to be a good ghost and make money kindly with Shan Liang, but this woman doesn't give him a chance.

The bride's eyes were wide open in fright, and her face was distorted. She died in a car accident, and her death was not very good-looking. She even put on some powder just now, but now she can't cover the bloodstains.

At this time, the dazed "Chen Xingyang" rushed over.

The man in the jacket subconsciously waved his hand, and realized that something was wrong. "Chen Xingyang" was torn apart by him, and before he could think carefully, a spike popped out from the back of "Chen Xingyang" and went straight through his chest. palm!

"Ah!!" The man in the jacket screamed, rolled off the donkey, and saw "Chen Xingyang" turn into confetti, revealing the white fairy wearing glasses behind him, and the spikes flipped twice in his hand The circle, retracted and held upside down, the movement was sharp, and the body separated the other party from the bride.

From the beginning to the end, he never looked at the male ghost in a mandarin jacket, but just looked down diagonally coldly.

The bride opened her mouth, even though she liked Brother Xunchun, she couldn't help but sigh, how cold and handsome...

The male ghost in the jacket held his palm, although it didn't bleed, but there was a small scorched black hole in the palm, he couldn't see Bai Wu's origin, he could only vaguely see that it was a monster, and said angrily, "Where did this nosy person come from!"

Bai Wu looked back, alas, why hasn't the Zun family come out yet, as they agreed to cooperate inside and outside.

The male ghost in a mandarin jacket became even angrier: "How dare you ignore me!"

Bai Wu: "..."

Alas, can I not speak.

The male ghost in the jacket felt that Baimen's attitude was too contemptuous, as if he was inferior to him, he immediately raised his hand: "Come on!"

He also subdued a group of younger brothers in the mausoleum area. With one order, more than [-] ghosts came out of the tomb to help him, and even the little ghost who used to be a matchmaker spoke for him: "Brother asked you, where did you come from?" .”

Bai Wu turned around anxiously.

Bride: Wow, I'm really proud, I don't care about it, I have a bit of my elder brother Xunchun's style.

The male ghost in the jacket was impatient, and was about to call for action, when he saw Wuchang wearing a nether uniform and no hat but dragging chains floating out from behind the bushes. Beside him was a man in black with a sword, and a girl in red. .

Lan He smiled, it just appeared now, one is to see if there are any accomplices in this wedding company, and the other is that the colleague he was looking for has never arrived, and it would be very uninteresting to have a group fight without brothers.

Bai Wu heaved a sigh of relief, it was considered to have appeared, under Lan He's encouraging eyes, he said: "I, we are here to crack down on illegal activities."

Bride: "??"

The tone seems...a little soft?It's so different from what I imagined!

Hu 79 also raised his arms and shouted: "You are surrounded!"

"Crazy, you are surrounded by me." The male ghost in a mandarin jacket smiled contemptuously, but although there were many people on his side, he didn't want to delay with Wuchang for too long.

Lan He read: "Cows and horses know their way to the city of Yin, and they will leave forever in the mountains and caves. Paper and ink can't be said to visit Lord Yan, and the sun and the moon have no light and eyes are bright!"

After he finished reading, the paper cow paper horses that had been secretly scattered around immediately stood up, raised their heads and honked.

When the man in the jacket saw it, he tightened his grip on his little donkey, turned around, and saw that there were cows and horses on three sides, and there were no cows or horses around Wuchang, only the man in black was leading a donkey, which was smaller than the donkey he was leading. in a circle.

The male ghost in the jacket: "You...have you come here?"

Lan He's hat was given to Chen Xingyang. If he had worn it, he probably would have recognized it earlier, but now that he saw how generous he was, he became suspicious.

Lan He ignored him.

On the contrary, Xiao Song, the auxiliary police officer, rushed forward actively, holding a long sword in his hand.

The male ghost in a mandarin jacket let the donkey out first.

Song Futan ignored him, seeing that he wanted to force his way out, he played a few talismans, on which was written Boundless and Boundless, the four ink characters transformed into a rune, and then, the male ghost in a mandarin jacket realized that the road in front of him became far away Expect.

At the same time, his strong donkey also rushed to Song Futan.

No. 001, who was a head short, turned around, raised his golden hind hoof, and kicked out!

This hoof was not simple, it was repaired by Mrs. Wang San herself. With one kick, the donkey on the opposite side was reduced to ashes. No. 001 snorted proudly from its nostrils.

"Who are you?" The male ghost in a mandarin jacket couldn't understand Song Futan's origin at all, saying that he belonged to the Taoist school, the breath of Buddhism came from the sword, and the runes were also boundless, but splitting characters into runes is clearly a Taoist unique skill. .

Song Futan said coldly: "Right defenders."

Male ghost in mandarin jacket: "??"

He felt that maybe some star he had cheated would find someone, and Chen Xingyang was still a paper doll substitute, maybe it was Chen Xingyang, so he cursed furiously in his heart.He never imagined that it was a family member of a celebrity that he hadn't had time to cheat.

But the male ghost in a jacket is still good at tricks, which is illusion. He taught his younger brother two tricks in his spare time, and the blindfold tricks were able to fool Lan He for a while, and immediately set up a sea of ​​blood illusion.

As a result, the man in black turned a blind eye and stepped over directly——

Lan He led Hu 79 Li Gui to plow vigorously, and Bai Wu protected the ghost fan of Xia Zun's family. These guys were crying and howling, and they all took the initiative to ask Lan He to stop.

After hearing how they did the case, Lan He didn't stop, "I didn't promise you again!"

Then, a large number of errands entered the arena, and the colleagues caught up with the end, only to see that the target had been pierced by the sword and lost its combat effectiveness.

Song Futan kicked it and handed it to them to lock it.

Yincha bowed to Lan He: "What a coincidence, I'm sorry to bother you, Master."

Lan He took a closer look, and found that this was all the work of the City God's Temple, "Where's our old man? Didn't he invite you here?"

He saw a group of underworld agents coming over, thinking that Lao Bai had finally called someone, but the transfer was from the local department, and it turned out that it was a coincidence that they opened their mouths, as if they didn't know about it.

The leader of the City God's Temple clerk said in a daze: "No, come on, master. This guy is called Cheng Wu. He recently teamed up with a peddler to manipulate living people to make money. Our City God's Temple has noticed him and came here specially to arrest him."

Lan He: "Oh...you still know his name?"

Yin Er was a little embarrassed immediately, and whispered: "To be honest, because this guy escaped from prison."

"Really? I've heard about it before, and you guys said it's all right." Lan He remembered the evil spirit that escaped into the belly of a person a while ago. Lao Bai told him about it, but after inquiring, he clearly said that it was all right. Apprehended.

"It's because we thought that over the years, I don't know how much case files have been accumulated, and the chief has been changed. It was our Lord Chenghuang who noticed it and ordered us to clean up." That's why there was such a big fight, not just for gang fights with Lan He here.

"Lord An? Let me tell you, you should really go digital." Lan He said.

Yinchai weakly said: "Well, it's not that there are too many materials, even if it takes many years to enter. Thank you for reminding me, my lord also said that it is necessary to establish a new style, like the relevant personnel involved this time, not only It is this ghost who wants to be caught, and those who know the truth and want to pay for a ghost marriage must turn their dreams into nightmares as a punishment."

"That's great!" Lan He said, he had just heard those little ghosts explain the crime process, and he probably guessed that he was not found, but some buyers in Yangjian—such as Chen Tianji, knew that this might be implicated in the celebrity himself , It doesn't matter, it's also evil.

This kind of situation cannot be dealt with in Yangjian. It would be good if the Town God's Temple could impose a small punishment, and it would be a relief to victims like Chen Xingyang.

The underworld organization is huge and prosperous, dealing with the six reincarnations, the documents are voluminous, and there are occasional mistakes. After the change of office, the Temple of the City God actively made up for it. Lan He couldn't say anything, so he sent them away.

Looking at the original "Bride", Chen Tianji's daughter Chen Jiao, she showed a touch of sadness, "Thinking about it, I was a little too aggressive just now, I can't see my brother, and the paper man of the actor who killed him is not bad... ..."

Lan He: "..."

Hu 79 winked: "You like Lan He?"

They all heard it just now.

Chen Jiao: "Yes."

"So you really want to see Lan He?" Lan He asked suddenly.

When Song Futan raised his eyes, he was a little surprised, did Xiao Lai want to get off his horse?

Chen Jiao: "Do you have a channel?"

Lan He: "See if I look like Lan He."

It was only then that Chen Jiao dared to take a closer look at the ghosts that she didn't dare to look directly at before. Whether it was a living person or a dead ghost, many of them still didn't dare to stare at the ghosts. "Uh, it seems a little..." Now carefully Look, the exposed eyebrows and eyes are quite similar.

"I was nicknamed Yinsi Lan He from the people below. This is Humen, who is best at illusion. You give me a stack of paper money, and I will help you realize your dream." Lan He said, taking off the mask.

Chen Jiao is so stupid, damn it, she really looks like Lan He herself!And seeing it on the screen is very different from seeing it in reality.

In a trance, she took out a stack of paper money, a little bit like crying: "My makeup is all gone."

Appearance... No, the remains have not been tidied up.

Lan He took the paper money and shook hands with her: "It's okay, it's cute. Thank you for your liking."

After all, he put on the mask again.

Chen Jiao covered her heart after a while and said, "Brother... no, thank you, sir!" The money was so worth it, she felt that her heartbeat was about to recover.

"You're welcome, you gave me the money." Lan He put the money away, "Let's go!"

Song Futan saw that Xiao Lai still had a smile in his eyes after turning around, so he couldn't help smiling.

……

Lan He asked from a colleague at the Chenghuang Temple that the operator of this ghost wedding company Yangjian is called Shan Liang. Other unscrupulous vendors sell a marriage certificate for 50 yuan, but this guy teamed up with Cheng Wu and sold more than 3000. In other businesses, there is a tendency to be a gentleman.

If this is the case, he must be severely punished. Naturally, Lan He went to find his good partner Wang Lili.

"Oh, this, he is superstitious and infringes other people's portrait rights, I will investigate him immediately!" Wang Lili wrote it down.

Lan He inexplicably felt a sense of joy. After all, Wang Lili was going to educate people about superstition. He seemed to feel how everyone felt about him.

"By the way." Wang Lili asked, "Partner, tell me, are there really dragons in this world?"

This question, Lan He thought for a while and said: "There should be, but it seems that it has not appeared in the world for a long, long time. At least in the capital area, it is said that there have been no traces of dragons for a long time."

Wang Lili had a complex expression, "Oh...yesterday I called the police. Someone insisted that there was a dragon in the capital, and he had observed it, so he wanted to take us to catch it. He said he had observed it for many years, and hoped that the country would take care of it."

"Does this person have a net name called Tota Heavenly King?" This reminded Lan He of hearing the news from Mr. Dou.

"Tota Heavenly King? I don't know, hey, his real name is Li Jing." Wang Lili said, "He showed us the Jingcheng Dragon he took several times. When I saw it, it either looked like a cloud at all, or it was the same as the recent one. It's the same this time, it's pitch black, and I can't see clearly. I wanted to talk nonsense, but I didn't believe in ghosts before..."

Of course, the current conclusion is that the dragon may have really existed, but it has been disappeared for too long, and no ghost has ever seen it, so the "Tota King" must be nonsense.

In this world, there are people who believe in various theories. They think that aliens are kept by the country, that the leaders are lizard people, and that the earth is flat... Wang Lili is not uncommon, but also because of his own experience, Want to identify it.

Wang Lili will take care of Shan Liang's matter, Lan He is very relieved.And I heard from Wang Lili that because he solved the strange case, the higher-ups wanted to transfer him to the city bureau.

As for Chen Xingyang, he closed his eyes tremblingly until dawn that night, nothing happened, and in the days that followed, not only was the mastermind of the infringement caught—this person sold more than 3000 for a marriage certificate. 50 yuan is much better.He also heard some urban anecdotes about citizens being caught in the Town God's Temple to beat boards in their dreams, and waking up with red marks on their hands, which made Chen Xingyang respect Shao even more.

Lan He and Song Futan joined the team together.

As I said before, the crew is a place that pays more attention to rituals, and it is necessary to sacrifice to the gods when starting the film.There is also a habit, that is, for works with ghosts, the crew will be more careful, not only offering sacrifices to gods but also ghosts, and also have to be careful in normal times, because they are afraid of attracting something unclean.

Although "Ghost Fun" uses ghosts as a metaphor, it is indeed on the verge of danger.

Before starting the machine, Dou Chunting sent a painting on behalf of the investor: "This spiritual sentence, I bought it specially for my uncle's house!"

He unfolded the painting, and it turned out to be a scroll of Zhong Kui, with a leopard head and eyes around him, dressed in a red judge's uniform.Zhong Kui is the legendary god of town house exorcising evil spirits and one of the judges of the underworld. It is also a folk custom to post paintings of Zhong Kui to ward off evil spirits.

Lingpan refers specifically to Zhongkui paintings produced in Lingbi County, Anhui Province.

It is said that the painting of Zhong Kui in Lingbi is based on Zhong Kui of Wu Daozi. Daozi's original style is promoted by the world."

Because it has the essence of Wu Daozi's style, it is famous all over the world, and it is Zhong Kui's painting that everyone respects.

"Look at the red color, the spirit sentence must be dyed with cinnabar, Wu's belt is in style, absolutely 'Wu's style'!" Dou Chunting said proudly, "Do you know how much this one cost?"

He compared a number, and there was an immediate gasp in coordination.

"This looks quite new. It seems that it's less than a hundred years old, right? Is this painter famous?" Lan He asked doubtfully. In fact, everyone's thinking is the same. The longer the painting and calligraphy should be, the more famous the painter is, the more valuable it is.

"Ling Judgment can't be counted like this! Let me tell you, there are a lot of Lingbi Zhongkui paintings produced every year, but at most there is only one piece a year, which is the most responsive and true. But in some years, even one of them didn’t respond, it’s said that it’s because people’s hearts are impetuous, so it’s getting rarer and rarer.”

Even because everyone didn't believe it, the output was very rare or even stopped painting.How many of the spiritual judgments circulating in the market are works of spiritual response?

It seemed to make sense, and everyone nodded thoughtfully.

"So, don't be too superficial. You can't just look at the age and the fame of the painter. You have to look at whether it works well." Dou Chunting said proudly, "This one is the top spiritual sentence in [-]!"

Everyone laughed out loud, Dou Shaoyou was silent for a while, and everyone cheered.

Dou Chunting: "? I mean it, it was painted in [-] by the representative inheritor of Lingbi Zhongkui painting."

Everyone: "......... Oh."