A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

Shen Shihuai still valued Guo Haji a lot in his work, and he had strong professional ability, whether it was in terms of painting design or completion time, he was excellent.Shen Shihuai was very satisfied with the sketch that Guo Jiji submitted yesterday.This time, Guo Jiji was called to the office to tell him to start drawing the first draft as soon as possible, and try to hand it in before he gets off work on Friday.

Shen Shihuai made demands on Guo Jiji, and just 2 minutes after speaking, he saw that the other party's face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Shen Shihuai looked at the closed air conditioner above his head, and then at the person in front of him: "Are you hot?"

In Guo Jiji's fantasy, he should be blushing like Guan Gong, very majestic, so he puffed out his chest and looked diagonally ahead: "It's not hot."

Shen Shihuai narrowed his eyes, Guo Haji didn't look at him, his eyes were empty: "I found out that you blushed within 2 minutes when you were with me."

Guo Jiji: "...ah?" Why did the topic suddenly become this?

Shen Shihuai: "Take your thoughts away, I don't plan to have an office romance."

Guo Jiji: "??? Ah?"

Damn, is Manager Shen crazy?What the hell is he talking about?

Guo Jiji turned his head and looked at him, and said very sincerely: "Manager, you think too much, I don't like people who are uglier than me."

Shen Shihuai: "...Do you have bad eyesight? And—" he prolonged the syllables of these two words, "Your face is like a persimmon now."

Guo Jiji: Mom's face, can you make up for it?Don't be red, okay?

Despite the frantic reprimand in his heart, Guo Jiji's face was still getting redder and redder, and he looked like he was about to bleed. Shen Shihuai glanced at him and felt that the other party's heartbeat was estimated to be above 200, and he might faint later.He sighed: "Go out."

Guo Jiji: "..."

Guo Haw went out without any hesitation, his back view was resolute in his eyes, but in Shen Shihuai's eyes he was running away.

Shen Shihuai still has a very objective evaluation of himself, just three words, tall, rich and handsome.The whole person is imposing, with three-dimensional facial features.I have received countless confessions since I was a child, and there are many girls who have a crush on him, just like Guo Haji, who blush after speaking to him within three sentences.However, he is gay. He came out of the closet with his family in junior high school and has not dated yet.

It's really rare to meet, Guo Haji is Shen Shihuai's wife in terms of appearance, but Shen Shihuai really can't compliment the other party's character.

So, even though Guo Jiji liked him so obviously, Shen Shihuai still planned to speak out to help him dispel his illusions.

Guo Haw had no idea that Shen Shihuai had deeply misunderstood him.He covered his face and returned to his seat, and asked Liu Liang, "How do I look now?"

Liu Liang looked at him, Guo Jiji's eyes were full of love, shy and timid, his cheeks were flushed, but he couldn't say any of these words, Guo Jiji didn't like it.

Liu Liang considered it for a while, and said against his will: "Red like Guan Gong, majestic and heroic, like a tiger leaping like a dragon."

"Sure enough, you still have vision!" Guo Jiji excitedly said, "Take a photo for me."

"Where to shoot?"

"The back of the head."

Guo Haw likes to take pictures, and he likes to take selfies. He often says that his life is a pictorial.Liu Liang used his mobile phone to help him take a good picture. Guo Jiji added a filter and sent it to Moments, with the text: Even the back of the head is amazingly beautiful.

Everyday bragging done!

Guo Haw turned on PS and started drawing.

Guo Haw would blush no matter who he talked to for more than 2 minutes.The pretty boy group was surprised at first, but then they realized that this was a common problem left by the transformation of the rooster, and immediately lost interest, and the pretty boy blushed, which was too foul and unsightly.

Shen Shihuai thought that Guo Haji's heart rate was soaring, but it was actually a misunderstanding. Guo Haji just blushed, but his heartbeat was still steady, not more than a hundred.

Guo Jiji draws very quickly because he has a draft as a base, but he likes to work slowly and pay attention to details. He will make minor corrections to the draft in the drawing, such as radian, proportion, element size, etc. Only draw two icons.

The beautiful and handsome group usually eats together, and thirteen people mighty and mighty enter the cafeteria to sweep up the cafeteria, which can make the aunts laugh from ear to ear.As soon as lunch time came today, Bai Ziluo yelled in the office: "Let's eat!"

Hua Xian lay on the table, sickly: "I won't go, I'm so tired from running."

"Isn't it Hua Fairy?" Tang Yuan walked to his desk and looked at his pale face, "It's been almost three hours of running, are you still tired? Guo Haw is not tired at all!"

Hua Xian is the thinnest in the whole group. She looks like a young girl from the back, with thin waist, narrow shoulders and fair skin. Guo Haji once thought that the other party was a human being, but he didn't expect him to be a pig.

Pig essence... When Guo Jiji heard it for the first time, his jaw almost dropped, and he circled around him twice: "Are you the thinnest pig essence?"

"Am I still skinny?" Hua Xian raised his pencil-thin arms, "I'm too fat, I want to train my abs, but I can't do it."

Guo Jiji: "..."

Later, the entire group of pretty boys discovered that Hua Xian had an inexplicable obsession with weight.The company arranged for them to have a physical examination every three months. Hua Xian was always the last to get on the scale, and would desperately cover up the weight to prevent them from seeing it, saying that if they saw him, he would collapse because he was too fat.

All of the beautiful and handsome group: ...

At this moment, Hua Xian was lying on the table with his chin resting on his arm, Guo Haji was really afraid that he would break his slender arm.

Tang Yuan persisted and asked him to go to the cafeteria to eat, and even planned to take him by the hand.Hua Xian was pulled to the side by him, but he still refused: "Don't eat, don't eat, I'll lose weight!"

Crowd: ...

"Forget it, don't pull it," Guo Jiji said, "Let's go, let the pheasant fend for itself, and follow the spicy chicken."

Crowd: ...

When the Pretty Boys group was first established last year, they created a group where they chatted and scolded each other for hot chickens, but Guo Jiji sent a sentence: "You are not hot chickens, you are pheasants."

In the world of chicken essence, spicy chicken is a noble name, and Guo Jiji feels that he is a well-deserved "spicy chicken", because he has a hot temper and is unambiguous in hurting others;

In line with the concept of respecting chicken essence culture, the beautiful and handsome group praises people with spicy chicken and curses people with pheasant.

A group of people rushed to the cafeteria, Bai Ziluo ran the fastest, Guo Haji couldn't understand the team leader's enthusiasm for eating, pointed at his back and asked Liu Liang next to him: "Prince, why does the team leader run every time? "

"I'm afraid there will be no food," Liu Liang played with his mobile phone while walking. Like Guo Haji, he can walk or run, sit or stand, lie down or sit, so the two get along best. Step to the cafeteria.The lines at each window were nearly five meters long, Guo Haw chose the nearest one, and started playing with his mobile phone.

A week ago, he met a little boy on the goblin dating app on his mobile phone. He was a very shy boy. He had some emotional problems and wanted to ask Guo Jiji for advice.

Guo Haw has never been in a relationship, but he speaks clearly about love when chatting, and he is so fascinated by each other that he admires him so much.

Xiao Mi’s profile picture on WeChat is a very cute Doraemon. He likes to use kaomoji when he speaks, and his words reveal that he is a shy young man who doesn’t know much about the world. Guo Haji even thinks that the other party is not satisfied.

Tsk, puppy love...

Guo Haji thought about himself now, thinking that there is no chance of puppy love, he couldn't help crying.

The auntie in the cafeteria moved very quickly. When it was Guo Jiji's turn, she saw that it was him and skillfully removed half of the rice.Guo Jiji said bitterly, "Beef and vegetables."

The aunt gave him half the amount of ordinary people, and charged half the money.

Guo Haw held the half-empty dinner plate and looked at Liu Liang's pile of meat next to him, feeling sad and indignant.

Why should I be a chicken! !

Why am I a rooster with a small appetite! !

Everyone knows that chickens have no teeth. They can only swallow whole food and then swallow stones. They use the powerful stomach muscles to wriggle and grind food. This kind of digestion is very powerful. Therefore, when cooking chicken, Guo Jiji can eat a lot.

But after Guo Jiji turned into a human, his hard mouth shrank into teeth, he could no longer swallow stones, and the small size of his stomach remained, which resulted in him not being able to eat much.

Who can understand the pain of wanting to eat a bowl of beef but being full after only two slices!

Bai Ziluo had reserved a seat for them a long time ago, Guo Jiji sat down with the plate in his hand, and before eating two bites, he saw someone sitting on the opposite seat.

It was Shen Shihuai.

Bai Ziluo, who was diagonally opposite, leaned in: "Manager Shen is also in the cafeteria?"

The pretty and handsome group hang out in the cafeteria every day, and haven't seen Shen Shihuai come to the cafeteria for a meal this month.

Shen Shihuai hummed lightly, and said: "I came too late a month ago, you probably have eaten and left."

Guo Jiji: ...that's true, their group is the first to eat, and they eat very fast.

Looking around now, the cafeteria was full of people, and there was only one seat vacant at the table where the pretty boys sat. Shen Shihuai probably couldn't find a vacant seat, so he could only sit opposite Guo Jiji.

Guo Jiji didn't care about him, he ate two slices of beef and one-third of the meal, then put down his chopsticks and stared at Shen Shihuai's dinner plate, which contained a crucian carp, a chicken curry, a hot and sour potato shreds, and a A bowl of steamed eggs and a bowl of seaweed and shrimp skin soup formed a sharp contrast with my shabby food.

Guo Haw didn't realize how hot his gaze was at all, Shen Shihuai was stared up by him and looked up: "Don't look." Eat as soon as you eat, your eyes are so bare, naked, afraid that others won't know that you have a crush on me?

In a trance, Guo Jiji felt that the person opposite seemed to have misunderstood something again. He looked away and turned to the other person's face: "You eat a lot."

This sentence was not sarcasm, but envy, but Shen Shihuai pondered over it, and felt that there was a layer of "can't afford it" in it, so he lowered his voice and said, "So don't like me anymore."

Guo Jiji: "?????"

Guo Jiji: "...No, no, manager, you really misunderstood."

Talking about the misunderstanding, his cheeks turned red again, in Shen Shihuai's eyes, it was: Don't be too obvious against your will.

Damn, this damned instinct!Guo Jiji covered his ears and cheeks, Shen Shihuai watched his movements, and sighed: "There is no silver 300 taels here."

Guo Haw quickly withdrew his hand again.

Shen Shihuai said again: "It was really a cover-up to cover your face before."

Guo Jiji was irritable: Damn it, does Shen Shihuai suffer from love paranoia?