After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

As soon as the elevator door opened, Chen Xingyu was already standing outside with Miaomiao in his arms.

His house was actually playing the version of "Little Donkey" recorded by Lan He on the stereo, resounding throughout the house, Chen Xingyu teased Miaomiao: "Oh, crybaby, look who is here?"

As soon as Miaomiao saw Lan He, she giggled and stretched out her two fat hands.

"Sister." Lan He greeted and took Miaomiao, "Well, it seems to be a little heavier!"

"No, I always feel that he changes every day. Lan He, come here, I've made soup for you, drink a bowl first." Chen Xingyu filled the soup for him, "The oil has been skimmed."

Lan He thanked her and drank the soup.

The matchbox in the pocket moved and was pushed open. A puff of smoke came out of it and turned into Hu 79's head. Her saliva was about to flow out. I don't know if it was from Chen Xingyu or Tang. .

Lan He was unmoved and continued to drink heavily.

Hu 79 floated half of his body out, turned sideways to face Lan He, and wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth - it seemed that the soup was poured, and Chen Xingyu could not be seen from this angle.

She touched her injured leg exaggeratedly, and took out the half of the tail that she had cut off...

It was only then that Lan He realized that she still kept the severed tail, the blood had dried up, and she was holding it in her hand. Maybe Hu 79 felt that she was selling miserably, but humans only found it weird and scary when they saw it.

Lan He quickly pretended to stretch his arms, beat her away, and drank the last bit of soup.

Hu 79: "..."

"Are you going to join the group again in a few days?" Chen Xingyu asked with concern, "I'm going to be tired again, I must take good care of my body, or should I shoot in the capital?"

If yes, they can still visit classes.

Lan He nodded, "Yes, directed by Wang Mao."

"Director Wang Mao is also very good. He is very good at admiring actors and is willing to teach them. We must learn more from him, be open-minded and work hard." Chen Xingyu said earnestly.

They are colleagues, and Chen Xingyu is still a senior, so they naturally have common topics, not to mention that Chen Xingyu is showing kindness, and Lan He also took the opportunity to ask a few questions.

After lunch, the weather was fine and the sun was warm, so they discussed taking Miaomiao down for a walk

Lao Lin pushed the stroller, Lan He hugged Miaomiao, and the three of them walked in the community, feeling refreshed when the breeze blew.

When I arrived at the amusement facilities in the community, maybe because it was still lunch time, there were no children playing here. There was only one little girl, who looked about three years old, and the nanny played with the sand. Her father sat beside her with a With a bowl of rice.

"Da Qin?" Chen Xingyu greeted.

There are many colleagues in this community. This is also an actor in the industry, Qin Yunfeng. He mainly shoots TV dramas. There are many dramas and has a considerable audience. His wife is also a well-known actress.

The couple had more than 30 children. After having children, they have staggered filming time for the past two years, and at least one of them stayed at home with the children.During this time, his wife was on the set.

"Hey, Xingyu, Lao Lin." Qin Yunfeng saw them, his vicissitudes of eyes became more flexible, "Would you like to bring Miaomiao out to play?"

"Yeah, I just finished eating, with our younger brother." Lao Lin introduced them.

Lan He took the initiative to reach out his hand. He hadn't missed Qin Yunfeng's works and studied: "Teacher Qin."

Qin Yunfeng shook hands with Lan He, "Hello, hello, I saw it on Xingyu Weibo, haha." He turned to his daughter again, "Lu Bao, look, brother Miaomiao has finished eating, why don't you Do not eat?"

"Why, the little princess has a temper and doesn't like to eat?" Lao Lin joked.Qin Yunfeng's daughter was not afraid of him at all. He said here, but her daughter turned a deaf ear to him.

Lan He sighed in his heart, although Qin Yunfeng was very aura in the drama, there was no way to take his daughter in reality.

Qin Yunfeng said bitterly: "I don't like to eat these days, and today I also played like crazy. I only ate a few mouthfuls. It's fierce and fierce... I plan to take it to the doctor and ask if it is indigestion."

Hearing the familiar words, his daughter, nicknamed Lu Bao, immediately turned her head and vomited twice. Most children don't like to see a doctor, after all, it means injections and medicines.

Qin Yunfeng suddenly looked at Lan He: "I said, Lao Lin, isn't your younger brother quite capable of dealing with children?"

Lan He: "..."

Lao Lin laughed and said, "It's a child crying, why is this the same?"

"My daughter also likes handsome guys, can my younger brother persuade her?" Qin Yunfeng also suffered from a headache, thinking that his daughter would be easier to talk to his beautiful brothers and sisters.

"Uh...I'll try." Lan He thought why he still works as a kindergarten teacher, but it's hard to refuse the teacher he likes, so he had to hand Miaomiao to Chen Xingyu, and went to persuade Lu Bao, dryly Ask: "Children, are you hungry?"

Hu 79 got out again, looked at the little baby, his eyes lit up, even ignoring Lan He's warning eyes, he jumped out and walked around her twice.

Luckily, Lu Bao is already three years old, a child's eyes are clean and it is easy to see the yin, but the most dangerous thing is that before the age of three, the third eye is not closed, and she is very sensitive to yin, and now she is engrossed in playing, and she looks innocent. aware.

Lu Bao looked back at Lan He, he really didn't puff him, but he didn't show off his face either, he said while playing, "I'm not hungry, I'm full—"

"Hey, it's just bad digestion and abdominal distension!" Hu 79 jumped on his feet and said, "This is simple, come on, I'll rub it for her! Make her stand up so she can't touch her belly!"

She has already scooped up her sleeves, not knowing how aggressive she is.He could vaguely imagine how he actively rubbed Liu Chunyang's stomach back then.

Lan He saw that she was about to take her hand in, so she had to say to Lu Bao: "Okay, stand up and let me touch it to see if there is still food in my stomach, and if there is still food, let's not eat, okay?"

Lu Bao: "Then you have to hold my hand."

The other adults all laughed because of the childish words.

"Okay." Lan He took her hand and pulled her up, and rubbed her stomach twice. At the same time, Hu 79 stretched out his paws and rubbed her.

A hint of doubt appeared on Lu Bao's face, he lowered his head to stare at Lan He's hand, but didn't see anything, he just scratched his head.

"Well, there's no food, it's time to eat." Lan He said.

From everyone's point of view, what Lan He said was really simple and unpretentious, and even persuaded Lu Baoqi to rely on his face.

But, just after he finished speaking, Lu Bao actually touched his belly and said, "Yes, I'm really hungry, I need to eat."

Then he opened his mouth actively.

When the nanny saw it, she immediately snatched the bowl from Qin Yunfeng who was in a daze, and fed it to her.

Lu Bao ate one mouthful after another, eating very sweetly, attentively and quickly.This is even more strange, not to mention that she has lost her appetite in the past few days, but in the past, she would eat and play while eating, and it would take more than half an hour to eat a bowl of rice.

Qin Yunfeng was dumbfounded.

Hu 79 also held up his hairy paw and boasted triumphantly: "Not to mention the treatment, I have seen many children. In the past, the younger generations of the Yang family grew up safely because of my protection. I and You said, my furnace medicine is more effective, if you are a fairy..."

Lan He directly blocked the salesmanship behind her, as if she couldn't see Hu Xian like everyone else, and looked directly over her head.

"Brother, you are amazing!" Qin Yunfeng said excitedly, and stretched out his hand, "You, how did you do this? After rubbing twice, you will have an appetite? I also heard from the doctor that rubbing her stomach is okay. It helps digestion, relieves constipation, etc., how come the effect is not so good?"

"Oh, maybe it's because of the technique I learned from my grandma. She sometimes helps the children in the village to heal their illnesses." Lan He used her grandmother as a shield, but she did have some Miao medicine prescriptions and techniques, and what he said was true. of.

Qin Yunfeng still wants to learn, but Lan He told him that the technique is not so easy to learn, and he can't just press it casually - the actual reason is that Hu 79 kneaded it, he doesn't know what acupuncture points, he can't talk nonsense, what if Qin Yunfeng kneads randomly? manage.

Qin Yunfeng was slightly regretful, but the harvest was not small, at least the immediate trouble was resolved.

Lu Bao also likes Lan He, not only because he is good-looking, but also because Lan He touched her stomach just now, she felt very comfortable, even felt like a cat was lying on her stomach.So after eating, he pestered Lan He to play again, and wanted to hug brother Miaomiao with him.

Qin Yunfeng is a chatterbox, so he took a photo of his back and posted on Weibo: "Lubao doesn't like to eat today, but luckily I met @陈星语 and lent me her Miaomiao's favorite @兰河. Lubao has an empty bowl for the first time , and now I am pestering my little brother, it seems that I will fall out of favor..."

Not only were his fans in the comment area, but Chen Xingyu's fans also rushed over quickly. After all, Chen Xingyu rarely appeared, so they searched for traces everywhere.

【Um? @兰荷What kind of children's medicine is it, if I lend it to you, your daughter can eat more food? 】

[Surprised, the Goddess of Star Language invited Lan He to her home?Qin Yunfeng and the Goddess of Xingyu belong to the same community, I remember! 】

【emmmmm, so what did he do to Miaomiao and Lu Bao? 】

[It means that the roommate of my classmate's cousin is from Hunan Province, and he goes to the same school as Lan He's mother. It is said that his parents are both elementary school teachers, so they probably really know how to take care of children. 】

[This path is a bit off, what a handsome young guy with a baby? 】

[What's wrong with this, he will be very considerate to our children in the future [blush]]

【…】

At this moment, Lan He was playing with the child, so she didn't know anything about it.

It wasn't until he went back at night and turned on his phone that he saw Weibo.

Originally, there were quite a few mysterious fans on his Weibo who were talking about pig heads, raising children and other topics, but he rarely participated in it. Today, there are a large number of them, many of whom are from Qin Yunfeng.Some joked, and some asked my baby how.

The company also sent a WeChat message, saying that you should not be so cold, you can reply to the fans a little bit, and share your experience of raising a baby!

How can I have any experience with babies?Lan He slowly put down the phone.

Hu 79 rushed over: "What are you doing? Why don't you help others?"

Lan He: "I won't bring a baby."

Because of his parents' work, he is good at getting along with children, but they are all elementary school-aged children. Even if they can't talk well, they can be forced to do test papers. It is completely different from infants and young children.Furthermore, his parents' students don't need to eat, sleep, and go to the bathroom at his house. Where does he know about that?

Hu 79 Qi Ai Ai said: "I will, I will help you send a few."

Lan He said vigilantly: "Don't, you still want to appear online? I don't engage in superstitious activities on Weibo, and I don't send ashes."

He is determined not to be a fairy, and he will not let people find out that there is a Hu fairy in his family, so how can he spread the words on the Internet about how to use ashes to cure diseases.

Hu 79 was dying of anxiety, "If it doesn't work, I'll just say a few words of experience! For example, rub the little baby's place more, it's good for the eyes, and it stimulates the Baihui acupoint when combing the hair..."

Lan He relaxed a little. If he shared Hu 79's experience generously, everyone might really think that he just knows the tricks of raising children taught by a few parents, so as to avoid rumors in the future. After all, Miaomiao's matter is still It's a little weird.

"Then post it." Lan He stared at her and wrote it down, making sure that these few items are definitely not related to Hu Xian or anything, and they are all within the normal range of experience.

Lan He didn't expect that when he posted on Weibo, because of Chen Xingyu's reputation there, some parents' fans would try it.

Of course the effect is good. This is the experience of a century-old beauty, and it is useful for many children.With more confirmations, more parents also reposted those Weibo posts, and thanked him below.

Until a long time later, these few articles were often dug up by fans for comment.

Netizens who don’t know Lan He’s Weibo at first glance at his comment section will definitely think that the blogger is a parenting blogger and a beauty blogger. If you look closely, you might think it’s a pig raising blogger. Finally, look carefully at the certification, oh, actor.

It was also at this time that Lan He gained the first batch of mother fans - not treating him as a son's mother fans, but the ones who did have a baby at home and came to learn how to raise a baby. kind.

"Are you really not going to take me?" Hu 79 sat on the ground holding the suitcase and asked.

Lan He stared at her for a while, then said slowly, "Go to the left and wipe away the scraps of paper."

Hu 79: "..."

It is absolutely impossible to take Hu 79 with him. He used to live in a room with other people, and he may have colleagues from time to time. Hu 79 also carries an incense burner with him. Even if there is only a stainless steel rice bowl, it is not easy to put it there Quite confused.

Lan He: "Also, there is a Gu master next door to my house, you should be careful when you recuperate alone..."

"There are Gu breeders?" Hu 79's heart trembled, "It's so dangerous, I will be careful."

Lan He: "No, be careful not to hurt them, they are very poor... no, they are very weak."

Hu 79: "Oh."

Lan He officially joined the crew of "Qing Meng Geometry". The male lead Zhang Qinghuang and the female lead Shi Xuan of this TV series are both well-known young actors, and they are about the same age as Lan He.Because it is an idol drama, other male-two-female-two and so on are also young and vigorous.

Everyone in Bi Lanhe's advanced group was already getting acquainted. Seeing him, the third male number who came late, they laughed together to express their admiration for his name.

At first, Lan He couldn't figure out what name he could have. These few families had no children... But then he realized that it must be the director Wang Mao, and he might have said that he died a good death or something.

And it's different from Liu Chunyang's crew, the scene arrangement here, as soon as Lan He came up, he played the part of the character's death.

——Originally, some actors of the same age were enthusiastic on the surface, but they had criticisms of Lan He in their hearts.

This actor who was not well-known before suddenly took the roles of Wang Mao and Liu Chunyang at the same time, and even asked Wang Mao to save the role for him, pushing the role back to adjust the schedule.

Wang Mao won the role for Lan He, so naturally other people couldn't get it, and there were actors in the group who played well with the losers.Although even the audience knew that at least Liu Chunyang's side definitely depends on strength, but they still couldn't help but slander from the perspective of friends: How good is the acting skill?

Unexpectedly, Lan He shocked them in the first scene.

Shi Xuan and Zhang Qinghuang, who were playing opposite roles, took a little effort to enter the play, especially Shi Xuan, who had to cry until he was out of breath, so he had to brew it up.They have been in the group for a while, and they are very familiar with the roles.

As for Lan He, if you say you will die, you will die...

In the first scene, they were very skilled. The eyes and expressions before they died almost made them go crazy. It is not an exaggeration to describe it as shock.Although he was the weak one lying on the bed, the scene on his body completely overwhelmed Shi Xuan and Zhang Qinghuang.

The actor who originally wanted to say something bitter in private was too embarrassed to say anything again.

Shi Xuan is not from a major, but an actor who turned from a singer. She has acted in a few plays and has been trained.Being suppressed in front of Lan He for the whole scene, she was dumbfounded. She was a girl she knew well, but now she was so convinced by this peer that she started to call her brother after the characters in the play that day.

The tone of the whole drama is still joyful, with occasional tears, which makes the plot more touching.So after the first scene, Lan He will quickly become more funny again. In the play, she will help her younger sister to fight against the villain and the male lead, asking for trouble from time to time, just to prevent the male lead from being with his sister.

For example, in this scene, the elder brother Yu Yang, played by Lan He, was furious when he saw the hero and his younger sister wanting to kiss.

But he was on the second floor, out of his reach, shouting to no avail, so he threw things at the male protagonist, whatever he had on hand, and threw everyone into the fountain pool.

Lan He played Yu Yang's frantic look and threw all the things in the room out of the balcony. Because of the role setting, there were climbing ropes hanging here.

Lan He was also acting a little excited. He grabbed the rope and wanted to roll it up and throw it away, but after holding it in his hand, he felt that it was not easy to throw it away. Lifted one end and threw it out.

I saw the rope flying out obliquely, and the noose at one end was precisely put on the male lead who was jumping around to dodge.

The male lead and the female lead looked astonished, didn't they say there was such a trick?Moreover, can this be held at a distance? ?

The next moment, Lan He had already pulled the rope, and the male protagonist fell down in the fountain pool by the same route...

Zhang Qinghuang got up from the pool, fortunately she was not fooled, and continued to act opposite Shi Xuan, and changed her lines very slickly: "Your brother set me up first!"

"Crack." Wang Mao couldn't help laughing. Just now they saw Lan He throwing the rope differently from the script, and they all thought that he was too deep into the play and was out of breath, but it fit the character's funny setting. It should be played on the spot, or If you think about it later, if you handle it well, you can consider keeping it.

But I didn't expect him to be so accurate. Seeing the male protagonist on the monitor was stupid, he didn't feel disobedient at all, and it just matched the character's reaction, and then he was dragged into the water. Seeing this, they were all overjoyed. The sound is coming.

"Yu Yang changed the scene on the spot? You're too accurate." Wang Mao patted his chair and smiled, he shouted all the characters' names, "It scares Zhou Yiran."

Zhang Qinghuang took the towel, wiped the water and said, "I thought to myself, this is so different from what the script said!"

Lan He smiled embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I also had a brain twitch, do you want another one?"

"No, I think the effect just now was pretty good, and it was all photographed." Wang Maodao, "I'm just curious, have you practiced this before? Can you do it again?"

Shi Xuan also exaggerated: "Brother, you are too awesome, you have trapped Zhou Yiran from such a distance, and scared him silly. If you accompany me to the night market to trap, the boss will have to pay for it." die?"

Lan He said with a dry smile, "Well, I've practiced the accuracy..."

How should I put it, he really didn't have this ability before.

Even he just realized that he was inexplicably confident when throwing the rope without thinking. It wasn't until just now that he realized that the accuracy bonus of emotional seduction ghosts actually exists in reality? ?

"Oh, what did Shi Xuan say just now? It's a circle." Wang Mao was quite inspired, and greeted, "Where's the screenwriter? Don't the hero and heroine go to the amusement park to make love? Yu Yang wants to follow, add a The plot of the loop, a little bit funny."

Lan He: "..."

……is it necessary?

After Wang Mao confirmed that Lan He's accuracy was really good, he thought that one of the shots was not good enough after checking, so he asked him to do it again. Of course, this time, as long as he put it on Zhang Qingyu, he didn't need to put it in the water.

Lan He had no choice but to do it again, throwing the rope and hitting it accurately!

There was a murmur of exclamation at the scene, it's so accurate, it's quite a distance away, and the rope didn't even touch Zhang Qinghuang's face.

"Brother, how did you practice? It's so accurate, the world's most accurate!" Shi Xuan said enviously, her joy is very simple, just thinking that she has never been hit at the ring booth.

Lan He said vaguely: "I used to like to play, but it's not bad."

It would be an exaggeration to say that the number one in the world would be an exaggeration. He reckoned that the impermanence of the underworld would hold a professional skill competition, and he would not be ranked well. He has practiced for hundreds of years!

Not everyone will come to inquire like Shi Xuan, especially since they immediately started filming the next one.

Therefore, some staff just chatted nonsense after work: "It's so cool, why do you say it is so accurate, and the male lead is so confused."

"Hey, I've practiced it. It's not luck that I hit both times."

"That's right, by the way, did the director say that his mother is from an ethnic minority?"

"It seems to be a bit of an impression. It may be Mongolian, and it was trained with horses."

……

This is just a small episode, there is no vigorous discussion, only rumors that flow slowly.So it wasn't until the end of the show that Lan He was able to find out from the news that he was half Mongolian.

The author has something to say: One day Hu 79 learned how to surf the Internet and saw a topic#raising pig博主兰河#

Hu 79:? ? ?Outraged! ! !