A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin
Chapter 6 Chapter 6
Guo Haw suddenly got a way to earn extra money, and he floated into the pretty boy group in a good mood. Seeing him happy, Liu Liang leaned over: "Isn't it? It's done so quickly?"
Guo Haw looked contemptuous: "What are you thinking? I just made money."
Liu Liang became interested: "Is there a new order? How much is it?"
Guo Jiji stretched out five fingers, Liu Liang guessed: "50?"
Guo Jiji shook his head, and Liu Liang continued to guess: "Fifty thousand? It's a bit low."
Guo Haw still shook his head, Liu Liang stretched out his hand and pressed his hand, saying: "Hawk, don't answer it, it's only 5000 yuan, it's too little."
Guo Jiji: "Wrong, it's fifty. But it's a long-term benefit. I can earn five yuan a day just by moving my mouth!" Five yuan is enough to buy another rice ball with pork floss and pork loin!
Liu Liang was defeated: "Okay, as long as you are happy." I have known for a long time that Guo Jiji is an iron rooster.
With extra money, Guo Jiji was no longer lazy to get up, and even went downstairs to buy rice balls from the auntie 5 minutes earlier.Shen Shihuai was not obsessed with the ingredients of the rice balls, Guo Haji brought him several tricks instead.
Before leaving get off work on Friday, Guo Jiji handed in his production draft, and then returned home happily.For lazy people, weekends are the best benefits. They can lie in bed all day, and the benefits of a small stomach will be revealed at this time - even if Guo Jiji only eats one meal a day, he will not be hungry. Lie down for as long as you want.
On Friday night, Guo Jiji moved two bags of bread from the living room to the bedside, preparing to sleep in the warm bed, when he received a WeChat message from Shen Shihuai.
Shen Son: Guo Haw! !
Guo Jiji:?what?
Shen Zi: What happened to your production draft?
Guo Jiji:?Isn't it beautiful?I am very satisfied.
Son of Shen: Do you think it looks good?
Shen Shihuai was turning on the computer at home, staring at the production draft handed in by Guo Jiji, dumbfounded.The sketch drawn by Guo Jiji is very standard and very artistic. The shape of the icon made by PS is the same as the sketch, but what about the color?
Shen Shihuai stared at the golden icons on the computer, feeling his eyes were hurting, he scrolled down with the mouse, and found that the colors were either gold or red, and gradients were mostly used, and the borders were mixed with black, making people think they were walking into the Forbidden City.
Guo Jiji on the opposite side was still boasting, and Shen Shihuai replied: This art museum is a post-modern art museum.
Guo Haw: ...
Guo Haw tried to save it: Post-modern art museums can also be resplendent.
Guo Jiji likes resplendent and resplendent colors the most. He loves gold and red, especially earthy yellow, because this is his own color!The color of the rooster is his favorite color.He often brings this kind of love into his work, and this time he received the list from the art museum, which made him very excited.
Art gallery!Isn't it golden and red!
He very happily matched the colors of the icons to catch the eye, ensuring that people would know that it is a cultural and art museum at a glance. They never thought that the definition of this art museum is post-modern art!
Guo Haw was so sad, he felt that his work could not pass the test.
The icon will be shown to the partner next Monday, and Shen Shihuai wants Guo Haji to change it now.Shen Shihuai explained to him: "Mainly use black, white and gray tones, with cool colors as an auxiliary."
What Guo Haji hates the most are cold colors and black, white and grey. He said it, and he was so arrogant in his heart. He scolded the color ugly while changing it. Because of the deep resentment, the changed one always lacks a little feeling.
Shen Shihuai was still not satisfied until ten o'clock in the evening.He thought for a while and said, "No rush, there are still two days left, you go to bed first, and you can change it when you get up tomorrow."
Guo Haw said yes, but didn't stop working.Designers are a bit obsessive-compulsive, and so is Guo Jiji, who can't complete the task and always keep it in his heart, which is uncomfortable.
But he is not the kind of madman who only works. He likes to work for a while and play with his mobile phone for a while. Recently, he spends most of his mobile phone time chatting with Xiao Mi.
Xiao Mi endured her shyness and invited her boyfriend to take a bath, but she was rejected on the first day, and also on the second day, and on the third day, her boyfriend couldn't take it anymore, and pressed him to kiss him.But still did not agree to take a bath together.
Guo Haw: Did you succeed today?
Xiao Mi: No QAQ, but a kiss.
Xiao Mi is three weeks away from her 19th birthday.Thinking of what would happen that day, Guo Jiji trembled and typed: You should just say it directly.
Xiao Mi: I want to wait until I have to say it.
Guo Haw: ...
Guo Haw couldn't help but think, if he was a sex monster... probably he would be the same as Xiao Mi, unwilling to speak out.He is now a chicken spirit, and he is considered a better kind of demon among all the fairies. Except for blushing and eating less, he is basically the same as a normal human being. Dumb like broken copper, not like lemon essence, the saliva is sour to bitter.
Guo Jiji sent another message to encourage Xiao Mi, and after the encouragement, he continued to make designs until two o'clock in the morning, and finally he was satisfied with the color.He sent the final drawing of the work to Shen Shihuai via WeChat, then put the computer on the floor, and fell asleep with his body tilted, before the quilt was covered in time.
Shen Shihuai was stunned when he received the picture in the morning. The colors were all changed, with a strong post-modern atmosphere, which matched the art gallery itself. Shen Shihuai had been to that art gallery before, and the color inside was quite cold.He looked at these pictures, and then looked at the magnificent first draft, and felt that Guo Haji was indeed talented in production.
Change what looks like, just change the color of the icon, and the feeling will be completely changed.
Shen Shihuai glanced at the time he received, it was 48:[-] in the morning.It's so late, the other party hasn't slept yet?Just to change the color?
Shen Shihuai sent a message: Guo Haw?
Nothing came to light, probably still sleeping.
Guo Jiji didn't wake up until the afternoon, and his eyes still hurt when he opened his eyes. He woke up early on Friday, went to bed late, and couldn't bear it.He touched the phone next to the pillow, played a song, and closed his eyes for another 3 minutes while listening to the music.
The phone vibrated twice, Guo Jiji opened WeChat and found that Shen Shihuai had sent him two messages, one was at [-]:[-] in the morning, just three words "Guo Jiji?", the other was at [-]:[-] in the afternoon, just now, or three words "are you awake?"
Guo Haw supported the bed and stood up, leaning his back against the head of the bed, and sent Shen Shihuai a message: I'm awake, is it okay to change it like this?
Shen Shihuai returned quickly: No problem, you changed it to early morning?
Guo Haw: That's right, otherwise how could I have slept till now.
Son of Shen: Thank you for your hard work.
Shen Shihuai thought that according to Guo Jiji's temperament, he should be lazy whenever he could. After all, the other party couldn't even run two laps, and had to walk for 10 minutes. He didn't expect the other party to work so hard.
Shen Shihuai recalled the [-]-word self-criticism written by Guo Jiji a few days ago. The first thousand words said that he was serious about his work, and now it seems that it is not completely false.Thinking of this, he thought of the other party's late arrival: Do you sleep so late every day?
No reply was received.
Guo Haw was yawning and brushing his teeth in the bathroom. He just woke up and wanted to eat the bread that was put on the bedside last night. After unpacking it, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't brushed his teeth yet.Teeth are very important to human beings. Guo Jiji had no teeth before, and the stones he swallowed were hard and dirty. After being transformed, he cherished his white teeth very much. He not only brushed his teeth in the morning and evening, but also had his teeth washed once a year, and had regular oral examinations. .
He had already eaten enough, if his teeth had problems again, the types of food he could eat would be reduced, which would be like torture to Guo Haji.
After brushing his teeth, Guo Jiji took a shower on the way, came out wrapped in a bathrobe, and saw Shen Shihuai's message.
Guo Jiji's clever mind instantly realized that this is an opportunity!
He typed a lot of sincere words: Yes, because I have obsessive-compulsive disorder in design, I must pursue perfection, so I stay late every day, and basically go to bed after midnight. I once wanted to make a satisfactory design. draft, went to bed at five o'clock, and went to work after four hours of sleep.I love the design job and want to do every task perfectly...
It is really sad for the listener and tears for the hearer.
Guo Haw's lifelong mastery of Chinese is integrated into this passage!
Five minutes later, Shen's son replied: Hard work, hard work.You did very well.
...Why does Shen Shihuai's Chinese seem to be worse than mine?Guo Haw continued typing: What about the late salary?
Son of Shen: ...or deduction, it's two different things.Don't be late this month.Do not stay up late.
Guo Haw really wanted to withdraw those sincere words.Waste of this spicy chicken emotion!
Guo Haw lay back on the bed again, and chatted with Shen Shihuai from time to time until the meal time, Shen Shihuai asked him why he didn't go to eat.
Guo Haw looked at the bread beside the bed, and then at his stomach, and felt that the real reason was embarrassing, so he said, "I don't have any friends to accompany me."
Guo Haw only has a good relationship with everyone in the pretty and handsome group. Before going to school, he was with human beings, and he didn't make close friends.
He also has no relatives to transform into, and in human terms, he is an orphan.
Shen Shihuai didn't expect this kind of answer. After thinking about the other party's stinky personality, he suddenly felt that it was very normal for Guo Haji to have no friends.
Son of Shen: Then you come out, I will treat you to dinner.
Guo Jiji:? ? ?real?
Son of Shen: Really, what do you want to eat?
Seeing the other party so happy, Shen Shihuai felt a little sad, would he be so happy as long as someone eats with him?
Guo Jiji replied quickly: I want to eat barbecue, see you at nine o'clock in the evening!
Shen Shihuai: OK.
Guo Haw threw away the phone, and spread his hands happily on the bed: "It can save money for supper!"
The author has something to say:
Manager Shen, you really think too much ==
Guo Haw looked contemptuous: "What are you thinking? I just made money."
Liu Liang became interested: "Is there a new order? How much is it?"
Guo Jiji stretched out five fingers, Liu Liang guessed: "50?"
Guo Jiji shook his head, and Liu Liang continued to guess: "Fifty thousand? It's a bit low."
Guo Haw still shook his head, Liu Liang stretched out his hand and pressed his hand, saying: "Hawk, don't answer it, it's only 5000 yuan, it's too little."
Guo Jiji: "Wrong, it's fifty. But it's a long-term benefit. I can earn five yuan a day just by moving my mouth!" Five yuan is enough to buy another rice ball with pork floss and pork loin!
Liu Liang was defeated: "Okay, as long as you are happy." I have known for a long time that Guo Jiji is an iron rooster.
With extra money, Guo Jiji was no longer lazy to get up, and even went downstairs to buy rice balls from the auntie 5 minutes earlier.Shen Shihuai was not obsessed with the ingredients of the rice balls, Guo Haji brought him several tricks instead.
Before leaving get off work on Friday, Guo Jiji handed in his production draft, and then returned home happily.For lazy people, weekends are the best benefits. They can lie in bed all day, and the benefits of a small stomach will be revealed at this time - even if Guo Jiji only eats one meal a day, he will not be hungry. Lie down for as long as you want.
On Friday night, Guo Jiji moved two bags of bread from the living room to the bedside, preparing to sleep in the warm bed, when he received a WeChat message from Shen Shihuai.
Shen Son: Guo Haw! !
Guo Jiji:?what?
Shen Zi: What happened to your production draft?
Guo Jiji:?Isn't it beautiful?I am very satisfied.
Son of Shen: Do you think it looks good?
Shen Shihuai was turning on the computer at home, staring at the production draft handed in by Guo Jiji, dumbfounded.The sketch drawn by Guo Jiji is very standard and very artistic. The shape of the icon made by PS is the same as the sketch, but what about the color?
Shen Shihuai stared at the golden icons on the computer, feeling his eyes were hurting, he scrolled down with the mouse, and found that the colors were either gold or red, and gradients were mostly used, and the borders were mixed with black, making people think they were walking into the Forbidden City.
Guo Jiji on the opposite side was still boasting, and Shen Shihuai replied: This art museum is a post-modern art museum.
Guo Haw: ...
Guo Haw tried to save it: Post-modern art museums can also be resplendent.
Guo Jiji likes resplendent and resplendent colors the most. He loves gold and red, especially earthy yellow, because this is his own color!The color of the rooster is his favorite color.He often brings this kind of love into his work, and this time he received the list from the art museum, which made him very excited.
Art gallery!Isn't it golden and red!
He very happily matched the colors of the icons to catch the eye, ensuring that people would know that it is a cultural and art museum at a glance. They never thought that the definition of this art museum is post-modern art!
Guo Haw was so sad, he felt that his work could not pass the test.
The icon will be shown to the partner next Monday, and Shen Shihuai wants Guo Haji to change it now.Shen Shihuai explained to him: "Mainly use black, white and gray tones, with cool colors as an auxiliary."
What Guo Haji hates the most are cold colors and black, white and grey. He said it, and he was so arrogant in his heart. He scolded the color ugly while changing it. Because of the deep resentment, the changed one always lacks a little feeling.
Shen Shihuai was still not satisfied until ten o'clock in the evening.He thought for a while and said, "No rush, there are still two days left, you go to bed first, and you can change it when you get up tomorrow."
Guo Haw said yes, but didn't stop working.Designers are a bit obsessive-compulsive, and so is Guo Jiji, who can't complete the task and always keep it in his heart, which is uncomfortable.
But he is not the kind of madman who only works. He likes to work for a while and play with his mobile phone for a while. Recently, he spends most of his mobile phone time chatting with Xiao Mi.
Xiao Mi endured her shyness and invited her boyfriend to take a bath, but she was rejected on the first day, and also on the second day, and on the third day, her boyfriend couldn't take it anymore, and pressed him to kiss him.But still did not agree to take a bath together.
Guo Haw: Did you succeed today?
Xiao Mi: No QAQ, but a kiss.
Xiao Mi is three weeks away from her 19th birthday.Thinking of what would happen that day, Guo Jiji trembled and typed: You should just say it directly.
Xiao Mi: I want to wait until I have to say it.
Guo Haw: ...
Guo Haw couldn't help but think, if he was a sex monster... probably he would be the same as Xiao Mi, unwilling to speak out.He is now a chicken spirit, and he is considered a better kind of demon among all the fairies. Except for blushing and eating less, he is basically the same as a normal human being. Dumb like broken copper, not like lemon essence, the saliva is sour to bitter.
Guo Jiji sent another message to encourage Xiao Mi, and after the encouragement, he continued to make designs until two o'clock in the morning, and finally he was satisfied with the color.He sent the final drawing of the work to Shen Shihuai via WeChat, then put the computer on the floor, and fell asleep with his body tilted, before the quilt was covered in time.
Shen Shihuai was stunned when he received the picture in the morning. The colors were all changed, with a strong post-modern atmosphere, which matched the art gallery itself. Shen Shihuai had been to that art gallery before, and the color inside was quite cold.He looked at these pictures, and then looked at the magnificent first draft, and felt that Guo Haji was indeed talented in production.
Change what looks like, just change the color of the icon, and the feeling will be completely changed.
Shen Shihuai glanced at the time he received, it was 48:[-] in the morning.It's so late, the other party hasn't slept yet?Just to change the color?
Shen Shihuai sent a message: Guo Haw?
Nothing came to light, probably still sleeping.
Guo Jiji didn't wake up until the afternoon, and his eyes still hurt when he opened his eyes. He woke up early on Friday, went to bed late, and couldn't bear it.He touched the phone next to the pillow, played a song, and closed his eyes for another 3 minutes while listening to the music.
The phone vibrated twice, Guo Jiji opened WeChat and found that Shen Shihuai had sent him two messages, one was at [-]:[-] in the morning, just three words "Guo Jiji?", the other was at [-]:[-] in the afternoon, just now, or three words "are you awake?"
Guo Haw supported the bed and stood up, leaning his back against the head of the bed, and sent Shen Shihuai a message: I'm awake, is it okay to change it like this?
Shen Shihuai returned quickly: No problem, you changed it to early morning?
Guo Haw: That's right, otherwise how could I have slept till now.
Son of Shen: Thank you for your hard work.
Shen Shihuai thought that according to Guo Jiji's temperament, he should be lazy whenever he could. After all, the other party couldn't even run two laps, and had to walk for 10 minutes. He didn't expect the other party to work so hard.
Shen Shihuai recalled the [-]-word self-criticism written by Guo Jiji a few days ago. The first thousand words said that he was serious about his work, and now it seems that it is not completely false.Thinking of this, he thought of the other party's late arrival: Do you sleep so late every day?
No reply was received.
Guo Haw was yawning and brushing his teeth in the bathroom. He just woke up and wanted to eat the bread that was put on the bedside last night. After unpacking it, he suddenly remembered that he hadn't brushed his teeth yet.Teeth are very important to human beings. Guo Jiji had no teeth before, and the stones he swallowed were hard and dirty. After being transformed, he cherished his white teeth very much. He not only brushed his teeth in the morning and evening, but also had his teeth washed once a year, and had regular oral examinations. .
He had already eaten enough, if his teeth had problems again, the types of food he could eat would be reduced, which would be like torture to Guo Haji.
After brushing his teeth, Guo Jiji took a shower on the way, came out wrapped in a bathrobe, and saw Shen Shihuai's message.
Guo Jiji's clever mind instantly realized that this is an opportunity!
He typed a lot of sincere words: Yes, because I have obsessive-compulsive disorder in design, I must pursue perfection, so I stay late every day, and basically go to bed after midnight. I once wanted to make a satisfactory design. draft, went to bed at five o'clock, and went to work after four hours of sleep.I love the design job and want to do every task perfectly...
It is really sad for the listener and tears for the hearer.
Guo Haw's lifelong mastery of Chinese is integrated into this passage!
Five minutes later, Shen's son replied: Hard work, hard work.You did very well.
...Why does Shen Shihuai's Chinese seem to be worse than mine?Guo Haw continued typing: What about the late salary?
Son of Shen: ...or deduction, it's two different things.Don't be late this month.Do not stay up late.
Guo Haw really wanted to withdraw those sincere words.Waste of this spicy chicken emotion!
Guo Haw lay back on the bed again, and chatted with Shen Shihuai from time to time until the meal time, Shen Shihuai asked him why he didn't go to eat.
Guo Haw looked at the bread beside the bed, and then at his stomach, and felt that the real reason was embarrassing, so he said, "I don't have any friends to accompany me."
Guo Haw only has a good relationship with everyone in the pretty and handsome group. Before going to school, he was with human beings, and he didn't make close friends.
He also has no relatives to transform into, and in human terms, he is an orphan.
Shen Shihuai didn't expect this kind of answer. After thinking about the other party's stinky personality, he suddenly felt that it was very normal for Guo Haji to have no friends.
Son of Shen: Then you come out, I will treat you to dinner.
Guo Jiji:? ? ?real?
Son of Shen: Really, what do you want to eat?
Seeing the other party so happy, Shen Shihuai felt a little sad, would he be so happy as long as someone eats with him?
Guo Jiji replied quickly: I want to eat barbecue, see you at nine o'clock in the evening!
Shen Shihuai: OK.
Guo Haw threw away the phone, and spread his hands happily on the bed: "It can save money for supper!"
The author has something to say:
Manager Shen, you really think too much ==
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