After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

"Good job, old man!" Lan He said loudly.

If you want to say that Lao Bai, a filial son, has improved any skills during his time with Lan He, it must be Lan He's old profession, acting.

When they first met, Lan He had deceived Lao Bai by acting, but now Lao Bai has deceived Lan He.Others also thought that Lao Bai was always a good father, but they didn't doubt it at all.

Until Lan He realized Lao Bai's secret reminder.

He passed the real body of the City God, and Lan He looked at his golden statue——

Lao Bai just mentioned rewards in his words. Lan He has received awards from Dongyue Yinsi, has his own statue in Dongyue Temple, and has been popularized about statues.

This statue is the same as the body of the god. After it is carved, people "preserve" it, that is, open a hole in the back of the statue, put in traditional Chinese medicine representing the internal organs and blood, and consecrate it.

With viscera, the clay idols made by mortals have sanctity and can communicate with spirits. Gods use this as a medium to enjoy incense and sacrifices.Just like the relationship between tablets, paper figurines and the deity.

After he thought of this, he also understood that it must not be a coincidence. Lao Bai definitely didn't just say it casually. He was simply reminding himself how to deal with Du Chenghuang. Sure enough, Lao Bai also restrained Du Chenghuang with a tacit understanding.Lan He thought to himself, it's no wonder Lao Bai shouted "to add insult to injury" before.It is useless to run outside, the capital city is the territory of the City God, so where to run.

His divine body is difficult to deal with, but his idol is made by ordinary people.

Du Chenghuang also knew what they were planning, but don't say it, the wet and cold tongue was really tight. Du Chenghuang grabbed Lao Bai's tongue and pulled it hard, which was the same as Lan He's soul hook. It was broken into several pieces.

Old Bai's tongue was bleeding, and his face was stained with blood after a while, but he didn't wipe his mouth. Fortunately, his tongue was long enough. He hugged the City God tightly and whimpered, "An Shouxin, do you still remember why you became a god?" ?!"

The master stopped barking, and called the City God of Du by his name.

The City God has always been held after the death of a hero in the world, just like Lao Bai, who was a mage before his death, Master An can be the City God, and he is still the City God.

He smiled slowly: "You are allowed to accept bribes, but I am not allowed to improve my performance?"

God is human, and human nature is fickle.

Mr. An didn't feel that there was anything wrong with his thinking, and even brainwashed others. It was useless for Lao Bai to try to awaken his conscience.

……

Lan He was about to ascend to the throne, but Hu Si, who was hidden in the darkness, flashed out at this time. What she held in her hand was actually the steel fork in the hand of the bull head and horse face statue in the Town God's Temple, which was given by the City God of Du.

"Get rolling." Lan He didn't want to waste the opportunity that Lao Bai had won, so he swung the Linji stick mercilessly.

Hu Si smiled, and Lan He actually saw a bit of bitterness and self-deprecation in it. She avoided the Linji stick and stabbed at Lan He with the steel fork in both hands.Lan He suddenly realized: Hu Si only has one soul left, it's not so much that she is holding the steel fork, it's better to say that the City God used her soul to enchant the magic weapon.

Lan He still had a seductive rope left, wrapped it around the steel fork, and once it was retracted, it froze with her. She threw it behind him with force, but Hu Si followed him like a shadow, and pounced on him again like a ghost. Lan He fought back, with one hand Grabbing Hu Si's shoulder, the long fox claws sank in, grabbed the bone, dragged it over and hit the Tianling Gai with a stick!

Although Hu Si was seduced by the City God, Lan He would not soften his heart at this time.

Hu Si immediately collapsed to the ground with the steel fork in his arms.

"As expected of Empress Bixia, she is the God General of the Yue Mansion." The City God was not surprised when he caught a glimpse of Lan He's decisive and agile performance. .

For a moment, the storm outside the temple seemed to be drawn in, roaring and twisting towards Lan He.

Lan He just rushed in front of the god's seat, only feeling the tingling pain in his soul, and he didn't know what was so strange about the wind, it was carrying a vortex, as if it wanted to disperse his soul.He hooked the pillar with one hand in pain, so that he would not be swept in, and barely took out a piece of paper from his arms, and was about to fold it, but was torn into pieces by the wind and rain.

The City God of Du stretched out his hand towards him, and Lan He felt that he couldn't hold it, and was going to be swept by the whirlwind, getting farther and farther away from the god.

Suddenly, there was a sound of piercing through the air, and a long sword flew flying.

Du Chenghuang turned around in awe, and saw the edge of the Dharma sword pointing directly at him!

It turned out that it was Song Futan throwing swords to help each other. This is the legacy of the eminent monks in ancient times.But when Song Futan made a move with the flying sword, all he had left was the talisman paper, and the red light in the evil ghost's eyes became more and more flickering.

Lan He knew that Song Futan was fighting for a chance for himself, so he didn't hesitate anymore, turned around and tore apart the group of ghosts, and jumped onto the altar.

The tall city god's golden body was more than three meters high. Lan He clasped the Linji stick with both hands, and slammed it on the back of the golden body, and immediately opened a hole. He reached out and dug out all the god's internal organs. come out!

Du Chenghuang's figure flickered, and his divine power was indeed affected, and the tip of the magic sword pierced into his shoulder an inch.

Moreover, the damage to the golden body is a great shame to the gods, and it is almost the same as setting up a stall on his grave.

The relaxed smile on Du Chenghuang's face disappeared, he gritted his teeth, grabbed the sword with his bare hands and drew it out, then grabbed Lao Bai's arms and pulled them to the sides.

Lao Bai only felt a sharp pain, and he couldn't scream, feeling like he was about to be torn apart——

The City God of the capital said solemnly: "As I said, I have the final say on this city!"

Digging out his viscera was nothing but the power brought by the golden body and incense, and he was still the City God.

"Aw! Aw!" Lao Bai yelled, his body twisted, almost torn apart, and he closed his eyes and shouted, "Dad, I believe in you!!"

You must know what to do!

At the same time, Song Futan was also bitten by the evil spirit on the wrist because he pulled Hu 79 away. He refrained from making a sound, not wanting to distract Lan He.

Lan He looked at the "guts" and destroyed half of the god statue... This is not enough.

No, there must be a way, he always felt that there was something else he could do.

Hearing Lao Bai's screams, Lan He was shocked, Xuan Guang said, Shinto and human beings will replace him, and the actions of the City God are not in harmony with the heavens, they should not be matched by others, and their virtues will not be matched.In the blink of an eye, I also thought of what the old monk said, not vulgar is the bone of a fairy, and passionate is the heart of a Buddha.

Everyone saw that Lan He raised his foot and kicked the hollow statue of the City God off the god's seat.

"boom!"

With a loud bang, the three-meter-long golden body hit the masonry floor.

After the golden idol fell to the ground, it split open from the face. The black crack separated its majestic eye pupils and straight nose bridge, extending all the way down to the neck, which was a bit shocking.

As for Lan He, pushing behind Jin, he turned around and took the seat of God himself!

Sitting high on the altar, Lan He said: "The city god has no way, so I should sit on this seat."

On the screen, in the dilapidated temple made of blue bricks, the moss on the wall is terribly gloomy. Xiao Lai is fighting in blood, and his red robe is stained more vividly by the blood, which is especially dazzling in the gray and dark tones.

He swung his sword to kill the god who was so tall that he needed to look up.

Xiao Lai stepped forward with a blow and pushed the god down. The spectators couldn't believe that he could kill the god, even his companions didn't have any hope, but Xiao Lai did hit the ground with a sword piercing his heart, with sharp eyebrows and eyes, and said coldly: "I'll teach you how to practice being a god!"

At this time, the red robe fluttering due to the jump slowly fell——

The corner of the robe is decorated with seawater Jiangya, and there is a four-clawed golden dragon on the top, entrenched on the red robe. Lan He, who is sitting on the god's seat, has put on a bright red python robe in an instant!

The audience in the cinema whispered excitedly for the exciting plot: "Handsome."

In the hall, Hu 79 also jumped up and shouted: "Your family is awesome!!"

Push down the god statue, occupy its place, and become a living city god with impermanence, and add python robes to the body.

An Shouxin looked at his body, his official robes had faded, his divine power was also deprived, his face was extremely ugly: "... Duosi?"

But this is not a change of priests under the order of the Yin Division, but Lan He used the body of a living person to forcibly seize the sacrifice? !

The appearance of the python robe on Lan He's body proves that he took away the god's throne, and the temple here has changed its incense, and it is no longer a safe and trustworthy place.

Since the city god has lost his way, why can't he follow the law of heaven and replace it.Formerly a god general, this life is also worthy of incense. This heart is the Buddha's heart, and this way is the divine way.It is only at the moment of enlightenment that one word conforms to the law of nature and one's identity is reversed.

The official seal has slowly come down, and no matter whether it is an evil spirit or an evil spirit in the temple, they all stopped in astonishment...

Since they became ghosts, they have never seen such an overbearing way of ascension to the throne. Moreover, they have seen so many impermanence, when have they ever seen a living city god!

The replacement of incense, that is, the seizure of sacrifices, usually requires the help of humans, after all, Shinto replaces humans.

——However, this man himself is really a person, not only can make incense, but also receive incense, and even has his own "believers", that is, fans.There should be a lot, and it should be the law of heaven.

Just like that, An Shouxin was kicked down, and he ascended the throne by himself.

He even held the incense burner in his arms, sprinkled all the incense ashes of An Shouxin on the ground, and put all his golden-top ashes in it. Relying on his status as a living person, he even set up the incense burner by himself... …

Lan He raised his chin and said, "Now tell me, whose territory is this?"

The ghosts were silent like cicadas.

……

Lao Bai fell from An Shouxin's powerless hands, stumbled to his feet, rubbed his arm that was almost detached, and laughed loudly: "Hahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha! Unexpectedly, we Xiaolai lived in Yangshizao You are a double 'idol', and if you are sacrificed by a living person, you will be the most shameful god in the history of the City God!"

An Shouxin used to walk around in the yard, he had absolute control, but now that the site has been taken away, he couldn't maintain his relaxed elegance, and glared at Lan He: "I'll kill you——"

Just now An Shouxin was dangling him around, Lan He jumped off the god's seat, and stretched out his hand with a strong sense of revenge, An Shouxin was just like him before, visiting the sights of the entire capital in an instant.

But this time, what An Shouxin faced was the employees working overtime in the financial street, the laughing audience in the movie theater, the ghosts wandering outside the temple, and the Taoist priests who were still guarding Gengchen in Dongyue Temple...

How could An Shouxin see it, he was extremely unwilling to be taken away, so he twisted halfway, escaped from Lan He's control, and landed on top of the Bird's Nest Stadium.

"Huh?" Lan He looked at his hands, "I'm not skilled, he broke free."

other people:"??"

Seeing that the sky had changed, those ghost officials were trembling and bowing if they wanted to accept their heads. Suddenly, they were at a loss when they heard Lan He's words.

"It's okay, it's okay." With a thought in mind, Lan He imprisoned these evil spirits and ghost officials in the City God's Prison, and then pulled the family immortals and appeared beside the bird's nest.

The heavy rain outside had already stopped, and there was still some water on the ground.Looking around the stadium in the middle of the night, under the lonely night light, it seems that there are not many people in the empty space.

At this moment, the audience in the movie theater walked out while discussing the plot enthusiastically, and heard the staff say: "You guys are so lucky, the weather just now, the torrential rain and whirlwind, like crossing a catastrophe, no one can leave at all, I thought it was going to flood again..."

The audience smiled blankly: "Really?"

Only the puddles on the ground can prove that what the staff said is true, but they didn't know anything about the heavy rain outside when they were watching the movie.

In front of the gymnasium, An Shouxin was covering the sword wound on his shoulder. Although he lost his god position, his soul itself was not weak, but... it was just in his territory, so he could be easily suppressed.

Lan He grabbed Song Futan's hand and looked at it, and found that it was bitten by the evil spirit, and it was black. She felt very distressed, touched it several times, called Bai Wu to come and breathe, and gave some furnace medicine.

An Shouxin looked at Lan He busy, with a relaxed look, as if he was copying his previous state, and felt Lan He's deep malice, "... If you give me another chance, I should directly wake up those great beings in the capital, Send you back to your place."

"Don't talk nonsense, let's go to the underworld for trial." Miss Hu said coldly, wiggling her nails, ready to vent her anger before being tried.

"Miss Hu, don't you feel sorry for you? There are also you." An Shouxin hated iron and steel. He felt that Lan He and Song Futan were influenced by this impetuous society and could not listen to his own words, but these Jiaxian, including Lao Bai, should understand, "How did humans treat you back then, how do humans treat you now?"

With arms around his arms, Lao Bai said with a strange expression: "If you think human beings are not good, you should go to reincarnation to be a human being and change them from the inside. However, I think that because of your crimes, you can't reincarnate."

Hu 79 also said slightly: "Torture you, ravage you, bite you..."

The little animals spoke one by one, loud and ugly, about what An Shouxin would suffer before and after the trial. He fell into a rage for a moment, and with one arm, a black wind rose from under his feet, and the area expanded, and the grass in the flower bed was blown away. Pulling it out, he flapped his robe so that it made a hunting sound.

But at this moment, a bigger whirlwind arose from the side, with great momentum, sweeping towards it indomitably!

Lao Bai was surprised: "Father is so fierce?"

Lan He said in a daze, "It's not me."

Miss Hu felt something was wrong: "Wait..."

An Shouxin seemed to think that it was Lan He who did it, and he wanted to have a good fight with him.

Unexpectedly, the huge whirlwind suddenly turned into the shape of a dragon and snake, lightly grasping An Shouxin, opening and closing its mouth a few times, An Shouxin broke into three remnant souls, without hindrance, even An Shouxin himself Did not respond.

Then, the whirlwind subsided like a tide, and only an irritable "hum" dissipated in the air.

Lan He: "..."

He was dumbfounded, and it took a few seconds to react.

Next to it is the Beiding Niangniang Temple, one of the five tops. Only the Bixia Yuanjun Temple on the Jinding Miaogan Mountain lives under the highest seniority in the capital, Master Liu who only hears his name but does not know his body!

Earlier, An Shouxin also said that if he still had the chance, he would definitely wake up the great existence in the capital to kill Lan He.

Unexpectedly, within a few minutes, he was bitten into three pieces by the great existence.

This Master Liu made a short shot, and then went back with a groan, but his aura was shocking.

An Shouxin's remnant soul has faded to the point where it is almost invisible. Lan He stepped forward and tied the three parts together with a soul-wrapping rope, like a sausage. Alright, let’s make trouble in front of the Empress Temple..."

Miss Hu said: "You have done so many things, but if the person you deceived knows, will someone still offer incense in reverence? The incense that you deceive is fake."

An Shouxin was very bleak, it was really bleak and pale, and he had no combat power at all. The remnant souls just barely gathered together, and their faces were distorted even more by a few words from them.

At this time Gua Er Daoist squeezed up wretchedly, looked at An Shouxin, and suddenly bowed to him reverently.

An Shouxin looked at him strangely.

Master Gua Er rubbed his front paws and said with a smile: "I made a wish with you before, hoping that my daughter will be successfully escorted. Master Lan accepted my "87 Immortal Scroll" and burned it. I must have to accept my daughter."

Lan He: "..."

Gua Er Zhenren: "Although it may not be your blessing, but you did make a lot of effort, and it can be regarded as unintentional, and you used yourself to complete our family. No matter what others think, I must thank you."

He bowed: "Thank you!!"

"..." An Shouxin lost his spirit, "Ah!!!"