A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

Guo Haw didn't keep his good start, and the next day, he was late again.But he was only 1 minute late. He walked into the office stooping, squatted under the time card, and furtively turned the volume of the machine to the minimum and put his thumb up.

"Late." The cold machine voice sounded low.

Guo Chirp withdrew his hand, turned up the volume, and before he got up, he heard Liu Liang yelling majesticly in the corner: "Chirp! You're late again!"

Guo Jiji: "...Damn Liu Liang, is your brain squeezed by the door?"

The heated discussion at noon yesterday continued into the evening. Bai Ziluo even changed the group name of the beautiful and handsome boys to "Jiji disturbs the base, the whole group is happy!", and crazily brainwashed Guo Jiji in the group, asking him to see Shen Shihuai's handsomeness clearly.

Guo Jiji: "Don't look, I'm not as handsome."

Hearing what he said, Tang Yuan directly threw out a photo of Manager Shen's ID, and even took a short video to analyze it with him.Guo Jiji clicked on it, and found that this person turned on PS, used the ruler, and said, "Manager Shen's face is a golden ratio face. You can see that the length from his eyes to his mouth is x centimeters, and the length of his face is y. The latter accounted for 32.7%, and looking at his eye distance w and face width z, the former accounted for 41.872% of the latter.”

Guo Jiji sneered after reading it, and after exiting, he found that Tang Yuan had posted a new one. He clicked in and looked again. It was a full-body photo of Shen Shihuai. Tang Yuan still used the ruler to analyze it there: "Manager Shen's standard nine-headed body photo ..."

Guo Haw typed indifferently: "It's impossible to disturb the foundation, it's impossible in this life, I can only live by looking at my own beauty."

Liu Liang: "Don't worry about Jiji, he just thinks he is upright. Think about our bright future after he ruins the foundation!"

Everyone who was engaged in the design had big brain holes, and within 10 minutes, Guo Haji saw that they were already fantasizing about Shen Shihuai's crazy love for himself, so much that he loved the pretty boy group for a raise.

Liu Liang thought the best: "Don't say go to work at ten o'clock, maybe we don't have to go to work! Work from home!"

Guo Jiji was expressionless: "Wake up, I don't like Shen Shihuai."

Tang Yuan refused to accept it, and said earnestly: "Everything is possible, haw! You are the face of the beautiful and handsome group! We will definitely be the push behind you and assist you to stir up the foundation!"

Guo Jiji: "..."

Guo Haw recovered from the memory of last night, he was still squatting under the clock.Liu Liang stood at the desk in the corner and reprimanded him: "Hey, why are you late? You said clearly last night that you didn't want Manager Shen to disappoint you."

Guo Haji rolled his eyes, stood up, patted his knees, and walked over: "Act, continue to act."

Liu Liang really continued to act. He is a hunchback and a tall man, but he plays the image of a teller who will cry in the next second, which makes people feel very disillusioned: "Oh, you said you bought it for Manager Shen. It's time for breakfast."

Guo Jiji was irritable: "Fuck you... I said you're really acting? Can't you understand the irony?"

Liu Liang pointed behind him and lowered his voice: "Manager Shen is looking at you."

Damn it, isn't it? Guo Jiji immediately turned his head, and saw Shen Shihuai standing at the door with his pockets in his pocket, looking straight at himself, with a helpless expression on his face and deep eyes.

Guo Haw felt desperate for a while, he felt that the label of a crush on himself was getting stronger and stronger.

Liu Liang poked his waist: "Hurry up and give him breakfast."

Guo Jiji turned his head and squeezed out a voice between his teeth: "Then what should I eat?"

In order not to be late in the morning, Guo Jiji bought a meat floss loin rice ball and a bag of soy milk at the roadside stall downstairs at home. If he gave it up to others right now, he would be hungry until noon.

Liu Liang said triumphantly: "I prepared □□3+2 sandwich biscuits for you, lemon flavor."

Guo Haji reluctantly went out, stood in front of Shen Shihuai, and explained: "Liu Liang is talking nonsense."

Shen Shihuai didn't look at him, but looked at the tempered glass on the opposite side - after Guo Jiji came out, all the beautiful and pretty boys lay down on the glass, their three-dimensional faces were flattened, and everyone looked hopeful.

Shen Shihuai guessed for a while, then lowered his head to look at Guo Haji, and sure enough, he found that his face was blushing again.He stretched out his hand: "What about breakfast?"

Guo Haw didn't know that the misunderstanding was as big as a snowball, so he put the rice ball in his palm unwillingly: "Here."

Shen Shihuai grabbed the rice ball and asked him aloud, "Did you tell the pretty boy group?"

Guo Haw looked puzzled and looked up at him: "What did you say?"

A blushing beautiful boy looked up at him with doubts in his eyes, and his eyes fell on his face. Shen Shihuai immediately felt hit in the heart.

Guo Haji is really good-looking, in terms of appearance, he is exactly the style of Shen Shihuai's dream lover.

He pointed behind Guo Jiji: "They all seem to know that you like me."

Guo Jiji looked back, and saw the beautiful and handsome group scattered around, wandering around the office like ghosts, everyone was doing nothing, pretending to be busy, the most fake of them was Liu Liang, who took all his books down!

Guo Jiji turned his head and explained again: "I really don't like you. Don't be too affectionate."

If it wasn't for the fact that the other party was the general manager, Guo Haji would have pointed at him and called him an idiot.Shen Shihuai saw how stubborn he was pursing his lips, his eyes were bright and resolute, and nodded: "Oh, then why are you blushing?"

"It's my instinct," Guo Haw decided to explain clearly, "I talk to everyone like this, and I blush within 5 minutes."

"Really?" Shen Shihuai didn't believe it at all, but he didn't want to get too entangled in this topic, so he said, "Go to work."

Guo Jiji, as if he had received an amnesty, quickly slipped away, and the first thing he did when he returned to the office was to pick up Liu Liang's book, and help him adjust his position eeriely.

Liu Liang threw the book away, took out the biscuits from the drawer, and slid over on the chair: "Haha, as the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning, you have taken the hardest step, and you will surely succeed in the future."

Guo Haw grabbed the biscuit with his hands, opened it, and bit half of it fiercely: "I don't want to stir up trouble at all!"

"No," Liu Liang refused, "You must lead the whole group to the light."

Bai Ziluo came out of the team leader's room: "Running, everyone, get ready." After finishing speaking, he walked to Guo Jiji's desk, and held his hand kindly: "Jiji, when we can stop running, it all depends on you. You."

Guo Haw withdrew his hand, very coldly: "I strongly recommend that 13 people write a book in blood, the title is "Run His Mother's Steps!""

Bai Ziluo looked serious: "It's too vulgar, this is not the position of the pretty boy group."

In the morning run, Guo Haw ran last as usual, but today Shen Shihuai did not follow, Guo Haw had a chance to be lazy, halfway through the first lap, he found a hiding place to sit down, and started playing with his phone.

Guo Haw is particularly fond of playing with mobile phones. He couldn’t do it when he was a chicken before, but he was overjoyed when he came into contact with this thing as an adult.He gets a new phone every year to keep himself at the forefront of high-end phones.

Xiao Mi sent a message to herself early this morning, "Plan 1, failed."

Guo Jiji thought about it, and asked the other party: "What is Plan 1?"

Xiao Mi: QAQ invited him to take a bath together, but he refused.

Guo Jiji thought to himself: Liu Xiahui is so amazing.He comforted Xiao Mi: It's okay, let's make persistent efforts tonight.

Xiaoya: ok--

Guo Jiji saw Bai Ziluo appearing at the turning corner wheezing, stood up and stretched his wrists, ready to follow at the end and finish half a lap.In the past, if he was so lazy, the beautiful and handsome group would definitely tease him, but this time everyone passed by without saying a word, casting sympathetic looks at him one after another.

Guo Jiji: "???"

The end of the team slowly moved up, and finally ran a man in a black sweatshirt. Guo Haw has 250-degree myopia and didn't wear glasses when running, so he didn't recognize this familiar person just now.

When Shen Shihuai ran in front of Guo Haji, stopped, and frowned to look at him, Guo Haji was a little timid: "Hello, Manager."

Damn, got caught again!Sure enough, he came to beat me!

Shen Shihuai was too scheming, he deliberately didn't run on the first lap, and followed suit on the second lap.

Guo Haji pointed to the team that gradually disappeared from sight: "Run?"

Shen Shihuai didn't move: "What are you doing here? Appreciating your famous beauty?"

Guo Haji likes others to praise him for his handsomeness the most. Once he is praised, he will climb up the pole: "Yes, hey, the angel said that I am like this."

Shen Shihuai was shocked by his thick skin again, so he had to change the subject: "Follow me for one more lap."

Guo Jiji wailed suddenly: "No, I don't want it."

Shen Shihuai looked at him with raised eyebrows: "Oh? Why? Didn't you say that you are physically strong?"

The hole I dug by myself, I have to jump while kneeling, Guo Jiji bit the bullet and said: "It's very good, but the exercise I prefer is to rest."

Shen Shihuai: "Okay, then deduct your wages, and deduct [-] per lap less."

This person actually pinched my weakness, Guo Jiji immediately changed his mind: "I choose to run."

My salary cannot be less than a penny!

Guo Jiji followed Shen Shihuai, panting and running, passed the company gate, and saw all the beautiful and pretty boys pay attention to him, their eyes were very earnest and full of affection.Guo Haw was so tired that he didn't even want to roll his eyes. He slowed down as he ran, and finally just walked.

Shen Shihuai also slowed down with him.There are two-thirds of the lap left, and at Guo Jiji's slow pace, he will have to walk for 10 minutes.But he himself was not in a hurry at all and took out his mobile phone.

Shen Shihuai tilted his head: "Do you want to fix your hair again?"

"No," Guo Jiji said, "It's time to change the desktop of the phone again, and I want to replace my desktop with the back of my head from yesterday."

Shen Shihuai thought of the circle of friends he posted yesterday, and was so blocked that he couldn't speak.He watched Guo Jiji unlock the screen, revealing the current desktop - a selfie of his face, which seems to have been taken just after taking a shower, with tender skin, as if steaming.

Guo Jiji clicked on the photo album, found yesterday's picture of the back of his head, and set it as his desktop.

Shen Shihuai watched him finish, and asked, "Where did you buy the rice balls for the morning?"

"Fantuan?" Guo Jiji turned his head, "My house is downstairs."

Shen Shihuai responded, that rice ball was very delicious, the rice was moderately soft and firm, and the meat floss tasted good. The last time Shen Shihuai ate this kind of rice ball from a small stall was when he was in elementary school.

"Bring me another one tomorrow," Shen Shihuai said, "It's the same as today, and I'll give you money."

Guo Haji put away his phone, rolled his eyes: "Okay, ten yuan each."

Shen Shihuai directly sent him a red envelope of one hundred: "Use it first, and I'll send it out when I run out."

Fuck!Guo Haw was excited, big money!Near to the big money!

The author has something to say:

Guo Haw: Manager Shen is rich!Very good!