A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

Shen Shihuai's expression was indescribable: "Do you know what it means to be a chicken?"

In human society, being a chicken is not a good job, and the meaning is obscene. Of course Guo Haw knows it, but what he said about being a chicken is really just an ordinary chicken.

Shen Shihuai thought he didn't understand, and reached out to stroke his hair: "Don't talk nonsense."

"You," Guo Haw pushed his hands off his head, "don't touch the head of an elder, it's impolite to touch the head of an elder."

Guo Jiji has been in human form for 20 years, and has a deep understanding of human culture. In traditional Chinese culture, juniors are required to treat their elders politely. The so-called orderly seniority, he is one year older than Shen Shihuai. In terms of age, he is his older brother and younger brother. How can I touch my brother's hair.

If Guo Haji didn't say anything, Shen Shihuai wouldn't have realized that he was one year younger than Guo Haji.Having been together for more than a month, Shen Shihuai has always felt that he is older, and occasionally even has the illusion of being old.He sat next to Guo Jiji: "Take a break for 5 minutes."

"Five or 10 minutes of rest is not enough." Guo Jiji lowered his body and slumped his shoulders, and said bluntly, "I won't climb anymore, I'm exhausted."

"It's only half. No wonder you asked for a month's leave last year. Sedentary and inactive, you are prone to cerebral hemorrhage and sudden death."

"..." Guo Jiji mechanically turned his head to look at him, "Walking in place?"

"Of course not."

Guo Haw lowered his head and thought for a while, then took out the melon in his backpack: "I'll eat a melon first."

The melon Guo Jiji bought was huge, cut into pieces and packed in a box, a box full of them.The color of the melon is blue, it is the jade-like blue color, very beautiful.Guo Ji chigged a piece and lifted it up, but found that he couldn't put his mouth down.

He wants to eat, but he can't eat it!The stomach is already small, but I ate half a box of mangoes earlier, and now the chicken stomach is full.

Guo Haw turned the fork around, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it, and tried to swallow it, like an anti-Japanese soldier facing the enemy, with strong determination and courage.

But the difficulty was too great, he had to give up, stopped his movements, silently took out a tissue and spit on it.

Guo Jiji sighed with a frowning face, and finally gave up with heartache: "You eat." He handed the melon to Shen Shihuai.

"Where's the fork?" Shen Shihuai took it bluntly, glanced at the box, but didn't find the second steel fork.

It was only then that Guo Haw remembered that he only brought three forks in the morning, two of them were thrown away after eating the mangoes, and now only this one is left in his hand...

The word to ask him to eat has already been spoken, and it is difficult to take it back, so Guo Haw weakly handed over the steel fork in his hand: "There is only one, you can use it. I didn't touch my mouth just now."

Shen Shihuai raised his eyebrows and glanced at the fork, then at Guo Haji, took a large piece of the fork and put it in his mouth.Guo Haw stared at him, drooling eyes: "Is it delicious? Is it sweet? Is it hydrated?"

Shen Shihuai ate another piece: "Don't ask, it's too cruel."

Guo Haw: ...It's really abusive.But compared to just watching and not eating, what is more cruel is that you have to climb mountains.

Guo Haji's mind was spinning like a machine, producing a series of ways to be lazy, including the old-fashioned way of pretending to faint, running directly down the mountain, hiding in the toilet and then slipping away, etc. After turning around, he felt that The most reliable method is to hide in the toilet.

He decided to try it.

Guo Jiji pondered for a while, and said quickly: "I'm going to the toilet." Before he got up, Shen Shihuai pressed his hand on his leg: "I'll go with you."

Guo Jiji froze: "...Forget it, I won't go, you can go."

Shen Shihuai didn't leave: "Then I won't go either."

Guo Jiji: ...The plan failed before the ass left the stool!

Run away directly over!

After sitting and resting for another 5 minutes, Shen Shihuai stood up and looked down at him: "Continue?"

The other party is full of energy, and it seems that there is no problem climbing to the top of the mountain and walking back.Guo Haw was envious with tears in his eyes, and at the same time felt that being a chicken was really not far away from him.

After the chicken essence transforms into form, it is also possible to turn back into a chicken. There is a so-called probability.Guo Jiji has heard of such things since he became an adult. Some chicken essences are lucky, and they will return to human form the next day after turning back into chicken essence, but some chickens are not so lucky. As many as one or two years.

And the trigger mechanism for changing from human to chicken is physical exhaustion.If the chicken essence consumes too much energy, it will turn back into a chicken.

So Guo Haw had to be lazy, he didn't want to become a chicken at all!

Shen Shihuai didn't know Guo Haji's difficulties, he only knew that Guo Haji's physical strength was so poor that he couldn't even climb Luye Mountain!

Shen Shihuai carried his bag on his body and pulled him up: "I'll lead you along, let me carry it. I'll let you go when I reach the top of the mountain."

Guo Jiji lowered his head like a chicken, his hair and eyebrows drooped, and his whole face was very sad.He let Shen Shihuai drag him, and occasionally Shen Shihuai let go of his hand, but Guo Haji would silently clenched it by himself.

Slowly, his legs would only move forward habitually, and he lost consciousness bit by bit.

After another quarter of success, Guo Haji is really dead.He felt that the world in front of him was a blur, gradually changing from brilliant colors to black and white, sweat was beaded on his forehead, his eyelids were constantly drooping, his limbs were weak, and his hand holding Shen Shihuai had no strength, and he gradually stopped. Down.

Shen Shihuai noticed it, and when he turned around, he saw Guo Haji waving weakly at him.

"What?" Shen Shihuai took two steps back, stood in front of Guo Haji, stared down at him, "Why are your lips so white?"

Guo Haji didn't say anything, he just put his arms around his waist and rested his head on Shen Shihuai's chest.Shen Shihuai was taken aback by him, and raised his hands: "Guo Haw? What are you doing?"

Guo Haw didn't answer because he was dizzy.

Shen Shihuai only felt his chest sink, it seemed that Guo Haji put all his strength on him.Shen Shihuai hesitantly hugged him with his left hand, raised his chin with his right hand, and found that his eyes were closed tightly, and his usually blush cheeks were now without blood.

Shen Shihuai yelled several times, but there was no response, so he picked him up and rushed to the nearby emergency station.

There will be a first-aid station every few tens of meters in Luye Mountain, which is specially used to deal with various emergencies, such as fainting while climbing, being bitten by a snake, or being scratched by a branch.The first aid station that Shen Shihuai took Guo Jiji to had only one old grandfather doctor.

It was probably the first time I saw such a young fainted person, the doctor was like an enemy, asking questions while checking.

"What did you have for breakfast?"

"What time did you sleep last night?"

"How is your body?"

After the examination, the doctor helped Guo Jiji up, motioned for Shen Shihuai to hug him, and said, "Your boyfriend is fine, but he is too tired, plus he has a little heatstroke, and fainted."

He suffers from heatstroke in winter, and Guo Haw is the only one.

Shen Shihuai hugged his waist and said to the doctor: "You misunderstood, he is not my boyfriend."

"Oh," the doctor returned to his seat and bowed his head to write the medical form, "You answered every question in detail just now, I thought you were a couple. Take these medicines, the total is xx yuan. Don't climb the mountain, go back Go home and rest."

Shen Shihuai took the medicine and stuffed it into Guo Jiji's backpack, then took out his cell phone and sent a message to Bai Ziluo, then picked up Guo Jiji's buttocks and walked down the mountain.

Guo Haji was very light, and Shen Shihuai hugged him in his arms, feeling that the other person's body was incredibly soft.It is obviously not a girl, but it is fragrant and soft, a bit like fluffy milk bread.

After Guo Haji stopped making noise, he was really a quiet and beautiful boy, leaning his head obediently on Shen Shihuai's neck, because they were walking down the mountain in a hurry, the two of them kept bouncing, Guo Haji's lips touched Shen Shihuai's neck from time to time .

When it was heavy, Huai was distracted, as if a jelly was jumping and stamping his neck, and the touch was itchy like a feather.

Shen Shihuai supported Guo Jiji's buttocks with his right hand, pressed the back of his head with his left hand, and directly fixed his mouth on his neck, letting the jelly freeze, and then went down the mountain.

Guo Jiji didn't wake up until he hugged him to the parking lot.

Shen Shihuai opened the rear door, carefully placed Guo Chiji on the back seat, and tried to call him twice: "Guo Chiji? Guo Chiji?"

no respond.

Lying in the back seat and unable to fasten his seat belt, Shen Shihuai found a blanket from the trunk of the car, covered Guo Jiji, then sat in the driver's seat and turned on the air conditioner.

Afraid that driving too fast would make Guo Jiji uncomfortable, Shen Shihuai slowed down, so that an hour's drive would take an hour and a half.

When he encountered a red light, he glanced back, Guo Haw had been asleep, but he didn't know if it was his illusion, he felt that the other party was slowly shrinking.

When he reached the gate of Guo Jiji's community, Shen Shihuai turned his head and was about to call Guo Jiji up, when he saw that there were only a few clothes left in the back seat.The two ends of the blanket were flattened, and a bag bulged in the middle.

Shen Shihuai:? ? ? ? ?What about the fucker? ? ?

Shen Shihuai was a little dazed, it was the first time he encountered such a situation, he quickly got out of the car and bent over to get into the back seat, he lifted the blanket, and saw Guo Jiji's bulging jacket, flat trousers, and no body.

The top is rising and falling slightly.

Damn it!

Shen Shihuai acted eagerly, lifted the hem of his clothes and saw a chicken.

A sleeping rooster with its eyes closed.

Shen Shihuai was taken aback for a moment, put his hands on the seat, and lowered his body.

The whole body of the rooster is a bright curry color, the tail and wings of the rooster are covered with black hair, the most eye-catching thing is his comb, which is very big and very red, a bit like the red of millet pepper.

The rooster's mouth is very pointed and small, light yellow, and now it is slightly open.There are two long meat skirts under the mouth, rich in capillaries, which are said to be congested during estrus.Shen Shihuai touched his body with his hands, and felt warm under his hands.He rested his hand on the belly of the cock, feeling the fat flesh.

Shen Shihuai laughed uncontrollably.Of course he knew the story of the goblin becoming an adult, but he didn't expect that Guo Haji, who was full of confidence, was actually a rooster.

No wonder running is so weird.

The more Shen Shihuai thought about it, the more amusing he became, and then he just covered his face and laughed in the back seat for a full 10 minutes.He hugged Guo Jiji and squeezed Guo Jiji's short legs.A pair of short legs are still trembling slightly even in sleep, which is obviously a sequelae of mountain climbing.

Shen Shihuai wrapped him in a blanket, then moved him to the co-pilot, and brought him home.I don't know how long Guo Jiji will stay in the chicken body. I am also responsible for this situation, so I take it home first to avoid accidents outside.

……

Guo Haw woke up from hunger, he felt strange, he had not experienced the feeling of waking up from hunger for a long time after being active in the human body, the food intake was too small when he was a human, and his hunger was far worse than when he was a chicken.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he felt something was wrong.First of all, the room is not right, it is very strange, it is the black and white style that he hates the most, and the second is the wrong posture, he always likes to sleep on his back, when he opened his eyes, he should see the ceiling, but now, what he saw when he opened his eyes was the empty bed the other half.

The body is also very wrong, the neck is very short, and the vision is very narrow. Guo Jiji moved his hands and feet and found that not only could he not perceive the existence of his hands and feet, but he could not see them in his sight!

A bad premonition welled up in his heart.

Guo Haw struggled to push up the quilt, stood on the bed, and tried to speak, only to hear him say "cluck—"

Fuck!Guo Jiji's legs softened and he knelt on the bed.

God, I've turned into a chicken!

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