A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

Guo Jiji was physically and mentally exhausted from the day's tossing, lying on the bed like a salty chicken, without Shen Shihuai's coaxing, as soon as he closed his eyes, he immediately fell asleep.

Shen Shihuai pinched the quilt for him, watching his round belly rise and fall, his heart trembled because of the cuteness, he couldn't help but put his hands under his wings.The hair under the wings was sparse, close to the flesh, Shen Shihuai scratched with five fingers, then held the phone with the other hand, and took several photos.

Guo Jiji has a small head, a short neck and short chicken legs. In the world of chickens, he can only be considered cute, not handsome, but Shen Shihuai likes it no matter how he looks at it, so he patted it twice.

When Guo Haji was alone, Shen Shihuai tried his best to control himself, so he didn't fall, but the other party turned into a chicken, and Shen Shihuai fell involuntarily.

Shen Shihuai felt that he might be a chicken control.

Moreover, Guo Haji turned into the shape of a chicken, called Shen Shihuai's perverted heart. He wanted to rise up, touch, kiss, and hug, and wished that Guo Haji would collapse in his arms every minute.

On weekends, Guo Jiji sleeps soundly at Shen Shihuai's house, sleeps from time to time, opens his mouth when he is hungry, and asks Shen Shihuai to feed him.In the afternoons of the two days, he was carried to the roof of the house to absorb the essence of the sun, and at night to absorb the moonlight and starlight.

The energy in Guo Haji's heart gradually filled up.

On Monday, Guo Haw woke up early in the morning, opened his eyes, and felt that his body was a little different.He tried to move his wings, and then stretched out his hand from the bed in surprise—he turned back into a human!He moved his feet, legs, and head again, all intact!

He turned his head and saw Shen Shihuai lying on his side facing him, with his right hand under his head and his left hand resting casually.

Guo Jiji called him: "Manager Shen, Manager Shen?"

Shen Shihuai didn't answer.

Guo Jiji shouted: "Shen Shihuai!"

Shen Shihuai opened his eyes, and reached out to pinch Guo Jiji's mouth. When it touched the jelly-like tenderness, Guo Jiji turned his head away: "I'm not a chicken! I've become a human!"

Shen Shihuai woke up instantly, propped up his chin, and stretched out his hand to rub Guo Jiji's hair, with a regretful tone: "I changed back so soon, I haven't had enough fun."

After rubbing his hair, he moved his hand down and put it on Guo Haji's back, only to find that his back was smooth.

Shen Shihuai: ...his hand continued to move down, quickly stroking Guo Haji's sunken waist, and was about to go down, but Guo Haji grabbed it.

Guo Jiji's eyes were burning, and he gritted his teeth: "Where are my clothes?"

Changing from a chicken to a human means becoming a naked human being, and the original chicken feathers will turn into fine hairs on the human body, which leads to Guo Jiji being naked now.

His strength was a little weaker than Shen Shihuai's, so Shen Shihuai broke free effortlessly.The two of them covered a quilt, making it easier for Shen Shihuai to move.

Shen Shihuai touched the opponent's waist directly, and brought him to him, while Guo Haji twisted and grabbed the opponent's left hand with both hands.Shen Shihuai simply attacked with his right hand to catch him.

The two quarreled in bed for 10 minutes, Guo Jiji was physically weak and defeated, and was finally hugged by Shen Shihuai.

Shen Shihuai blew into his ear, and saw with satisfaction that his whole body was flushed with pink, and his face was so red that it was about to bleed.

Shen Shihuai pressed his leg on Guo Haji's, and said with emotion: "Guo Haw, although your provocative method is not as good as when you were a chicken, I am still tempted."

Guo Jiji smiled, and rolled his eyes directly: "Hehe, Shen Shihuai, are you sick?"

Guo Haw is not afraid now!The other party even wiped his own butt!What are you afraid of!

Shen Shihuai smiled, and nodded his cheek: "Your face is betraying yourself."

Guo Haw really wanted to throw his fairy certificate in the face, but he didn't have one right now, so he said, "I'm a chicken spirit, and I blush when I talk to anyone."

Shen Shihuai obviously didn't expect this answer, he didn't believe it for a while, and asked in surprise: "You don't blush because you like me?"

Guo Jiji said firmly: "No, if you think too much, Liu Liang and I will also blush."

Liu Liang is eight feet tall and as strong as a bison. His skin is dark and his pores are thick.

Shen Shihuai felt his heart was broken, and his eyes were a little hurt by the impact of reality: "Impossible, you must like me!"

Guo Haji glanced at him. Although it was not good for the savior on the first day of becoming a human, he still said truthfully: "No. Manager, you are too self-indulgent." His eyes hurt and his tone was heavy.

Finally said this sentence!Guo Jiji danced the hula happily in his heart, and he wanted to complain about the manager for a long time and pretended to be affectionate!

Shen Shihuai still suppressed him, and changed the subject: "Well... I saved you."

Guo Jiji: "? Then?"

"How are you going to repay me?"

"Will you eat chicken?" Guo Jiji hesitated, Shen Shihuai seemed to like chicken, "Chicken rolls for breakfast, white-cut chicken for lunch, and three cups of chicken for dinner."

Shen Shihuai was silent for a while: "Aren't you uncomfortable watching me eat chicken?"

"Fortunately, I don't eat, you eat."

Shen Shihuai shook his head: "I won't eat it anymore." After saying that, he teased him, "Why don't you repay your kindness with your body."

"This won't work!" Guo Jiji shook his head again and again, although he really thought about the possibility of messing with you yesterday, but it was too fast!I'm not ready for a complete stir-up yet!

And it looks like I'm being suppressed, and when I think about being ... Japanese or something... Guo Jiji turned his head and looked at Shen Shihuai, and said very sincerely: "Are you willing to be zero?"

Shen Shihuai held his head and spit out two words: "Dream."

The two of them froze for a while, and Shen Shihuai asked, "Do you have no plans for this, or do you not want to for the time being?"

Guo Jiji lay flat and said, "Don't think about it for the time being... I don't think you've seduced me. Although I don't know what love is like, I don't feel a heartbeat." He scratched his face, "Is the heartbeat speeding up?"

Shen Shihuai reached out to cover his heart, and found that the other party really didn't have an accelerated heartbeat.Lying on the same bed with himself, with his heart still beating steadily, Shen Shihuai withdrew his hand: "Fuck you, okay, I understand."

Guo Jiji: "Ah? Know what?"

Guo Haw didn't know anything, but the pretty and handsome group knew it at a glance.He wore Shen Shihuai's underwear, clothes, trousers, socks and shoes in the morning. As soon as he entered the beautiful and handsome group, he was surrounded by crowds. Tang Yuan circled him three times, pointed at him and said, "You guys are hooked!"

Guo Jiji looked puzzled: "??? Don't talk nonsense, it's nothing."

Unexpectedly, Tang Yuan said: "I remember clearly that Manager Shen wore this outfit last Friday."

Guo Jiji was stunned: "One set?"

"Yes," Liu Liang also leaned forward, "exactly the same."

Guo Jiji: Damn it, this pervert Shen Shihuai must have done it on purpose!

In the morning, Shen Shihuai asked Guo Haw to wear his clothes, but Guo Haw hesitated for a moment: "Won't others see it?"

Shen Shihuai said swearingly at the time: "No, I rarely wear this set." When he handed over the underwear, he still owed a beating: "It's probably too big, so you can make do with it. It's new, I've never worn it before."

The underwear is really big and leaks air, but Guo Jiji thinks that, anyway, it's just a day, and it's enough for others to see it.As a result, others did not see the underwear, but saw the clothes!

He also said that he seldom wears it, since he just wore it last week!

Bai Ziluo's focus was slightly different. He took two steps back, squatted down, and pointed at Guo Jiji's ankle: "Aren't you guys too intense?"

Hearing this, the beautiful and handsome group squatted down unanimously, admiring the red mark on Guo Jiji's ankle.

On Friday, Aunt Wang tied the rope too tightly, and Guo Jiji struggled from time to time, leaving marks on her ankles.After turning into a human in the morning, Guo Jiji noticed that the red marks on his ankles not only didn't go away, but also appeared to be chafed.Shen Shihuai asked him to wear cropped pants so as not to make his skin worse.

I thought it would be less likely to be discovered by people on the feet, but I didn't expect that all the beautiful and handsome boys had sharp eyesight, and they saw it immediately, and they were very imaginative.

Liu Liang pointed at the red mark and said with grief: "Chirp, why are you still playing bundled play? It's too big!"

Tang Yuan shook his head again and again: "I didn't expect that Manager Shen is a beast in clothes, and Haw is willing to cooperate. I thought Manager Shen was very serious, hey."

Guo Haw couldn't explain clearly, so he didn't explain at all, and stepped through the gap between the crowd: "If you have time to gossip, it's better to do more work."

"Hey, this tone," Tang Yuan shook his head again, "As expected of the wife of the general manager, the tone has become official, hey, hey, hey."

Official your sister!

Guo Jiji said to do more work, but took out his mobile phone when he sat down.Xiao Mi's birthday is today.Guo Haw hasn't asked him how the situation is.

Guo Jiji asked very directly: Xiao Mi, are you still alive?

It took 5 minutes for Xiao Mi to reply: still alive.

Guo Haw: Successful?How is he?

Xiao Mi: He just fell asleep... He said he would enroll in the fitness class QAQ, otherwise he would be sucked dry by me in bed sooner or later.

Guo Haw couldn't help it, and laughed out loud: Are you clear?How did you come back?

Xiao Mi: Well, QAQ, although the process was a bit bumpy.I, I said, I can move myself...

Guo Jiji: ...

Sure enough, as a pure chicken essence, I don't understand the way of life and brain circuit of a sex monster at all...

Guo Haw: Then what?

Xiao Mi: Then, he proved it to me, and I don’t need to move (＾＾＾)☆

Guo Haw: Enough is enough, stop talking.

I really want to wash my ears.

Guo Jiji put down his phone and saw Bai Ziluo and Liu Liang coming back from the office, holding a red banner with white characters in their arms.After entering the office, pull up the table and chairs, and ask the people in the beautiful and handsome group to help them hold them up.

Right in front of Guo Jiji's desk, in front of a wall near the door, Liu Liang stood on the right, and Bai Ziluo stood on the left.The two of them straightened a banner at the same time, and saw a few large characters written on it:

"Congratulations to Jiji for successfully disturbing the foundation!"

Guo Jiji said, "...you're insane! Don't hang up!"

He rushed forward to pull Liu Liang down, but was stopped by Tang Yuan: "Don't worry, chirp, there is a second thing."

Guo Haw stopped and asked, "What's the second rule?"

Tang Yuan embraced his shoulders and looked forward together with him, only to see that Liu Liang and Bai Ziluo pulled up a second banner and hung it below the first one: "I wish Guo Jiji and Shen Shihuai a century of friendship, beautiful and handsome!" Congratulations from the whole group!"

Guo Jiji was irritable on the spot, he waved Tang Yuan's hand and was about to tear down the banner, but he was not as fast as Liu Liang and Bai Ziluo - by the time he rushed under the banner, all the tables had been removed.Guo Haw jumped up and couldn't reach the side of the banner.

Bai Ziluo asked Liu Liang and Tang Yuan to hold Guo Jiji's hand alone: ​​"Come, let's take a photo together." He put his mobile phone on the selfie stick, and all the beautiful and handsome people and the banner were included in the mirror, except Guo Haw, the expressions on everyone's faces were ecstatic.

Guo Haw looked dejected.

It's been a hundred years to stir up foundation, damn it, I haven't stirred up a day, okay!

The author has something to say:

Haw: I feel like I’m being forced to mess up [smile:)], if I were the wife of the general manager, I’d like the beautiful and handsome team to go to work at [-] o’clock every day :)