After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

The female ghosts don't know about the Yin Division, they are fierce ghosts lingering in the human world, they only hear about the Yin Division's department, but no one has said anything about it, what are the Yin Division's logistics departments...

but.

Looking at this impermanent look, she felt that the other party was so sincere.

Lan He has already started his own performance: "The mask on my face is to prevent splashes. Do you know the Luyuan Hotel in Beijing? Before I died, I was the executive chef there. We mainly cook Huaiyang cuisine and also stew medicinal food , because of the preferences of the above, I also learned tea. I usually don’t come out, but you also know the atmosphere of the underworld. Isn’t there a dish that needs to be decorated with gold leaf, and I am asked to make gold leaf. Does gold leaf affect the taste? ? Not at all, just to increase the value. I’m so poor again, I’m looking around to see if anyone has gold, so I’ll... that’s it.”

When he was in school, he had always been good at improvisation.Moreover, he has actually acted as a cook, and he also referred to Lao Bai's image of being greedy for money, and his performance is very full.

At this moment, it doesn't matter if the audience is a ghost, the parking lot is his stage.

Looking at Lan He, Xiaohong and Xiaolu felt even more that he wasn't lying.

Maybe the original intention was that I smelled a ghost and wanted to blackmail him?

They analyzed it with their limited rationality. Since the other party is not here to meddle in other people's business, there is no need to be relentless to him. Even the cooking class is a bad job anyway.

"Okay, this cook is very talkative." Xiaolu said impatiently through the neighbor's mouth, "Get lost, what do you do to you, we are more bullying than we are."

The neighbors have already lost their combat effectiveness. The two of them, Lan He, are not bullying the less.

Lan He spread her hands, "I'll see you later, I wish you all the best in Jiuquan soon."

He took a few steps back, and suddenly took out a handful of paper kraft paper horses from his arms and threw them out.

"Cows and horses know their way to the city of Yin, and leave the mountains and caves for eternity. Paper and ink can't speak to Yan Lord, and the sun and the moon have no light and eyes can see."

The paper kraft paper horse grows in the wind, and in the blink of an eye, the cows and horses are in a herd. With a swing of their heads and tails, they come to life, separating Xiaohong from the possessed neighbor.

——Yin and Yang already partly overlap, but they cannot see each other.If ghosts want to use paper sticks, they have to be carried (burned) to another world, but Lan He brought them to the world of souls, so naturally he didn't need to carry them, and only needed to consecrate them.

Lan He lowered his right hand, and the chain around his wrist also fell off.

Seeing the situation, Xiaohong and Xiaolu still don't understand that they have been cheated, what kind of seductive rope does a cook carry with him.

Xiaohong was exposed, and the red on her body became more vivid, like blood, but before she could do anything, she heard a "moo" and a "Herod", and the herd of cows and horses galloped wildly, knocking her down. The same place was plowed ten times.

Bully less with more?This is bullying the few with the more.

On Lan He's side, she threw the seductive rope and put it on the "neighbor".

The "neighbor" was greatly stimulated, screamed and fell to the ground, rolled several times, unwilling to leave the body.

Lan He stepped forward while holding the chain, and saw his body twitching, showing overlapping green figures.

The "neighbor" suddenly became violent, his hands were blue and black, and he wanted to pinch Lan He.

Lan He tilted her head, and punched the "neighbor" in the face hard.

He looks white and tender and even thin, but he is by no means skinny. He exercises regularly. How can he stay up late for filming without a good body?

This punch could be called a physical ecstasy. The "neighbor" had a nosebleed and fell backwards, while the green ghost was still sitting there, unable to keep up with the movement of his body.

"Come on!" Lan He took advantage of the situation and pulled the chain, and Xiao Lu completely escaped from the neighbor's body, and was dragged up by Lan He, still struggling to punch and kick Lan He.

The neighbor was still paralyzed in place, unconscious.

Over there, the stampede was fierce, and Xiao Hong was almost flattened by the plow, struggling to get up and screaming.

The lights in the parking lot flickered several times in unison with the whistling sound. Her nails exploded and she scratched the cows and horses. After all, they were made of paper, and some of them were damaged by her scratching. Die, reduced to confetti.

Lan He also threw out the remaining paper cows and paper horses. In fact, he could choose to use the soul hook now, but it was the first time for him to see his origami become real. Look again.

Seeing that Lan He had locked up Xiao Lu, Xiao Hong became even more anxious, and frantically tore everything in front of her.

Ecstasy, death, and Yinhun, even though they are black and white Wuchang's chains, it is enough to restrain them.

Xiaolu felt that something was wrong, so she pleaded with Lan He, "My lord, I have gold leaf, which was burned to me by someone who hurt me before. I will give you a handful of it. You can take those cows and horses, she can't bear it." Living."

The conditions below are not so good, and the corruption of ink is very serious, but the gold and silver received by all the ghosts are just like that, excluding the broken money, there is not much left.

She felt that even if Lan He wasn't a cook, she wouldn't want gold.

Before Lan He said anything, another chain flew over, binding Xiao Hong tightly.

Lan He looked back, but it was a servant wearing the same uniform, also holding a lantern in his hand, with the words "The Underworld" written on it, and the words "The World is Peaceful" written on the tall hat.

This errand also had a gray dead face, with slender and long eyes, and smiled at Lan He: "I, Yan San, Lao Bai has received the letter you sent, but he has something to do, so he divided half of the Jinshan you gave me." Seat, let me help you."

Little Green: "..."

Xiaohong said angrily: "You are not from the cooking class at all!"

Yan San looked at them, and smiled miserably, "Since when did the Yin Division have such a system, do you all believe in the cooking class?"

He saw Xiao Hong's miserable appearance, those paper cow paper horses had both shapes and spirits, even exquisite, and their fierce posture was better than almost all the paper bundles he had seen.No wonder, ingots of such good quality can be stacked.

Xiaohong and Xiaolu were silent for a moment, then they cursed Lan He.

Lan He said eloquently: "I'm in logistics, and I specialize in providing money and equipment. The type of work is similar!"

Xiaolu crazy bah, it's almost there!

Lan He only felt that the emotion full of resentment came along with the chain again, but apart from the different emotions involved, it was not as surging as he felt before.

This was an unexpected result, Lan He also wanted Lao Bai to take him to see the evil spirits, and get some material, so he could personally experience Xiao Lu's emotions.

Lan He: "Hey, can you be more vicious?"

Little Green: "..."

Xiaolu was so angry that she rolled her eyes, it was the first time she met someone saying that she was not vicious enough as a ghost! !He looked down on her. How did that person lie there if she wasn't vicious?

What kind of rogue is this!

After being so provoked by Lan He, not only resentment, but also hatred welled up.

Both of Xiaolu's eyes were bleeding, and she stared at Lan He viciously, while Lan He savored the emotion, malice, resentment, and the cold pain that could not be overcome...

Yan San murmured: "What hobby..."

Lao Bai also said that his new recruit, Sheng Wuchang, is very soft-hearted and easy to talk, but sometimes he has a dark belly.Now it seems that the propaganda does not match the reality at all.

Lan He pulled away her emotions, and said sincerely to Xiaolu, "Thank you."

Little Green: "Bah."

Yan San weighed the ghost, "By the way, it seems that your ghosts should be less than three years old, and it takes three years for a dead ghost to catch a double. How did you secretly learn the art of catching life? Tell me the cause and effect. Tell me carefully!"

Xiaohong and Xiaolu fell silent for a moment.

Lan He didn't know this rule. He was a pure human being and helped his neighbors. Originally, it was up to each person to catch a double.

He only vaguely understood from the neighbor's phone call that Xiaohong and Xiaolu should be entangled with someone, and that person went to the neighbor for help. The process was very simple.Unexpectedly, Xiaohong and Xiaolu still violated the regulations.

Xiaohong and Xiaolu didn't speak, Yan San only sneered twice, "Forget it, at this time of year, all kinds of evil spirits really come out..."

What time is it, Ching Ming Festival?Lan He thought Yan San was talking about this, "What should I do now, take them to Dongyue Yin Division for trial?"

"Hahaha, they are such violent ghosts, they can't just go to the underworld, and they broke the rules, even if there is an expert to save them and wash away their sins, they will wait... Besides, even if they can be taken, I will There is no way to take them to Dongyue Yinsi." Yan San motioned Lan He to look at his lantern, which said Yincao Difu.

"There's only one hell..." Lan He had also seen the words on the lantern before, but he thought it was a different description of the same place, and asked in confusion.

"Of course there is only one Yin Division, but there are several bosses. Although you and I can be regarded as colleagues, I can't report to your boss." Yan San said leisurely, "Simply put, God depends on the spirit! Moving forward Dongyue Yin Division had the most believers, and Fu Jun became the Lord of the Underworld. Later, there were more people who believed in King Yama, and the power was divided, and Fu Jun also had an additional title: "Taishan King" among the Ten Temples of Yama. Everyone's functions While they are all sound, they also have their own strengths, either to decide the case, or to put them in prison."

Lan He didn't have a systematic understanding of the underworld system. Hearing what he said, the underworld and the underworld are indeed inseparable, and have experienced power changes.

And he himself realized what Yan San didn't say: Yan Luo is a concept of Buddhism, while Taishan King comes from the Taoist god system. More people believe in Yan Luo, that is, Buddhism was introduced to China, and the two religions have merged with each other in this respect , and finally formed the current pattern.

"Thank you very much. I won't overdo it either, so what should I do with them?" Lan He felt that it was not easy to deal with. They must not be released. Who will guarantee that they will not do anything in the future.

"What's the matter, just send it to someone for salvation. This is the capital, the place with the most scammers in all of China, and the place where the most skilled people are." Yan Sanman said indifferently.

Lan He: "..."

He was speechless, but when he thought about it, it was true. After all, it was the capital. Even if the expert himself didn't go to the high place, he might be invited here.

Yan Sanxi narrowed his eyes and started counting, "Monks, Taoists, Fengshui practitioners, fairy-talented ones... Equally distributed, each community can get one or two people who eat underworld food, they always have that kind of heart." Alright, we will perform a free exorcism."

"It seems that you are very experienced, where should you send them?" Lan He thought of his neighbor, he is not a Gu master.

"We don't care about things like this, but we are all colleagues. You speak up..." Yan San paused after speaking.

"A golden mountain." Lan He was already very proficient, and she thought to herself that she just came to play with friends from underachievers who were not filial.

Sure enough, Yan San immediately said straightforwardly: "Then go to Juehui Temple, the monks there like to do this most!"

Lan He has also heard of Juehui Temple. This place is very famous and has a history of hundreds of years. It used to be a place where the royal family prayed for blessings. There is also a huge Buddhist clock in the temple. It is a cultural relic built in the Ming Dynasty. It is dozens of tons. .It is said that the incense here is very effective, and it is very famous in the capital, and some celebrities in the circle also like to go.

……

"I can't die, let's go!"

Before leaving, Lan He wanted to check on the neighbor's injury, but she heard Yan San urging herself.He was thinking about how to explain it if he used his human body to help the neighbor and save him.But Yan San seemed to want him to abandon him.

If another person said this, he would definitely feel that the other party was too indifferent, but what Yan San said... was the truth.

"OK then."

They will encounter ghosts in twos and threes along the way, some of them have not yet been able to go to the underworld, and some cannot go to the underworld, either voluntarily or helplessly.

Yan San was holding the lantern, and the lonely ghost took the initiative to avoid it when he saw it from afar.

There was only one exception. When I came to a crossroad, I saw a man sitting on a big rock by the side of the road.He has short hair below the ears, slightly curled at the end, dressed in black, and his eyes are as dark and deep as Moyu, showing a kind of handsomeness with arrogance.

There is also a section of light-colored wooden rosary exposed at the neckline of this man. When the rosary is wrapped around the back of the neck, it is exposed. A golden lotus-shaped fish on the back falls from a long silk sash, which presses down the slightly loose robe. Have a strong character.

Lan He couldn't help but look twice more, wondering why the other party didn't run away, and he didn't seem to smell paper dust...

Yan San interrupted his thoughts: "Well, there is still a long way to go to Juehui Temple. Then put them at the door, knock on the door, hide them, and wait for the monks to come out to pick them up..."

Lan He: "..." It sounds weird.

After hearing this, Xiaohong and Xiaolu cursed loudly. They didn't have much opinion on where to go, they just wanted to scold Lan He.

"Impermanence ghost, bastard!"

"Don't let us see you again!"

"Rogue, shameless, you lied to us that you belong to the cooking class!"

In retrospect, I was deceived by Gou Wuchang's phrase "cooking class".

The voice was sharp and piercing, and even the man on the side of the road, who was originally unmoved, looked over.

Lan He scolded back: "Your bad manners hurt people, you're just hooligans, shameless."

The function of this hook should be improved in the future, the hooked ghost can no longer speak.

Lan He and Yan San brought them to the gate of Juehui Temple. According to Yan San, Lan He stuck a note behind their necks and hid after knocking on the door. Even if the monks couldn't see the ghost, they could still see the note .This is how I saw them being accepted by the monks.

"In this way, after the salvation, there will be a city god to pick him up." Yan Sandao said, "We're done too, this, Xiao Lai, will you go back by yourself?"

Who is Xiao Lai?Lan He reacted for a while before realizing that he was talking about the words on his hat...

Because Lan He didn't reveal his name, although Lao Bai was unfilial, he kept his mouth shut when he took the money. He didn't even tell his colleagues, so Yan San just called him blindly.

"Yes, thank you senior, I will trouble you today." Lan He also thanked.Come on, come on.

"Haha, small matter, small matter." With short hands, Yan San waved his hand and walked away with the lantern.

……

Lan He returned the same way, and when he passed the intersection, he saw the man in black still sitting there, he was also curious, how could it be a ghost without smell.The ghosts who died on the shore smelled of paper ashes, the ghosts who died in the water smelled of fishy smell, and the ghosts smelled of blood...but the man in black had no smell at all.

Lan He stopped and stared at him, even feeling that this person looked a little familiar.I don't know if it's an illusion, or there are always similarities between beautiful people.

He couldn't help but asked, "Friend, how did you die?"

Song Futan raised his eyes to look at the ghost, he only showed two eyes, the eyelids were very thin, and the pupils were warm brown, without the dead or evil spirit like ordinary ghosts and gods.On the high hat on the head, there is also the words "Everyone is here", but I have never seen it before. I even quarreled with ghosts before, and it is rare to see Yinchai so energetic.

Song Futan usually doesn't like to deal with ghosts—or he doesn't even like to deal with people, but he is inexplicably willing to deal with this errand who took the initiative to talk to him.

"I'm not dead."

Is it a living soul?Lan He thought he was a ghost, mainly because the soul of ordinary people is out of the body, it is impossible to be so calm, and he is generally the same as Cheng Haidong.

"Are you eating from the underworld?" Lan He asked.

"Are you cooking in the underworld?" Song Futan asked back, he had heard Xiaohong and Xiaolu say that they were in the cooking class.

Lan He: "I don't cook."

Song Futan: "I don't eat either."

The conversation between the two was very smooth, and they fell into silence for a while.

After a while, Lan He laughed out loud, feeling that he had matched up with the other party's brain waves, and there was still a tacit understanding.

Song Futan also had a little smile in his eyes.

He hesitated for a moment, and then explained: "My soul accidentally left my body and got lost, so I stayed in a place with convenient transportation, and waited for my family to call my soul and lead me back."

Lan He was shocked. Is there really such a calm person?I'm already out of my soul, and I'm not even afraid of errands, knowing that I'm sitting at the intersection waiting for my family to call out my soul?

It might also be the same as him, although he is not, but he has been influenced by his ears and eyes...

When Lan He thought about it, she would be happy to help others, "Okay, it's fate to meet each other, Ben Wuchang will hurry up and send you back!"

Lan He touched her bosom, took out the last piece of origami, and threw it on the ground.He was not particularly proficient in skills, and he didn't know how far away the opponent was, so he chose the means of transportation carefully.

It's just that the origami became bigger, but turned into a little donkey.

Song Futan fell into deep thought, hurry up?

"Hey, there's only the donkey left." Lan He patted the donkey's head, "It's okay, it's the same, let's go up?"

Song Futan didn't move.

When the donkey saw that he was not moving, he pushed his head against him.

Song Futan showed a look of disgust, and dodged away.

"Look, how cute, just let it go!" Lan He looked at Song Futan and said, he was a bit shorter than Song Futan, and he had to raise his head slightly when looking over.

so cute

Song Futan's eyes flickered, and he really broke through the bottom line of psychology. He rode the little donkey, and the little donkey immediately shook his head energetically.

Song Futan: "You—"

While Song Futan was hesitating, Lan He had already pulled out his fan, opened it and slammed it towards the paper donkey, "You're welcome, let's go back!!"

The little donkey brayed twice, then swung its hooves and ran wildly.

The speed is really fast, the wind is blowing under the hooves, but the figure is up and down, extremely bumpy.Song Futan lowered his head and looked, one hind hoof was clearly injured, it was a lame donkey!

Song Futan: "????"

Lan He also saw the donkey's running posture, and even the buddy was shaking badly, so he turned his head and stared at himself.

He froze for a moment, and then recalled that when he folded the paper donkey, the hind legs seemed to be soaked.

The donkey had already run far away, lame but fast, Lan He shouted at the top of his voice, "Brother, I've already ridden, bear with me—"

……

"Futan? Are you awake?"

Song Futan woke up slowly and saw his mother's concerned face.He sat up on the bed.

Song's mother said worriedly: "How do you feel? I just called your dad. He is still on the set filming the big night, and he will come back tomorrow morning."

Song Futan shook his head, "No, I'm fine."

"...Oh, okay." Mother Song sighed, the child is getting used to it, but she still has some doubts, "Why did you come back this time without calling your soul?"

The memory of the beginning of the soul-returning was still a little fuzzy, Song Futan thought for a while, and then remembered the Yin Zhe who covered his face and only showed a pair of warm brown eyes... and because of the bumpy road, he seemed to be extra dizzy when he woke up from the soul-returning this time.

Song Futan moved his fingers, only then did he realize that there was something, he lifted his hand and spread it out.

Mother Song asked strangely: "What is this? Where did it come from?"

I saw a little donkey made of yellow paper lying on the palm of Song Futan's palm, and the right hind leg was slightly broken.