After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

After Lan He joined the group, he got along with everyone very quickly. Shi Xuan liked him the most. Lan He suspected that it was because she was not from a major, and she had to bring herself into the role when she entered the play. When she got emotional, she really regarded him as a brother. up.

"Brother, you know, they all said that it's been weird lately." Shi Xuan said to Lan He mysteriously in the dressing room.

Lan He glanced at her and couldn't help gasping: "It's very weird... Can you talk to me after putting on blush."

Shi Xuan glanced at herself in the mirror, she had just finished applying liquid foundation, she had a big white face with no blush or lipstick, and her face was pale after just a dozen, it was indeed a bit scary, she held her face and said: "How flawless ,Ha ha ha ha!"

She usually likes to play with the camera, but at this time the inspiration came, she raised the camera, and took pictures of her and Lan He from the mirror, one with a snow-white face, and the other seemed unbearable to look at.She found it very interesting, before the filming started, the state of the actors waiting for the scene.

While patting Shi Xuan, he said: "No, you know that there is a Fengshui town of five directions and five elements in the capital, right? The five towns are Dongfangmu Town, which used to be the sacred wood of the Shenmu Factory, and Southern Fire Town, the ancient Yandun Town. , the Juehui Bell in Jinzhen in the west, Minghu Tongniu in the water town in the north, and Longevity Mountain in the central town.”

Lan He pretended to be stupid: "I have heard about it a little, but there are many versions of this. I have also heard about iron towers, copper wells, and screen walls."

He had heard from the elder girl that there are new five towns and old five towns in the capital city. These are all Ming five towns, and there are also dark five towns.But the eldest girl didn't reveal the version circulating in the rivers and lakes, which one is true, and which one or several are the ones who went wrong.

Shi Xuan started the conversation, and mentioned with certainty that the capital city has been weird recently, maybe she knows something about it... Could it be that she also eats from the underworld?

Shi Xuan: "Some time ago, the Juehui bell in the western town suddenly rang! It is said that it was caused by ghosts, and the paper was sent to the gate of the police station overnight, so the eminent monk in the temple knocked on it. The big clock is calmed down. But this year's fortune is not good, and it can only be completely calmed down if it is knocked [-] times according to the old rules. However, these are all cultural relics. Can you live?"

Lan He: "..."

Why is this incident so familiar... It seems that Shi Xuanchun heard it from hearsay, and even the timeline was messed up, so he just said calmly: "Which half-immortal did you listen to, there are such rumors in the circle every year."

In this circle, there are also many superstitious people, each offering their own gods, and there are all kinds of sects.Lan He has been in the industry for several years, among other things, he has learned a lot about the types of magic sticks.From the more popular monks, Taoist priests, priests, horse celestial beings, Gu Dao, etc., to the lesser-known Mongolian witch Wu Degen, the Juemu of the Monba tribe, and the gentleman of Guangdong... There are too many.

But even if there are ghosts and ghosts, you can't mess up your own position, otherwise the lower your courage, the easier it is to get caught.

"It happens every year, but there has never been a year when the bell in Juehui Temple rang for no reason during the New Year's Day. I heard that a new town may be selected, and I don't know what it will be. "Shi Xuan said awkwardly.

This is possible, the young girl seems to be busy with similar things, it is estimated that people in the metaphysics circle know about it and it is not surprising that it leaked out.He said nonchalantly: "If it really has something to do with some high-ranking official, then they must have gone to ring the bell to pray for blessings." In fact, the sound of the bell was to guide Song Futan.

At this time Zhang Qingyou came in, heard half of it, smiled and said: "Shi Xuan is talking about the theory of the year of disaster again, didn't the newspapers refute the rumors, the ringing of the bell was caused by the inspection and maintenance of the temple, the police The bureau's paper tie was recovered by the owner, and it was left at the door to be picked up..."

Lan He thought to himself, I didn't watch the news, even I didn't know the truth!I am careless, I should read more newspapers in the future to understand how people explain it in time!

Shi Xuan: "Yes, but who stole the paper tie? Isn't that strange!"

"The world is full of wonders," Zhang Qinghuang said, "Anyway, you're just saying it, I've heard that Lan He firmly doesn't believe in ghosts and gods. Before the film and television base group, the very evil things didn't scare him. "

The circle is only that big. Zhang Qinghuang also heard from other people in the film and television base at that time. After all, it was the inkstone made of the tombstone that Lan He and Chen Xingyang discovered at the time. Lan He was not afraid of such a weird thing. When it comes to this mutual acquaintance, it is inevitable to mention it.

Shi Xuan resentfully said: "Okay."

These days they were shooting on location. They got up early and put on their makeup before going out in the car. It was only five o'clock at this time, and the sky was dawning.

Several young actors made an appointment to sit in the same commercial vehicle. When it was just started, Zhang Qingyou suddenly saw something passing by outside the car, and quickly stopped the driver: "Wait! Master, don't start it yet! "

He had good eyesight, got up and took a look: "I seem to see some small animal running under the car, don't press the stray cat."

"Oh, is there a cat? Don't open it, master." Shi Xuan had a cat at home, and felt distressed at the time, "Wait a minute, I'll drive the cat away."

At this time, the other cars of the production crew started and drove away. The master could not save face for the female lead, so he could only softly remind him: "Then trouble quickly, or you will be left behind."

Shi Xuan got out of the car with her assistant, and within a few seconds, she heard her yell, "Ah!!"

Both of them were girls, Lan He sat near the door and jumped down immediately, "What's wrong?"

Zhang Qinghuang also poked her head, "What?"

Shi Xuan was still in shock, covering her mouth, "I thought it was a cat, I squatted down to have a look, what is it... oh my god, what a big hedgehog, at first glance from so close, it scared me to death."

hedgehog?Lan He squatted down and took a look. There was indeed a large, light brown thorn ball lying motionless under the car.

Shi Xuan took another look, her face was a little paler, but she couldn't see it even with makeup on, she could only hear her voice tense, "Why is it, this posture..."

Generally, the timid and quiet hedgehog was disturbed, so the thorns were exposed all over his body anyway. Fortunately, he lay on his back with his belly exposed.Shi Xuan had just finished talking about the strange things in the capital, and the shadow in his heart was still there, so he couldn't help but think too much.

If Zhang Qinghuang had yelled later, the wheel would have crushed it, and it was not far away from the wheel. I dare not imagine that situation.

Lan He: "Hedgehogs naturally like dark places. Get in the car first, and I'll get a stick to get it away. Hedgehogs have a lot of germs on them."

Shi Xuan stepped back and got into the car, "Be careful."

The driver poked his head. He was in a hurry to leave. When he heard it was a hedgehog, he immediately said, "Then get rid of it quickly. Don't get hurt. Hedgehogs are intelligent."

Shi Xuan also turned her head, and stopped talking.

"Right now." Lan He found a stick, poked the hedgehog, and forced it away. The hedgehog seemed to be frightened, and it took a long time before he dared to move, and ran to the corner of the wall along the shadows.

As soon as Lan He got into the car, the driver quickly started to catch up with the other vehicles of the crew.

When Lan He was seated, Shi Xuan said nervously: "I remembered my mother said that the hedgehog is a white fairy, God of Wealth, Xi Jing, and you can't disturb it casually. It's so big... It's okay if we drive it away .”

Lan He almost forgot that the hedgehog was Baimen.It's all because Hu and Huang's schools are too famous, and this Baixian's reputation is really not obvious, not even comparable to Changxian who is ranked last.

He didn't see that the hedgehog looked like a human being, but after living for a long time, it might be a bit spiritual. "We were also afraid of crushing him, and I made it go away. It's okay."

Shi Xuan worried for a while, and when she got busy after work started, she also forgot all the non-white immortality.

……

In the evening, everyone continued to go back in the same car, but because they were all too tired, they were not interested in talking, so they closed their eyes and took a nap.The driver also wiped his face with cold water. Driving at night is the most exhausting task. He stared at the road ahead, thinking that luckily he will arrive soon.

Lan He was sitting in the passenger seat this time, and suddenly shouted: "Stop! What is that?"

The driver shuddered at the sound of a stop, and saw a white thing jumping past. The strange thing is that the road is so wide, and this thing seemed to appear suddenly. He didn't notice it at all just now, and subconsciously slammed on the brakes.

They are also quite afraid of driving on the road, especially those animals with spirituality, such as cats and dogs, and even evil weasels and the like.Why did his eyes get lost all of a sudden? He went numb all of a sudden, so he stopped quickly and went down with the flashlight on.

The others were also woken up by the sudden brake, "What?"

"I seem to have encountered some kind of animal." Lan He also turned on the light of the phone. As soon as he got out of the car, he saw the driver staring at one place with a strange expression. In the darkness, only a little light hit his face, which turned out to be stiff and translucent. looking scared.

"What's wrong?" Lan He glanced in that direction.

I saw a big hedgehog hanging in front of the car, with bloodstains on it.Such a big hedgehog, I am afraid it is not often seen, right?

"Morning, morning, is it it?" The driver's voice was dry. He didn't get out of the car to look at it in the morning. He only heard that there was a big hedgehog. Now there is another one, which jumped out by itself. I didn't see it before!

I saw that it was already bleeding from the collision, and this time it turned over, you can see that a lot of thorns on its back have fallen off, and it looks very miserable.

Although it stopped in time and was not crushed, it still seemed to bump into a hedgehog.It's big among hedgehogs, but it can't stand a kiss from this steel beast.

"What are you talking about? Hedgehog?" Shi Xuan wanted to get out of the car, but was stopped by Lan He, otherwise she would have to scream when she saw it. She sat in the car and looked outside worriedly, "It can't be... the one in the morning hedgehog?"

Zhang Qingyou came down, and felt his scalp tingle after seeing it. Even though he had always been casual about it, he couldn't help but say: "I'll go...how could this happen, it's too wicked!!"

How come it's like sticking to them.

The driver wiped his face, trying to figure out why he couldn't see it, and shiveringly said: "Damn, there was a man in the convoy I used to drive at night, and he crushed a drunk weasel to death. Later, I spent money to find someone to do nothing. It's over, I have nightmares every day, I have lost my job, and I have been sick for a long time. God, how could this happen, and I escaped a catastrophe in the morning... I still ran into it! Life is too bad!"

——As if destined, should they be unlucky?

Lan He felt a little cold for a while, he thought of Hu 79.

I didn't see a human form from this hedgehog, but judging from its size and this encounter, it should still have spirituality.

Hu 79 was beaten, hated to the point of cutting off his tail, and vowed to take revenge.The hedgehog was hit by their car, so what kind of hate would it be?

At this moment, Lan He saw the hedgehog move, and slowly crawled up, "Hey, it's not dead."

The driver also fixed his eyes and looked happy, "It's really not dead." He was slightly relieved, "Fortunately, fortunately, it was called to stop at that time!"

It's good if you don't die, if you don't die, then you don't have a death feud, right?

Bai Xian, go back quickly, a few dishes, drink like this! !

Shi Xuan suddenly said: "It looks so badly injured, can it survive when it goes back?"

This sentence made everyone hesitate again, that's right, and they are all hurt like this, even if they didn't die, would they still hold grudges against us?

"Then heal it?"

That's what I said, but for a while, no one dared to move, just watched the hedgehog crawling towards the side of the road.

Everyone was really scared at the moment, no matter how weird it looked, how dare you touch it.

Lan He sighed secretly, and said, "It's very pitiful. After a wild hedgehog is injured, if it can't survive in the wild, let's take it for treatment."

other people:"……"

To be honest, they all called this Baixian in their hearts now, and Lan He's words about wild hedgehogs made them a little at a loss.

Lan He was also a little afraid that Bai Xian would hold grudges, so she was full of love at the time, went to find a paper box containing mineral water, and packed the hedgehog in an empty bottle, anyway, Bai Xian couldn't do anything if he was injured resist.

hedgehog:"……"

Everyone watched him assemble the hedgehog, but they didn't dare to think too much about it or start it. Shi Xuan looked at the phone: "Uh... there seems to be a pet hospital nearby, let me call and ask if it can treat exotic pets." .”

Lan He (on the surface) is for the sake of wild animals, while the others are thinking not to offend Bai Xian, what if they don't become popular in the future?Everyone was also like-minded, and forced the sleepy eyes to send the hedgehog to the pet hospital. There are doctors on duty 24 hours a day.

"Oh, is this wild? It's really badly injured, and it has lost a lot of thorns." The veterinarian looked at it. Generally, hedgehogs are raised now, either for food and not for treatment, or as pets, but basically They are all African miniature hedgehogs, which look different from this one.

"Yes, I accidentally bumped into it, please fix it." Lan He said.

Although the veterinarian hasn't watched their drama, it seems that he is thinking about whether he is an actor or a model, and he is quite caring. "Okay, I will show it. Why don't you give it a name, so I can write medical records."

The others, you look at me, I look at you, they don't dare to name Baixian, after all, they don't know much about it, so I don't know if it will violate any taboo.

And Lan He, who was fearless in everyone's eyes, naturally stepped forward: "Its thorns are gone, so let's call it Yiping."

Everyone: "..."

hedgehog:"………………"

The veterinarian turned the hedgehog over and saw that there was a small protrusion underneath. He laughed: "Yiping is still a male hedgehog."

He treated Yiping's wound and fed anti-inflammatory drugs, "The hedgehog's recovery ability is good, and it is also quite tenacious. Although the injury is a bit serious, it should be able to survive. But this thorn...is a bit strange, it is about the same size. Hedgehogs change thorns, that is, a small amount. Its area is a bit large, but it does not seem to be caused by lice. It may need further inspection to find out whether it is a disease. Are you willing to pay for it?"

Lan He: "It's so big, is it natural to be bald when you're old?"

hedgehog:"???"

After Lan He finished speaking, he quickly added, "I'm just guessing, just check."

"Haha, good." The vet saw that he was willing to spend money on the rescued animals, and asked again, "Do you need to buy an incubator and bring some cat litter back to make bedding?"

Lan He: "No, this cardboard box is pretty good, go back and get some sawdust for it, I see there is a construction site nearby."

Also the incubator, should I build a God of Wealth building? Lan He is a little sensitive to these things because of Hu 79.

The mood of the others gradually calmed down...

At the beginning, they were still terrified of Baixian, but now seeing Lan He's attitude towards wild animals, and the hedgehog being obediently changed, they all began to wonder if they had made a big deal out of a molehill.Looking back now, it might just be a coincidence, plus pure night vision.But the atmosphere at that time, the hedgehog that appeared for the second time on the road at night was really too bluffing.

Hedgehogs are not all white immortals. Only those four gates with extraordinary features will be considered as immortals.

Now under the incandescent light, the veterinarian was changing the medicine, and Lan He was reducing the treatment for the wounded, the ominous premonition that had been lingering in his heart seemed to have dissipated a lot.Think about it, even if Baixian has a spirit, they all brought it for treatment, and it should be fine.

Zhang Qingyou even began to regret wasting an hour of precious sleep time, why bother to come to the hospital, it would be nice to have a representative.

"The test results will be out tomorrow. You can leave your mobile phone number and I will let you know. Go back now."

"Thank you, doctor." Lan He covered the box, carried it back, and said nonchalantly, "Just put it in my room, and you can come anytime you want. When it recovers, everyone will go and release it together."

Unknowingly, this activity has changed from preventing the immortal from revenge to rescuing wild animals. Shi Xuan even took out an oil-based pen, drew a small figure on the box, and wrote: Yiping, come on!

Because Lan He came late this time, it was beneficial. She was singled out, and she lived in a standard room alone, so she didn't have to worry about her roommate's dissatisfaction.He put the hedgehog together with the cardboard box in the corner of the room, and put some food in for it, "Hey, come and eat."

hedgehog:"……"

Lan He was already extremely sleepy, so she quickly washed up and fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, Lan He vaguely heard coughing, someone's QQ was ringing... He turned over and continued to sleep soundly.

Only a few hours later, the alarm clock rang, and it was time to get up again. Lan He got up to wash up, and there was a knock on the door in the middle. When he opened it, it was Zhang Qingyang. He got up earlier and was already dressed, "Yi Where's Ping?"

"Inside." Lan He brushed her teeth and pointed.

"Let me tell you, after I went back last night, my assistant told me that his mother had caught a hedgehog before, but the hedgehog escaped. She wanted to catch it, but she heard a human cough! It was very clear and a little old. But it was pitch black there, and there was no one there. His mother was so frightened that she hurried back. The old man said that it was Bai Xian's voice, but Bai Xian has a good temperament, as long as he doesn't offend too much, it will be fine. "

Zhang Qingyou shared the legend she just heard, "I've never heard of a hedgehog barking, can it really sound like a human coughing? How similar? Did you hear any sound last night?"

"What, hedgehogs can still bark, I don't know, I slept very hard last night." Lan He said sleepily, "It's possible, I've seen birds that can imitate the sound of a chainsaw, nature is too Amazing."

Zhang Qingyou: "Oh..."

The superstitious atmosphere was gone again, so he didn't think much about it, and squatted beside the cardboard box to look, "Yiping?"

He saw the hedgehog quietly huddled in the corner, with his back turned to him, and he didn't know if it was an illusion, but he always felt that Yiping seemed hopeless, or that the hedgehog was too introverted.

……

Today is an outdoor shooting in an amusement park, where men and women mainly show their affection, they have to shoot from morning till night.

According to Wang Mao's arrangement, Lan He filmed the part of the crazy loop, and continued to show his professional skills as a part-time impermanence.

In the middle, he also received a call from the pet hospital, which said that the test results showed that there were indeed no parasites on Yiping's body, and there were no other lesions.

Humans didn't even study their own bodies clearly, let alone animals. Lan He had already determined that the white fairy should have some cultivation, so he just said that he continued to observe and died.

In the evening, when Zhang Qinghuang was filming a solo scene, Lan He was resting beside her. Shi Xuan's assistant came over and asked if she had seen her.

"Did you go to the bathroom? You don't even know where she is?" Lan He looked anxious to see the assistant.

The assistant said: "She said she wanted to find a good angle to take a picture, and when I turned my head, I didn't know where I went."

At night, there were no tourists in the amusement park, only the film crew was filming, and it was quite big here. Although Shi Xuan will no longer be in the scene later, she was afraid that Shi Xuan would get lost, and Shi Xuan's cell phone was still with her. , so it was not found at the moment.

The assistant is also a girl. Lan He got up and said, "It's filming now, and it's not easy to broadcast... Well, I'll help you look around, and you can look around here and ask."

The assistant didn't even say sorry, but he didn't expect Lan He to be such a gentleman.

In the huge amusement park, lights were on everywhere, but there was no one there, only the noise of the crew came from a distance, but the further you went, the less clear it became.

woohoo-

A gloomy wind blows.

Lan He sniffled, feeling that the Yin Feng was a bit familiar: "No way?"

As soon as he turned his head, a dead face hung behind him, his heart stopped beating in fright, it was indeed Lao Bai.

Lao Bai smiled sinisterly: "I'm working on a case, so I happened to meet you, Xiao Lai, it seems that this is destined by God..."

"I came out to film, and I didn't bring Yuanbao." Lan He looked at him suspiciously, "Handling a case? Didn't you take this opportunity to ask me for money?"

Lao Bai: "I want to ask you for money, but I still need to take this opportunity?"

Lan He: "...I'm sorry."

I was wrong, I questioned the degree of your unfilial piety.

Old Bai Diaoer said honestly: "Then what should I do if I don't have money?"

"What's none of my business? You didn't have any money to take this trip, did you?? Don't look at me," Lan He groped all over her body blackly, but found a piece of paper, and folded an ingot with her hands. It's also meat, Lao Bai immediately took it, and made a very unfilial voice, "Tsk tsk tsk..."

Lan He: "Then you finish the case and go to my hotel... No, you can't go to my hotel. A white fairy lives in my room now."

"Huh?" Old Bai sized him up, "You rejected Hu Xian, why did you accept only Bai Xian?"

Lan He: "It was an accident, I bumped into it accidentally." He told Lao Bai what happened in the past two days, how did he meet that Bai Xian, and he pretended he didn't know anything and was admitted for treatment.

Lao Bai's dead face was twisted into a ball with a smile, "Let me ask you, how big and heavy is your car?"

Lan He: "Uh... It's just an ordinary business car, and it's full."

Lao Bai: "Well, then you have indeed saved this hedgehog—do you know Baimen's cultivation method?"

Seeing his appearance, Lan He suddenly felt something was wrong: "What do you mean?"

Laobai smiled and said: "It's no wonder you didn't expect it. The White Gate is the least spiritual among the four gates, and it is the least easy to get the Tao. They are usually quiet and very timid. They just hide and practice. You know that. Thorns are defensive, very passive.

"Baixian's practice method is also very special. Every once in a while, he will find a rut and lie down, and wait for the car to press him. If there is nothing wrong with the pressure, this test will pass. If you pass three tests in this way, you will have a good time." Once you have practiced Taoism, you have officially become a fairy family, and you have a human form. I am afraid that the one you met was relatively diligent, and you didn’t look for ruts, you just looked for a car.”

No wonder, Lan He suddenly realized why the hedgehog was lying on the bottom of the car for the first time, and then slammed into him on his own initiative. They thought they were drinking too much. Who would have thought that they were looking for death: "...so negative? No, what if Is there something wrong? Is all previous work wasted?"

Lao Bai looked at him strangely: "It can also be said that most of them died directly."

Lan He: "..."

This is really no different from courting death, Baimen, it's so mournful and negative!

"That, isn't it, is there no trick at all?"

See how Hu 79 and the others take good care of their inner alchemy, and they will think of various ways to avoid disaster.

Lao Bai thought for a long time, and then said: "No. Besides, aren't the carts now made of iron? They are big and heavy, no more than the wooden carts in the past, so the number of Baixians who have attained the Tao has been less in the past hundred years. And This thing has a bad brain and eyesight, and some white immortals don't know what to think, lie down on the high-speed rail, click it, and die completely."

He covered his mouth and said in a low voice: "So we secretly manage the white gate and call it the mourning gate."

Lan He: "..."

...It's too inflexible, looking for a high-speed rail to cross the catastrophe, how much life can you survive.No wonder, he said how there are far fewer modern legends about Baixian than the other four gates.

Lao Bai: "So, all the spines of the hedgehog you picked up have fallen off. You must have cultivated to a certain level, and you can't procrastinate, so you have to go to death... No, you have to go to Jiedu. It's fate. I fell in love with your car. First time, looking for pressure. If you say it was unlucky, it really didn't die, otherwise, given the size of your car, it would definitely die. But if you say it was lucky, it hit it again... Even if it is injured, it is not considered a pass. Hehe, you have to press it over, it doesn’t count if you hit it.”

Lan He sighed, "So strict?"

He thought it was considered passing the border, but it turned out that it was not counted, so it would be a waste of injury.

It is not easy for animals to cultivate, and Baixian is the most difficult of the four gates. Lan He said: "Fine, anyway, I will continue to pretend that I don't know, wait for it to recover from its injuries, and see if I can recommend a lighter one without showing any traces." The car...Bai Xian is a bit unbearable, do you think toy cars count? What about bumper cars?"

Lao Bai: "??"

Lao Bai was dumbfounded: "This, I really don't know."

Lan He: "Oh, anyway, I'll try it out when I get a chance."

Tossing the ingot, Lao Bai always suspected that his incense would be divided, so he said sourly: "It's Hu Xian and Bai Xian again, you are quite caring..."

Lan He sighed: "I can't help it, I'm always too soft-hearted to be a father and give money and incense."

Lao Bai pinched the ingot: "???"

The author has something to say: Hedgehog: _(:з)∠)_