A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

Guo Jiji didn't want to care about Shen Shihuai's insanity, he had four or ten minutes to rest after eating, and returned to the office with Liu Liang to turn on the air conditioner.Then all the pretty boys found out that Comrade Huaxian, who was talking about losing weight, was actually holding an insulated box in the office, which was full of white glutinous rice, and there were three dishes and one soup on the table, two vegetables and one meat.

The beautiful and handsome group was furious, Tang Yuan pointed at him tremblingly: "Hua Xian, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person! You eat alone behind our backs!" Several dishes on the table, in terms of color and aroma, were higher than those in the cafeteria. Several grades!

No wonder Huaxian doesn't go to the cafeteria!People have a small stove!

A group of men gathered around Hua Xian's table, staring at the food on the table, almost drooling.

Hua Xian took out two pairs of clean disposable chopsticks from the drawer: "Eat it, finish it for me."

Guo Jiji noticed that Hua Xian hadn't moved a bite, so Liu Liang picked up a piece of braised pork and asked, "Jiji, do you want to eat it?"

Guo Haji rubbed his belly, and shook his head with difficulty: "I don't want to eat." He couldn't eat.

This pheasant has a small stomach!

I hate!

Liu Liang threw it into his mouth with a wave of his hand, leaving him alone and grabbing food with the pretty and pretty boys.

Hua Xian gave up his seat, took a few steps outside and stood side by side with Guo Haw, and asked him, "Shall we go to the tea room?"

"Go for what?"

"Drink coffee."

Coffee is the designer's life-saving medicine. It is said that a fully automatic coffee machine with tens of thousands of yuan is installed in the tea room on the third floor.

Guo Jiji thought for a second, and felt that the coffee was still drinkable, so he picked up the bright red Nescafe coffee cup from the table, and went to the tea room with Hua Xian.

Hua Xian didn't eat, and he seemed to have no energy. He was about the same height as Guo Haw, but in terms of weight... Guo Haw accidentally noticed in the last physical examination that Hua Xian was ten catties lighter than himself...

In fact, from Guo Haji’s point of view, he was already skinny enough, but he didn’t expect Hua Xian to be even thinner. After a year of acquaintance, he heard him crying every day to lose weight.

Hua Xian's slogan for weight loss is: Wear XS size clothes and catch XL length men.

So dirty!

The tea room was quite big, and there was no one there. Guo Jiji pressed the coffee switch and opened the drawer below: "Do you want creamer?"

"No." Hua Xian didn't even look at it, "Black coffee is better."

Guo Jiji: ...he tried Huaxian's favorite black coffee last time, and it was so bitter that he swallowed two small packets of white sugar.He took out three boxes of creamer: "Then I will."

Hua Xian said honestly, "Jiji, you should choose to drink milk tea."

Chuanyang Advertising Company didn't know what to think, but it didn't serve milk tea in the pantry on the third floor!Guo Haw once asked the former manager, who said it was because there were no girls.

Can there be no milk tea without girls?Guo Jiji was very angry, but he couldn't say that he likes to drink milk tea.

Why?Because Guo Haji wanted to save face.How can Guan Gong like milk tea, which is so sissy!

Now that Huaxian said this, Guo Jiji replied with his chin raised: "Things like milk tea don't fit my burly position."

Hua Xian glanced at him knowingly, but didn't speak.

The two were silent for a while, Guo Jiji suddenly thought of the question Xiao Mi asked him before dinner, and asked, "Hua Xian, why did you confess to your boyfriend that you are a goblin?"

Hua Xian was puzzled: "I don't have a boyfriend."

"Isn't it? Isn't it your boyfriend who drove to pick you up half a month ago?" Guo Haji still remembered the man who came to pick up Huaxian half a month ago. He was tall and handsome, dressed in a suit, personable and very mature.

Hua Xian recalled that day: "Oh, you said him, I did it. My brother is also a pig spirit."

Guo Jiji: "??? Your metamorphosis, are there such genetic mutations?"

The two pig spirits that Guo Haw has met since he was an adult, one is beautiful and thin, the other is handsome and handsome, are they too different from the real one?

Hua Xian said, "It's okay, I think Manager Shen is similar to him."

"Don't mention that psychopath." Guo Jiji rolled his eyes, "If it were you, how would you confess to your boyfriend?"

"Just say it directly, there is nothing to hide. If he has straight cancer, he should hurry up and find another spring."

Makes sense!Guo Jiji poured three boxes of creamer into the cup, took another half cup of coffee, stirred it with a small spoon, and took out his mobile phone to send a message to Xiao Mi.

Haw: Xiao Mi, just tell him directly!

Xiao Mi: But I can’t say QAQ

Haw: Xiao Mi, you are still young, don't fall in love with love, study hard, you will definitely find better ones.If he has straight cancer, you will kick him out decisively, a bright future is waiting for you! 【come on】

Xiao Mi: ...But Jiji, I'm an adult...not too young, I'm going to be nineteen soon QAQ.

……

Guo Haw held the cup and looked at the phone, chatting while walking, he didn't expect Xiao Mi to be so big, and so proficient in using facial expressions, he thought the other party was under eighteen.Guo Jiji held a coffee cup in his right hand, at chest level, and typed on his mobile phone with his left hand: "Nineteen is still young! I'm seven years older than you!"

Chatting all the way back to the office, I heard the beautiful and handsome group talking about the blind date.

Team leader Bai Ziluo 35 is still single, and his family is in a hurry, so they arrange blind dates for him every week. Right now, he is sharing the wonderful blind dates he encountered with everyone in his office.

After listening to it for a while, Guo Haw felt very boring, so he continued to chat with Xiao Mi.He could get to know Xiao Mi on the APP, but he was bored with the design work that night. He posted a work update on the APP at [-] o'clock in the morning, but Xiao Mi found out.

Xiao Mi came to knock on him privately, asking if he was a goblin and if he would like to help her.

Guo Haw has never been interested in helping others, but Xiao Mi is very noisy, at least on the Internet. He can say a sentence, and the other party can say five sentences, and there is a sense of innocence and shyness in his words. Guo Haji couldn't stand this kind of cute and cute lady.

Yes, before Xiao Mi revealed his age, Guo Haw always thought that the other party was a gentleman...

After adding WeChat, Guo Jiji checked the other party's circle of friends and found that Xiao Mi's circle of friends didn't have any content.Unlike him, who posted three posts in two days.

Guo Haw sat back in the corner and chatted with Xiao Mi. Xiao Mi kept saying that he was embarrassed, which made Guo Haw a little curious. He asked, "So what kind of fairy are you? Why can't you tell me?"

Xiao Mi: I, I am QAQ, I tell you that you cannot tell others.

Haw: Of course.

Xiao Mi: I am a pervert QAQ

Chirp: ...

Guo Jiji's heart trembled violently, and his typing hands trembled a little: Really?Did you lie to me?

Xiaoya: Really.

Haw: Damn it.

Haw: Sorry, I swear.You, pervert? ? ?

Xiao Mi: ...Yes...

Guo Haw felt that the goblins he had known in the past year were all subversive.Apart from Hua Xian and his brother, this Xiao Mi, such a cute and shy boy, is actually a pervert? !

Guo Haji remembered that the other party said that he would be nineteen soon, and was very anxious. Five minutes ago, Guo Haw couldn't understand what the other party was anxious about, but now he understands.

The pervert has to have sex since the day he was 19!

If you don't make love, you will die!

Thinking of this, Guo Jiji hurriedly sent a message: Then why don't you confess to your boyfriend?

Xiao Mi: But I am shy QAQ

Guo Haw: ...

A sex monster, a sex monster who loves sex every day, is actually shy...

Xiao Mi: But I really should muster up the courage to tell him that I decided to break through myself.I withdraw, we will talk next time.

Guo Haji regained consciousness from the chat, and saw that the battlefield of the beautiful and handsome group had shifted from the door to Liu Liang's desk next door, and the topic changed from blind date to love view.

I saw Liu Liang was very excited, and his words were fierce: "So if you meet the right person, you must catch it, and you can't miss it! It's a lie to say that the next one will be better. Who knows if there will be another one!"

Tang Yuan: "I think so too, and internal resources must be digested internally, so that the fat and water don't flow to outsiders! For example, if I have a cousin, I should introduce it to Liu Liang. If I have a handsome cousin, I should introduce it to Hua. envy!"

Thanks to Hua Xian's weight loss slogan, everyone in the pretty and handsome group knows that he is gay.

While chatting and talking about Shen Shihuai, Bai Ziluo said: "Isn't Manager Shen just our fat water? He is handsome, rich, and tall. We should internalize it!" Then he turned his gaze to Hua Xian.

Hua Xian: "??? What do you think I am doing? Shen Shihuai is not my type. But I think," he turned his head and stared at the corner to see the whole group of Guo Jiji, "Haw is quite suitable."

Guo Jiji: "...Don't talk nonsense, I don't mess with the foundation."

"Haw! It's good to stir up the foundation!" Liu Liang strode over, dragged his chair, moved him to his desk, sat down and analyzed with him, "Your name is destined to stir up trouble!" base!"

Guo Jiji: "Are you mentally ill? My name is majestic, how can I be born to disturb my foundation?"

Liu Liang ignored him, and continued: "And if you and Shen Shihuai have an affair, then we will be my mother's family, and we will be able to go to work at ten o'clock in the future, and we will be able to stop running!"

When it came to going to work and running, everyone's eyes lit up, their eyes glowed green, and they looked at Guo Jiji.

Guo Haw retreated: "Impossible, even if I get all my money fined, I won't be able to disturb the foundation."

Liu Liang hurriedly stood up and grabbed his shoulders: "This is the glorious mission entrusted to you by the beautiful boy group! If only one person stirs up the foundation, the whole group will be happy!"

Bai Ziluo also felt very hopeful, and couldn't help but yelled in a low voice: "If only one person messes with each other, the whole group will be happy! Chirp, you must mess with Shen Shihuai!"

Guo Jiji: "...Are you guys sick? Shen Shihuai is so ugly, can I appreciate it?"

Crowd: ...

The author has something to say:

Guo Jiji: I don't like Manager Shen, boots.