After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Lan He felt that his soul was withdrawn, and before anyone noticed that he was out of breath, he immediately protested to Lao Bai: "I'm still working, can you not casually seduce my soul?"

People who have always been impermanent always say that they fall when they fall, but Lan He feels that there is obviously room for improvement, and the underworld is too strong.

Lao Bai: "There is something urgent."

Lan He: "What's the hurry?"

Lao Bai: "Give the two money to spend."

Lan He: "..."

...I almost died of anger, but adding "please" doesn't sound so unfilial.

Lao Bai said straightforwardly: "I haven't paid the handling fee agreed last time, and I've spent all the money I paid."

So much money, just spent?Lan He didn't know the specific purchasing power of ingots in the underworld, but he knew that ordinary people burned paper for the dead for about four knives at a time.

The ingots he folded were even better in quality, no matter how old Bai was, they were spent too quickly.

Lan He thought about the family dramas he had acted in, and couldn't help but said, "You treat me as a cash machine."

Lao Bai: "It's a money printing machine."

Lan He: "..."

He said speechlessly: "Forget it, it's almost done, you can wait for me to finish the work here, and go back with me to get the money."

In the past two days, while preparing for the audition, Lan He stacked ingots for Song Qinmin and Lao Bai. He even made some handmade incense,

A happy expression appeared on Lao Bai's dead man's face again, which was very strange.

Lan He looked at the already chaotic crew: "Okay, I'll talk about it later, I'm in a hurry!"

……

"How could this be? Not breathing, really not breathing!"

"Don't touch him, I'll call the ambulance!"

"Do you really not need artificial respiration? I have learned a little bit."

Lan He slowly opened his eyes, and (deliberately) said angrily, "I'm fine, there's no need to call an ambulance."

When everyone saw him wake up, their tense heartstrings were relaxed, and they even wanted to thank God, but even after fainting once, they fainted out of the drama.

They were out of breath just now, and they were terrified, afraid that something might happen.

What's the matter... It's cold to talk about death.

"Are you all right? Why don't you go to the hospital? I became unconscious just now, and my voice was weird." Wang Mao said worriedly.If Lan He was not in good health, he wouldn't dare to use his acting skills no matter how good he was. The production team often worked intensively.

It was a little too much force just now, Lan He adjusted the position of speaking: "What's the matter, didn't you just agree that I will perform a death act?"

Everyone: "..."

They didn't quite believe their own understanding, meaning, that was part of the performance just now?

how could it be possible!It's cold, it's all cold! !

Her lips were also white, and the blood on her face seemed to be gone. Anyway, she couldn't feel her heartbeat. It was obvious that her body would become stiff after a while.

Lan He felt that he was having a hard time, and he had to make up a reason, "I... have practiced yoga, that is, I have controlled my breathing rate to a very low and weak level. It seems that I am unconscious, but in fact, I am just performing."

yoga?There is such a mysterious function?

Everyone really couldn't believe this statement for a while... If it was said that Lan He had some strange disease, they might still believe it.

Wang Mao said suspiciously: "You don't wake up no matter what, are you really... dizzy?"

"The performance isn't over yet. The dead people don't respond. I just want to show this state." Lan He glanced at Laobai, the money-seeking ghost who was still standing beside him, and said calmly, "Maomao touched me just now." I hit twice, saying I was cold, and then Director Wang said..."

He told everyone what they did and said just now. After all, even though he had entered a state of suspended animation just now, his soul was actually still in the room. While talking to Lao Bai, he also took everything into his eyes.

Hearing what Lan He said, everyone gradually believed it, but their expressions were full of disbelief.

You have been in the industry for so long, and you have never seen any actor who can play a corpse to this extent. If it is a little bit worse, they will call an ambulance.

"I thought you were going to make a joke, but I didn't expect it to be a unique move!" Wang Mao relaxed and thought of something, "I think I saw it on the Internet before, saying that foreign yoga masters entered a state of suspended animation. Years ago, it was dug out and revived... I thought it was a legend, but it actually has a basis in reality. How many years have you practiced? Is it difficult to practice?"

Lan He said dryly: "It's hard to practice, it depends on your talent."

"It's amazing." The producer couldn't help applauding, "It's too real, it's amazing. Let me tell you, if we choose Lan He as the role, we should take a long shot just for his stunt. Wait for him After the character received his boxed lunch, he took pictures to see if the netizens could find out whether he was breathing or not."

Lan He: "...hahahaha." He thought to himself, the producer is satisfied with him, right?

The producer's words made the atmosphere, which was already gradually relaxing, cheerful, and everyone started to talk and brainstorm.

Wang Mao also laughed: "Then Lan He's body should be very soft, can you show me a fork? Can your legs go around your head?"

Lan He: "..."

... Lying harms others and harms oneself!

In fact, it is not impossible to forcefully chop, but he may not be able to close it again after chopping.

Lan He forced a smile: "Those are all small tricks, you have seen all the tricks, and you also see what the small tricks do."

The man in the peaked cap took off his cap, and interjected lightly: "This trick is really unique."

That's all for the others, they already knew the identity of this person, Lan He inadvertently saw his face clearly, but was stunned, "... Liu Chunyang, director Liu Chunyang?!"

With Liu Chunyang's popularity, even if Lan He didn't search in advance, or show it to any young man on the street, he would still be able to recognize him.

Lan He didn't know much about it, but Wang Mao and Liu Chunyang were classmates in the past. One was filming TV dramas and the other was filming movies. It's not surprising that they appeared in the other party's crew.

Liu Chunyang was already somewhat interested in Lan He, and the trick of dying on the spot just now left a deep impression on him, and immediately said: "Your performance was good just now, I have a play in preparation, you want to Don't try to play?"

Lan He was very excited, Liu Chunyang loves to use the old team so much, but he can use the newcomers, and he took the initiative to invite them, how rare it is!

Before Lan He could speak, Wang Mao immediately said, "Hey, is there such a thing as casting for our crew?"

Lan He immediately calmed down a little, yes, he came to test Wang Mao's play today.

Liu Chunyang said: "Then make an appointment another day, let's add a WeChat."

Wang Mao: "..."

The producer smiled and said: "Director Wang, Director Liu, don't scare other children. Don't be afraid, Lan He, these two crews may not completely collide in time, you should try out the show, they are Lao Ji Friends bickering."

In fact, they also knew that although they hadn't made a decision on their side, they just favored Lan He after the first trial, and Liu Chunyang didn't say what role to try.But under the same conditions, everyone would choose Liu Chunyang and the movie.

At the same time, Lan He also knew that one intention does not mean that they are all settled. Based on his experience, it is not impossible for the last two to be empty.Now I think whether I choose Liu Chunyang or Wang Mao. This is not the same as when you were young and wanted to choose a top2 university. You think too much...

He said honestly, "Thank you to the two directors for the opportunity."

On Wang Mao's side, they have basically passed the primary selection. They should still consider it, seek the chief producer's opinion, and may even ask for a re-examination before deciding on it.

Liu Chunyang also added Wechat with Lan He, saying that he would send him a play when he went back, and make an appointment for another time to try the play.

In fact, Liu Chunyang has not officially started casting, and the leading actors are still in contact, but after seeing Lan He, he feels that he fits well with a villain in his new play.

Lan He's dying scene aroused his interest, and the dying scene he wrote for the villain also required a delicate and tense performance.Although Lan He went to try out Wang Mao's play, Liu Chunyang felt that it was a bit close to what he wanted.

Lan He doesn't look like a villain, and even looks cute when he smiles, but Liu Chunyang's image in his heart is precisely that his appearance and villain are not related, so there is a contrast, which is another point of his satisfaction.

But Liu Chunyang had to try again to judge whether Lan He was capable of completing the other parts of the role, so he gave Lan He a more representative scene.

……

After declining again Director Wang's request to see the legs around the neck, he bid farewell to everyone, and Lan He took the subway back.By the way, I also sent a wechat message to the company to explain the situation, and they took it very seriously, and asked Lan He if he wanted to urgently seek guidance from a teacher, but Lan He also declined.

Lao Bai stood beside him and said with emotion: "We used to be the only ones who walked underground."

There were quite a lot of people in the subway, Lan He leaned on the pole and looked straight ahead calmly, as if he couldn't see Lao Bai at all.

Lao Bai once again saw his ability to pretend to be stupid, "Oh, is this an actor?"

Lan He took Lao Bai to her apartment, and in the elevator, she met the tenant next door, a man in his thirties who was wearing a double-breasted Tang suit.He moved here later than Lan He. There are two apartments on one block. The two have been neighbors for more than half a year. They are usually just acquaintances, and they don't even know their names.

"Long time no see. I thought you had moved out." The neighbor recognized Lan He and greeted her with a smile.

Lan He pressed the elevator and said, "I'm on a business trip, and I just came back the day before yesterday."

When he raised his hand, a section of his wrist was exposed, and there was a circle of red on the white wrist.

Neighbors caught a glimpse of the scary-looking mark and said, "Ouch, what's wrong with you?"

"It's okay, I strangled it." Lan He said vaguely, the red mark was not there, but he wrapped the seductive rope here, and when he woke up, he found that there were red marks on his wrist, neither swollen nor painful, but rather It's okay.

When he was about to reach the floor, the neighbor answered the phone and answered a few times: "... Boss, it sounds like a ghost, and it has already been following you. It is obvious that they want to find a substitute... Well, it is very troublesome, you have to add Money."

Lan He and Lao Bai couldn't help turning their heads slowly to look at their neighbors.

Seeing him, the neighbor still had a weird look on his face, and quickly covered his phone and whispered, "Don't be afraid, I'm a liar."

Lan He: "..."

Lao Bai: "..."

After entering the house, Lao Bai said, "Is that neighbor of yours also an actor?"

Lan He: "...how do you say?"

Lao Bai said: "You obviously smell like a ghost, but you still pretend you can't see me and call yourself a liar."

Lan He is from Hunan Province, and his mother is Miao nationality, but the degree of Sinicization is quite high, and he himself registered as Han nationality.There used to be a lot of witchcraft there, and he often heard stories about Gu insects, which is not surprising, but he really didn't notice that the neighbor is a Gu breeder, "It should be because I'm afraid, or think he's crazy. "

He didn't care much about what the neighbors were doing, and said to Lao Bai, "Stay here and don't move, I'll go get some money."

Lao Bai wondered why he was standing and not allowed to sit.

Lan He took out all the incense made from the ingots she made. These ingredients were bought with Song Qinmin's money.

Compared with the moldy and inferior incense that Song Qinmin enjoyed before, the incense made by Lan He is an old recipe left by grandpa. The incense powder is mixed with nanmu bark powder, sandalwood powder and Chinese medicinal powder, and sticks to the straight bamboo. , well tanned.

He piled ingots and incense sticks in a basin and burned them.

Lao Bai was paralyzed on the sofa eating incense, showing a look of extreme enjoyment. This is... handcrafted, the recipe is so delicious, it makes him feel ecstatic.After a long while, he said in a sleepy voice: "You can bring me some more horses and oxen, it will be useful..."

"It's fine to give you a discount, you have to promise me that you won't call my soul casually in the future." Lan He said.

Lao Bai didn't expect Lan He to agree so easily, it was much more laborious than stacking ingots, so he naturally agreed, "Yes, yes!"

Lan He got a positive reply from Lao Bai, so she took a stack of yellow paper and folded it.

Lao Bai looked at the size of the yellow paper, and only then did he know why Lan He agreed so easily.Ordinary clothes craftsmen, to make paper kraft paper horses, need to use bamboo strips as the skeleton, and paste the paper into shape, which is very troublesome.

But the method of transforming form is actually in the spirit, in the bone method.

If the bone method is mastered well, even a cut piece of paper can be turned into a cow or horse, not to mention the size.

Although Lan He didn't cut paper as an animal, the paper in his hand was only the size of a palm, and it was gradually folded and formed in his hands, which was much easier than ordinary clothes craftsmen.

——Lan He's grandfather used to do this to save trouble, but most of the time, even if it can save trouble, it should be bigger and more refined.Because in addition to serving the underworld, it is also necessary to serve the face of the yangworld.

Lan He was thinking about the script Liu Chunyang had given him. He didn't know any perverted villains. He had seen a lot of movies and TV dramas, but he thought that Lao Bai might have seen real ones, so he collected the materials, "You say, What kind of characteristics does a pervert who ignores life usually have?"

"There are too many, evil people, evil ghosts... are not the same." Lao Bai cocked his feet comfortably, and the cigarette was circling in circles, and was sucked away by him. Harm people, do evil after death, and be full of blood..."

Lao Bai's eyebrows gradually became brighter, and finally said: "If there is a chance later, I will take you to meet the evil spirits, and you will know."

After inhaling the incense, he got up and put away the ingot, and said, "I'll go first, and the horses and oxen will bring them back to me."

For people in the underworld, "burning" and "carrying" actually mean the same thing.

"Okay." Lan He originally only wanted to do some paperwork, and didn't want to go out to work.But the role he is trying to figure out now makes him want to meet Lao Bai again, and he feels that it is too shallow on paper.

Lao Bai had already left, and Lan He continued to fold paper, kraft paper horses, and finally there was only one piece of paper left, so he tore it up and folded it into a little donkey.

It's done.Lan He poured a glass of water to drink, it was almost twelve o'clock, but he heard a loud movement outside, Lan He's water was spilled on the table.

What's the matter, Lan He wiped the wet little donkey, got up and went to the door to look at the cat's eyes.

The neighbor I met a few hours ago was outside, with blood on his arm, the door of his house was wide open, the mess in the entrance could be seen vaguely, the elevator door opened and closed as if malfunctioning, and the lights flickered on and off.

Lan He looked at it calmly for three seconds, then asked through the door: "Brother, are you alright?"

He moved his nose and smelled a stench faintly.

"No, nothing, I fell! You don't need to come out!" The neighbor shouted.

Lan He: "I don't plan to come out, but if you keep arguing, I'm going to call the property management."

Neighbor:"……"

The neighbor's face looked a little distorted to the cat's eyes, or maybe it was really distorted.

He leaned on the wall and wanted to go to the stairs, but the elevator door opened suddenly, and a dark green sleeve stuck out, dragging him in, leaving a line of blood on the ground.

Then with a bang, the elevator door slammed shut again.

Lan He frowned, green?New ghosts only wear white, old people can wear colored ones, but bright solid colors like red and green are not simply worn, they have to be ghosts.Ghost, he suddenly thought of what the neighbor said in the elevator during the day.

Lan He turned around and took out a piece of paper, wrote a line and burned it, which meant sending a message to Lao Bai.

But Lao Bai may not be able to come here for a while, maybe he can only come and take his neighbors on the road.

Lan He didn't like to deal with the underworld. By chance, she became impermanent, and she didn't have a personality that would never save her. After thinking about it, she simply cut off a mask, threw herself on the sofa, and her soul escaped from her body. It was the first time she took the initiative to use it The skill of impermanence, cool in place... no, Lihun.

……

Lan He's mask covered most of her face, and her eyes were also covered by the shadow of the deliberately lowered high hat.Seeing that the elevator stopped on the first floor, he hurriedly descended the stairs, and the use of the float was really fast.

There were only dim lights in the parking lot, and the elevator was still on this floor with the door tightly closed. He stepped forward and pressed the button.

The elevator door was ravaged, and it opened slowly with a rattle...

The neighbor was sitting in the bloodstains all over the floor, still alive, but not conscious anymore.

The looming stench is still there...

Lan He was looking at him vigilantly, when he suddenly raised his face, a wicked smile suddenly appeared on his bloody face, he didn't look like a human at all, he was obviously possessed.

At the same time, Lan He's cheek was brushed by something, and when he glanced down, it turned out to be long black hair. Someone behind him said coldly: "Impermanence? Another meddlesome..."

Lan He's tone was almost indescribable, as if every word was full of blood and resentment.

So... not just one ghost, but two?Moreover, their hostility is so severe that even Yincha dares to provoke them.

Lao Bai hadn't come yet, and Lan He was just a new part-timer. He was thinking about how to protect his neighbor's life while protecting himself.

"Misunderstanding, I was just passing by." Lan He said slowly.

"Hee... Mr. Wuchang really knows how to joke." The long hair was windless and automatic, and Lan He's face was blurred again.

Lan He turned around slowly, "Look at my hat."

I saw a woman in red standing behind her, one red and one green like the previous one.

As far as the face is concerned, it is not as scary as Lan He has seen some horrors with special effects makeup on the set, but the smell of blood is so strong that Lan He's sensitive nose can hardly bear it.

Seeing the words written on Lan He's hat, Xiao Hong couldn't help but read out: "Are you here?"

WTF.

Li Gui was confused when he saw it.

Lan He helped her hat, and said, "Haven't you seen this slogan before? Although I am a errand, you should know that there are many jobs in the errand, and this situation is out of my control."

Xiaohong questioned: "How can there be idlers who don't care about their affairs."

The neighbor who was possessed by Xiaolu also asked, "Which prison are you from?"

Lan He's face was full of sincerity: "It's from the cooking class."