A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

It's useless for Guo Haji to explain that he doesn't disturb the base, because in the eyes of the beautiful and handsome group, it is already a certain fact that Guo Haw is a base!

After the group photo was taken, everyone gathered at Liu Liang's desk to discuss in thought.Guo Jiji dug out Bao Kang Shi Fu 32 sandwich biscuit from Liu Liang's drawer, opened it, and took a hard bite.

One bag of biscuits could not be eaten by one person. Fortunately, Liu Liang was generous enough to take five bags out of the drawer: "Eat whatever you want."

Tang Yuan chose the tomato flavor: "Fucking prince, you are a diehard fan of Mr. Kang."

"Hey, I love this biscuit so much." Liu Liang opened a bag himself, "The butter flavor is really delicious."

Guo Jiji stood by and listened to them discussing the taste of sandwich biscuits for 5 minutes. He was so tired that he moved his chair over and sat down, and then Bai Ziluo changed the subject: "Do you think that Manager Shen is very handsome today? ?”

"I think so!" Liu Liang, who is as straight as steel, nodded in agreement, "He is so handsome that his whole body is shining."

In the morning, Shen Shihuai took Guo Haji to choose clothes in the cloakroom. Guo Haji was lazy at first, refused to choose, and pointed at random, but Shen Shihuai sent him a 50 yuan red envelope: "Tips for choosing clothes."

Guo Haw immediately cheered up, looked back and forth in the cloakroom, and dressed Shen Shihuai very handsomely, at first glance he looked like a young talent.

The beautiful and handsome group all felt that Shen Shihuai was dizzyingly handsome today, and Bai Ziluo changed the subject again: "But this style, do you think it is very similar to Guo Haji's style?"

A dozen or so people looked at Guo Jiji.

Guo Haw hadn't planned to talk since they started discussing clothes. He didn't expect that if he didn't talk, he would get angry. Team leader Bai was as smart as a fox, so he had to lie: "No, it's probably because he changed his style recently."

"No," Bai Ziluo rubbed his chin and said, "You wore his clothes, he wore your style clothes, you have red marks on your ankles, and you haven't been to work for a week, don't you..." He was vicious His eyes fell on Guo Jiji's face, "Have you lived together and played SM?"

"Fuck, fuck," Tang Yuan ate the biscuit in his hand, "Really? Chi Chi, are you so serious?"

"Leader," Guo Jiji said with a blank expression on his face, "I'm ballballing you to read more. Read more, think more, and talk less."

The Love Bank was handed over to Guo Jiji again. When Guo Jiji was cooking chicken, he thought about the APP and got a general idea.Bai Ziluo handed over the mind map of the new version of the app they made to Guo Hajime: "The direction of the page is roughly like this, you draw a sketch according to it."

Guo Jiji logged on to the old version of the app, intending to see what the old elements looked like, but saw Shen Shihuai posting a new post at Time, which was a sketch of a chicken.

The chicken in the painting has its chest up and its head up, with one foot propped on the ground and the other raised high. Its body is tilted sideways, its head is facing forward, and its eyes are innocent and resolute.

Guo Jiji could tell at a glance that this was himself in the shape of a chicken.

What is Shen Shihuai doing?Guo Jiji’s face is a bit hot. Only the two of them can see the dynamics posted in the love bank. From another perspective, it is very private. Although the other party only posted a picture of a chicken, the text he accompanied was "I You in my eyes".

The tone was ambiguous to the point of explosion.

Guo Jiji then sent a message, "You in my eyes [shit] [shit]"

Quit quit, work!

The lunch competition at noon was still going on as usual, Guo Jiji rested at home for five days, his physical strength not only didn't improve, but decreased instead.Running and resting along the way, panting from exhaustion.Shen Shihuai caught up from behind, grabbed his arm, and frowned: "Don't run."

Guo Haw felt that he was baffled: "Why? If you lose, you have to pay [-]."

"Too tired, it's not good for you." Although Shen Shihuai liked the chicken-shaped Guo Haji, he was also afraid that Guo Haji would not come back.He is not interested in human-animal love, he wants to have sex with the human-shaped Guo Jiji.

Guo Haw shook the opponent's hand twice, but he didn't shake off the opponent's hand, so he let the opponent hold it, and walked slowly on the road: "Shen Shihuai, I'm physically strong."

"Well," Shen Shihuai glanced at him, "I know, you are the tenth daughter of Yeyu."

Guo Jiji: "..." Shen Shihuai is really the one who stopped the topic.

He cleared his throat and explained, "I'm not going to turn into a chicken after a 10-minute run, unless it's too long."

"Exercising for too long?" Shen Shihuai gave him a meaningful look, then stopped.

Guo Haw was forced to stop, and was pulled in front of him by Shen Shihuai, who heard him say: "Haw, I was thinking, will you turn into a chicken when you make love?"

Holy crap, what is Shen Shihuai talking about!

Guo Haji kicked him quickly, and stepped on him twice: "Shut up, you!"

Shen Shihuai didn't mind at all, instead he said: "I'm serious, just in terms of time, I guess I'll have a few hours..."

Ma Dan, Guo Jiji suddenly got strength from it, shook off Shen Shihuai's hand, and ran away.

He ran straight into the cafeteria and ran to the No. [-] window. Before he could ask, the uncle shook his head: "Sau Rui, you are still an old Internet celebrity." It can't be red anymore."

In the second half of the run, Guo Haji exerted extraordinary strength and walked against the wind with his eyes wide open, so his eyes were full of water vapor at the moment. He finished his food panting, sat across from Liu Liang, and lay down on the table.

Liu Liang picked up a piece of pumpkin from his bowl, worried: "Are you okay?"

Guo Haw waved his hand weakly: "It's okay, I'm too tired."

If it wasn't for Shen Shihuai's nasty talk, he would still be able to walk over comfortably.

Liu Liang picked up another piece of pumpkin, and made eye contact with Bai Ziluo who was diagonally opposite.Seeing Manager Shen entering the cafeteria, the rest of the pretty boy team sped up their eating speed. Before Guo Jiji could recover from his fatigue, he heard Liu Liang standing up with a plate: "Jiji, let's go first."

Guo Haw raised his head and saw Shen Shihuai sitting down opposite him.He turned his head to look at the beautiful and handsome group who were walking away quickly, then looked at someone in front of him, picked up his chopsticks and prepared to eat.

Shen Shihuai refused to let him eat, and exchanged tableware with him.Guo Jiji's dish was an ordinary meal with one meat and two vegetables, while Shen Shihuai's was a yam bone stew with rice.

"Bone soup is more nourishing. I just bought it specially for you to eat." Shen Shihuai stirred the casserole with a clean spoon, and a burst of hot white steam came out. Guo Haji rarely ate bone rice, he thought it was too expensive.

In the cafeteria, one meat and two vegetables cost 18 yuan, and a bone meal costs [-] yuan. Guo Jiji, an iron rooster, only eats bone rice once a month.

Shen Shihuai handed him the spoon, and Guo Jiji scooped up the soup to drink. The aroma of the meat infiltrated the taste buds, making every cell alive.

Halfway through eating, Shen Shihuai asked him, "What happened to the banner in your office?"

Guo Jiji's hands trembled for a while: "Did you see it?"

"Not only me, everyone on the third floor saw it." Shen Shihuai said.

When Shen Shihuai went out at noon, he saw the office of the pretty boy group surrounded by crowds.Because the office of the Pretty Boys Group is completely transparent, the inside can be seen clearly from the outside. Everyone passing by on the third floor will point and talk for a minute. When Shen Shihuai raised his eyes, he saw the eye-catching banner hanging on the wall.

He read it carefully with raised eyebrows, turned back to the office, took out a SLR camera, took several photos of the two banners, and uploaded them all to his computer.

Guo Haw covered his face: "They are talking nonsense, you can tear it down later."

"Take it apart to do something, it's good to hang it there." Shen Shihuai said lightly, "Anyway, it will become a reality one day."

Guo Haw kicked him from under the table: "...you shut up. I don't want to stir up trouble, I want to get rich."

Shen Shihuai became interested and asked him: "Your dream is to get rich? To what extent?"

Guo Haw really hadn't thought about how rich he was.He doesn't want to buy a plane to buy an island, nor does he want to buy a villa to buy a racing car.After getting rich, I probably want to lie on the bed and count money, and the other thing is...

"I want to open a Chicken Essence Kindergarten," Guo Jiji looked serious, "Helping the spirited chicken essence into human form this morning can protect them from being eaten."

Shen Shihuai smiled: "You can definitely achieve it."

"I still want to eat a bowl of bone rice every day." Guo Haji tore off a bit of meat with chopsticks, "The bone rice in the cafeteria costs eighteen, it's too expensive!"

Although it was expensive and the quantity was small, Guo Jiji still couldn't finish the meal, so he asked for a take-out box from the cafeteria, poured the rest into the box, and prepared to heat it up in the microwave at night and continue eating.

It was the first time for Shen Shihuai to know that the cafeteria can also pack food. Seeing Guo Jiji's skillful pouring action, he reached out to touch his face: "Haw is awesome, very frugal."

Guo Haw knocked his hand down: "Don't do it."

He tied the plastic bag, walked back with Shen Shihuai, and saw a shared battery car in a small area under the office building.He saw it at a glance and was happy: "Let's go, I will take you for a ride."

He dragged Shen Shihuai to the battery car, and scanned the code to unlock it.Shen Shihuai held the handle and was about to sit in front, but was stopped by Guo Haji: "I'll take you."

Shen Shihuai paused: "Are you sure?"

When the two of them were together, Shen Shihuai was always in charge of driving, Guo Jiji was as lazy as he could, and Shen Shihuai was afraid that he would close his eyes and rest in the middle of the drive.

Guo Haji insisted that he drive, he hung the plastic bag on the handlebar, got in the car, and asked Shen Shihuai to sit in the back.

Shen Shihuai somehow felt that he was very petite, he put his arms around Guo Haji's waist, and leaned his head on the other's shoulder unceremoniously.Guo Haw is very thin, with hard bones on his back, only a little flesh around his waist.Shen Shihuai crossed his hands in a circle, and put his palms on the opponent's waist.

The name of the shared battery car is Somersault Cloud, but it does not feel like somersault cloud when driving, and the speed is very slow.Guo Haw directly soared to the highest gear, taking an S shape on the main road in the company.

The turn should have slowed down, but Guo Jiji didn't slow down and turned a big turn. The angle of the car body leaned close to 45. Shen Shihuai was startled by his wild driving method. He was afraid that the other party would fall if he didn't pay attention, so he said: "Slow down!" !"

Guo Jiji came over with his ear: "What? Can't hear clearly!"

Shen Shihuai directly covered the opponent's ear with his mouth: "Slow down."

Humidity and heat rushed towards Guo Haw, and Guo Haw was so stimulated that he walked into a big S shape: "Fuck, don't get so close to me."

Shen Shihuai retreated twice, really afraid that he would fall, so he wouldn't bother him anymore.

After a round of wind, Guo Jiji was still not satisfied when returning the car. Looking at the car, he came up with a good idea: "Tomorrow I will ride a bike and get No.1 in the meal race!"

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Haw had only one thing in mind, to take the first place! ! !

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