A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

After eating the barbecue, it was still Shen Shihuai who sent Guo Haw to the gate of the community, and Guo Haw asked him in the car if he wanted the rice balls for Monday morning.

"Yes," Shen Shihuai said while driving the car, "The light rice balls are a bit dry, do you have freshly ground soy milk?"

"Yes, three yuan a cup."

"I will transfer the money to you later."

Hearing this, Guo Jiji turned to look at Shen Shihuai, with joy and sweetness in his tone: "Would you like the original flavor of honey or red dates?"

"Original. So happy to bring me breakfast?"

"Happy!" Guo Jiji nodded from the bottom of his heart.Can you not be happy, soy milk is actually only [-] yuan, plus rice balls, I can earn [-] yuan a day, which is my own breakfast money, that is to say, I don’t need to spend money on my daily breakfast.

This illusion of being taken care of by a big boss.

So cool!

Guo Haw was immersed in his own thoughts, completely oblivious to Shen Shihuai staring at him with complicated eyes for two seconds, with helplessness and intolerance in his eyes.

Bringing myself a breakfast can be so happy, it seems that I really like myself.

Shen Shihuai parked the car at the gate of the community, and said to Guo Jiji: "Go to bed early, don't be late on Monday."

"I won't be late," Guo Haji unbuckled his seat belt and opened the car door, "I will bring you breakfast." What Guo Haji meant was: I want to bring you breakfast and make money, so I won't be late.

But he didn't say the whole thing, Shen Shihuai heard this sentence, it didn't mean the same thing at all.

Shen Shihuai felt that Guo Jiji's liking for him was like Kuafu chasing the sun, he only wanted to catch up, it was very pure.

On the way back, he thought, Guo Haw is quite a nice person, pure and kind.

Guo Haji didn't know that his boss's mind had reached the edge of ancient mythology, and he misunderstood him greatly.Because he earned a little money, he went upstairs in three steps and two steps, lay down on the bed, and spent the following Sunday happily.

On Monday, go to work on time.

At 55:[-], Guo Jiji arrived at the beautiful and handsome group, put his thumb on the clock-in device, and a melodious "check-in successful" floated in the air in the office. Liu Liang stared at his glasses as big as a copper bell: " It’s been a year, and it’s the first time I saw Mr. Guan Gong fresh before [-]:[-].”

Guo Haji didn't go to the desk and ignored Liu Liang, but turned around and went out, knocked on the door and entered the general manager's office.

Shen Shihuai's expression was not very good, and he sat expressionlessly in front of the desk with a glass of steaming water in his hand.Guo Haji put the rice balls and soy milk on the table, looked up at the other person's expression, and guessed: "Are you sick?"

Shen Shihuai inserted the straw into the soy milk, brought it to his mouth and took a sip: "My throat hurts a bit."

Guo Jiji understood in seconds, this is the sequelae of barbecue.Shen Shihuai probably didn't eat barbecue very much before, but he ate lobster, iron plate and barbecue all at once, and his voice couldn't stand it. What's more, on Saturday night, the two of them ordered two bottles of cold beer on a whim, and they couldn't drink a drop. left.

Drinking cold beer in late February will feel like a warrior.

Guo Jiji himself didn't feel anything, he ate too little, but he was afraid that Shen Shihuai's throat would hurt and he wouldn't make enough money for breakfast, so he was full of concern and hurriedly said: "Wait a minute, I have Soothing tea, I'll get it for you."

Guo Haw ran back to his desk, opened the drawer and searched through it. Liu Liang stood up next to him, stretched his neck and tilted his head to look at him: "Haw, what are you looking for?"

"See the chrysanthemum I put here? I remember next to the honey."

"Oh, that," Liu Liang scooped it up on his table with a big hand, "I borrowed it from you last time, why, do you want to drink it now?"

Guo Jiji turned his head and saw that Liu Liang was holding a jar of chrysanthemums, half of which was still in it.The chrysanthemum is the premium fetal chrysanthemum he bought online last time. The flowers are even in size, and the tea color is light yellow and bright when brewed.

Guo Jiji reached for it, and then picked up the honey jar: "I'll take it to Manager Shen, he has a sore throat."

"What?!" Liu Liang raised his voice, "You want to give your chrysanthemum to Manager Shen?"

All of a sudden, everyone in the office looked over, even Bai Ziluo, who was in the team leader's office, poked his head out, his eyes filled with information about gossip.

The blue veins on Guo Haw's forehead twitched. Every time he felt very uncomfortable because of his poor physical strength, he regretted not enrolling in a martial arts class at the same time. .

"You are no longer the prince of traffic," Guo Jiji pointed at him, "You will be a repeater from now on, because you failed in Chinese."

Liu Liang: "..."

Guo Jiji couldn't make it, because the beautiful and handsome group pressed him and asked him what was going on, why he gave Shen Shihuai chrysanthemums.Guo Haw had no choice but to confess to the barbecue appointment on Saturday.

Tang Yuan was the first to react: "You guys are secretly hiding Chen Cang!"

Guo Jiji glanced at him calmly: "...you are no longer a cute colorful glutinous rice ball, you are a lard sesame glutinous rice ball."

"why?"

"Because you are dirty." Guo Jiji said angrily, "Nothing happened, I just ate a barbecue, and then his throat hurts to this day."

Hua Xian said, "This is an opportunity, Haw, you have to seize it."

Holding a cup filled with black coffee in his hand, Hua Xian leaned against Guo Jiji's desk, looking very delicate.When he said before that the fat and water would not flow into the fields of outsiders, he said that Jiji was suitable, but now Shen Shihuai's throat hurts, and he said this is an opportunity, Guo Jiji thought, why does this person always have the feeling of a leader...

As soon as Hua Xian said, everyone was enlightened, and Bai Ziluo stepped in front of Guo Haji in two steps: "Haw!" Just shake your arm.

After he finished speaking, he played the role of a leader again, and the rest of the pretty boy group also clenched their fists: "If one person disturbs the base, the whole group will be happy; if chirp disturbs the base, we will be happy!" It's like a child in Africa dancing a hula wrapped in a mass of branches and leaves.

Guo Jiji said with a straight face: "...Draw more pictures when you have time to enrich your life, thank you." He pushed aside the crowd and walked outside.

Shen Shihuai drank one-third of the hot water, only to see Guo Jiji walk into the office with a red face.He frowned, his eyes swept across his red cheeks: "Why so long?"

"I was stopped by them." Guo Jiji's mind was full of the brain hole of the beautiful boy group, and he handed over the chrysanthemum in his hand, and his brain twitched, "Here, my chrysanthemum."

Shen Shihuai: "..."

"No, no," Guo Jiji responded, "Here, my chrysanthemum tea."

Shen Shihuai took it, and said, "No wonder you blush." ​​He took another clean water glass on the table, threw five chrysanthemums into it, and couldn't help but said, "It's useless to tease me like this."

Guo Jiji: ...my boss is even more intelligent than the handsome and handsome group, he really deserves to be a student of design.

He handed over the honey in his hand: "Do you want this, the chrysanthemum is a bit bitter."

Shen Shihuai coughed: "It's because the chrysanthemum tea is a bit bitter."

Guo Jiji: "...Yes, chrysanthemum tea is a bit bitter, and honey can also moisten the throat." He unscrewed the lid, "I usually squeeze a little."

Shen Shihuai pushed the cup over: "You help me add more, I don't know how much to add."

Guo Haw turned the honey jar with the opening facing down, squeezed out a big lump with both hands: "That's enough."

Shen Shihuai looked at a large pile of honey glistening at the bottom of the cup: "Is this called a little?" No matter how you look at it, this also belongs to the category of "a lot"! ?

Guo Jiji likes to eat sweets, and he has no scruples about adding sugar, creamer, and honey. Shen Shihuai didn't know, and thought that what he said was really just a little bit.

Guo Haw didn't think it was too much, he emphasized: "This is just right, trust me, your throat will heal very quickly."

Shen Shihuai nodded: "Okay, thank you." He stood up to get the hot water, and saw Guo Jiji lowering his eyelids, sticking his thumb on the honey cover, clasping his knuckles firmly, biting his lower lip with his teeth, red The little expression on his face is a little cute.

Guo Jiji's skin was fair, and when he blushed, he didn't look like Guan Gong at all, but rather like a sweet and overripe peach. Shen Shihuai was a little dazed for a while, but after realizing it, he hypnotized himself: Think about his circle of friends, think about him Run, think about his fart personality!

Shen Shihuai!hold onto!Can't be teased by him!

Guo Haji left the honey and chrysanthemum tea on Shen Shihuai's table: "I'll return it to you when you're better, I'm going out."

Shen Shihuai was still hypnotizing himself and ignored him.Guo Haji glanced at the figure standing in front of the water dispenser, thinking that the manager was so strange that he ignored him.

Everyone in the pretty boy group was still waiting for Guo Jiji to come back to report the situation of the battle, but Guo Jiji ignored them and walked back to his desk.Everyone flocked to Liu Liang's table, and had a heated discussion for a while, and then no one knew who brought up the topic of eating, and everyone started talking about lunch again.

Guo Haw glanced at his phone, it was only nine fifteen.He picked up the cup and was about to go to the tea room to make coffee and milk tea, when he heard Bai Ziluo enthusiastically suggest: "Let's have a lunch competition at noon, if you have money, get it!"

rich?Guo Jiji paused, returned to his seat, and then moved the chair to Liu Liang's table, and began to participate in the topic: "How to compete?"

Bai Ziluo looked around, and said, "There are thirteen of us in total. We will start a meal race when it's time for dinner. Whoever wins the first place will get a bonus of 600 yuan. This bonus will be awarded to each of the twelve losers. 50 out."

Hua Xian raised his hand: "I won't participate, I will lose weight."

Bai Ziluo: "... Then No.1 will be rewarded with 550, and the rest will still be rewarded with 50."

Liu Liang was the first to agree: "Okay, but how do you see who is number one?"

Bai Ziluo: "If you think you are number one, go to window No. 6, confirm with Dafan Uncle, and say the secret code 'hello, am I pretty and handsome?', if you are number one, the uncle will answer 'You are', if No, the uncle will shake his head and answer 'outdated internet celebrity'."

Guo Jiji: "...What kind of silly code is this? How did the uncle know our code?"

"Don't worry about this," Bai Ziluo took out his phone, triumphantly, "I have his WeChat account. I guarantee it will be fair and open. I will call him on WeChat now and tell him about it. You guys should testify."

Everyone uttered one sentence after another, looking at the team leader as if they were aliens: "Bailuobo, you even have the WeChat account of the cafeteria uncle!"

Bai Ziluo was also very helpless: "I can't help it. I want to eat more meat. How can my relationship with the cafeteria uncle be bad? I often send him holiday wishes, okay?"

Guo Jiji glanced at the shameless Bai Ziluo, and said what everyone was thinking: "Group leader, you can even handle the uncle in the cafeteria who often shakes his hands and doesn't serve food, but you are still single."

Bai Ziluo: "I'll fuck you."

The author has something to say:

Guo Jiji: Here, my chrysanthemum...tea [smiles]

Sorry, the time is wrong, it should be February, winter, so I edited the previous article. [cover face]