After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Originally, Dou Chunting’s previous science popularization was quite serious, but when he talked about Zhong Kui’s painting in 82, everyone couldn’t help laughing, even though it might be true.

"Don't laugh, okay, I'll explain it seriously." Dou Chunting complained. I knew I wouldn't buy the 82, but there is really no other better one.

Everyone does not know that although the painting was sent on behalf of the investor, his father gave it to him, so he went to find it by himself, trying not to be cheated.They smiled a little, and Dou Chunting was very sensitive, afraid that he would overturn.

Someone asked: "I know you are serious, but this painting is really expensive. May I ask, has the artist passed away?"

As we all know, when the artist dies, the price of the work can be sold for a higher price.Although they don't know Chinese painting, and they don't know whether Dou Chunting's several million dollars are worth it, but 82 is not too far away, so they want to ask about it.

Dou Chunting: "Of course he passed away."

He considered it for so long, so he naturally had many considerations.

Oh everyone, okay, no matter what, at least it is rare.

Dou Chunting always felt that everyone's attitude was not enough, and they didn't show their approval for him. He wished that the crew would haunt the scene on the spot to prove his collection ability.He pulled people to taste one by one, and Lan He was also pulled to say a few words.

Lan He immediately surrendered, "I think it's so expensive, there must be something awesome about it. But I really don't know calligraphy and painting, and I'm not superstitious, so I'm not interested in its added value at all. You should ask your brother."

Half of what Lan He said was sincere, he really didn't know calligraphy and painting, he could only tell that the cinnabar color of the judge's uniform was bright red.

Dou Chunting shook his head after hearing his three sentences of not leaving Song Futan: "You..."

Lan He: "??"

What kind of tone, as if he was an ignorant child.

"Let's talk about something else. Go back to Dai'an to take pictures, and I will go there too." Dou Chunting said.

"Ghost Fun" still has a relatively important scene that has not been completed. After shooting in the capital for a period of time, I will go to Mount Tai to shoot the scene. When I come back, the scene is completed, and I can continue to shoot.

Mount Tai is located in Dai'an City, Lu Province, also known as Daizong. It is the head of the Five Sacred Mountains and is also the location of the legendary Middle Eastern Yue Yin Division. Never been.

So when Lan He and Song Futan were joking, they also said, "My biggest dream of Dongyue Yinsi Xiaolai is to visit Dongyue."

Since "Ghost Fun" was created because of Lan He, when Song Futan was writing, when it involved the Yin Division, it was natural to use Dongyue Yin Division. For some scenes, Dai'an was first considered. Except for Mount Tai, there There are also some scenic spots based on the legend of the underworld, which can be rented for shooting.

But when Dou Chunting said that he was going too, Lan He wondered, "You are going too? What are you doing?"

"Busy... My dad said let me suffer along with it." Dou Chunting said.

Lan He nodded, that's what Dou Chunting's family does. Although it's the one that spends money, it doesn't work if they don't understand the production process. I guess it's just for him to follow along to learn more.

……

After the opening ceremony of the crew, the work officially started.

Lan He has been preparing for this script for a long time - although he is the prototype, it is a whole story with its own core, and he can't do it with bare hands.The overall filming went smoothly, but I often felt that I was being stared at when I was with Song Futan.

Not only because their affairs were quite lively before, but also because Song Futan had never talked to the group like this before. Many of the group were Song Qiyun's old team members, or as people in the industry, they had heard of Song Futan's habits. But I was surprised.

When the news got out, netizens also showed complicated expressions. Maybe half of those who engaged in CP at the beginning were just joining in the fun and playing tricks. After all, the reversal was a bit fierce, and even straight men teased true love.

Who knew Song Futan's follow-up service was so good... Isn't this a kowtow?

The crew was working in the dark, and Lan He was still the lead actor, so he only occasionally watched online and saw people doing flashlights. Most of the time, he took the opportunity to doze off in the corner or in the nanny's car.

Here is the 82 spirit sentence that Dou Chunting bought, and the crew carried it everywhere. Everyone half-jokingly said that it was indeed the 82 spirit sentence. Happening, expensive is expensive.

Lao Bai came to look for Lan He during his break. He whistled to the crew and saw Song Futan sitting on a wooden chair outside the nanny's car, basking in the sun while reading a book, "Xiao Song, what about him?"

Song Futan raised his eyes: "Who?"

Lao Bai: "..."

Just kidding, who else can he find when he comes here, Xiao Song is really... People are divided into groups!

Lao Bai cupped his hands and said respectfully, "Where is your father? Mother."

Song Futan: "..."

Song Futan pointed back: "Inside."

Lao Bai had a smug look on his face, who wouldn't be eccentric?

He floated in through the car door, and saw Zhong Kui who was wearing a bright red official robe head-on, his eyes widened with anger, his expression froze on his face for a moment, he was so frightened that he pissed off, and fell to the ground: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Lan He was so quarreled that he opened his eyes, and saw Lao Bai crying, "Who is so immoral, put a portrait of Zhong Judgment here! You are missing a great virtue!"

And Xiao Song who showed him the way but didn't remind him!

"Early in the morning, you should pay homage to the early years." Lan He pulled Lao Bai up smoothly.

The little ghost is afraid of the big ghost, and Lao Bai is also a ghost. Of course, he will also be afraid of the big judge, because he is impermanent, and he is better than ordinary little ghosts. Well, this painting looks strangely like Zhong Judgment's deity, with a smoldering momentum."

"Really?" Lan He approached him holding the painting.Unexpectedly, Dou Chunting did not exaggerate at all. If he was rich enough to display such a painting at home, maybe he would not have been caught by Lao Bai...

Lao Bai suddenly became terrified, "You, what are you doing! Don't come here, I'm kind enough to visit you!"

Lan He: "I burned you a letter a few days ago, but you only came here now, so disrespectful."

"I didn't burn the letter, I was busy at the time too!" Lao Bai howled, "I'm so tired, woo woo woo, I'm under a lot of work pressure, so I came to you for relief."

He also started crying, and Lao Bai was out of breath.

Yes, I've been working too hard.Lan He put away the painting, "Okay."

Lao Bai clutched his chest: "Woo... can you give me some money, I feel so uncomfortable..."

Lan He: "..."

As expected of you.Lan He took out a box of ingots, "I'm going on a business trip in a while."

Old Bai's eyes showed reluctance: "You haven't left yet, I've already started to miss you."

Lan He said calmly: "Then can you look at me and say this?"

The eyeballs are almost attached to the ingots, what kind of plastic father-son relationship is this.

Only then did Lao Bai look at him, and smiled mischievously, "Hey, okay, I have some good news for you, the golden roof will be repaired soon by the eldest girl, and the bridge is also under construction, the end of the chaos is just around the corner Then I will give you credit too!"

"That's good, Miss Hu has worked hard too." Lan He said with emotion, "Forget it if you ask for credit. You said to hand in the materials to me last time. There is nothing to follow. I think you are processing so slowly. I will wait for the reward to come back." They should all be reincarnated."

Lao Bai: "..."

Lao Bai: "Then where are you going, how far is it, and how long will you go? I'll see if this box is enough."

Lan He: "Dai'an."

Lao Bai laughed at once, he is in charge of the capital area, if Lan He goes to other places, if he is close, he can get there faster by taking a dark road, if he is far away, he will run out of time.

As for Dai'an, whether it is far or not is not a problem, that is the Taishan area, above the headquarters!Isn't that convenient?

"Hahahaha, well, I think you can go to the Yin Division for a while, but you haven't been there yet." The old white eyebrows beamed and said authentically, "As a Yin Division Impermanence, how can you not have been to Dongyue Yin Division?"

Old Bai Qian got all the money, and he was not very filial, so he chatted with Lan He and left.

Lan He also got out of the car, just in time to see Dou Chunting, thinking of Lao Bai's face wrinkled from crying just now, he greeted and said: "Brother, your spiritual sentence, I think the painting is really wonderful now, I feel it all at once, really Worth the price."

Dou Chunting: "??"

Dou Chunting didn't care how he came to the epiphany, and praised: "Let me just say, money is not for nothing! Look at me!"

He was complacent and thought that after filming, he must treasure the painting himself.

The capital is only two hours away from Dai'an by high-speed rail, and it can also be reached by bus in six to seven hours.Lan He arrived in Dai'an with the crew and checked into the arranged hotel. It was already after dinner, and the filming started here the next day.

"Well... Dai'an's Town God's Temple is at this location, so it should be more convenient to go to the underworld from here?" Lan He looked at the map, "I kind of want to see it, what do you think?"

He sighed intentionally, "What if you get scared, there are so many ghosts, and they are all Taoist, unlike the underworld."

Song Futan couldn't help but kissed his hair: "Go and have a look, it's all here."

Lan He: "..."

What is this, grabbing my meme and leaving me speechless?

Seeing Lan He's choking appearance, Song Futan couldn't help but kissed the corner of his mouth again, "And the lyrics say, this is a famous mountain in the world, it is magnificent, and it will forever hold hundreds of mountains and rivers. Life and death, misfortune and fortune will return to the Netherworld, so how can we not go there."

Lan He still wanted to agree, but was pressed back by Song Futan and kissed back, "What did you say?"

How should I put it, Lan He opened his mouth, and Song Futan kissed him again, grabbing the opening to invade.

Lan He: "..."

Song Futan let go after a while: "Huh?"

This time Lan He behaved himself, shut up and didn't speak, and said a few words, if he could hear clearly, he could hear clearly, if he couldn't hear clearly, let it go: "Then go!"

It's not uncommon for Song Futan to stay in Lan He's room, but he basically doesn't stay overnight, and they live next door, and the crew doesn't know what their sexual orientation is.

At present, the general impression is that the two of them are friends, probably because Song Futan has always been a bit abstinent, and he always wears tight black clothes.

However, given China's current environment, even if the sexual orientation is wrong, it must not be made public.Artists in the circle are like this, no matter how obvious it is, they will not admit it, otherwise they will be blocked by the relevant departments.

At night, Lan He and Song Futan locked the door and left the hotel with their souls.

This world has always been crowded with people during the day and ghosts at night. In addition to various corners, there are also many ghosts at intersections, bridges and other places.

Walking to one place, Lan He saw a group of ghosts sitting on the bridge. These ghosts were all dressed in old clothes and their shapes were quite different, but they had one common characteristic, that is, they looked like their bodies had collapsed and their heads were bleeding. .This should be their death condition, it seems...

"Why do they all seem to have jumped to their deaths?" Lan He couldn't help but said, "Is there an association for the dead ghosts in Dai'an? They all gather together."

Song Futan: "It shouldn't be jumping off a building, the clothes look like ancient clothes."

Lan He: "I look like I fell to my death from a height."

Song Futan: "It is true that he fell to his death, from the highest place in Dai'an."

Lan He reacted for a while before saying: "...Taishan?"

Song Futan nodded. Since he wrote it, he also checked the information, "Except for the people who accidentally fell to death on the way to the incense, there was a cliff on the top of the mountain in ancient times. Mount Tai was the home of ghosts in legend. At that time, it was rumored that jumping off the cliff and sacrificing one's life could save relatives." , so some people will make a wish, pray for their loved ones to recover, and jump off by themselves, repeatedly. Also, it is the saying of jumping off a cliff and sacrificing one's life to become a fairy. Therefore, there is a stone carving of "sadness and foolishness" beside the cliff of sacrificing oneself."

Lan He frowned.

Taoism advocates self-cultivation and precious life, but there are stories in the world of jumping off cliffs to become immortals and sacrificing one's life to save others. It is entirely because of the prevalence of witches and evil spirits, who use religion for profit and mislead the foolish people. people.

The world of ghosts and gods obviously changes because of people, and is closely related to the Yangshi. Gods can help and rely on living people, and the emperors of Yangshi can also confer gods.The yamen in Yangjian are strictly forbidden to sacrifice their lives.

So, have these people become immortals?No, on the contrary, many of them became solitary ghosts, unable to be reincarnated, lingering at the foot of Mount Tai, looking at the layers of accumulated bones, and sighing to themselves.

For example, these ghosts gather together, probably because they have similar experiences, and they can feel sad together.

Lan He and the others walked through the ghosts, "Excuse me."

A few ghosts lifted their flattened heads to look at them, listened to their Mandarin, and sneered: "Ghosts from other places, walk carefully."

Lan He: "..."

Song Futan: "..."

Some people even looked at the stick given by Master Fudo tied around Lan He's waist, and showed amused expressions, "I also brought a climbing stick, how vain it is."

All the ghosts were arrogant and proud: "Look at what I am doing, this is the border of Mount Tai, the capital of a country! Where did you two come from?"

Being sad when we get together is sad, we can't always be sad, so these ghosts are not melancholy, but arrogant.

There is a capital city in the yang world, and the capital of the underworld has been under Mount Tai in ancient times. Mount Tai is also the place where the emperors of the world enshrine Zen and worship the heavens.

Lan He floated away normally, without raising his head like them, they all felt that Lan He and the others were not bold enough.

Lan He didn't wear a uniform, so it's not surprising that they couldn't recognize this stick.However, he thinks Song Futan is more funny. The people from the city of Yangjian met the ghost of the capital of the underworld, and they were despised...

So they asked, and Lan He really picked up. He wanted to hear what else these ghosts could say: "Uh, I came from the capital, he's from the capital, and I'm from Hunan."

Everyone whispered to each other, and they all agreed: "It's so-so, it's okay."

"It's not far away."

"I heard that Dongyue Temple and Niangniang Temple over there are doing well..."

After all, the capital city is the capital city of Yangjian, and one of the only four city god temples in the world is located there, which is barely recognized.

Now it is no different from ancient times. The underworld follows the yang. At that time, when ghosts went to other places, they had to pass the customs certificate, and the soul had no return. It was one of the most uncomfortable things to be a ghost.

Unlike now, as long as you are not trapped in the land of death, you can try to go to other places.Therefore, the appearance of Lan He and Song Futan, two foreign ghosts, did not make them suspicious.

"It's the first time for you two to visit Mount Tai. There are a few places that you must visit..."

Although these ghosts are proud, they still enthusiastically introduced them to local temples, scenic spots, etc., and one of them sighed: "The scenery on the top of the mountain where I jumped off the cliff is really wonderful. I used to go there to reminisce about the past, but in recent years There are too many nostalgic ghosts, and it doesn’t have the same flavor as before.”

This looks like it has been dead for a long time, maybe it is the first group to sacrifice their lives.

"No, I went there once and saw my son come to sacrifice steamed buns to me. So many years have passed in a blink of an eye, and my son doesn't even know what he has been reincarnated into."

Times have changed.Lan He chatted with them a few words, and then walked forward.

After crossing this bridge, at the other end of the bridge, a sacrificial ghost stretched out his feet and blocked the way.When Lan He tried to walk away, his foot stretched even longer, and the whole thing was deformed.

Lan He: "...what?"

The sacrificial ghost looked at his "climbing stick" and asked leisurely: "Go to the scenic spot to climb the mountain? For two dollars, I will guide you, and then go on, but there are many people who dare to be brave. No ghost will take you and don't know how to get there." .”

——Taishan Shigandang is also quite famous. It is used to keep safe and drive away evil spirits. Usually, stone tablets or stone figures are erected outside the courtyard or at the end of the bridge.

Lan He laughed and said, "No need, I won't climb mountains."

He is going down.

Lan He also thought that this ghost was the same as those just now, and his words were interesting.

The sacrificial ghost stared at them, the corners of his eyes began to bleed, and he said in a menacing tone: "I am kind enough to help you!"

He has been dead for so many years, and he has not sacrificed for a long time. In addition to relying on New Year's Eve to earn some paper money and food, he would also bully little ghosts who are not as good as him.

Only then did Lan He realize that he had encountered a hooligan, and was speechless for a moment, "How come there are black tour guides in the underworld, and they are obsessive. I said I won't go sightseeing."

"I don't care if you watch or not." The sacrificial ghost felt that he was ignorant, so he got angry. He sounded like he was newly dead. He even revealed that it was his first time to visit Mount Tai, so he didn't have any scruples at all. up.

The sacrificial ghost simply stood up, and the other ghosts looked over curiously. He sneered and said, "If you are sensible, be honest. If I yell casually, dozens of brothers will come and kill you."

He said frightenedly: "You ghost from other places, this is the boundary of Mount Tai!"

Lan He: "...?"

The author has something to say: Lan He: Although this is my first time here, I also want to say that this is the boundary of Mount Tai