A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

Xiao Mi, a good boy by standard, called on time the next day, but Guo Jiji didn't answer, rubbed his head and sat up, hung up, and sent him a message: Thank you, I woke up.

Xiao Mi: You’re welcome (v＾＾＾)v

After tidying up his feathers a little, Guo Jiji went into the kitchen to cut fruit.He bought three transparent disposable plastic boxes at the fruit store yesterday, which can hold two boxes of mangoes and one box of cucumbers.

Guo Haw also found three small steel forks from the cabinet, and glued the handles of the forks to the lid with transparent glue.

The weather in February was too cruel to climb the mountain. Guo Haw looked up at the sky from the window, and could vaguely see the scorching sun hiding behind the clouds, emitting a faint light.He sighed, and dug out a large hiking bag from a locker that had not been used for a long time. Besides the fruit, he also brought a bottle of sunscreen spray, a mirror, a water glass, a woolen hat and a disposable hot water bottle , as long as it comes into contact with air, it will generate heat.

At [-]:[-], fully equipped, he went downstairs to buy rice balls.

Guo Haw is now a VIP customer of the rice ball stall, so he can make some slightly excessive requests, such as less rice, more tuna, and an extra spoonful of mustard.Every time he came, Auntie Xiaotan would smile like a sunflower in full bloom, and call him Boss Guo affectionately, with an earnest tone.

"What does Boss Guo want today?"

"Is Boss Guo still coming tomorrow?"

"Boss Guo woke up very early today!"

Boss Guo had no expression on his face, and pointed at the ingredients, pretending to be extravagant: "Two tuna salad rice balls, more tuna. It's still here. It's really early."

Guo Haji carried a bag and two bags of breakfast, straightened his back like a pine tree, and stood at the gate of the community waiting for Shen Shihuai.At exactly seven o'clock, Shen Shihuai's car appeared in Guo Haji's sight on time.

The colleagues in the car with Guo Haji were Xiao Lu and Xiao Song. They were closer to Shen Shihuai's house, and they got into the car before seven o'clock.Guo Haji wanted to sit in the back seat, but he opened the rear door and saw that there were two large bags on the only empty seat for three people, leaving no gaps for him.

Shen Shihuai turned his head and greeted him: "Take the co-pilot."

Guo Jiji stared at his colleague who was holding a mobile phone and pretended to be innocent, opened the passenger door, and put breakfast on the center console.

There was silence in the car, the colleagues in the back seat were pricking up their ears to listen to gossip, Guo Jiji didn't want to let them get away with it, so he kept his mouth shut.He ate two bites of breakfast, took out his cell phone, and saw that the chat in the group of "Jiji disturbing the base, the whole group is happy" was in full swing.

Colorful Tangyuan: Did Haw talk to the manager?

A donkey: Report from the front, no!

Guo Jiji turned his head back sadly, and shot X-rays at Xiao Lu.

Xiao Lu didn't realize it, and continued to send group messages: Chirp doesn't work hard, we are in vain!

Guo Jiji moved his finger and sent: Sorry for your sister!

After Guo Haji finished his breakfast, he heard Shen Shihuai ask him, "Can you drive?"

"Yes, but I don't want to drive." Guo Jiji adjusted the back of the seat comfortably and leaned back. "Driving is so tiring."

Shen Shihuai guessed his answer, and looked at him speechlessly.Guo Haji's backpack was piled up by his feet, and he was rubbing his stomach with his right hand.In the morning, my aunt was too enthusiastic about Boss Guo. Not only did she give me a lot of food, but she also added a spoonful of food.

He kneaded indiscriminately three times to the left and three times to the right. He felt a little sleepy after kneading, and gradually drifted away in a daze. He was about to fall into a sweet dream when he suddenly heard Shen Shihuai shout: "Guo Jiji?"

Guo Haw woke up and opened his eyes: "What's wrong?"

Shen Shihuai hasn't taken any grains since he woke up, and he is hungry: "Help me insert the straw of soy milk."

Guo Haw: ...

He reached out and inserted it: "Then? Let it go?"

"Hand it over, I'll take two sips."

Guo Jiji's phone started vibrating crazily, he glanced down, and Xiao Lu swiped the screen like a lunatic in the group: "Manager Shen wants to feed Chirp soy milk!"

"And then?"

Guo Jiji: "...Manager Shen, are you out of hands?"

"I am driving."

Guo Haji had no choice but to turn half of his body, and handed the soy milk to Shen Shihuai's mouth. Shen Shihuai took a sip and frowned: "What's the matter with today's soy milk?"

"The original soy milk in the morning was gone, so I bought two cups of red dates and goji berries."

The soy milk with red dates and goji berries was so sweet that it reached the throat. After Shen Shihuai finished drinking it, he felt a greasy taste lingering in his mouth: "Where's your own cup?"

"It's over," Guo Jiji gave him a strange look, "The jujube tastes so good, it's good for health and beauty."

Starting from Guo Jiji's house to Luye Mountain, it takes an hour by car.There are evergreen trees along the way. Even in February, the branches and leaves are still lush and green, and you can still see the strong roots.Guo Haw recorded a short video and posted it in the group.

Colorful little glutinous rice balls: look at what kind of tree!Shoot Manager Shen and show us!

Guo Haw: Get lost.

Arriving at the parking lot 10 minutes earlier than the estimated time, Shen Shihuai had just stopped. The two people in the back seat were like sparrows learning to fly for the first time. They quickly unfastened their seat belts, picked up their bags and slid out of the car. , Said "Manager, let's go first!"

Dash away faster than a rabbit that sees a wolf.

Guo Haji also planned to open the door and leave, but was stopped by Shen Shihuai: "Wait for me."

"What are you waiting for?"

"I haven't eaten breakfast yet." Shen Shihuai held the cold rice ball in his hand, "Let's get off the car together after I finish eating."

Seeing Shen Shihuai eating cold rice balls, Guo Haji couldn't bear it: "Don't eat it? It's not good for the stomach."

The manager should eat something warm, for example, a bowl of big wontons for ten yuan at the entrance of the scenic spot.

Shen Shihuai was not pretentious at all: "What's the matter, occasionally I do design until early in the morning, and I will eat two barrels of sauerkraut beef noodles."

Manager Shen was very down-to-earth. Guo Haji felt that the other party was very close to him in this regard: "Then you also have a big belly?"

"also?"

Guo Jiji: "...I have a little stomach."

Not exercising all year round and eating carelessly, Guo Jiji's stomach is just a soft mass of fat.

Shen Shihuai suddenly thought of teasing him: "No, I have muscles. Do you want to feel them?" His eyes narrowed, looking at Guo Haji with malicious intentions.

Guo Jiji said bluntly, "No."

Shen Shihuai picked up the water glass: "Let's go, I'm actually a little worried."

Guo Haw came down with the bag on his back, watched Shen Shihuai go around the front of the car, locked the car, and walked to the door with himself.The parking lot was 300 meters away from the entrance. Guo Haji walked slowly and asked him, "What are you worried about?"

"I'm worried that your heart is beating too fast." Shen Shihuai pressed the cold water glass on Guo Jiji's cheek, "Your face is very red, you're going to be with me for a day today, won't your blood vessels burst?"

Manager Shen's self-indulgent idea came again.

Guo Haw pushed away the water glass, expressionless: "...you think too much."

The two of them walked to the door and searched around, but they didn't see any members of the pretty boy group. Guo Jiji clicked on WeChat and wanted to ask where everyone was, and saw that the group name of "Jiji disturbs the base, the whole group is happy" changed to " If Haw doesn't work hard, the whole group will be sad", Bai Ziluo sent a message in it, Aite said: Haw, let's go climbing first!See you at the top!

Guo Haji decisively put away the phone, and grabbed Shen Shihuai who wanted to look in the opposite direction: "They can't wait, they are going to climb the mountain first. Let us take care of ourselves."

Shen Shihuai stopped at the door, stroked his chin and thought for a while: "Guo Haw, why do I think they did it on purpose?"

Guo Jiji thought to himself, you finally saw it...

Shen Shihuai continued: "Could it be you who instigated it? To be alone with me?"

"...Manager Shen, you shouldn't study design, you should write novels." With such a big brain, it's a pity not to write!

Guo Haw took out sunscreen from his backpack, sprayed his arms, neck, and face, then put on a woolen cap, held a hot water bottle in his hand, and lifted his chin to Shen Shihuai, who was standing by the side and stared at him after a series of actions. , quite like a boss: "Let's go."

Viewed from the side, Guo Haji's backpack was still bulging, as if it contained an elephant. Shen Shihuai himself only brought a water cup, and he reached out and weighed the opponent's backpack from the back: "What else is in it?"

"Fruit and water."

The sun gently poked its face out from behind the clouds, its light was like gold, but its temperament was like a mother without edges and corners, full of warmth.There were many people who came to climb the mountain, and Guo Haji and the others set off to go up together, a group of elderly people, wearing running shoes, with silver-white hair and hale and hearty.

Starting at the same starting line, 5 minutes later, Guo Haji was 10 meters behind the elderly. After [-] minutes, Guo Haji could only see their blurred backs.

Shen Shihuai accompanied Guo Jiji to climb the mountain, and felt that this person was walking at first, but now he is walking with a turtle.He turned his head to look, and saw a thin layer of sweat on Guo Jiji's forehead, and his originally flushed apple face became like a cherry because of the exercise.

Still watery cherries.

Shen Shihuai gritted his teeth, couldn't control his hand, and stretched out to pinch it, it was very soft.

Guo Haw was walking earnestly, when suddenly a big hand came up beside him, and pinched his cheek, he didn't withdraw after pinching, but pinched twice more.He raised his hand and grabbed it: "Manager, what are you doing?"

Shen Shihuai coughed: "I'll feel it to see if it's hot."

Guo Jiji: This man is sick.He walked under the shade of a tree by the side of the road: "It's too hot, I'll drink some water."

There are benches under the shade of the tree, which are specially used for people who are tired from climbing. Guo Jiji sat down and took out a box of mangoes from his bag. He handed Shen Shihuai a fork and invited him to eat together.

"In order to better improve our physical fitness, let's reserve a layer of calories first." Guo Jiji opened his mouth to make a fallacy.

Two big men ate a box of fruit very quickly, and they were wiped out in 5 minutes.Guo Haw put the fork in the empty box and threw it into the trash can beside him.Shen Shihuai stood up and motioned to him, "Go?"

Guo Jiji raised his head, his eyes were dark: "People, you really can't be lazy."

Shen Shihuai: "..."

Guo Jiji continued quietly: "Once you become lazy, you don't want to move again. The so-called one-action, the momentum is like a tiger, and two-action, lazy as a sick cat, this is the famous saying left by the great comrade Haw."

Shen Shihuai: "..."

Guo Haw lowered his head and turned his eyes to look at his backpack: "The journey is long, the luggage is heavy, and the body lacks nutrition. All these are destined to prevent me from reaching the summit and realizing my dream. But you can carry my dream on your back!" He handed the backpack to Shen Shihuai, "Go, I'll wait here for you to realize my dream. Don't let me down."

Shen Shihuai was unmoved, and pulled him up: "Stop talking nonsense to me, it's impossible for me to leave you here to be lazy."

Guo Haw sighed and followed behind, finally climbed halfway up the mountain, sat down on a tree stump, and refused to stand up again.

It's so tiring!

Guo Haw always thought that it was not good to make chickens, he had to eat stones to eat, and he had to tidy up the chicken coop in the morning, otherwise the chicken coop would not be able to house chickens after a day.You have to exercise, you must exercise, otherwise you will become fatter and fatter, unable to flap your wings, and look ugly after being transformed.

Before he took shape, he felt that being a human is really good. There is a car when you go out, an airplane if you want to fly, a robot if you don’t want to do housework, and a computer for help at work.

Until Shen Shihuai came up with a sports month.

Guo Jiji looked up to the sky and sighed: "Damn it, being a human is actually more tiring than being a chicken!"

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Haw... It's really tiring to be a human being, because you are 0...

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