Real men don't engage in fake gays [Interstellar]

Auston never thought that one day he would be like ordinary people, using various chips to measure his life value.

Appearance, career, social status, property... He never cared about these things, or because he was very confident no matter which factor was listed, so he didn't care at all. What he cared about was always ideals, beliefs, love, and so on. It sounds like something out of tune with the world.

Auston's life is as romantic as a dream for ordinary people, and he doesn't value those in the main star Lu Mingze, but he is now on the earth, he is facing Lu Mingze's parents, they are going to start discussing marriage, You have to come down from the cloud.

Fortunately, these are not difficult for him. It would be great if the current situation can be resolved by relying on those so-called prerequisites.But today's occasion is a bit special, and these things become meaningless in the face of Auston's gender.

Auston is very self-aware and able to make a quick analysis of the situation. For example, the man opposite him who is gouging him with a cold face may be more willing to face a penniless girl than him.

Auston was very distressed. He had never attacked this type of enemy before, and it was difficult to please him and let him accept himself.

Auston decided to wait and see what happened. It is a kind of wisdom and politeness for the opponent to play the card first.

But he didn't know that the person sitting across from him also understood this kind of wisdom, or that as a Taijiquan inheritor, the other party was more proficient than Auston in the principle of adapting to change.The two of them, separated by a table, had a warm smile on one side and a cold expression on the other, but there was a chilling air between the two of them.

Time passed by, no one spoke, and they didn't know what they saw in each other's eyes. Auston suddenly moved, and Lu Mingze's father's pupils constricted slightly—the boy couldn't help it.

But unexpectedly, he just changed his posture, put the other leg on his knee, and continued to sit at the table and look at him.Lu Mingze's father sighed regretfully - don't underestimate the enemy.

He didn't expect Olston to be so strong. After this confrontation, he appreciated him quite a lot, but the appreciation is his appreciation. A man who wants to enter the gate of their Lu's house still needs those three words, it is impossible!

But how to tell him to stop thinking like this?Opening the mouth directly is definitely the worst policy, the best way is to let him retreat in spite of the difficulties.Today's young people are generally impatient, but they can use the method of procrastination to keep procrastinating them, and when they get bored, they will leave by themselves.But the one in front of him made Lu Mingze's father dare not use this method easily - he just checked his concentration, and there is no doubt that the other party is a master of the middle, of course he can't compare with him, but in Among the young people, it is not certain that they will be the best.

At least better than his own son.

That can only change the strategy...

I have to admit that this kid looks extraordinary, and there is a natural majesty in his eyes. This kind of people are usually full of arrogance. Why not start from this aspect, insult him in words, despise him in actions, and belittle him in actions? The contempt in his eyes made him feel that his self-esteem was frustrated, and he automatically gave up the idea of ​​dealing with their family.

Lu Mingze's father couldn't help frowning when he thought of this - but if he chooses to use this method, he will inevitably say some exaggerated words, which may make his family seem too mean and heartless.This is tantamount to self-destruction, what if this kid really retreats despite the difficulties and develops hatred towards the Lu family and Lu Mingze?

It's not right, it's not right... Alas, I really want to beat mice for fear of breaking the vase. Lu Mingze will marry a wife and have children in the future. No matter if his future in-laws or the leader of his work unit find out, the impact will be very bad. Well, matters of reputation are big things.

Hmm... you have to think carefully.

Lu Mingze's father insulted Auston hundreds of times in his mind with the most outrageous words, but none of the countless scenarios he simulated was suitable - the most important thing in doing this kind of thing is to be careful. If it is serious, it will make the other party feel resentful, and there will be endless troubles.What's more, he didn't want to act like a lack of quality, and spread the word that people said that he was as knowledgeable as a child at such an age, how embarrassing.

Auston didn't know what the man opposite was thinking, his mind was full of elimination methods - how could he make him agree to be with Lu Mingze?

Oh, or you don't need to agree, as long as you don't object.

The methods Oston often uses to attack the enemy can be summed up in two ways—coercion or temptation. In order to achieve his goal, he doesn't mind using a little extreme means.But this man is Lu Mingze's father, so it is impossible for him to point a gun at his head to force him to submit. As for his weakness, even Lu Mingze, the real son, doesn't know it. Needle-pointed, life-and-death situation.

...Thinking of this, Auston couldn't help complaining to Lu Mingze for two seconds in his heart—living by the enemy's side for more than 20 years without finding the enemy's weakness, it can really be regarded as the failure of the Criminal Investigation Department.

Auston sighed in his heart, the disadvantages he was currently facing were not only that, not only did he fail to grasp Lu Mingze's father's weakness, but he was also firmly grasped by the other party - Lu Mingze was his weakness.

In a word, the current situation is bad.

The two sides felt that they were in a bad situation at the same time, and they were afraid of being caught by the other party, so they tacitly kept quiet at the same time. They didn't know when they wanted to observe the other party, or what kind of situation they would observe before they planned to attack. The scene was once very embarrassing.

At this moment, Lu Mingze and his mother came into the living room from the kitchen with the food. Seeing this situation, they were a little puzzled. Lu Mingze first broke the silence: "What are you doing?"

Didn't hear the chat... Aren't they talking?

Alston recovered immediately, picked up the teapot on the table and poured a cup for Lu Mingze's father: "Oh, I'm asking uncle to taste the tea we brought back."

After he finished speaking, he handed over the teacup with a smile: "Longjing before Yu, please drink."

Lu Mingze's father is not easy to refuse, he actually loves Lu Mingze, but it is different from the way his mother loves him, he pays more attention to Lu Mingze's face as a man - he himself has the best face, Of course, you have to save enough face for your son.But his move really showed his flaws, Oston was surprised that he would actually take his own tea, shouldn't he take the opportunity to embarrass himself?

Lu Mingze looked at them and couldn't help muttering: "Drink tea as long as you drink it. You didn't say a word. I thought you guys were out fighting."

Lu Mingze's father couldn't help reprimanding him: "Nonsense! Standing in the middle of the room with a bowl in hand, you still don't put it down."

Auston glanced at Lu Mingze in surprise, and then smiled—he suddenly realized that he didn't seem to be in a completely passive position. Isn't that where Lu Mingze's father's weakness lies?

Before Lu Mingze described to Oston that the relationship between himself and his father was frozen, in this concept of aliens, freezing is freezing, there is no so-called variable, just like the relationship between him and Duke Nicholas, they do not talk when they meet , tit-for-tat in the political field, only when encountering matters related to family honor, would they have to compromise with the other party.

——But it is obviously not the case between Lu Mingze and his father.

Since Auston was five years old, Duke Nicholas would not reprimand him like this anymore, he would just stand aside indifferently and watch him go the wrong way, then fall down hard, learned to feel pain, and groped carefully next time Get out the right way.Alston has always understood that sometimes reprimand is also a kind of love.

Auston had never been a father before, so he couldn't understand what kind of feelings a father has for his children, let alone what the so-called family relationship between father and son is. The wrong information docking almost made him take a detour—he suddenly discovered that he not only had Lu Mingze's father's weakness also has the biggest hole card.

That is Lu Mingze's love for him.

It took less than a second for Auston to figure out all this, and then he smiled and took the food served by Lu Mingze: "I'll come, Aze, you sit first."

If it is said that what he controlled at the beginning was illusory success, then now, he can guarantee a success rate of over 80.00%.

After the four of them sat down, the dinner with a less lively atmosphere began. Auston kept looking for a sense of presence at the table, either serving food for Lu Mingze or serving soup for him. He did it very naturally, without deliberately , as if it were difficult to break a daily habit.

Although he did it quietly, but with such a big dining table, no matter how calm he was, it was hard not to be noticed.Lu Mingze was very angry. Before they came home, they clearly said that his parents are conservative people and they should keep their distance in front of the elderly. What's the matter?

The atmosphere at the dinner table was even more eerie.

Lu Mingze finally couldn't bear it when Auston tried to blow the soup to his mouth with a spoon. He couldn't bear it anymore, and secretly twisted his thigh under the table, warning Auston to be honest.The latter showed a forbearing expression, but his face twisted together in pain. Lu Mingze was taken aback by this actor's acting skills - where did he put so much effort? !

Lu Mingze's mother couldn't stand it any longer, and stretched out her hand to pinch him: "Eat honestly! Don't bully others!"

"……"Hold!

He stuffed the chicken leg into his mouth angrily and chewed hard, and his mother taught him again: "Ah Ze, don't gobble it up in front of the guests, give the chicken leg first."

"No! He doesn't like to eat."

Why, who is the real son of this family?

Lu Mingze's mother is a man with a knife mouth and a bean curd heart, so he had to clip a piece of wing for Oston himself: "Eat it quickly, or you will be eaten up by this voracious kid."

Auston smiled good-naturedly: "It's like this in the army, everything can be done quickly."

After he said this, the atmosphere at the dinner table became abnormally silent. While eating, Lu Mingze suddenly heard his mother drinking soup in a loud voice. He looked over suspiciously and saw the old man secretly wiping his eyes with his sleeve.

Lu Mingze didn't know what was going on at all, and asked stupidly: "Mom, what's wrong with you... have you eaten mustard?"

"Eat your meal!"

After she made an excuse to go to the kitchen to watch the fire, she bowed her head and walked out the door. Lu Mingze looked at his mother's back, unable to understand the reason. He even wondered if his mother's eyes were irritated by Auston's sensual behavior just now.

The atmosphere was not right. After the meal, they hurried to leave. Before leaving, Lu Mingze's father called Auston out to talk for a while, and when he came back, his attitude became very subtle.

Before the two got into the car, the old man said in a reluctant tone: "You guys come back for the Spring Festival."

Lu Mingze was stunned for a moment, and then realized in astonishment—is his father planning to admit Auston?Lu Mingze couldn't figure out why the attitude of the two of them suddenly changed so quickly, and he left the house dreamily, but when he turned his head, he saw Auston leaning on the back of his chair proudly, his face full of stories, as if this result was in his hands. As expected.

Lu Mingze couldn't help but poked him with his elbow: "What did you say to my dad? Why did he suddenly... think so openly?"

"Everything I said was wrong, so I didn't say anything."

Auston smiled and took him into his arms.

"He figured it out by himself. From now on, he can only choose between 'one more son' or 'one less son'."

Lu Mingze blinked his eyes thoughtfully, and Auston rubbed his chin against his soft curly hair—the family affection of the people on Earth is stronger than he thought, and perhaps this game has long been doomed.There is only one reason, that is, Lu Mingze is their son.

Auston suddenly smiled and rubbed his hair: "Ah Ze, don't make your parents angry in the future, they are all old people."

"Cut... I don't need you to teach me."

At night.

Mother Lu and Father Lu lay silent for a long time on the bed, Mother Lu suddenly asked: "Old Lu, what does that child do?"

Father Lu: "How do I know, isn't that what you should ask?"

"Where is the hometown?"

"do not know."

"Who else is at home?"

"..."

"Where are the brothers and sisters?"

Father Lu was speechless when asked, turned his back to her: "Check your household registration."

Mother Lu suddenly sat up: "Of course we have to investigate! From now on we will be a... family. You said you stayed alone with him for so long, what did you ask?"

"..."

"what?!"

"Sleep! I'm so bored!"