A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

Guo Jiji jumped out of bed in a hurry, found the cloakroom with his intuition, and slowly raised his feet to approach the floor-to-ceiling mirror.A big rooster gradually appeared in the vertical mirror.Guo Jiji turned around like a collapse, and the rooster in the floor-to-ceiling mirror suddenly turned around with its wings.

Terrible! !

and!What the hell is that white spot on the butt!

Guo Jiji lifted his butt upwards, leaned against the mirror, turned his head back desperately, ran wildly in the room after seeing the words on the white thing clearly.

What kind of psychopath made me wear diapers! ! !

How can I wear diapers when I am majestic!

Guo Jiji yelled "cluck" while running out of the cloakroom and running around the living room, trying to shake off the diapers by running.

But the diaper was very tenacious. Guo Jiji not only couldn't shake it off, but also felt a little sweat on his buttocks, which made the diaper stick tighter.

Shen Shihuai opened the door and entered the room, and saw Guo Jiji running around in the room, jiggling his paws and shaking his buttocks, like a skinny chicken.He put the bought bread on the table: "Are you awake?"

Guo Jiji raised his head and shouted, "Heck-"

Shen Shihuai bent down quickly, squeezed his mouth, then picked him up, sat on the sofa, and rubbed the space between his brows: "Shut up, I get a headache when I hear your screams."

Guo Jiji: It's not that I want to call, it's that I can't speak human words and can only call!

Shen Shihuai pinched his mouth with one hand, and wrapped his arms around his body with the other: "I know what you want to ask, you have been in a coma for three days."

Guo Haji was brought home by Shen Shihuai and slept on the sofa the first night. Anyway, Guo Haji was small and the sofa was more than enough to sleep on. Shen Shihuai thoughtfully put a blanket on the sofa and covered him with a thin quilt at night. house to sleep.

As a result, as soon as the next day dawned, Shen Shihuai heard a loud and clear cock crowing from the living room.

Shen Shihuai thought at first that he had heard it wrong and didn't make any sense, but he didn't know that the crowing of the cock not only didn't weaken, but it rang three more loudly.Shen Shihuai opened his eyes and looked at his phone, five o'clock...

He walked to the sofa wearing slippers and saw that Guo Jiji's eyes were closed, but his mouth was wide open, shouting.

Shen Shihuai's eyes hurt from sleepiness: ...

He decisively pinched the opponent's mouth and carried him into the room.

Originally, he wanted to stick the mouth with tape, but because he was afraid of blocking the air hole, Shen Shihuai had to pinch his mouth manually every night, and Guo Jiji's nest was also transferred from the sofa to the bed.

Guo Haw buried his head in his wings, ah!The damned instinct!

Chicken Essence does not crow when it becomes an adult, and can sleep late, but when it is a chicken, it crows every day!Crowing is not a skill that can be retracted freely, even if Guo Jiji is asleep, he will crow normally...

This caused Guo Jiji to crow for three days even though he was in a coma for three days.

After Shen Shihuai finished speaking, he said, "I'll bring a laptop over here, and you can type on the keyboard with your mouth if you want to say anything."

So Guo Haji spent a full 10 minutes typing three words: "diapers". He turned his head and pecked at Shen Shihuai's hand, asking him to explain.

Shen Shihuai didn't think it was a problem: "You chickens can't control their bowels and bowels, I'm afraid you will dirty my sofa and bed, so I wrapped you in diapers." After finishing speaking, he was still on the diapers. After two pats, Guo Jiji's buttocks rushed forward twice, "I'll change your diaper every day for the past few days."

Guo Jiji wanted to giggle again.

Changing every day, isn't that helping me to see my ass!

My soft, bouncy, meaty ass!

Guo Haw buried his head in the wings again.

Shen Shihuai continued: "You haven't eaten these few days, I bought bread, do you want to eat it?"

Guo Haw raised his head immediately, he was dizzy with hunger now, he could eat for three days and three nights without any problem.Shen Shihuai opened the bag and took out the bread.He bought sliced ​​whole wheat bread, bigger than the palm of his hand.Shen Shihuai tore it into small pieces and held it in his palm: "Eat it."

Guo Haw feels that the current manager is very gentle.

His mouth is very sharp, and he used to peck the food in the bowl with a bang. If he followed the usual strength, Shen Shihuai's hand would definitely be pecked painfully by him.Guo Haw didn't want to peck him painfully, so he slowed down and lowered his strength.But it was a bit tiring to bow my head and eat hard, and the bread was still too big to fit into my mouth.

Shen Shihuai flattened the bread, expelled the air, and handed him small pieces.

Guo Jiji hadn't eaten any pellets for three days, and his hair was still shiny. When Shen Shihuai looked at him, he remembered the Garfield cat he had raised before.He held the bread in the palm of his right hand, raised his left hand and kept stroking along Guo Haji's neck to his back.

Guo Haw followed him.

Shen Shihuai groaned while touching: "Guo Jiji, why didn't you tell me that you are a chicken essence? Are you afraid that I will have straight human cancer? The rooster itself is much cuter than your human form."

"I handed over the job of your app to Bai Ziluo, and I told the Pretty Boys team that you got sick from climbing a mountain and had to rest for a few days."

"Guo Jiji, when I helped you with diapers, I found that the diapers were all clean. Don't you need to urinate?"

Shen Shihuai really talked a lot, Guo Jiji finished the penultimate piece of bread with a blank expression, then pecked the other person's palm fiercely, ate the last piece of bread, tilted his head left and right, and wiped his mouth on the other person's palm along the way .

Then he jumped off the sofa, ran to the door of the bathroom, stopped, and turned to look at Shen Shihuai.

Shen Shihuai sat on the sofa and didn't move: "You didn't go to work for three days, I recorded it as absenteeism, and the basic salary will be deducted..."

Guo Jiji ran quickly on his short legs, pecked at Shen Shihuai's slippers, raised his chest and raised his head, and let out a "giggle—"

Deduct my money again! Cnm!

Then he lowered his head and pecked at the other party's slippers, raised his head after a peck, Shen Shihuai shrank his feet: "Why?"

Guo Haw walked to the door of the bathroom, meaning you come here quickly.

Shen Shihuai got up helplessly, walked over, watched Guo Jiji enter the bathroom, raised his wings with difficulty and pointed to the toilet.Shen Shihuai guessed: "Are you going to the bathroom?"

Guo Jiji nodded.

"Well, you can urinate on the diaper." Shen Shihuai squatted down and looked at him at the same level.

Guo Haw stared at him viciously, the meaning in his eyes was obvious: no.

As a chicken with aura, Guo Jiji can control excretion independently.Ordinary chickens will defecate once after walking a few steps, and have no awareness of defecation, but Guo Jiji is different, he can perceive the desire to defecate in advance.

In the kindergarten, there used to be a customized smart toilet specially suitable for chicken essence. Guo Jiji could sit on it on tiptoe, but Shen Shihuai’s toilet was too high for chicken essence, so someone had to help.

Guo Haji hoped that Shen Shihuai could hug him up.

Guo Jiji firmly pointed to the toilet with his wings.Shen Shihuai had no choice but to reach out to help him take off the diaper: "Why do you think I have raised a son?" He carried Guo Jiji onto the toilet, Guo Jiji stood on the edge of the toilet and squatted down.

Shen Shihuai squatted in front of the toilet, looking at Guo Haji.

Guo Haw feels very ashamed, very stressed, the feeling of being stared at to go to the toilet... He didn't experience it a few times when he was cooking chicken.

Shen Shihuai comforted him: "It's okay, go ahead, I'll wipe your butt for you later."

Fuck it, Guo Jiji buried his head in his wings.

I don't know if it is possible to erase each other's memories after turning back into human beings. If it is not possible, Guo Haji wants to peck Shen Shihuai's eyes blind.

After going to the toilet with difficulty, Guo Jiji was so ashamed that he wanted to commit suicide.Because the whole process was too large-scale, his cockscomb and meat skirt became more fiery red, and Shen Shihuai looked very worried: "Your capillaries are not all broken, are they?"

Guo Haw flapped his wings, but ignored him.Just about to walk out of the bathroom, Shen Shihuai grabbed him and said, "Take a shower by the way."

Guo Haji wanted to take a bath very much, but he wanted to take a bath alone, and he didn't want Shen Shihuai to help him take a bath!But as a chicken, you can only live at the mercy of others.

Shen Shihuai found a slightly larger basin from the bathroom, and put Guo Jiji into the hot water to soak it. Guo Jiji shook his feet quickly, clucking, clucking, clucking, clucking.

My mother, your water is so hot, my hair will be scalded off!

The cry was shrill, as if the scene of killing a chicken.

Seeing him struggling violently, Shen Shihuai reacted and replaced half of the water in the basin with cold water. Guo Jiji tested it tremblingly with his paws, and the temperature was acceptable.

He used both paws to force himself, jumped up, threw himself into the basin and sat there, waiting for Shen Shihuai to soap himself.

Shen Shihuai walked out the door, and came in a minute later with a bottle of baby milk body wash, squeezed out a big lump in the palm of his hand: "I bought it specially for you, it's very suitable for you." The tone of his speech was like a good father, with Get a little excited.

Guo Haw let him apply the body wash, under the wings, around the tail, between the paws, even the comb and chin of the rooster.

Shen Shihuai squatted down to help him take a bath. Guo Jiji, who wiped the shower gel, looked very cute, with a pair of watery black bean eyes, he was dumbfounded. Is a beautiful boy.

Shen Shihuai took out a disposable toothbrush: "Close your eyes, I'll help you brush the hair on your face."

Guo Jiji immediately closed his eyes and closed his mouth tightly, trying to ignore that it was Shen Shihuai who helped him take a bath.He hypnotized himself: it wasn't Shen Shihuai, it wasn't Shen Shihuai, it was the director of the bearded garden.

Shen Shihuai helped him brush it carefully, took out a napkin to dry off the water on his face, then helped him wash off the foam on his body, wrapped it in a big bath towel, and put it on the sink.He raised his hand and took down the hair dryer hanging on the wall, turned on the medium-temperature wind, and blew it one by one.

Guo Haji looked at himself in the mirror from a drowning chicken to a fluffy and handsome chicken, and he was very satisfied.He stroked the fur on his body with his mouth, put his head under the wings and smelled it, it was really fragrant, a strong milk smell.

Shen Shihuai watched Guo Jiji turn in a 360-degree circle, looked up and looked down at himself, and asked him with a smile, "Do you think you're handsome?"

Guo Jiji nodded.

Shen Shihuai flicked his meaty skirt: "I also think you are cute."

Shen Shihuai had seen live chickens in other places, and never thought they were cute and handsome, but now that Guo Jiji was a chicken, Shen Shihuai thought he was even cuter.

"Hey," Shen Shihuai picked him up and walked into the bedroom, "Haha, I suddenly feel that I am finished, but you are also finished."

Guo Jiji:? ? ? ?What are you finished and I finished?don't know.

Shen Shihuai sighed, opened his mouth and bit his cockscomb, the taste of the cockscomb was a bit rough and thick: "I want to eat you."

Guo Jiji rounded his eyes: cnm Shen Shihuai, don't go crazy!

He quickly flapped his big wings, Shen Shihuai held him down, pressed him onto the bed, and licked his comb.

Fuck it, Shen Shihuai is a pervert!Guo Jiji burst into tears, he turned his head slightly and pecked Shen Shihuai's chin with his mouth.

Shen Shihuai felt the pain, let go of him, and covered his body with the quilt: "Sleep, I hope you can turn back into a human tomorrow morning."

Guo Jiji poked his head: Don't you want to eat?Conscience is back?

Shen Shihuai suppressed him: "Go to sleep, if you have anything to say, we'll talk about it tomorrow morning."

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