After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Song Futan stood up suddenly, with a solemn expression, Ying Shao and the others couldn't help but look at him.

Song Futan said solemnly: "Which cemetery is it specifically? This kind of behavior is suspected of infringing on other people's portrait rights and reputation rights, and the producers, sellers and buyers all need to bear legal responsibility."

Chen Xingyang: "Although... Mr. Xuanguang, you treat people differently. Just now I said that you have been married many times and you didn't respond."

Now I suddenly start to popularize the law, don't you think it's very fine?

Song Futan: "Yes."

Chen Xingyang: Uh, what is it? ?

"Haha, you really have to report it for selling a marriage certificate, it's too disrespectful." Lan He said, "But I really haven't had such a dream, could it be that you've been single for too long?"

While talking nonsense, he went to see Hu 79, wondering if someone actually came to tease him, but Hu 79 dealt with it.

But Hu 79 was sleeping soundly in the God of Wealth Tower, let alone Bai Wu, it was impossible for him to stand out.

Chen Xingyang said speechlessly: "I've been single for too long so I shouldn't be such a scumbag. I dream of something different every time. Hey, stop talking and go away. You don't understand these things. I'll talk to Mr. Ying."

"Okay, okay." Lan He really took two steps away.

Ying Shao hesitated to speak: "..."

"Actually, I contacted the agent at that time, and then I also learned that in fact, not only that one cemetery, but one vendor sold this kind of marriage book in the underworld, and it appeared in many places, with the registration authority and date printed on it. 50 yuan a piece, there are Chinese and foreign stars, Internet celebrities, just like pirated posters, to make money. It has been around for a while... It’s just that when I dream, I’m always in that cemetery.”

Chen Xingyang explained, "But Lan He didn't have this kind of dream at all. Could it be that I'm being targeted? Someone is messing with me...forcibly laying the bones?"

The ghost marriage ceremony in the capital area is called taking the bones, and the relatives of the two parties are called the bones.

Dark marriages have existed since ancient times, and there are many situations. Some of the two parties have a marriage contract before they are alive, some of them are just betrothed by family members after death, some of them both died, and there are also situations where only the man dies and the woman dies. , the male may welcome the pivot to be buried".Thus was born the profession of ghost matchmaker.

——But no matter which region it is, there is no reason for repeated ghost marriages!

"It's a little strange. You only dreamed about half of it. It was all rituals, but there was no bridal chamber, and it was repeated marriages. Bigamy was not allowed in the underworld. Even in ancient times, it was monogamous and multiple concubines." Ying Shao was also a little puzzled. He looked like, "Besides, ghost marriage also needs to go through procedures such as marriage and settlement, and the birthdays of both parties have to be matched. With your appearance, why do I feel... It's a bit like being treated as a tool, just like The rented props are the same..." And this way, there is no need for birth dates, as long as you can find Chen Xingyang.

Chen Xingyang: "..."

Chen Xingyang: "...and it's 50 yuan once!"

Damn, it really looks like a tool man!

Every time he is exhausted, but it is not considered a real marriage at all, just like a tool man, like taking wedding photos with someone every time, and there is no appearance fee, and a marriage certificate of 50 yuan cannot reach him. .

Chen Xingyang said anxiously: "Then what should I do now, I don't know where the source is, does it really have something to do with the marriage certificate that was sold? I'll report it right away?"

"Don't worry, it's definitely possible to report. Since you only dreamed of that cemetery, and they still wholesale the marriage certificate, it's hard to tell where the problem is. Don't startle the snake for now, and deal with it later." Even if he Dreaming has nothing to do with a marriage license, which is also insulting and against the law.

Ying Shao quietly glanced at Lan He who seemed to give up speaking, and said, "I need to think about it, you can come to my house again in the afternoon."

"Okay, thank you, Mr. Ying." Chen Xingyang remembered something, and said, "Please also call the police below, I heard that you know the errand."

Ying Shao: "Mmm..."

Chen Xingyang hung up the video.

Ying Shao immediately turned her head: "Hi, I want to call the police."

Lan He opened the notebook, and said in a dignified manner: "I will send the auxiliary policeman Xiao Song to the police immediately, he can't wait to uphold justice."

Song Futan: "..."

Song Futan touched the sword and couldn't hold back: "Did you really not have that dream?"

"No." Lan He woke up Hu 79, and asked her and Bai Wu if they had noticed any traces of the execution of the spell.

Hu 79 shook his head sleepily.

Song Futan said: "Then we don't know the specifics of the perpetrators, how many victims there are, and whether they only targeted Chen Xingyang. Maybe we need to be more conservative, wait for the other party to go to Chen Xingyang, and let's catch them all."

Ying Shao: Are you conservative?This is the imminent need for violent law enforcement.

"Well, I'll make a paper man to replace Chen Xingyang, and see what happens." Lan He said, it's time for him to perform traditional skills again, and in the name of Ying Shao, he can ask Chen Xingyang for his hair and birthday. , cheat ghosts.

……

Chen Tianji ran a restaurant and had only one daughter. He had just graduated from university and died in a car accident. He and his wife were deeply saddened. When their daughter visited her on her birthday, they saw vendors selling marriage certificates in the underworld in the cemetery where she was buried.

At that time, my wife thought it was a novelty, and there were people selling this kind of thing, so let’s buy one too. Didn’t my daughter like watching a movie called "Chasing" before she was alive?

Chen Tianji thought it was very funny, so he said in front of the peddlers: "What's the use of burning this thing, it's better to build a corpse. But with your daughter's temper, she's not willing to go on a blind date, and probably she won't be willing to build a corpse."

Although he ran a restaurant, his grandfather used to eat underworld meals in the capital, and he was very famous for throwing out paper money.At that time, there were still people throwing paper money in front of the funeral. The standard was to throw it high and spread it widely. My grandfather was regarded as the industry benchmark, and this craft also took apprentices. Up to now, the family still has contacts with some people who eat food from the underworld.

Among the vendors, there are still people who know Chen Tianji, "Brother Chen, that's not what you said, come and see my marriage certificate."

Chen Tianji took a look. The vendor's name was Shan Liang. As far as he knew, Shan Liang's father was a horseman, and later passed it on to Shan Liang's brother.This over-the-shoulder, similar to the transfer of ownership, means that one's own destiny is transferred to someone in the family, usually when one is old enough to retire, and passed on to the younger generation, and there are also over-the-shoulder between husband and wife.

In other words, Shan Liang belonged to the one who lost the competition, and was not favored by the elders and the Xian family.

It's also very helpless to say that although Shan Liang's brother is evil, that is, his traits are easy to attract evil, but he doesn't like this business, and he is trying to catch ducks on the shelves.Shan Liang aspired to be a husband but couldn't be a husband. After falling out with his brother, he usually sells some things in the cemetery, which can be regarded as a meal for the dead.

Therefore, Shan Liang is also different from other vendors. His family knows this. Although he has not passed the bone, Chen Tianji is willing to go and have a look, "What's the matter, what's so special about you?"

No matter how he looks at it, he is similar to everyone else.

Shan Liang: "Here, what about mine, it costs [-] yuan to sell one, but it's different from other people's. If you buy it, I will guarantee that your daughter will 'marry' this celebrity."

Chen Tianji looked at him like a fool.

Shan Liang said with a grin, "I know you don't believe me, you can ask Liu from the Inclined Wood Company."

The Inclined Wood Co. sells coffins. Chen Tianji also knows the big Liu he is talking about. He is his grandfather's disciple and grandson.Seeing that Shan Liang's words were convincing, he couldn't help but call Da Liu.

As soon as Da Liu heard it, he immediately said: "It's true, I bought one for my uncle with a female star. Then I and several relatives in my family dreamed that he married a female star, and later he thanked me in a dream , Said that I will have face in the next level."

Chen Tianji: "..."

Shan Liang said: "How is it? Let me tell you, the three thousand eight is not just a piece of paper, it also includes the wedding expenses. In the future, if you have anything to do, you can come to me."

Chen Tianji looked at him strangely, "You can see things now?"

"There's nothing wrong with that." Shan Liang said carelessly, "I also have my own chance."

"Wait, I don't think it's quite right," Chen Tianji's wife said confusedly, "Then you don't sell more than one certificate."

Chen Tianji shook his head. Although he didn't know how Shan Liang did it, he understood the logic a bit.

Sure enough, Shan Liang exaggeratedly said: "Sister-in-law, three thousand eight, you really want to marry a celebrity? Of course, it's just a ceremony to realize your dream! If I charge you three thousand and eight to help you build your bones, then I'm lying ah!"

Chen Tianji's wife: "..."

She was speechless.

Chen Tianji was really curious. Da Liu would definitely not lie to him, nor was he really married, but could his daughter really receive it?Three thousand and eight is a small amount of money to them. Considering that it is not as expensive as her daughter's concert tickets, Chen Tianji said, "Then give me Zhang Lanhe."

"Lan He's can't do it." Shan Liang said immediately.

"Why not? Isn't he selling very well? Everyone else can sell it, but you can't?" Chen Tianji's wife said, "My daughter likes to watch "Chasing" by him."

"If you like "Chasing", buy Chen Xingyang. It's selling very well recently, and Chen Xingyang is the leading actor. I won't charge you more money." Shan Liang said.If the most recent ranking was Lan He, Chen Xingyang was also ranked second or third.

For Chen Tianji and his wife, they are both stars, and there is no difference, so just buy it, so they bought a marriage certificate, burned it according to Shan Liang's instructions, and gave Shan Liang her daughter's birth date.

"By the way, why can't you buy this Lan He?" Chen Tianji asked.

"The business hasn't been opened yet, so it's not possible now, maybe in the future." Shan Liang said with a smile, tsk, what a joke, this Lan He's next door is Ying Shao, who is also the tourism promotion ambassador of Miaogan Mountain, so it's not convenient to start.I want to do his business, but I have to wait until he is not at home.

There are also some celebrities, or they themselves believe in immortals and Buddhas, and they have god statues at home, or they have more yang energy, such as some playing stars... These are also unable to do business.

Chen Xingyang went to Ying Shao's house as promised, and gave him his own hair and birth date. Ying Shao also took out a small paper doll and a hat for Chen Xingyang, "When you go to bed at night, don't sleep in the master bedroom. Put the paper dolls in the bedroom. People put on the bed, go to the second bedroom to sleep by themselves, wear a hat, no matter what they hear, don't pay attention to it."

This hat was Lan He's official hat. After wearing it, Chen Xingyang would be invisible.

As for the paper figurines, I couldn't make the ones Dou Chunting used last time in such a short time. They were relatively rough and only made a flat surface, but they should be enough for a while.

After Chen Xingyang went back, according to what Ying Shao said, he put the paper figurine where he slept, and then went to sleep in the guest bedroom.

The past few days were all dreams. At the most terrifying time, Chen Xingyang actually found that the reality was the same as in the dream, but he didn't really see the ghost soberly.Now he's nervous and a little excited, he can't sleep at all, what will happen tonight?

Lying on the bed until midnight, when he felt sleepy, Chen Xingyang heard a bang, which came from outside the window, as if something had hit the glass, but his house was on the sixteenth floor.

It's coming, it's really coming! !

Actually there is.

Chen Xingyang thought of Ying Shao's words, but couldn't help but glance sideways. From the gap in the curtains, he saw a flickering shadow.

In an instant, my whole body felt like I had fallen into an ice cellar, and I was sweating profusely.

Chen Xingyang's legs went limp, his whole body stiffened and he closed his eyes. They couldn't see me, they couldn't see me, they couldn't see me... Mr. Ying said, don't pay attention to any movement, he never opened his eyes again up!

The soundproof windows obviously couldn't hear the sound from outside, but he always felt that there were strange whispers looming.

outside the window.

Lan He: "Hu Xiren, be careful."

Is it okay if you don't stop and hit the glass?

Hu 79; "Don't worry about these details, Chen Xingyang slept soundly, let's go in."

Ying Shao was watching downstairs, while they went in and hid under the bed and in the closet.

In fact, Chen Xingyang may not be dragged to get married every day, and it's hard to say whether he can wait until today. Anyway, Lan He lay down under the bed, and said to Hu 79 and Bai Wu: "Go to the closet and see my face later act."

Hu 79: "What do you think??"

Lan He: "..."

Forgot to wear a mask, Lan He changed his words nonchalantly: "Look at me and do it!"

After waiting for an hour, there was still no movement. Lan He wondered if she would not start work tonight. When she turned her head and passed Song Futan's body, she saw a leg outside the bed, wearing red silk trousers. Then she turned her head, A green skirt also appeared on the other side, with the heels slightly off the ground, and it was not a human being at first glance.

"Groom, let's go, we're getting married again." An erratic voice sounded.

From the perspective of the two ghosts, it was Chen Xingyang who was lying on the bed, a little stiff, but some people were out of body, and they were in a daze. This would also help them get married.

The two ghosts helped "Chen Xingyang" up, one on the left and the other on the right. Hu 79 couldn't help but want to make a move. He opened the wardrobe and when Lan He was about to cover their legs, he heard the two ghosts and everyone Like a social animal, he complained unscrupulously about the boss:

"I'm so tired. How long will I have to work? I'll do the wedding while I'm alive, and I'll continue to do it when I'm dead. After we're done, we'll only be given a little bit of food."

"I can't help it. The boss said that this is a long-term fishing for big fish. Let's make a wave of marriage money first, and then open the market. Maybe, we can make money from these celebrities later. When life gets better, we will all follow suit." Eat meat. But, I always feel that he is fooling us..."

"That's right, he looks stingy, and it hurts me when he heard that my coffin is made of fir."

Lan He pressed her hand, motioning everyone to stay still, these celebrities?Sounds like a gang, some ghost wedding company?It's not just Chen Xingyang.

He originally wanted to subdue them on the spot, but now he thought, since they are paper dolls anyway, why not follow him to see if he can catch them all in one go.

The two ghosts led the paper figurines out. Lan He and the others waited for a while before they came out. They followed them from a distance. The two ghosts were dressed very gaudy as a whole, and they took the paper figurines into a paper horse-drawn carriage. Drive the car in front, and the paper man leans behind.

The second ghost looked very relieved and didn't look back.

Lan He and his party followed far behind, "It's tiring to follow like this, why don't we just beat them up, force them to confess, and take us there?"

Hu 79: "Their acting skills may not necessarily pass the test. I don't know what to do when the time comes. What if someone slips through the net."

Lan He: "..."

He faintly felt that he had been connoted, but it really reminded him that since it is a gang, it must be wiped out.

Lan He: "I will burn a letter to Lao Bai now, and let him wait for the opportunity to surround him."

Yin Division's corporate culture, no matter how strong it is, it is not good to fight alone, and it is not interesting enough to form a team. Group fights are the best.

Hu 79 giggled and said, "The bold ones starve to death the timid ones, these ghosts do this kind of thing in the capital, and they also need a deputy boss."

It wasn't until Hu 79 finished speaking that the car the two ghosts were riding in had become a coffin in their eyes.She was stunned, "Sure enough, she is capable, and she can also use illusion."

She just said that she wanted a vice board, and the board refers to the coffin board, which means that she has the determination to die-of course, it may be a little inappropriate to put it on the ghost.It's just that after Hu 79 inadvertently broke the news, and his skill is not very good, he showed his body.

Looking at it now, there are colorful paper figurines sitting on the coffin, which is particularly strange in the night.Ghost marriage is a combination of marriage customs and funeral customs. People who greet relatives wear red and green, and are full of joy, but there is a ghostly atmosphere everywhere.

"Let's cooperate from the inside out, Bai Wu, you take this opportunity to hide in the coffin." Lan He ordered. Hedgehogs have been hiding for a long time and are relatively good at sneaking.

Hu 79: "I'll go!"

Lan He thought of her bumping into the glass, "No, you're a mess."

Hu 79 glanced at his hands in aggrieved way: "Is there anything wrong with long hair?"

Lan He: "..."

Bai Wu even squeezed through the subway, let alone a coffin.

He turned into a prototype, sprinting forward with the agility that is not consistent with normal hedgehogs.When he got to the rear of the car, it was not easy. He climbed on it with two claws, and retracted his feet.The chubby body leaned slightly to the left, showing an effort.

Lan He and Song Futan: "..."

Lan He: "Is it a little embarrassing for him..."

Saying so, Bai Wu finally kicked his slender paws and turned into the coffin. Although he wasn't going to buy oranges, his back was indeed bitter.

Hu 79 said: "It doesn't look very smart. You should ask the Zun family to go undercover. Why are you only looking for Chen Xingyang?"

She didn't know the whole situation, Lan He said casually: "Yeah, I don't know why, although I sell the most marriage certificates in the underworld, I never dream."

Even so, both he and Song Futan were distressed.

Hu 79's eyes lit up: "Really? Yeah!!!"

Song Futan: "..."

Lan He: "..."

... This fox's top cancer is at an advanced stage.