After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous

The city god of the capital had a feeling of hating iron but not steel, "Did Dongyue send you into the world because you are indulging in worldly love?"

Lan He said while beating: "You are poisonous, you can still put the statue of Mrs. Chenghuang in your bedroom, what's wrong with me?"

Although the City God of the capital is not married now, the Temple of the City God does have a sleeping hall and a statue of a goddess, but there is no rightful owner.City gods, landlords... Chinese gods are very secular, they can marry wives and have children.

Song Futan nodded silently, it makes sense.

Although he didn't know how he became the abbot, he probably understood the meaning.Exactly, since the more the gods interfere, the greater the deviation, that is to say, it is God's will, that is to say: he and Lan He are a match made in heaven, destined to be married.

Hearing this, Liu Shisan became even more violent in his dancing movements. His fangs pierced the back of the four-clawed dragon fiercely, biting off the scales, and with a flick of his thick tail, he also swept away a large group of ghosts. Difference.

Although it has been repaired, the scale of the Town God's Temple in this capital is not particularly large. The hall and the courtyard are filled with three dragon snakes, which is enough to be crowded. There are also densely packed ghosts. Liu Shisan danced so wildly that even his own people had to pay attention to it all the time. Avoid its wildly dancing tail.

No need to think about it, why Liu Shisan went crazy.

——So what if you are the City God, have you asked me about Liu Ketang’s opinion when dismantling the CP here?

Even the City God of the capital took two steps back, avoiding the dust falling on the beams, and said in disgust: "Lan He, you said that on purpose, so as to arouse Liumen's fighting spirit."

It made the snake so crazy.

His four-clawed dragon was not a living thing and would not be poisoned, but under the pain, some watery eyes appeared in his eyes, and after a long and desolate howl, a little drizzle fell on the entire capital.

The city god's temple is surrounded by high-rise buildings, even though it is midnight, lights are still on in many places.After all, this is the center of the financial street, surrounded by many banks, securities companies, and even many top financial decision-making and regulatory agencies in China.Overtime is the norm here.

It was just a sudden drizzle, and these overtime dogs rarely looked out the window at this time.

The rapt audience in the movie theater, and people sleeping peacefully or eating supper at home... The same is true. No one would have thought that the rain that did not appear in the weather forecast did not come from passing clouds, but from another space in the center of the city. Fierce battle.

Lan He didn't know that it was raining outside, so he untied the bound Linji stick, and struck out with one stick, "You really are inhumane, seeing what other people do is purposeful? I just What's wrong with wanting to fall in love in Yangshi?"

For this kind of reincarnated general who doesn't love and dedicate himself to his job, Du Chenghuang has a slight disdain. If he wants to talk about it, he won't know if he will die. My colleagues and partners must be very distressed at ordinary times."

Lao Bai: "Hey, who says it's not, it's so empty, and with him, I have nothing but money."

Lan He: "...Bastard, that's not what you said when you took my money!"

Miss Hu then scolded: "Shameless brat!"

Hu 79 exploded a lot, and it reminded Lan He of her sturdy appearance when she first met her, "Garbage ghost, heartless, will-o'-the-wisps dare not see real fire, the empress of the Town God's Temple is happy, and she is pregnant with you, a ghost, who was born Just sit on the lookout platform and beat lotus flowers to beg for money, beg for money to buy powder, shameless!"

Even Bai Wu, who had been stabbing ghosts with his head down, couldn't help whispering, "That's right."

This is too brat, usually one father, but now he says that he has nothing but money, are those father's loves fake?

Hiding beside Du Chenghuang, Lao Bai's face turned green, and even Du Chenghuang froze slightly when he heard Hu 79's rich words and sentences.

Lao Bai couldn't scold Hu 79, so he stubbornly ignored Hu 79 and flattered his new father, "Recently, there have been constant sacrifices, and my lord's power has also increased! They must be caught without a fight."

Although you are still stubbornly resisting and yelling, how long can you resist?Our City God hasn't made a formal move yet, just sent out soldiers and minions.

Lan He: "Hey."

Lao Bai: "..."

……

Fortunately, Lan He was vigilant and carried a lot of happy paper with him when he went out recently.

He holds a stick in one hand, origami with one hand in the other, and uses his mind and heart. By the way, the seductive rope connected to Song Futan can also be like a tripping rope. Get entangled, stumble.

Song Futan also brought a paper talisman, which was also a sword in one hand and a talisman in the other. It was consumed so fast that the ink characters seemed to surround him and never dissipated.

Burning paper to make tools, cracking characters into characters.

Who wouldn't say it was a match made in heaven, Song Futan thought to himself.

Du Chenghuang looked at it coldly for a while, clapped his hands three times, and the Chenghuang Prison opened, Bi An opened his mouth, and the evil ghost poked his head, "Go."

These ghosts look vicious, but under the command of the City God, they are more obedient than dogs, and they can bite whoever they bite, which is exactly what Hu Si said, the most confusing thing is the gods.

Both ghosts and ghosts attacked Lan He who was wearing the uniform of impermanence. The evil ghosts surrounded him, but behind him was the golden temple of gods. How ironic the comparison was.

Lan He forcefully tore off the tall hat and the white uniform, revealing her casual clothes for distinction.

It's just that seeing the number of opponents increasing, almost 360 degrees with no dead ends, Lan He thought of something, looked around the hall for a long time, and finally found the target.

As soon as Lan He threw the hook, he caught a weasel buried in a corner and dragged it over.

Real Gua Er only felt his body take off, he let go of his paws covering his face, and with a terrified expression, he came to Lan He, "Come on, come on, come on, let me go, I have seniors and juniors!"

When it came back to its senses from the front, it just burrowed in the corner and did not move, trying to minimize the sense of presence, not wanting to stand on either side, and not daring to stand on any side.That's why Miss Hu once commented on Huangmen as obscene.

"Stop talking nonsense, do you still have the "87 Immortal Scroll"? Isn't it dedicated to me?" Lan He knocked away a circle of ghosts with a stick, and asked.He remembered that there was still such a good thing, but he didn't know if Gua Er was carrying it with him.

Master Gua Er rolled his eyes, shook his head vigorously, and said in a loud voice, "I can't give it to you, my lord, how dare I offend Master An, please don't make things difficult for me!"

That is to bring.

Lan He understood what Gua Er Zhenren meant, so he didn't say a word. He held Gua Er Zhenren's hind legs upside down, shook it a few times, and then dropped some things, including an ancient painting, which was "87" in Qing Dynasty. A copy of The Immortal Scroll.Then with another flick, Gua Er was thrown back to the corner.

Because Song Futan said before, Lan He was curious and went to check, so he knew.

In the picture of "87 Immortals Volume", Donghua Emperor, Fusang Emperor, and Anji Emperor are the main ones. There are also ten gods and generals, seven male immortal officials, and 67 golden boys and jade girls, making a total of 87 gods.Wu Daozi's original painting, and the copy also have its essence, and it is full of gods.

Lan He picked up the scroll, the first time was raw and the second time was acquaintance, this time he folded the ancient painting worth millions and burned it in human form, "The god Jin Huiling uses all the spirits. All evil will not harm, and the heaven and the earth will fall together !"

The flames engulfed the paper, and a faint golden glow lit up the golden palace filled with evil spirits.

All of a sudden, there was a silk and bamboo celestial music, and a soft and beautiful fairy with fluttering skirts appeared in the air, playing music and throwing flowers. Whenever an evil spirit approached, the fairy would hit the opponent's head with a pipa...

There is also a god general in golden armor, holding a golden sword in his hand, with fierce eyebrows and glaring eyes, killing all directions.

Those three main gods floated in the air, their translucent figures were twice the size of ordinary people, and they carried a terrifying aura, with just a flick of their sleeves, they knocked down half of the evil spirits!

When the ghost officials saw the figure of the great god, they all screamed strangely and avoided him.How can the lowest level brat compete with the main god.

The painting was so expensive that it was worth it, and Lan He's pressure was greatly relieved.

He left Chenghuang Temple with all his heart, so he could send a message to Yinsi.

"Break the door!" Lan He gave the order, and the Lord God rushed to the door, and no ghost dared to stop him.

The sound of fairy music was still so soothing, and the buzzing sound of chanting incantations resounded throughout the hall, which was extremely inconsistent with their fighting movements.

Lan He also jumped towards the door, and after seeing the main god clearing the way, he opened the door effortlessly, revealing the night sky outside. It turned out that the capital had already started to rain heavily...

It was done, Lan He was overjoyed, and pulled the chain to hint that Song Futan would take the lead to go out.

"Where are you running!" Lao Bai yelled majesticly. Of course, he didn't move a single finger, and hid beside Du Chenghuang.

Du Chenghuang snapped his fingers.

Lan He felt as if his body was soaring. In the blink of an eye, he saw the whole picture of Zijin City with blue tiles and red walls under his feet. In a blink of an eye, he glanced at the scenery of Dongyue Temple. The water, and even Miaogan mountain flowers and trees... like a kaleidoscope, changing one by one in front of your eyes.

He seems to have traveled to countless places in an instant, and he can have a panoramic view of the entire capital city!

——But once he regained his senses, he still kept his feet on the ground, standing in the distance without moving.

……

Are those just hallucinations again?

Lan He staggered on the spot, but hadn't recovered yet.

I only heard the City God of the capital jokingly say: "Serving the country and protecting the country is my job, and I govern the entire capital. Do you really think that what can I do if I get out of this sect? This paper god can deceive the gods, but can't deceive me. Let me tell you this Well, this city, the official has the final say."

He wants the five towns of this city to be damaged, but not destroyed, and the dormant Liumen wakes up immediately after waking up.

If you want Lan He to go out, you can see all over the capital, but if you stop, Lan He can only be trapped here.This is exactly his home court advantage as the City God.

Du Chenghuang stretched out his hand to grab it, and the paper god broke open with a faint scream, and shattered into thousands of pieces of paper ashes, which fluttered down like butterflies.

One piece of paper dust landed on Lan He's shoulder, but it was as heavy as Mount Tai, which made his heart feel extremely heavy.

Several million, it seems to have been burned for nothing.

As if deliberately trying to break him down, Du Chenghuang raised his hand and took the seductive rope connecting him with Song Futan into his hand.

Lan He suddenly felt bad, and he and Song Futan pulled the hook at the same time, trying to avoid it.But as soon as Du Chenghuang exerted his strength, the flexible and flexible soul-hunting rope broke into countless pieces under his hands.

Lan He's pupils suddenly dilated, "You!"

He moved, and the remaining chain in his hand fell to the ground, making the sound of metal clashing.

This is the "red line" between Lan He and Song Futan, and it was once a good story.Song Futan was also distressed, his lips parted slightly:

"Do not!!!"

Liu Shisan screamed in pain.

Song Futan's words were choked back: "..."

Everyone saw that the big black snake exerted force all over its body. Originally, he and Chang Yueyuan were two-on-one, and they had the advantage and couldn't push the opponent down. At this time, he violently twisted the four-clawed dragon and almost broke it!

The wind and rain outside the temple became more and more violent.

This time, the overtime workers on Financial Street could no longer ignore it. The rain was pouring, the voltage was unstable, the lights were flickering, and the thick clouds were under low pressure. Everyone looked at the scary night sky outside the glass and couldn't help joking: Which fellow Taoist is this again? What about crossing robbery?

Liu Shisan was much more excited than Lan He and Song Futan, he pushed the four-clawed dragon to the ground and beat him violently, "I'll kill you!!!"

The tears of the four-clawed dragon couldn't hold back anymore, turned into a thin stream of grievances, escaped from under Liu Shisan, and returned to the capital city god's clothes.

Duchenghuang sneered, picked up the seal of Duchenghuang and threw it out, "Demon snake."

It is also the duty of the city god to punish evil and promote good.

The official seal flew to Liu Shisan, and he turned into a human body for a moment, half-kneeling under the force of gravity, Chang Yueyuan also turned over and raised his hands to try to support the official seal on his head, but his knees gave way and broke the floor of the Town God's Temple .

"It's unreasonable, the city god's seal is to capture evil spirits, you dare to turn black and white!" Miss Hu scolded angrily, took out some incense ash from nowhere, put it on her hands, and jumped up to grab the official seal.

Although she is working in Miaogan Mountain, she can't be regarded as an upright god, especially since this is the divine seal. She smeared Jinding incense ash on her hand and tried to get past it, but the place where her hand touched was still extremely hot. Screaming and bouncing away, the hairs on the front paws were scorched, but they continued to pounce on it without giving up, showing the style of a barbarian.

Lan He was still looking at his broken chain, feeling very distressed, and at the same time, feeling something was wrong, he pulled Bai Wu beside him.

Bai Wu understood, turned into a big hedgehog, was pulled and flung by Lan He, and climbed behind Song Futan.Hu 79 also cleverly turned over and rolled in front of Song Futan, knowing that Xiao Song might be the next attack target.

Although Lan He reacted quickly, the city god of the capital just smiled: "The little monk is a sick red lotus specially selected by the underworld. All living beings are sick, so you are sick. I didn't expect you to write stories instead of curing illnesses. That's all. Up to now, there is no way to survive, and you are not doing business anyway. Ladies and gentlemen, today is the opportunity for everyone to swallow lotus flowers and gain enlightenment."

The evil ghost responded excitedly, but the ghost officials still hesitated.Song Futan's soul is similar to Tang Seng's flesh, but the underworld servants have been in the regular army for so long, and they still have Lan He's shadow in mind, so they can't let go.

The edge of Song Futan's Dharma sword was glowing, and he had killed many evil spirits just now. There was a fox roaring threateningly in front of him, and the hedgehog behind him had spikes like lightning... If so, evil The ghosts are still eager to try, and it is difficult to refuse the attraction of the sick red lotus.

Lan He finished feeling sorry for the chain just now, and quickly thought of this, Song Futan has no armor, so what if he gets bitten by this 360-degree attack.

He saw the time in a trance, most of the movie was probably played...

Tonight was not regarded as the premiere, in retrospect, they were fighting the gods here, and Song Futan's script turned out to be a prophecy!

Lao Bai was still noisy and authentic: "God and man are not the same after all. You are a human being now, and you are also a human being when the Yin Division rewards you. The old man just called for safety. You didn't want it yourself and ran outside. You regret it now. A person who knows the current affairs is a hero." , let’s get to know each other once, and I, Bai Junjie, will collect your corpse for you.”

Lan He stroked her chest so as not to vomit blood, but at this time, a flash of inspiration flashed in her mind.

He seemed to have a clue, staring at Du Chenghuang, but said to others: "Take care of your mother—"

Hu 79 was so excited that he could only scream like a fox: "Hey!"

Lan He kicked a ghost official away, and strode towards the capital city god, speeding faster and faster, and rushed over.

"Hey, capture the thief first and capture the king first?" Du Chenghuang lightly brushed off his robe, and was about to make a move when a long, wet tongue swung over his neck several times, and then both ends were covered by Lao Bai. Pulled back, and jumped onto him.

Du Chenghuang froze, his expression was not frightened, but more helpless: "What are you doing, did you see the situation clearly? Didn't you think about it just now, recognize the thief...do you recognize me as your father?"

"??" Lao Bai strangled him with his tongue, and said vaguely, "But I am a famous unfilial son in the underworld!"