After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

Lao Bai: "Come on, I know there is something in your words...!"

Lan He said blankly, "Ah? What?"

Lao Bai looked at it for a while, but there was no flaw at all, and immediately cursed: "You actor!!"

Lan He: "Will you still go to my hotel later?"

Lao Bai: "Oh, go."

He even stuffed that ingot that was suddenly filled with hot fatherly love into his arms. Would he give up if he was treated as a son? It's ridiculous.

Lan He asked him, "Aren't you here to handle a case? What case?"

"Yeah, a dead ghost has slipped away." Lao Bai looked around and said depressedly, "It was also a moment of negligence. I chased here all the way, but there was no sign."

Normally, when a ghost is passed through by a person, its body will become blurred for a moment, and it will take a while to recondense.This amusement park is now empty except for a small area where the crew is located, but it is the most suitable place to live nearby.

Lan He became suspicious, "Last time you told me that the rate of losing ghosts in Dongyue Yin Division is much lower than that in Yin Cao Difu... Is the knot of impermanence useful? Did you brag to me?"

He also learned the knot of impermanence, so it's not in vain.

Lao Bai's face turned blue immediately, and he pricked his neck to defend: "Then can there be a lie, this time, this time is just an accident, that damn ghost, who came here with a different surname!"

Lan He saw that his neck was getting longer and longer, and was frightened for a moment: "Can you talk about it carefully, what is life and death with different surnames?"

Lao Bai: "Today, that damn ghost, Yao Shengming was still written on my document, but when he arrived at the house, he pointed to his ID card and told me that Yao Shengming is what you want to arrest. What does it have to do with me, Chu Shengming! I Seeing that it was true, and it wasn't a fake certificate, I thought I had gone the wrong way, and after searching for a long time, his soul was gone when I turned around, and then I realized that it turned out that he was born and died with different surnames!

"Some people have different surnames on their ID cards when they are alive and on their tombstones when they are dead. It has been like this for many generations, but our life and death books are based on death, and sometimes they are not updated in time, or there are omissions... I quickly check After some investigation, the reason why this family lived and died with different surnames is that a few generations ago, a daughter-in-law of the Chu family remarried to the Yao family after her husband died, and the children born in the Chu family were also brought to the Yao family. Many, both Chu and Yao want to fight, so since he started, the offspring have different surnames in life and death, surnamed Chu when alive, and Yao when dead.

"Tell me, can I be blamed for such a thing? Even if it was Yan San, he would be caught blind too!"

Lan He didn't expect such a custom to exist, "It's hard for you, it hasn't been updated for several generations, and the paperwork is too slow. Speaking of which, I also want to find someone, why don't we work together?"

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"Why can't I go up here..." Shi Xuan was carrying a SLR camera on her back, mumbling in her mouth, she wanted to find a higher place to take pictures, the amusement park was lit up at night, it was very beautiful, and because it was rented to the crew , it's late again now, it's empty, there are no tourists, it doesn't have a taste.

Shi Xuan felt that he was very close to the shooting location, just crossed a street and turned a corner, so he was not worried.

Because it is in an amusement park, most of the buildings are in warm and lovely colors, mainly pink yellow, pink blue, and pink. The shops on the street are themed on fairy tales, and toys and dolls are placed in the windows.It's just that at night, there is only a dim light shining on them, so looking at them, they look extraordinarily lonely.

At this time, there was a relaxing music faintly coming from the front. As it approached, it became louder and louder. It was a song in a foreign language. The sweet female voice seemed to match the amusement park.

"Hey..." Shi Xuan rubbed her arms, she didn't want to find the source of the sound at all, she just thought the movement was weird.As long as you listen to a few ghost stories, you will know, don't join in the fun.

"No, no more." Shi Xuan didn't even dare to call out the photos she took to look at them again, so she simply put the camera back in the camera bag, carried it back and walked back.

But when she turned around, she was a little confused. This is where she came from?Why doesn't it look like it, is it the angle?

I don't know if Shi Xuan thinks too much. Looking at the dolls in the roadside window, I always feel that I am being watched. Their empty eyes and smiles make Shi Xuan uneasy.

...It must be because of the light, who is going to give a background light, it doesn't look like a horror movie!

Shi Xuan comforted herself from the bottom of her heart, and walked back while looking uncertainly. She remembered that as long as she walked through this street and turned a corner, she should be able to see the crew.

Turning the corner, it is a deserted merry-go-round, standing quietly under the lights.

"..." Shi Xuan shivered, how could this happen?

Lost, but such a simple path, how could she remember it wrong?He clearly remembered that he was only one street or so away.

Shi Xuan took two steps back, turned around, returned to the intersection, and turned in the other direction with an ugly face.Just after turning a corner, there is a row of claw machines in front of me, playing relaxing and lovely foreign songs.

It was the voice she vaguely heard on the other side of the road just now, but she chose to go back at that time.

But now...

Here, there is also a row of claw machines that are also activated?

Previously, the amusement park gave her the feeling that there were no tourists, only the voices of the crew were faintly heard, it was quiet amidst the noise, and the photos under the lights were beautiful.Now, at some point, the voice of the production crew can no longer be heard. The background music of the claw machine with poor sound quality and loud volume reverberates in the paradise where the night wind is whistling. Even the cute doll statues on the side of the road make Shi Xuan afraid .

Shi Xuan immediately touched her pocket, but she was wearing a costume now and did not bring a mobile phone.She squeezed the camera strap tightly, wanting to cry, a big hedgehog can scare her enough, not to mention this suspected ghost hitting a wall.

In addition to being afraid, Shi Xuan is also a little bit wronged. For a person as attentive as her, she doesn't talk about ghost words, doesn't play with dish fairy and pen fairy, doesn't mess with curious and strange movements, doesn't dare to stay too far away from the crowd, and sometimes goes to Taoist temples Praying for blessings...why does this happen to me!

It is said that ghosts are [-]% afraid of people, and humans are [-]% afraid of ghosts. Even more fierce people, ghosts dare not approach, so they have to make some mysteries to scare people, so that people will confuse themselves first.

At any rate, she had heard many legends. Thinking about this theory, Shi Xuan began to gasp for breath, tried to calm down, and thought about what to do, should she... yell at the brat?

But when she opened her mouth tremblingly, she realized that she understood the truth. When she really tried to do it, her whole body went limp. The roar she imagined didn't come out, only a meowing voice, and she couldn't even open her mouth completely. open.

If this is scolded, it is estimated that even children will not be frightened.

"...Bah!" Shi Xuan stretched out her head and spit forward, trying to express her momentum, and then rushed forward sullenly.

The loud and brisk music lingered in my ears, as if it couldn't go away.Shi Xuan rushed until her legs were sore, and when she looked up, there was still a row of claw machines in front of her, and the surrounding buildings were still very unfamiliar to her, and the crew did not know where they were.

The dolls in the claw machine seemed to be staring at her, showing innocent smiles, and the things that were usually considered cute only made people crazy at this time. With tears in her eyes, Shi Xuan kicked one of the claw machines. , broke out: "Go to hell!"

The claw machine shook, and one of the panda dolls jumped up, as if lying on the wall of the machine, obviously without any point of strength, staring at her with dark circles through the glass.

Then, it began to beat the glass, once, twice, and cracks appeared in the glass.

"Ah!!" Shi Xuan didn't have the courage to be tough anymore. She turned her head and wanted to run wildly, but bumped into a person. She closed her eyes and screamed like being scalded by boiling water, waving her limbs, and the frogs danced wildly, " Ahhhh!!"

"Shi Xuan?"

"..." Shi Xuan's cry came to an abrupt end.

She opened her eyes, and saw Lan He's face, who was looking at her suspiciously, "Where did you go to take pictures, the assistant is looking for you, why... are you playing with a crane machine here?"

Shi Xuan flicked it immediately, grabbed the corner of Lan He's clothes, closed her eyes again and said, "Go, go!!"

Seeing her close her eyes, Lan He turned her head to look in the direction of the claw machine - Lao Bai was getting into the claw machine and beating a doll, when a ghost jumped out of it, it must be Yao Shengming with a different surname, he was so thin Like a skeleton, it stuck its face on the glass, opened its black mouth, and rushed straight at the living people outside.Because the action was too big, many dolls fell out of the claw machine and scattered all over the place.

Lan He: "What's wrong? There are so many dolls."

The ghost was still entangled with Lao Bai, and when he heard this, he opened his mouth wide again to the living, and his eyes were bleeding.

Shi Xuan tugged at him brokenly: "Don't ask, don't ask, let's go!"

Lan He: "You don't want your doll anymore?"

Shi Xuan: "Then I dare to ask for it?!"

Lao Bai had already restrained the ghost, and he glanced at Lan He unwillingly. He didn't know how there could be such a bold person. He made such a big noise, but he was immediately pulled away by Lao Bai, tied Unable to tie the knot, he said complacently: "It's really a cowardice, a famous matchmaker who dares to play tricks with Master Bai, I will send you to the underworld!"

Lan He patted Shi Xuan's shoulder, "What are you talking about, open your eyes and have a look."

"That's not..." Shi Xuan opened her eyes anxiously, only to find more than a dozen panda dolls lying on the ground, I don't know if it includes the one that smashed the glass at her, but when it comes to the glass... looking at it now, it is actually intact It was unharmed, she froze for a while, and felt even more chilly.

Before she could react, Lan He had already walked over, picked up all the dolls, and hugged the panda in her arms, "You are so powerful, you have caught so many, you still don't want it. Let's go."

Shi Xuan: "..."

In the end what happened?

Lan He's calmness affected Shi Xuan again, her lips moved, although she was sure that what happened to her just now was not a fantasy, but she decided not to say it at least now, maybe following the courageous Lan He, everything would be fine.

Shi Xuan and Lan He were walking on the way back, there was no one around, Shi Xuan was still quite scared, her hand was holding onto Lan He's clothes, and she moved forward slowly, trying to grab his hand.

Lao Bai also grabbed a ghost and floated beside Lan He. He wanted to talk to Lan He, and because it was inconvenient for Yao Shengming to know Lan He's identity, he deliberately stuck out a large part of his tongue. As soon as I put it on, I got some saliva, "Snap!" The ghost's eyes, ears and mouth were covered with one click.

Lan He felt nauseous: "Hey..."

Shi Xuan froze: "?"

Like a frightened bird, she withdrew her hand and cried, "I'm sorry..."

Lan He: "..."

Lan He also had an upset stomach, otherwise he would be able to hold it back. He was even more embarrassed than Shi Xuan: "No...it's okay, it's okay!"

Shi Xuan grabbed the corner of her clothes again, "No need to explain, I'm really sorry! Brother, I'm just scared, there's no other meaning, it's nothing... Can I just grab here?"

Lan He: "..."

He didn't know what to say anymore, so he simply shut up.

It's too quiet here, Shi Xuan couldn't help but keep talking, but naturally changed the subject: "I don't know what happened to Yiping, I heard that wild hedgehogs can't be kept in captivity, otherwise they will die easily."

Lao Bai said triumphantly: "See, it's tied up this time, and there is absolutely no escape."

Lan He: "Huh?"

Shi Xuan: "Well, I found out. But if Yiping is injured too badly, it may be more dangerous to put it back."

Lao Bai: "Of course! Sure!"

Lan He: "Oh—"

Shi Xuan: "But I heard that Baixian cannot be raised at home..."

Lao Bai: "Like the trick I just hooked his head, Yan San begged me for a long time, but I refused to teach him. It is also a unique skill."

Lan He: "I've never heard of it!"

He dealt with the two at the same time like this, and made fun of them all the way, until the group of busy people from the production team appeared in front of him.

"Come out!" Shi Xuan was about to shed tears, and never felt that this picture representing overtime was so cute.

"Well, the doll for you?" Lan He stretched out his hand.

"Don't!" Shi Xuan almost screamed, she felt that she would be in the shadow of the claw machine from now on, "You don't want it either, just now...that..."

Because it was still night, Shi Xuan was too shy to speak out about what had happened.

"Why, don't give it to me." Lan He said indifferently, "I'll take it back and play with Yiping as a cushion. It's quite soft. Didn't you say that Yiping is evil before, fighting poison with poison, look at Yiping and Which one is more poisonous?"

Shi Xuan: "Huh? It's okay..."

Lan He piled all the dolls on the stool, Lao Bai didn't leave immediately, but floated beside him, watching how they worked curiously for a while, "Why can you sit here?"

Because Lan He's role tonight is basically over, and I'm just waiting here to see if there's anything I want to make up. The confused male third is not as busy as the protagonist."

Lao Bai immediately said: "Then you might as well do impermanence full-time. I think with your ability, you can definitely triple jump."

Lan He was unmoved, "It's time for you to go back and report back. It hasn't been a lot of chaos recently. Be careful that you will be robbed on the road."

Lao Bai groaned, "I must take a breath, I'm very tired."

At this time, a butterfly floated from the sky, and when Lan He got close, he realized that it was not a butterfly, but paper ashes.

Lao Bai squeezed it in his hands and rubbed it a few times, and the paper gray butterfly turned into a white note in his hand. After Lao Bai looked at it, the dead man's face turned blue, "No, something happened to Yan San."

"What happened to Brother Yan?"

Lao Bai said anxiously: "He just said 'Save the ghosts', and he was at the Juehui Temple, and he didn't know what danger he was in. I'm going to look for him, can you come with me now that you're free?"

Lao Bai was very talkative after taking the money, and now he asked for help, which is understandable, Yan San was so anxious to ask for help that he didn't say anything, Lan He only hesitated for a moment and said: "You go first, I will Find a place to die and come."

Lao Bai: "..... Good!"

……

Lan He went to Wang Mao, confirmed with him that there was no place for her, and said that her stomach was not feeling well, and she wanted to find a place to rest, and Wang Mao quickly agreed.

Originally wanted to get in the crew's car, thinking about fear of scaring the crew, Lan He directly found an empty storage room in the amusement park, sat on the ground, his soul left his body, and then went to Juehui Temple.

From a long distance, Lan He saw a group of ghosts gathering and two red lanterns floating in the sky.

Taking a closer look, Yan San's slender eyes were full of tears, but the hat on his head was missing, sitting on the ground very depressed.

Laobai is interrogating the ghosts... Besides, Song Futan is also there. He is standing beside him leading a lame donkey. The wall looks quite artistic.

Lan He was stunned, "What's the matter, why is Xiao Song here?"

"You're here." Yan San cried and said, "Thanks to Xiao Song for helping me today."

Lan He wondered why the word "enthusiasm" had something to do with Xiao Song. He must have been more annoyed by ghosts than himself.

Song Futan: "I didn't..."

Yan San: "I'm here to pick up the soul today. I don't know who came here. While I'm too busy, he will fight and rob me, and I will run away, run away... I just happened to see your broken donkey. , I recognized it at a glance. At that time, I asked for help and tried to escape on a donkey. Who knew that the donkey was lame. Fortunately, the guy who led the donkey came to help me. But my official hat was still taken away , and are now looking for clues."

Song Futan: "No..."

Yan San: "Thank you!"

"..." Song Futan simply turned to Lan He, and said simply, "On my way back to my soul, he snatched my donkey away, so I went to bring it back."

"Almost," Yan San said, "that guy slipped away because he was afraid of the Buddha's light on his body. Thank you, as expected of Xiao Lai's friend, very enthusiastic. I'm still staying here to recall the clues together."

Song Futan: "..."

... He stayed because he saw Xiao Lai's partner appearing, maybe Xiao Lai would appear too.

Lan He suppressed a smile and said, "Thank you very much. This is my colleague. You have met him once from a distance."

Seeing that he smiled, Song Futan was not so speechless, and quickly accepted, "Well, it's nothing."

"Why did you even snatch the errand? What's the situation now? Have you found any clues?" Lan He asked, "And that hat..."

Because Song Futan was present, he only spoke half of it.

Lao Bai said depressedly: "No, I can't see everything clearly, and now I don't even know if that guy is a human or a ghost. If the official hat of our shackles is worn by a living person, he can hide his body, like a half-ghost. There used to be Ordinary Taoists can't break the law if they take the official hat by mistake and take advantage of it."

Lan He is an impermanent part-timer, and he didn't know that the official hat had such an effect, but it was a bit logical when he thought about it. He thought about it and said, "Let me smell it, if there is any clue."

Lan He burned Hu 79's nails, and immediately had the sense of smell of Hu Xian. Of course, that hand also turned into plush claws.

Song Futan stared in surprise.

Lao Bai also said "Hey", "This, it doesn't look like Miss Hu's!"

Lan He raised his right hand embarrassingly, and showed it: "It belongs to Miss Hu 79."

Lao Bai muttered: "Where did I meet another 79..."

——There are many Humen disciples, and he doesn't know all of them.

Song Futan had come into contact with a hat-snatcher before, so Lan He first sniffed the back of the donkey, and then sniffed his slender fingertips, "Did you touch it here?"

Song Futan saw him lowering his head and getting close to his hand, the icy breath came, his fingers turned up uncontrollably, passing through his mask as if nothing seemed to touch his slightly upturned nose, faintly cool, whispered : "... is behind."

The guy who robbed Yan San ran into Wo Yu'er hanging behind him, and fled away as if he was burned.

"Oh." Lan He walked around behind him, lowered her head and sniffed again, a few strands of hair brushed the back of his neck, and then her eyes widened a little, "This, it seems... the smell of a weasel."

As soon as weasel was mentioned, he thought of Hu 79 again, and couldn't help saying: "What's wrong with the Yellow Gate, Miss Hu 79 was robbed by a weasel a few days ago."

"Weasel?" Yan San didn't do anything, but Lao Bai's expression changed, "A weasel again?!"

"What's the matter? What is another ah."

Lao Bai said angrily: "You still don't know, the eldest girl has also received reports in the past few days, several cases of looting money, food and incense, and injuring Xian's family, the clues all vaguely point to the Huangmen. , I didn't care about it, I didn't expect it to get worse, and now I'm doing something to the Yincha. Is the Huangmen trying to take advantage of the chaos to make a fortune? I really don't know what to do!"

Hu 79 was too embarrassed to file a complaint, but she didn't know that she was not the only victim.It turns out that it is neither human nor ghost, but also a weasel.

After hearing this, Yan San said: "If this matter is related to the Four Great Gates of the Immortal Family, I have a direction to investigate, and it is best to join hands with Miss Hu."

Moreover, it sounds like this Huang Pizi is insane, and if his own people are robbing him, then there is no need to worry about the protection of the Miaogan Mountain.

"I should have told her that I know, why don't you light a night incense and invite the eldest girl to come over and talk about it." Lao Bai took out the Lanhe brand incense that he had treasured, and invited Miss Hu to burn the incense.

Miss Hu didn't come here for a while, Lan He took the opportunity to raise her paw and asked Song Futan: "Are you feeling uncomfortable? Let me rub it for you. This is a gift from Hu Xian, it can cure diseases."

Nail burns are all burned, don't just smell it, it's not a waste.

Song Futan saw him holding up his paw, and began to suspect that he was really in a dream this time, but how could he have such a dream?I didn't think it was cute before, I just wanted to sprinkle the fluff with insect repellant when I saw it, and put it on Xiao Lai, but...

The fireworks drifted away along the sky, towards the direction of Miaogan Mountain.

At this time, the arrival of Miss Hu made Song Futan confirm that it should not be a dream.

But before he had time to say anything, Lan He had already put his hands behind his back and hid his paws.

Hu Da girl stepped on the curling fireworks and arrived late.

"Hey, why is it so lively?" Miss Hu covered her mouth and smiled when she saw the scene, but Lan He could tell that her eyes were a little tired, it seemed that she was too busy these days, "The master is here... ..."

As she spoke, her footsteps suddenly slowed down, she stopped in front of Lan He, and licked her lips, "Does it smell like thorn balls?"

"Hi girl, I rescued the Baixian." Lan He greeted, and quickly changed the topic, "I still want to ask you, how can you tell if a Baixian is kind-hearted and worthy of pressure..."

"Wait a minute," Miss Hu frowned, she sniffled again, and when she smelled it carefully, she suddenly flew into a rage, and roared fox-headedly, "No, you have other ones, tell me which one is it?" Little vixen!!"

Lan He: "..."

Although... At this time, I should probably say, listen to me explain? ?

The author has something to say: Hu 79, danger!

Big Girl: My younger sister can do it, and my older sister can even do it!

Song Futan: hello? ? ?

Too many people have asked, I want to humbly explain Yiping's stalk! In "Deep Love and Rain", Yiping said when she jumped off the bridge that my thorn is there, I can't find my thorn.She is a hedgehog who loves to pluck thorns... After the explanation, I suddenly felt that it was not funny at all, woo, shed tears