Real men don't engage in fake gays [Interstellar]

On the day I went to meet Lu Mingze's parents, they specially prepared two unique gifts, which were chosen by Auston, who seemed to be very good at this.

He bought a pair of crystal chess for Lu Mingze's father and a pair of jade bracelets for his mother.Lu Mingze didn't pay much attention to what Auston would buy at first, and he remembered to ask when he was almost home.He looked at the things in the box and was speechless for a moment—is this too high-profile.

"Let's go buy a carton of milk or something... What do my parents think you are showing off your wealth?"

Auston sat calmly in the back seat of the car: "If I only bring a carton of milk, they will think that I don't value you."

Lu Mingze twitched the corner of his mouth: "Don't talk nonsense, my parents are not like that."

"For people who don't like it, they don't like it at all. They don't want you to live with a man. This first determines the major premise that they don't like me, so no matter what I do or say, they will feel flawed. Under such a major premise, I might as well choose a plan to win in a desperate situation and show my advantages to them."

Auston was very clear about his positioning. He smiled and took Lu Mingze's hand and held it in his palm: "In short, they don't like me anymore, so where can they not like me? I just want them to know that I am Rich, handsome, and spoils you."

Lu Mingze still felt that it made sense when he heard the front, but he got goosebumps all over the back: "Fuck you! Can you not be narcissistic?"

Lu Mingze's family lives in an independent courtyard house. When his grandfather came to the capital from the countryside, he earned the first pot of gold and bought the entire courtyard house. He wanted to take his parents from the countryside to live there. In the future, he could also live with his son and daughter-in-law. Living together, and the large courtyard of the courtyard can also be used to practice martial arts. I didn't expect that the house has turned over and over again, luck is such a wonderful thing.

Lu Mingze didn't think about this kind of thing carefully before, but now he thinks it's good, especially like today when he brought a man home to show his parents... Close the door, even if his father broke his leg in the yard, he wouldn't be hurt. When people hear it, at least face is saved.Otherwise, according to his mother's enthusiasm and enthusiasm, the neighbors must have known in advance that such a big event happened at home.

After they got out of the car, Lu Mingze looked around like a thief, and then said: "Well, I'll go in first, and you pretend to be visiting me, and then go in later."

Auston responded with a smile, but picked up two exquisite boxes and walked into the courtyard, Lu Mingze stomped anxiously behind.

He chased after him: "Low-key, low-key!"

"Can't I pretend to be your comrade-in-arms? We came in the same car and went in one after the other. Isn't it more suspicious?"

Lu Mingze licked his lips, then thought it made sense, and allowed him to enter the door side by side with him.

Lu Mingze's parents are also looking forward to it, especially his father. After he promised Lu Mingze to meet Auston, he actually regretted it. Agreeing to "meet one time" can actually explain the problem to a certain extent and prove that they He took a relaxed attitude towards this matter, according to Lu Mingze's personality, if he took one bite, he would eat the rest.

If you soften your heart for a moment, the result will become the current situation, very passive!If you are not careful, you will be defeated!

"Oh! Sit down! What are you wandering about! My son will be back soon."

Lu Mingze's mother covered her forehead and frowned and said, "I'm almost dizzy from you... You say you, huh? You don't look calm at such an old age. When they come back and see you like this, what should they think?" !"

"You really plan to let him be with a man!"

Lu Mingze's father got angry when he heard it, he said it was just a matter of looking at people, why did he still act as if that bastard was already part of their family?

As soon as Lu Mingze's mother heard his father's voice grow louder, it immediately became louder: "That's the man I found for him?! I would like my son to be gay! Isn't that impossible?! Ah? Look at your son! Because of that man, he can pretend to be terminally ill and lie to us! Is there anything insane he can't do!"

"All right, all right! Keep your voice down!"

Lu Mingze's father was bombarded indiscriminately by his teammates before he took up arms and went to the battlefield. He couldn't even raise his morale. He suddenly felt that the worst thing he did today was to decide to unify with this woman Front, she should be driven to the back kitchen to cook!It's a big taboo for military strategists to mess up their positions before the short soldiers meet each other!

As soon as Lu Mingze came in from the outside, he heard his mother scolding him for being insane, and he was immediately embarrassed—at that time, he really had the idea of ​​killing and breaking the net, but the two old people who misunderstood that he was terminally ill...how did he become insane? up.

Auston obviously also heard what his mother said, staring at Lu Mingze's inexplicable raised lips, he laughed so that his skin got goosebumps.

But it's hard for him to say anything in front of his parents, lest he be accused of being flirtatious and immodest.

"Dad, Mom, we're back."

Lu Mingze was a little nervous, he stood up and glanced at Auston's face: "Oh...you're back."

Auston winked, and put the gift on the table: "Uncle and aunt, hello, this is a gift I prepared for you."

Lu Mingze's parents were stunned at the same time - the image of Auston was so different from what they imagined, the person in front of him was like Lu Mingze's comrade-in-arms or friend, and it was completely impossible to see that they had that kind of relationship .

Lu Mingze's mother reacted a little quicker, and hurriedly asked him to sit down: "Since everyone is here, let's start eating quickly. I'm still cooking soup on the fire. You three talk first, and I'll go to the kitchen to serve the food."

Lu Mingze looked at his father subconsciously, and stood up vigilantly: "Then I will go with you, Oss, sit with my father."

He is now very glad that Auston is on the stage, even if he is thrown to the most difficult opponent, Lu Mingze doesn't feel worried.

He took the opportunity to slip into the kitchen, his mother was wrapping a casserole in a towel and pouring soup out, Lu Mingze leaned over to help: "Mom, I'll get this, you go and rest."

His mother lowered her head and pushed Lu Mingze with her elbow: "No, I will do it myself."

Lu Mingze saw that his mother's expression was wrong, so he stopped arguing with her and stood silently by the side.He saw that the sockets of her eyes were slightly red. It must have been after seeing Auston that he had a real feeling-her son really liked a man.

Lu Mingze hugged his mother's arm silently, and comforted him softly: "Mom, didn't I tell you... Why are you still like this? It will make people laugh later. I know you can't accept it for a while... But I have thought about this matter carefully, and I will..."

His mother patted the back of Lu Mingze's hand: "I know. You, like your father, have made a decision that can't bring back nine cows. I just thought, what will you do in the future, that child seems to have a good family background, right?" ? Are their families willing?"

"His family doesn't care, he has already become independent."

After Lu Mingze finished speaking, he suddenly smiled: "Why do you think so far away? Even if I date an ordinary girl, I might break up. If I get married, I can still divorce. Don't worry about it."

"Hmph, I don't worry about it. When the time comes, no one will take care of you in retirement. I'll see what you do."

When she said this, she felt sad, she was really afraid that Lu Mingze would end up like this, without any descendants, what would she do in the future?

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, I'll help you serve the food."

Lu Mingze's mother gave him a hard look, and asked curiously while taking the plate: "I think this personality is very different, what does he do for work? He also looks different from us, is he of mixed race?" ?”

Lu Mingze pursed his lips and smiled: "Yes, he has Greek blood."

Before coming here, Lu Mingze and Auston wrote the script. If they ask him which country he is from, he must say that he is of Greek descent. It is hard to say about other countries. His father is an old cynic. What if the descendants of the coalition forces enter the gate?You can't give him any excuses!

His mother felt that Lu Mingze was avoiding the important and taking the light of the matter, and asked again: "What kind of job is that? I watched him follow a..."

"What does he look like to you?"

"cadre!"

Lu Mingze couldn't help but let out a chuckle: "That's right, he's a manager."

His mother asked curiously, "Lobby manager?"

"He can manage the lobby manager."

Lu Mingze's mother snorted angrily: "You just play around with me...you can talk about what you are doing, and you are sneaking around, shameless?"

"I'm afraid that speaking out will scare you..."

Lu Mingze handed over the gift box prepared by Auston for his mother: "Didn't he give you a gift, you can see for yourself."

Lu Mingze's mother didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and poked Lu Mingze's forehead with a finger: "It's a shallow thing, and I brought it in."

Lu Mingze felt very wronged - it wasn't for him, why did he have shallow eyelids.

As soon as the gift box was opened, two emerald green bracelets were lying on the velvet lining, the surface was delicate and moist, and it looked like a good thing.Lu Mingze's mother was also curious about jewelry, and she was not an ignorant person, so she carefully picked up the bracelet: "If this is true... it will cost hundreds of thousands."

"Of course it's true. He said he asked someone to buy it. But you have to add a zero after the hundreds of thousands."

His mother's eyes widened immediately, and Lu Mingze smiled and stretched out a finger: "One. This pair will add up to eight digits."

At this moment, Lu Mingze suddenly got the true meaning of flaunting wealth - even if the person being flaunted is his own mother, he still feels good, because being rich means having confidence.Lu Mingze didn't care about the consequences when he was bragging, and he wanted to talk about another thing that Auston gave.

"This is not the most expensive. The crystal chess set that I gave my dad is more expensive. From the chess board to the chess pieces, they are all made of Hetian jade and crystal, but his one wins in quantity and weight. The pair of bracelets for you is the workmanship." Win with materials, don't be jealous."

Lu Mingze was bragging and kneading his fucking shoulders - he had said before that he should keep a low profile for Auston, but at the critical moment he still felt the importance of money.

After hearing this, his mother didn't show much happiness, but was worried: "Ah Ze, tell me honestly, are you... a sugar daddy, being adopted?"

"Pfft! What, what?! What did I get?!"

His mother frowned and looked at him: "I was adopted! The first time you told me that you fell in love with a man, I thought it would be like it was shown on TV... a man who is sissy, like a girl, but I It doesn't look like him, he is as natural as your colleagues or friends when talking to us, and look at him buying these things for our family... huh? You, you are not a sugar daddy, are you? I heard Some rich people like to hunt for novelties..."

Lu Mingze couldn't help raising his voice: "Where did you hear that—!"

His mother slapped Lu Mingze with a gesture: "Hiss—be quiet!"

"I need him to take care of me?!"

"I think he's pretty good..."

Lu Mingze was in a hurry: "Then I'm not good?!"

"You have a really rich imagination. Why don't you think that he is the one who betrayed me? I still want him to take care of me... I gave him life and death, and he still owes me!"

All the evidence that Auston used to bring down Adonis was collected by him. It's fine if he doesn't get promoted, there must be some financial benefits!Still supporting...does he need it? !

"What is going through life and death..."

"Okay, okay, I can't tell you clearly, so you don't have to worry about wearing them! I'll buy you a pair after my son dies!"

Lu Mingze's mother was going to beat him on the spot: "I'll knock you down first!"

Lu Mingze continued to complain while covering his head: "You also said that I have shallow eyelids, and bought you with a pair of bracelets, saying that he is better than me? Do you think he is more amiable than your own son now? dear..."

His mother grabbed Lu Mingze over and twisted his arm severely: "Are you going to piss your mother off?!"