A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

Guo Jiji didn't change back the next day, the cock crowed exactly at five o'clock, Shen Shihuai woke up, squeezed his chin, and wrapped him in diapers.

Shen Shihuai left him at home, turned on the TV for him, and prepared a bowl of oatmeal.These are all normal, but Shen Shihuai can't be so normal, he didn't know why he was crazy, when he left, he rubbed Guo Jiji's meaty skirts with both hands until they were congested, and the color was like the ripe red bayberry sold in the fruit shop in June.

Guo Haw's whole body was trembling, and the meat skirt was congested because of estrus, and now it was artificially pinched to congest, it was very uncomfortable.He tilted his head to hide, but the skirt was too long and too big, and he couldn't avoid Shen Shihuai's hand no matter what.

Guo Haw had no choice but to criticize with his eyes.

Shen Shihuai rubbed it comfortably, watching them gradually turn red, he felt a sense of pleasure in his heart, he narrowed his eyes, and finally turned his hand to touch Guo Jiji's butt: "Be good at home, I'm leaving."

Guo Jiji pecked at his arm: Ma Dan, eat my tofu!Eat my tofu!Spicy chicken doesn't show off its power, when I am a pheasant?

Guo Haw refuses to eat. Whenever he eats, he wants to go to the toilet. There is no one at home, so he can't squat on the toilet. It is too embarrassing and impossible for him to urinate on the diaper.

Guo Haw had no choice but to sit on the sofa and watch TV.Shen Shihuai tuned the cartoon channel for him, and he watched Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf all morning, making him drowsy.

Finally, at 04:30 in the afternoon, the door lock clicked, Guo Jiji opened his eyes, stood up from the sofa, excited: Shen Shihuai is back?Leaving early?

It turned out that it was not Shen Shihuai who came in, but a middle-aged aunt carrying a supermarket shopping bag.Guo Haw was caught off guard and met her eyes.

Guo Haw: Seems a little bad?He raised his feet and shrank back to the corner of the sofa, saw his aunt put down the plastic bag, and said, "Why did Mr. Shen put the chicken on the sofa? Do you want me to kill it?"

Guo Jiji's eyes, which were originally as big as mung beans, suddenly opened like peas, and he raised his neck and shouted: "Gackling——" Damn it, I didn't kill him!I want to keep it!

The middle-aged auntie couldn't understand chicken language, so she stood there rubbing her hands, and rushed towards Guo Jiji who was on the sofa.

My mother!Guo Haw jumped off the sofa nimbly, and then started a mental and physical competition with his aunt.Guo Haw strode his short legs and ran towards the corner, clucking and clucking as he ran, the sound went straight to the ceiling, the tone was bright.The middle-aged aunt did not soften her heart under the miserably yelling of the other party. Not only did she have a fierce expression, but her strength was also very fierce. She also deliberately used a soft policy, saying "Good boy, it's okay, I won't eat you." Then she walked quickly and moved her hands forward a stretch.

Guo Haw ran in the living room at first, and then ran into the cloakroom, tossing around in the clothes, and the hem of the clothes hit him in the face from time to time, causing a little pain.Auntie followed and rushed in, moving away one by one patiently, looking for him.

Guo Haw hid in the farthest corner, sat down and panted, very tired, being a carefree chicken is really hard.Why hasn't Shen Shihuai come back yet?

He pricked up his ears, and then drilled into the innermost part of the wardrobe. Auntie's footsteps were getting closer and closer, and finally opened the wardrobe where Guo Jiji was hiding.

Guo Haji only felt that the light in front of him was getting brighter and brighter. He couldn't run anymore, his wings were full of sweat, and the flesh on his stomach was shaking violently. If he died like this - he hoped that Shen Shihuai would be poisoned when he ate him at night.

The auntie scolded while removing the clothes: "You chicken, the clothes are all smelled, the husband must be angry when he comes back, and he will stew you with chili later."

Guo Jiji pursed his pointed mouth tightly, tears streaming down his face, God, why is my fate so rough, I didn’t get rich overnight, I didn’t fall in love, and I didn’t live a long life.

He stood up, ready to fight again.He raised his foot and moved to the left, but because of his large body, this move not only failed to shift his position, but exposed his position. Auntie locked it with a glance, and then performed the magical skill of catching chickens, stretched out both hands, and caught him.

"Cluck!!!"

There were shrill screams in the room.

Auntie held his two wings tightly and carried him out the door into the kitchen.She found two ropes, tied his wings and feet, threw him on the ground, stood up and clapped his hands: "First, boil a pot of hot water, and we can pluck his hair later."

"Cluck!!!"

Why the hell is Shen Shihuai still not coming back!Guo Haw lay on his side on the ground, feeling that the world was gray!

Shen Shihuai parked his car in the underground garage when he heard a rooster crow. His house is a single-family villa with three floors and no elevator.Shen Shihuai turned off the engine and got out of the car, and heard another cock crow.

His right eyelid twitched, with a vague sense of foreboding.

Guo Jiji was tired. Seeing his aunt crouching down with a knife and looking at him, his body began to tremble.

Humans are so unfriendly!

The aunt put the knife on his neck and compared it, lifted him up, and put a bowl in the sink: "Use this to hold chicken blood, and cook the vermicelli in the pot at night."

Guo Jiji closed his eyes tightly, and finally called out "Cackling-" He hurriedly prayed in his heart, making a promise without hesitation: Help, help, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Jade Emperor, Tathagata, Buddha, Christ, Jesus God, if I am saved this time, I will not Get rich!I would like to lose ten years of life!I am willing to exercise!

Auntie is ready for the knife!

AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhGuo Haw closed his eyes tightly, ready to die!

The door clicked, and Shen Shihuai rushed in: "Aunt Wang!"

Aunt Wang paused and turned around: "Mr. Shen came back very early today."

Shen Shihuai ran over and was relieved to see that Aunt Wang hadn't cut the knife yet. He rescued Guo Jiji and explained: "This is my pet, you can't kill it."

Aunt Wang put down the knife in her hand, unable to understand: "Keep chickens as pets?"

"Well, we designers don't take the usual path." Shen Shihuai hugged Guo Jiji, "Aunt Wang doesn't need to cook today, I will do it myself later." He glanced at the time, "Go first, these few days None."

"Oh." Aunt Wang took off her apron, "No wonder the chicken just screamed like a butchered pig, so it knew I was going to kill it."

Shen Shihuai hugged the trembling Guo Jiji tightly in his arms, watched Aunt Wang go out, then sat on the sofa and untied his rope.Guo Haw still had his eyes closed, because of the violent struggle before, he lost two or three feathers on his wings, Shen Shihuai caressed him distressedly, hugged him and rubbed him: "Sorry, I forgot about Aunt Wang."

Guo Haw hasn't recovered yet.

Although he is very open about life and death, he doesn't want to die on the dining table, especially he doesn't want to watch himself being killed by a knife.The feeling of slipping on the edge of death is too uncomfortable.

He wanted to cry a little.

He obviously didn't feel much touched by watching other people eat or kill chickens before, but he didn't know until the killing happened to him, it was really fucking uncomfortable.

Just thinking that his hair will be plucked, his body will be cut into small pieces, and his head will be cut off, he accepts incompetence.If Shen Shihuai wouldn't come, if it wasn't for Shen Shihuai, the other party might still goug out his eyes and brains.

Seeing that his eyes were closed, Shen Shihuai knew that he was afraid, so he rubbed his soft body with both hands, kissed his comb, and apologized to him in a low voice.

After being kissed more than a dozen times, Guo Jiji belatedly opened his eyes and began to peck him.

Cnm blame you!Peck you to death Peck you to death!

Shen Shihuai took the initiative to pass the palm of his right hand over to Guo Jiji's mouth, allowing him to peck, and then touched Guo Jiji's chicken butt with his left hand.

Guo Haw noticed that he was eating tofu, so he turned around and stopped pecking.He sat on Shen Shihuai's lap and looked at him.

Can't speak human words, so anxious!I really want to speak human words!Guo Haji looked at the other person for a while, and actually felt that the other person's eyes were affectionate... probably because of hallucinations, he lowered his head and began to smooth his hair with his mouth.

Shen Shihuai saw him smoothing his hair, and in order to make him happy, he took out his mobile phone and showed him the video he had recorded before: "Look at how cute and stupid you are running."

Guo Haw squinted his eyes and admired for a while, then waved his wings to cover the screen.

It's a bit ugly, don't show it.

Shen Shihuai spread his wings: "I've watched it no less than twenty times."

Guo Haw tried his best to raise his head and stare at him: ...crazy, peeping at me running!

For dinner, Shen Shihuai fed him oatmeal, and after eating, he fed him some fresh milk.Shen Shihuai didn't know where to get a dropper, Guo Jiji raised his neck, Shen Shihuai went around and pinched his mouth with his left hand, forcing his mouth to open wide, then sucked fresh milk with the dropper with his right hand, stuffed it into his mouth to feed him.

After feeding the fresh milk, Shen Shihuai did not withdraw the dropper, but poked his little light pink tongue with the mouth of the pipe: "Guo Jiji, your tongue is so small and thin."

Guo Jiji rolled his eyes, he was uneducated and uneducated, chickens have such small tongues, okay?

Shen Shihuai pursed his lips and said again: "Is your tongue so small and thin in human form?"

For some reason, Guo Haw suddenly remembered that in the afternoon, the last condition he gave before he died was "I'm willing to disturb the foundation".His tongue moved a few times in his mouth. Shen Shihuai was fascinated by it, and poked it with a dropper again. It felt very elastic, and he swallowed uncontrollably.

Guo Haw flapped his wings twice, and threw himself on Shen Shihuai's arm with a little force.He let go of both hands helplessly and regretfully.

Guo Jiji jumped off the sofa, walked to the corner of the wall and sat down, thinking about Jisheng.I told the gods in the first row that I would be willing to have a relationship, but I don't want to have a relationship with Shen Shihuai!

Shen Shihuai, he...he...he! ! !

Guo Haji tried to list Shen Shihuai's top ten shortcomings in his mind, but found sadly that he couldn't even list three!He told the pretty boy group that Shen Shihuai was ugly, but in fact, if he had to be more serious, Shen Shihuai was not ugly, at least he was several levels higher than Liu Liang, Bai Ziluo and the others, and he could rank second in the company Yan Wang.

Shen Shihuai still doesn't dislike his chicken body, he is very gentle to himself, wipes his ass and takes a bath.

If you ignore his occasional hands and feet and inexplicable self-indulgence...

oh!Passionate!

Guo Haji nailed this point as Shen Shihuai's most annoying shortcoming No. 1. Manager Shen is really too self-indulgent!

How can I take the initiative to mess with this kind of person, he will go to heaven!

So it's not that I take the initiative to stir up the foundation!

It must be him who offered to mess with me!

Shen Shihuai looked at the round figure in the corner, walked over and hugged him up: "Go, let's take a bath."

So Guo Jiji was forced to enjoy the silky milk shower gel and the cosmetic blowjob that transformed him from a drowning chicken into a peerless handsome chicken, and being licked by Shen Shihuai.

Guo Jiji's chicken face is numb, is Shen Shihuai sick?He kissed my comb as hard as if he wanted to bite my comb off.Today, I even lightly ground my teeth with my teeth, which made my heart tremble.

It can be seen from this that if you actively mess with this pervert...

Guo Haw felt the tightening hands on his buttocks.

Hehe, cnm! ! !

The author has something to say:

Shen Shihuai, you? ? ? ? ?You pervert!