A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

Not every chicken can turn into a human. Although there are many fairies in the society, they all try to hide their fairy identities as much as possible, and help their clan demons as humans.

Take Chicken Essence as an example, since Guo Jiji hatched from an egg, he has a foundation of aura and has the possibility of becoming a fairy, so he was bought by the director of Chicken Essence Kindergarten—a man who was also born as Essence of Chicken—and joined other youngsters. Young chickens live together in the kindergarten, absorb the essence of the world, the sun and the moon, watch human movies, and learn the basic skills of human life. When they are about six years old, they will transform into human beings, and then they will be admitted to the welfare home founded by the director.The orphanage receives donations from goblin elites from all over the year, and this part of the donations is used to sponsor the little goblins to go to school.

When a goblin becomes an adult, not only does his appearance and body change, but his lifespan also changes.As a chicken, its lifespan is seven to eight years at most, but it can live as long as a human when it transforms into a human and absorbs the aura of heaven and earth.

Guo Haw's parents have no aura, and have not turned into a human being. He was taken away at birth and raised as a human being, and he has never seen the rest of his brothers and sisters.

As a web UI designer, Guo Haw earned a lot of money, but he was not willing to spend money, did not buy a car, and rented a house in an old community.At 08:30 in the evening, he walked out wearing a khaki sweater and walked to the gate of the community.He just told Shen Shihuai the address, and Shen Shihuai said that he happened to be on the way and could come to pick him up.

If someone picks it up, it can save a lot of transportation expenses, Guo Haji naturally agreed without hesitation.

Guo Haw waited for 10 minutes, and saw a silver-white car driving in front of him, the lights flashed twice, and then the window rolled down, revealing Shen Shihuai's rather handsome face: "Get in the car."

Guo Haw put away his phone and got into the co-pilot: "Manager, your car is so ugly."

Silver and white, in Guo Jiji's eyes, is the representative color of ugliness. Shen Shihuai was shot by his arrow and couldn't help but want to hurt him: "Oh? Then what kind of car do you think looks good?"

"That one!" Guo Jiji stretched out his hand and pointed to the side. Shen Shihuai glanced at it, and suddenly there was old blood in his throat. On the side was a boxy car with red in yellow, gray in red, and orange in gray. big truck.

Shen Shihuai turned a corner and entered the parking garage of the barbecue restaurant: "I can see your style. It's the same as the clothes on your body."

"It's just as good-looking, right?" Guo Haji didn't know where the confidence came from, pointing to the clothes on his body, "I feel like I'm stuffed with yolk buns."

Shen Shihuai: "...No, you look like a cornball."

Wowotou Guo Jiji resentfully followed Shen Shihuai into the barbecue restaurant, and couldn't help comforting himself in his heart: Shen Shihuai has bad eyesight and poor aesthetics, so he doesn't care about him.

The full name of the barbecue restaurant is Fatty’s BBQ restaurant. It is a place where beautiful and handsome groups often come to have dinner. The owner is a fat middle-aged man. The barbecue stall is placed outside the store, equipped with a big fan, blowing strong winds.Even in winter, the owner doesn't wear clothes when grilling, with a big belly and sweating, which is very cool.

When Guo Haji proposed to eat barbecue in this restaurant, he specifically reminded Shen Shihuai not to wear a suit: "You have to dress more civilianly."

Son of Shen: What is civilian point?

Guo Jiji: Ordinary clothes, old man’s trousers, a pair of cotton slippers.

Son of Shen: ...

Shen Shihuai couldn't go out wearing old man's trousers and cotton slippers, so he was equipped with a pair of sweatpants and a pair of running shoes. Guo Haw sat down and glanced at the bottom of the table. It was a brand he knew, and there were thousands of pairs.

rich people.

So Guo Jiji ordered the ingredients without hesitation. I want squid, saury, hot plate tofu, lobster is a must, pork belly is also here...

Shen Shihuai let him order, took a look at the menu paper after ordering, and said strangely: "Why do you only order one?"

Guo Jiji: "I...well, I have a small appetite." What a shame, a man has a small appetite!

The beautiful and handsome group went out to eat barbecue together, and they would order a lot. Guo Jiji usually only ate a little bit on a skewer with chopsticks, and gave the rest to Liu Liang. Shall I eat a bunch together?"

Shen Shihuai's expression suddenly became a little strange.

Guo Haw didn't find it strange at all, he was used to this way of eating: "I'll use my chopsticks to poke a little off, and you eat the rest, do you mind?"

Shen Shihuai: "Guo Jiji, can you be smarter about how you flirt with me?"

Guo Jiji: "...???" Damn it, I almost forgot that this person has love paranoia!He took a deep breath, and in Shen Shihuai's eyes, he was a little short of breath.

Shen Shihuai: "I won't eat a bunch with you..."

"Stop talking!" Guo Jiji grabbed the menu paper angrily, and wrote 2 on the front of each serving, "Is one serving of tofu okay? One catty of lobster? Don't tell me you don't even mind sharing a plate with me. "

Shen Shihuai sighed, feeling that he had to take his time to refuse, and said: "Don't be sad, I can accept these."

Guo Haw automatically ignored the first half of his sentence, and handed him the menu: "Look again, what do you want?"

Shen Shihuai looked again, and found something wrong: "Why don't you eat chicken?"

The barbecue restaurant has chicken gizzards, chicken hearts, chicken breasts, chicken wings, chicken feet, etc., which are all popular ingredients for barbecue, and Guo Jiji didn't order any of them.

Guo Haw took out two paper towels to wipe the table: "If you want to eat some, I won't."

Shen Shihuai added two skewers of chicken wings.The two sat awkwardly facing each other, Shen Shihuai didn't know what to say, and Guo Haji wanted to play with his mobile phone.

Guo Jiji lowered his head and searched on Baidu, "What should I do if my boss suffers from love paranoia?"

The answers were varied, and some people even asked how they met a boss who had love delusions and wanted to throw himself into his arms.Guo Haw flicked through the pages of answers, but couldn't find any reliable ones, so he logged into the Goblin Forum and posted a post.

Within 5 minutes, his post was deleted, and the administrator sent him a private message: "Show affectionate fuck off."

Guo Jiji: ...How can I show affection?

The administrator threw over the deleted post, with a few lines marked on it with a black background: "I look very good, he is nine, he is tall and rich, but his aesthetics is not very good, he likes black, white and gray" "He Think I like him, how can I let him get rid of this idea" "Now he sits next to me and eats barbecue"

Administrator: Isn't this a show of affection?A full man does not know a hungry man is hungry!

Guo Haw: ...

Crazy, he quickly exited the forum, and when he looked up, he saw Shen Shihuai staring at him.

Guo Haw looked down at his clothes: "What are you looking at?"

Shen Shihuai withdrew his gaze: "It's nothing." Just now Guo Jiji lowered his head to play with his mobile phone, he was very obedient, and his usual blind and confident attitude of baring his teeth and claws faded away from him, which really caught Shen Shihuai's mind.

If Guo Haw always looked like this, then he would definitely pursue him actively.

Everything ordered was served on the table. Guo Jiji ate a spoonful of tofu, ate two lobsters, and then looked for the pork belly he ordered on a plate of barbecue.He put the chicken wings alone on the far side, obviously not thinking about eating them at all.

Shen Shihuai opened the conversation: "I thought you liked chicken very much."

Guo Jiji: "Ah? Why?"

"Because your WeChat avatar is a chicken."

Guo Jiji's profile picture is a rooster with a fiery comb, with one leg raised, its paws slightly curved, the little black bean's eyes are as bright as a lake under the moonlight, and his small expression is particularly proud.The feathers on the rooster were as shiny as wax.Guo Jiji bit off a piece of pork belly: "Oh, that one, it's me... my favorite chicken."

Almost said my own photo.Guo Haw's profile picture was taken by the director before he became an adult. Guo Haw felt that the photo was very majestic. Since he got WeChat, he set the photo as his profile picture, and it hasn't changed.

Guo Haw himself doesn't eat chicken, he simply doesn't want to eat his own kind, which is the same as humans don't eat human flesh, but he won't stop others from eating chicken.The chickens that were eaten were all ordinary chickens without souls and thoughts, and Guo Jiji couldn't resonate with them spiritually.In the kindergarten, the first education lesson they receive is to recognize the difference between themselves and ordinary chickens so that they can better adapt to human life.

It is cruel to be eaten, but the law of the jungle is the principle of survival. Guo Jiji can't change it, and humans can't change it either.

Guo Haji put aside the pork belly that he had eaten, and picked up a bunch of cauliflower: "I like chicken, but I don't like to eat them."

"Huh?" Shen Shihuai became curious, "Then what do you like about them?"

It's not because of the taste of chicken that I like chicken, is it because of the appearance of chicken?Is the appearance of the rooster comparable to my own?Shen Shihuai picked up the chicken wings and started to eat the first one.

Guo Haw opened WeChat, enlarged his profile picture, and began to argue fiercely.Anyway, nonsense is also boasting about yourself, no loss.

"Look at this rooster, does it give you a particularly backbone feeling? I just like his arrogance and handsomeness, exuding confidence from the inside out, and he looks like an elite chicken. From the appearance, no matter Whether it's comb, feathers, beak, or tail, they are all perfect, hey, where did this peerless and handsome chicken come from?" Guo Jiji boasted intoxicatedly while holding his mobile phone, "Look at his resolute little eyes again. Look, he is an inexhaustible genius!"

Shen Shihuai: "...I think this chicken in my hand is also a rare chicken, and it is very fragrant."

Guo Haji turned his attention to the chicken wings that Shen Shihuai ate, with a sad expression on his face: "You look like a mediocre chicken, and its fate can't be decided by yourself, but it will settle down in your stomach with cumin and chili powder. His soul has nowhere to rest, but perishes in the fire."

Shen Shihuai: "..." He silently put down the half-eaten chicken wings, and suddenly couldn't eat any more, feeling very guilty.

After Shen Shihuai finished eating the barbecue except the chicken wings, he saw that Guo Jiji on the opposite side ate only one piece of each skewer, and put them together as if they hadn't moved: "You don't want to eat?"

Guo Haji glanced at him: "I really can't eat it."

Shen Shihuai couldn't believe it: "Can't even eat this? No wonder you are so thin." There were only a dozen skewers of barbecue, and Shen Shihuai noticed that Guo Jiji didn't even move the tofu and lobster.Basically eat by yourself.

Half a plate of barbecue was placed on the table, it looked really wasteful, Guo Jiji's hand was about to move: "Can you still eat it? Help me eat it?" After speaking, he was afraid that he would think too much, and said, "I'm really It's not to tease you."

Damn, it's even weirder to say this!It would be better not to say it!

Shen Shihuai took a deep look at him, and said earnestly: "That's not how you flirt with people."

"...If I want to tease you, I will eat it with my mouth instead of poking it with chopsticks."

"But there is also your saliva on the chopsticks."

Guo Haw had nothing to say.He took out a tissue to wipe his mouth, and muttered softly, "If you don't eat, you don't eat, anyway, you pay for it." He stood up, "Let's go?"

Shen Shihuai nodded: "En."

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Later Shen Shihuai: Fuck, Haw, stop flirting!

Guo Jiji:? ? ?I didn't flirt...