A goblin who doesn't want to stir up trouble is not a good goblin

After experiencing Memeda, Guo Jiji clicked back to the homepage, and saw that the number of days in love on the homepage changed from 0 to 1, which felt very subtle.Guo Haw, as a chicken essence, is occasionally curious about certain things. He shook his elbow and asked Shen Shihuai, "What's it like to be in love?"

Falling in love is an extension of human emotions, and fairies do not have this kind of experience.The combination of goblins and goblins is more of instinct.Although transvestites can fall in love and get married now, this is rarely the case.Most humans prefer to be with humans.

Shen Shihuai gave him a meaningful look: "You don't know?"

"...I've never been in a relationship." Guo Jiji told the truth. At school, he didn't know if the other party was a goblin. He had no guarantee, and he didn't dare to act without authorization. He didn't meet anyone who made him willing to act impulsively, so he was single for 26 years. Year.

"You never liked anyone else?"

"there has never been."

Guo Haji put away his phone, and was about to get up and go out to conceive elements, when he heard Shen Shihuai say, "So I was the first person you liked."

Guo Haw: ... If Shen Shihuai wasn't his boss, Guo Haw really wanted to snort his dog's head twice, and tell him, don't be too affectionate.

But Shen Shihuai is the boss, so Guo Jiji didn't move, listening to Shen Shihuai sigh: "Come on work."

Guo Haw quickly retreated, leaving Shen Shihuai alone in the office with thousands of thoughts circling his mind.

The running practice in the morning is still going on, and the lunch race at noon is still going on.Because of exercising twice a day, the physical strength of all the beautiful and handsome boys has been improved. Guo Jiji can now run from the office building to the cafeteria without panting, although every time he can only get a sentence "Sau Rui, you are an old Internet celebrity." "And the end of paying 50 yuan, but at least I can pick up good dishes!

And because of running often, his appetite is a little bigger than before, and he can eat two more pieces of meat.

This really makes the chicken essence tremble with excitement!

At noon today, Guo Jiji, who is still a former Internet celebrity, said to Auntie Dafan: "Give me two more slices of beef."

Auntie Dafan misunderstood his meaning and dialed back the vegetarian dishes: "Just beef?"

"... Vegetarian dishes are also required."

Aunt Dafan was surprised for two seconds, and replied: "Either make a copy, and get paid for it."

Guo Haji felt that Auntie was so stingy, isn't it just two pieces of meat, he took out his meal card and said, "Okay."

The aunt made the dishes, and when she handed them to Guo Jiji, she explained: "The cafeteria is hard to do. Now many people are taken away by the takeaway. We have no beauty, no popularity, and no money. soldier."

Guo Jiji: "...Auntie, you are really educated..."

The aunt took out a piece of paper folded like a tofu block from her pocket, unfolded it to A4 size, and said to her, "Where is it, let's make an axe."

……

Guo Haw sat down next to Liu Liang with the dinner plate, raised his shoulders, shook his neck, and then relaxed: "Why is the canteen aunt so weird today?"

"That is to say," Liu Liang pointed to the dishes piled up on the plate, "I said I would like two servings, and my aunt read to me, 'One porridge and one meal, when thinking is hard-won; Material resources are struggling'."

"You're at least right. The aunt who ordered the food for me didn't match her words." Guo Jiji complained, "You have to pay for two slices of meat! You used to praise me for being cute, so give me three more slices."

"Cream cute like you are not popular now, now I like dogs, little milk dogs and little wolf dogs."

"Hey, I'm so tired, the aesthetic trend has changed really quickly." Guo Haji picked out the carrots for fried beef to Liu Liang, "Today's carrots are so big, it makes me dizzy."

Guo Jiji dialed halfway, and felt a sinking on the left side. He turned his head and found that it was Shen Shihuai.

Shen Shihuai didn't eat on time after the first time he went out to eat. Guo Haji didn't see him for a week, thinking that the other party was either eating takeaway or working overtime at noon, but now he saw him staring at him sullenly, confused.

Guo Haji threw a piece of carrot into Liu Liang's plate: "Did you lose the order?"

Shen Shihuai didn't know what was going on with him either, he just saw Guo Jiji pick carrots to Liu Liang very naturally, he felt a little upset: "You don't eat carrots?"

"Ah?" Guo Jiji stopped his chopsticks, "I can't eat, my appetite is small, I choose beef between stir-fried beef with carrots." With only a little stomach capacity, of course I choose to eat meat!

Shen Shihuai let out a sigh, and said, "Then you pick it for me."

"Ah?" Guo Jiji was taken aback and asked, "Do you like carrots?"

"Yes, I belong to the rabbit." Shen Shihuai looked serious, and stretched out his clean chopsticks to pick up the carrots on Guo Jiji's plate.

Guo Haw stopped him: "You are lying, you are obviously a chicken."

Shen Shihuai paused with his chopsticks, and the dark clouds in his heart slowly dissipated: "How do you know I'm a chicken?"

When it comes to the zodiac, Guo Jiji is sad and indignant, because Shen Shihuai is younger than himself!I am a monkey, 26 years old this year, and Shen Shihuai is a rooster, 25 years old this year.Before Shen Shihuai took office, the beautiful and handsome group discussed his age for a lunch break and asked him to be the manager of the younger one. The two mothers couldn't describe the feeling of it.

The beautiful and handsome group is very jealous of rich second generations like Shen Shihuai!

Guo Haw didn't say that, but replied: "You are the manager, of course I know."

"Then what does Liu Liang belong to?" Shen Shihuai asked.

Guo Haji didn't know why the topic turned to Liu Liang, he thought for a while, and said truthfully: "I forgot. Why should I know what he belongs to."

Shen Shihuai's mood completely improved, he stretched out his hand to put the remaining carrots on his rice, and asked: "Can you eat the green peppers fried with green peppers and potatoes?"

"Don't eat."

"Then give it to me too."

Guo Jiji quickly picked up the chopsticks to pick up green peppers for him, for fear that Shen Shihuai would regret it.Liu Liang didn't eat green peppers either, so he had to keep them every time, which made Guo Jiji feel uncomfortable.

Liu Liang next to him looked at Shen Shihuai who was in a good mood and squinted at Guo Jiji picking up vegetables, and then looked at Guo Jiji who buried his head, silently moved to the right, and touched Tang Yuan's butt.The two of them tacitly exchanged glances with Bai Ziluo who was opposite, with joy surging in their eyes: happy days are not far away!

After eating, when talking about the aunt in the cafeteria, Shen Shihuai said: "The cafeteria is holding a cultural month recently."

"Cultural Month? What's that?" Guo Jiji asked out loud, "Why don't we have one?"

The rest of the pretty boy group moved over and sat as close as possible to Shen Shihuai.Guo Jiji's butt was pushed to the left by Liu Liang, and it collided with Shen Shihuai's.

Shen Shihuai glanced at him, then raised his right hand to the table, moved his buttocks to the right, and got closer to Guo Haji, it was like squeezing flesh.

Guo Haw: Why does it feel so strange...

He didn't care about his ass, and waited for Shen Shihuai to explain "Cultural Month".

Shen Shihuai glanced at the table, glanced over to make sure that every good-looking boy was there, and then said: "The company has recently promoted socialist culture to create a harmonious society together..."

"Damn it." Guo Jiji couldn't listen anymore.

Shen Shihuai glanced at him, Guo Jiji knew that he had made a slip of the tongue, and clapped his hands: "Socialist core values, my motto."

Tang Yuan said in a low voice: "Shameless."

Shen Shihuai didn't follow the ridicule, and looked serious: "Each group has chosen a theme, the cafeteria is about culture, the marketing group is about economics, and the public relations group is about current affairs..."

"What about our group?" Guo Haw asked.

"Design groups are movements."

Pretty Boys Group:  ………

What does sports have to do with creating a harmonious society? ? ?

Shen Shihuai saw that they were confused, and said slowly: "Only when your physical fitness improves can you better fight for a harmonious society."

The beautiful and handsome group has nothing to say.

Shen Shihuai had almost finished eating, so he stood up and prepared to take the plate to the recycling place: "By the way, let's announce that this weekend we will go climbing the green fields together."

Green Field is a mountain in H City, not too high, and there is a villa on the mountain called The Wizard of Oz.The average physical strength of the handsome and handsome group is poor. Their spare time activities are barbecue or karaoke singing, and they have never climbed a mountain.

"Depart at seven o'clock in the morning on weekends." Shen Shihuai said.

"How to get there? Charter a car?" There are [-] people in the beautiful and pretty boy group, and chartering a bus is too wasteful!But it takes four hours to take the bus, everyone departs from different places, and they have to gather in one place, which is very troublesome.

Shen Shihuai had considered this issue long ago, and said, "I, Bai Ziluo, and Liu Liang each drive a car, and the rest of us choose to sit in one."

Bai Ziluo followed immediately: "I choose Tang Yuan, Chen Chen and Xiao Xu."

"Then I will choose Leizi, Shushu and Xiaoqianqian."

Shen Shihuai glanced at Guo Jiji: "I'll pick you up on the weekend morning, buy me a tuna salad rice ball, and a cup of plain freshly ground soy milk."

Guo Haw had no choice but to respond: "...OK."

The night before climbing the mountain, Guo Jiji chatted with Xiao Mi.There is still one week before Xiao Mi's birthday, Guo Haji asked him how the plan was going.

Xiao Mi: It’s useless at all, he’s like a rock, very cold.

Guo Haw: ...None of those?

Zhao Mi listed many large-scale plans to break through his shame and showed Guo Haji, who made his scalp numb.The lust of the sex devil. The screaming. The chicken is afraid.

Xiao Mi: Well QAQ, what should I do, I feel like I'm going to finish.

Guo Jiji: Don't you perverts have that kind of control skills?Really can't do it, can you control it?

After the perverts become adults, they start to fall in love freely. After the age of 19, they must have sex. However, some perverts can't find a lover, so they can only go on a date.Another way besides voluntary is to rape, use one's pupils to confuse human beings, make him hallucinate, and have a relationship with oneself in the hallucinations, but in a society ruled by law, goblins also advocate obeying the law, and pupil confusion is prohibited.

Although banned, the skills are still there.

Xiao Mi: No, twisted melons are not sweet.

Guo Jiji: It's not sweet, but you'll be happy when you twist it.Besides, if you can't do anything on your birthday, your pupils will automatically change color.

After changing color, skills will be released...

Guo Haji thought for a while, the pupils of the shy and beautiful boy turned dark green, and then... stop, stop!I'm still a pure chicken essence!

Xiao Mi: I... I'll talk about it when the time comes... I'm going to bed, and the school will make up lessons tomorrow morning.

Guo Haw: It's so early, it's only ten o'clock!What time do you get up tomorrow?

Xiao Mi: It’s six o’clock, what’s the matter?

Guo Jiji: The company organizes us to go hiking tomorrow, can you call me when you get up?

Guo Haw bought a big melon and two mangoes, and wanted to cut them up at home and take them with him tomorrow morning to eat on the mountain.He set five alarm clocks, namely five fifty, five fifty-three, five fifty-five, five fifty-seven, five fifty-nine.

Xiao Mi: Okay, good night. q^__^p

Such a cute boy is actually a pervert, Guo Jiji sighed on the bed, the world is really amazing.

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Haw: Mountain climbing, I can definitely do it!

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