A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

No matter how much everyone ridiculed Bai Ziluo, the meal running competition was unanimously passed.Five minutes before the meal, everyone shut down the software nervously, and Guo Jiji and Liu Liang, who have always been lazy, couldn't help but look at each other with sparks crackling in their eyes.

Guo Haw didn't care about eating or anything, but the loser had to pay fifty!The money for ten rice balls! No.1 can get a reward of 550, 55 rice ball money!

Guo Haw thought to himself, he must not lose.

This spicy chicken, how can I lose.

Shen Shihuai drank honey chrysanthemum tea in the office all morning. It was so sweet that his teeth hurt, but the effect was good, and the symptoms of sore throat were relieved.

When it was time to eat, he walked out the door and saw the beautiful and handsome group opposite him pushing each other in the office.Guo Jiji was at the end, tiptoed to observe, then squatted down, squeezed through the gap, got under Liu Liang's arm, and ran like a gust of wind, shouting as he ran, "Hahaha, I am the beautiful boy! "

Shen Shihuai: ... What's the situation?

Seeing Guo Jiji run away, the rest of the pretty boys followed suit. They lifted Liu Liang's arm and tried to get out from under Liu Liang's armpit. Liu Liang withdrew his hands and started swaying his arms quickly, regardless of them, and started running. .

Then Shen Shihuai saw that everyone in the pretty boy group, except Hua Xian, disappeared from sight like a lunatic.

Shen Shihuai walked to the door of the design team's office, sniffed the leftover gunpowder smoke, and asked, "What stimulated you?"

Hua Xian dug out a bag of rose konjac powder from the drawer, opened it and poured it into a bowl: "They are competing to see who will be the first to arrive at the cafeteria."

Shen Shihuai: "...What is the meaning?"

"You can take the money." Hua Xian stood up, ready to pour hot water, "The manager also catches up to see, I guess Haw is the last one now."

Guo Haw was the first to run, and after a minute, he saw Liu Liang pass him, and by the way, he gave him the middle finger.Guo Jiji pointed his middle finger back, but before he could let go of his hand, Bai Ziluo passed by his side like a gust of wind.

Guo Haw's advantage of being the first to run disappeared within 2 minutes.He watched the beautiful and handsome group rush to the front one by one, and looked back at him with frivolous and disdainful eyes.

Ma Dan!Why do I have short legs!

Guo Haw ran out of breath while dissing everyone frantically in his heart.

Shen Shihuai was still 50 meters away from catching up with Guo Haji, and was about to speed up to overtake him, when he saw the opponent spread his arms, the arms were pressed against his body, the backs of his hands were stretched straight, and the palms were facing each other. From his own point of view, he looked like a wolf old hen...

Shen Shihuai slowed down.

Guo Haw didn't know that someone was staring at him from behind. He performed the posture of fighting chicken extremely skillfully, stepped on the spot with his toes twice, and then rushed forward like a cannonball, passing two or three walking people at high speed.

I'm so handsome now!Guo Haw felt good about himself, and saw 550 waving to him in a trance.

Shen Shihuai watched Guo Jiji's buttocks sticking up, twisting his body left and right, swaying past others in a funny pose, and he followed slowly in the distance, laughing while running.This Guo Jiji, running is too funny hahaha!As ugly as an old hen on a farm.He took out his phone and recorded a video behind it.

Guo Jiji lowered his body and looked ahead, surpassing five or six walking people within a minute.Shen Shihuai caught up from behind and patted him on the shoulder: "Guo Haw, what are you doing? Performing sketches?"

Guo Haw kept his posture unchanged, and complained: "Why is the canteen so far away from the office building?"

The canteen of the Chuanyang advertising company is behind the office building. Guo Jiji usually walks for 15 minutes. Today, he felt tired after running for a long distance, and wanted to scold his mother.

Shen Shihuai: "Is it far? It takes only 5 minutes to run."

Guo Jiji straightened up, returned to the human posture, and raised his chest: "Don't lie, I have to run for 10 minutes."

Shen Shihuai suddenly wanted to laugh again: "You? Yeyu Ten Daughters?"

Guo Haw glanced at him without emotion: "Are you envious? People with poor physical strength like you will not experience it."

In terms of self-confidence, no one can surpass Guo Haw.

Shen Shihuai spread his hands: "I can't experience it, but I can guess that you won't be able to take the first place."

Guo Haw felt like shit, 50 yuan!He immediately changed his attitude: "Quick, you drag me to run, I must be the first!"

Shen Shihuai turned slightly to look at him, surprised: "Take you to run? Are you sure?"

Because of running and talking, Guo Haw's face looked redder than usual when he got along with each other. His eyes were shining with eagerness to win, reflecting the sun's rays, as if gathering a small pearl.

Shen Shihuai, who has a handsome face, recalled a sentence posted in Guo Jiji's circle of friends, "A face that makes one's heart empty".

When Shen Shihuai returned home after eating barbecue on Saturday, Guo Haji's circle of friends doubled by mistake.Guo Jiji's circle of friends didn't set any "visible in three days" or "visible in half a year", Shen Shihuai kept scrolling until two years ago, when the other party first joined the company.Nine out of ten circles of friends are all selfies, with one or two boasting words attached, such as "invincible beauty", "who is such a handsome person?" "Is Guo Jiji three years old today?"

Especially stinky fart.

But Shen Shihuai was in a daze, and brushed for two hours.

Guo Haw thought to himself, I must win, I cannot lose, even if there is only a glimmer of hope, I cannot give up.He stretched out his left hand towards Shen Shihuai, urging: "Use all your strength and pull me to run."

Shen Shihuai stopped, looked at Guo Jiji's face, and then at the hand that was stretched out in front of him. For the first time, he didn't refuse or tease him, but stretched out his right hand to hold him.

Guo Haji's hands looked slender and bony, but their palms were soft. Shen Shihuai rubbed them lightly with his fingertips, feeling that the other's hands were very warm.

I don't know if my face is so soft and warm.

Shen Shihuai was taken aback, he actually wanted to pinch Guo Jiji's face?No, no, think about his character!Consider his narcissism!

Shen Shihuai strongly resisted in his heart: If he can't fall into the enemy's hands, it will lower the average IQ of the family.

Guo Haw shook twice: "Run."

Shen Shihuai came back to his senses, and pulled him tightly to run away.There are three or four ways to go from the office to the cafeteria, and Shen Shihuai chose the shortest one.

At first, Guo Haw wanted to chat while running, but later he realized that Shen Shihuai was running so damn fast that he only had to breathe and had no energy to talk at all.

Pulling into the cafeteria door, Shen Shihuai stopped: "Okay."

"No," Guo Jiji said immediately, "Window No. 6, hurry up," then took a breath, "Take me there."

Shen Shihuai: "...do you still have an end to the game?"

"Of course," Guo Haji was brought to window No. 6 by him, "we still have a code."

Window No. 6 is a special window for refilling meals. There is a middle-aged uncle standing there, wearing a tall white chef's hat and a dark apron.The uncle cooked food very fast, Guo Jiji faced him, cleared his throat, and asked very sincerely: "Hello, am I a pretty boy?"

Shen Shihuai, who was waiting for Guo Jiji to say the secret signal: ...

The middle-aged uncle kept moving his hands, glanced at Guo Jiji, and replied, "Sau Rui, you are a past Internet celebrity."

Shen Shihuai: ...

Disappointed, Guo Haw took two trays and went grocery shopping with Shen Shihuai: "Hey, I actually lost, I lost! It's so unscientific!" He handed the tray to Shen Shihuai, and his shoulders were trembling when he saw the other party laughing.

Guo Jiji's face darkened: "...What are you laughing at?"

Shen Shihuai couldn't hold back, ordered four random dishes, stared at him and asked, "Hello, am I pretty and pretty?"

Guo Jiji rolled his eyes: "You are not."

Shen Shihuai carried the plate and walked to the table of the pretty boy group with him, and put the plate down: "I think I am."

"If you are, then I'm a handsome thug." Guo Jiji was in a bad mood, sitting down and looking at the two slices of winter melon in the bowl, "I feel like there are very few dishes today."

Liu Liang took a look: "You can't finish this order, okay?"

"Prince, who won today?" Guo Haw asked.

"Hey, of course it's the team leader. I can't compare to others who run out all the year round." Liu Liang sighed, "You hand in the [-], we just handed in."

Just as he was talking, Bai Ziluo handed over the phone, and there were two QR codes on the screen, one for WeChat and one for Alipay: "Scan which one you want."

Guo Haw didn't want to scan any of them: "Can I pay in installments?"

Bai Ziluo: "No, but you can find someone to pay for it." He winked, and his eyes moved to Shen Shihuai.

Guo Jiji pretended not to understand: "Isn't Huabai okay?"

"No," Bai Ziluo said, "Also, we unanimously decided to continue the meal-running competition and make it a tradition of the beautiful and handsome group."

Guo Jiji jumped up and objected loudly: "No!"

Liu Liang comforted him: "Haw, you have to be confident, you can earn 550 once you win!"

Guo Haw immediately sat down: "You are right, I think I can take the first place tomorrow."

Shen Shihuai silently counted the heads on the table, deduced that Guo Haji was the last one to arrive, and immediately didn't know what to say.Winning the first place is probably just a dream.

Anyway, the beautiful and handsome group thought this competition was very exciting and fun, and they could choose the dishes in the cafeteria when they arrived early.Guo Haw runs every day with great ambition and pride. He races when he runs, and turns into a walk when he walks. As a result, Shen Shihuai loses the game as Shen Shihuai expected.

Every day is spending an extra fifty.

After spending three days in a row, he couldn't take it anymore and strongly demanded to retire: "I need to rest."

"What's the point of recuperating?" Liu Liang taunted him, "Guan Gong doesn't know how to recuperate."

In the three-day meal running competition, Liu Liang, Tang Yuan, and Bai Ziluo won once each. The three of them were in high spirits and refused to stop the competition no matter what they said.

Guo Haji took a step back: "Then can you find someone to run for you?"

"Who can you find?" Liu Liang asked.

Guo Jiji: "The honor and disgrace of the team leader and I are one. I'm looking for the team leader."

"I don't want it." Bai Ziluo refused, "My honor and disgrace are my business."

Tang Yuan raised his hand and suggested: "In this way, you can ask your family members to run on your behalf."

"Where is my family?"

"Manager Shen, as long as you are with Manager Shen, he is your family member."

"That's right!" Bai Ziluo also agreed, "Chirp, your disturbance not only brings happiness to the whole group, but also makes you rich!"

Guo Jiji: "God damn get rich."

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