ugly guest

At noon, the three of them walked out of the campus, and Jerry said to him, "I suddenly remembered that 'the motherland is my pride' is not 'I am the pride of the motherland', and you sang it wrong."

"Can you find this out?"

"Of course, it's so obvious."

Liu Shuowang said annoyedly: "Don't bring up what happened in the morning, I thought it would be easier if I changed the head teacher, but it turned out that a more powerful one came."

"I think this teacher is much better than the dominatrix. The dominatrix gets angry at every turn, indiscriminately." Huang Luo favored the new teacher, "Yesterday I told you not to be late, come to school early, you deserve it now."

"It's better to be a hag, she won't treat me like this." Liu Shuowang said.

"Tch, the hag is such a fart, she's a ghost at all, the whole class thinks like this because you have a cramp." Huang Luo was once punished by the hag for cleaning the toilet for a week, which cast a serious shadow on him, and he is not sure to go to him now. The toilet that was cleaned.

"That's right," Jerry echoed, "Once the average score of the subject taught by the dominatrix is ​​lowered, the whole class will have to copy the entire book together as a punishment. Several times we stayed up all night and finished copying until our hands were worn out."

The three of them shivered, "School is over at noon, don't talk about such a disappointing thing." Huang Luo hit Liu Shuowang with his hand, "You brat, don't make trouble for us in the future, I don't want to be punished by this new teacher. .”

Liu Shuowang's spirit was shaken, and he said righteously: "I will never provoke him. Commander, I assure you, I will become more obedient than when the dominatrix was around."

"That's what you said."

"What I, Liu Shuowang, promised will never be changed."

It's almost noon, and they haven't found a place to eat. Every day, the three idlers will struggle with what to eat at noon. After walking a few streets, they finally stop at a bakery, walk another 1 kilometer, and turn back to the school's canteen , Eating bread while rubbing against KFC’s air conditioner.Liu Shuowang took out a vegetable bun and a meat bun from the bag, "I almost forgot, the vegetable bun is from Jie Rui, and the meat bun is from A Luo, you two asked me to bring breakfast."

The two buns were crushed to pieces, the meat and vegetables were squeezed out, and the two of them looked at each other speechlessly. Can this still be eaten?One of the bags was torn and a lump of vegetables fell on Jerry's trousers, so it was right in the middle of the trousers, and the oil stains could not be wiped off no matter how much you wiped.

Along the way, Jie Rui's hand was in the middle of his trousers, Huang Luo and Liu Shuowang's stomachs were about to collapse from laughing.

"Your posture is so perverted, I don't want to walk with you." Huang Luo stayed away from Jerry.

Liu Shuowang said, "I advise you to take your hands away, it's okay, and no one is looking at you."

Jerry took his hand away, revealing obvious oil stains.

"Trench digging, hahahaha..."

The two laughed frantically.

"You two! Something is wrong! Are you funny!? Shuo Wang is the fault of your steamed stuffed bun!!" Jerry walked quickly towards them.

"Pervert, don't come here, I'm so scared." Huang Luo strode away.

"It's okay, it's okay," Liu Shuowang comforted Jie Rui, "Even if others see it, they won't think too much about it. We all know that you are an upright person."

"Shuowang, you walk in front of me and block for me."

"No way, you can even think of such an idea, it looks so disgusting..." Liu Shuowang muttered.

"I didn't let you stick to me, just walk in front of me. After all, it's not the bun you gave me."

Seeing Jerry's aggrieved face, Liu Shuowang confessed, "I'll help you this time." He walked in front of Jerry, the two of them were like replicas, their waving movements were exactly the same as their walking movements, standing in a parallel line, Without a trace of negligence, a suspicious picture appeared in the corridor of the campus.

The classmates all pointed at them and whispered, Liu Shuowang already regretted helping Jie Rui, so he hurried into the classroom, "I must be regarded as a pervert too, what are you doing behind me?"

"I didn't do anything, I just followed you."

"Why are so many people looking at us?"

"Ghost knows!"

Liu Shuowang stepped up and walked quickly, "Don't walk so fast, I'm about to be exposed."

A man in a white shirt came over, Liu Shuowang watched his footsteps slow down, and Jerry bumped into his back all of a sudden, "Why stop?" Liu Shuowang whispered quickly: "What should I do, that grass carp teacher is here , he is right across from us..."

"What Mr. Octopus?!"

"You are deaf! Teacher Grass Carp!"

"Who?"

Liu Shuowang hesitated, "That's it~" "Which one?" The new head teacher got closer and closer.

"What are you two doing?" The teacher stood in front of them, Jerry was shorter than Liu Shuowang, and when he heard the question, he poked his head out from the side.

"Teacher Shan..."

"We are on our way back to the classroom." Liu Shuowang replied.

"Why are you hiding behind him?"

Both answered at the same time:

Jerry: "There's a lump of bird shit on his back and I'm wiping it off for him."

Liu Shuowang: "He accidentally dropped his saliva on his clothes, and I blocked it for him."

After speaking, the two stared at each other at the same time.

Ji Shan looked at them helplessly, "In school, you must behave appropriately. You two pay attention to your image."

Liu Shuowang nodded heavily, and walked to the left, Jerry also followed him to the left, just blocking the teacher's pace, he smiled, walked to the right, and Jerry followed him to the right, blocking the teacher's pace again.

Mom...

"Are you going or not?" Jerry whispered in his ear, "Right, right, right!"

Liu Shuowang said, "Teacher, I'm sorry, I'll go to the right."

"..."

After the teacher left, Liu Shuo Wang flew to the classroom, and Jerry followed him like a shadow, "Stop clinging to me."

"You wait for me."

Two shadows suddenly flashed into the classroom. When the students came back to their senses, Liu Shuowang and Jie Rui were sitting in their seats, one was writing homework with a pen, and the other was holding a Chinese book.

Huang Luo was Liu Shuowang's deskmate, he was hit by Liu Shuowang's waist in an instant, and almost died of pain, "Liu Songling, you are going to die!"

In the office, Teacher Xiao, the head teacher of Class A, approached Ji Shan, and she asked kindly, "Mr. Shan, how is the class atmosphere in Class C? You didn't make things difficult, did you?"

"It's a very united and friendly class." Jishan pulled out her chair and said to Teacher Xiao while arranging the courseware, "In class, they don't talk to each other, and the class style is very good."

"Of course, this is a student taught by Teacher Lili, and she must be obedient," Teacher Xiao said, "The most feared thing among those children is Teacher Lili, and she is the only one in our grade who can lead such a good class. This There are three top ten students in the class, Mr. Shan, you have to be careful! I’ll see you later. I’ll make a copy of the grade list for you later.”

"Thank you, Teacher Xiao."

When Ji Shan got the list of students' grades, she was taken aback, and saw that the No.1 in the whole grade was: Liu Shuowang.He asked, "Mr. Xiao, do you understand Liu Shuowang?"

The first impression this student gave him was that he was difficult to deal with and loved to play, but he didn't expect his grades to be so good.

"He~" Teacher Xiao was immersed in correcting the paper, and it took a while before he said, "He is the monitor of your class, and he is quite responsible, smiling all day long, but... if you can't control him, the class style will follow Change, you will gradually find that he drives the whole class, in fact, this child is very simple, as if he is not thinking about anything, but his grades are not stable."

"How to say?"

"Although he took the first grade in the exam this time, he may jump to the top of the hundred next month. His grades are always up and down like this. Lili has asked him the reason many times, probably because he loves to play. Bar……"

Just as Ji Shan thought, each student could tell his personality at a glance. When Teacher Li Li was around, the whole class never had any problems with attendance. Liu Shuowang was late on the day when the class teacher was changed, as if aiming for the right time. , and entered the classroom with a nonchalant look, are you planning to give the new head teacher a blow?

From the ups and downs of his grades, it can be seen that Liu Shuowang has a slightly arrogant attitude. He can control his grades and do whatever he wants.This student is not innocent.

"Are there any other special students?" Jishan continued to ask.

"Teacher Shan really cares about the students, and she is not special. In class C, Huang Luo and Liu Shuowang are the ones with obvious personalities. Li Jierui, who is always in the top five in grades, and Song Teng, who sits firmly in No.3, ah You have to pay attention to the few students in the back who usually don't like to talk, they don't know what they are doing all day long, and they don't study hard. Especially when they are invigilating, they have the most petty movements."

"Teacher Xiao is a good teacher who really cares about the students," he smiled. "I understand the situation, thank you."

"Why are you being polite, come to me when you encounter problems in the future."

"Ok."

The school bell rang at 05:30. Jishan finished the last class and tidied up the textbooks. The students in class A said goodbye to him one by one. Some of them who love to learn surrounded him and asked him questions. It took him an hour to answer the office. A student was standing in the corridor outside the office. Seeing him coming, he called out, "Mr. Cao... Shan, I'm here to hand in the self-criticism." Why did Grass Carp come so late.

"Just put the review on my desk."

Liu Shuowang handed over the self-criticism book to him, and it was on the bar on the first day, so he must appear sincere and make a good image, "Teacher, take a look."

Review book

I am Liu Shuowang from class C of the second year of high school. Dear Mr. Shan, I am very sorry for being late on your first day of class. I was reviewing my homework at home yesterday. Teacher, you told me not to make excuses. I think what you said is right. It’s all because I can’t control myself and can’t get up on time. From now on, I will follow your teachings, strictly demand myself, and never procrastinate or be late. School rules; be a good student.

I will also post your most famous saying "Don't make excuses" on the head of the bed and use it in my study. In the future, I will...

Applying it in my life, I will...

Used in interpersonal communication, in the future I will...

Finally, I ask the teacher to forgive me for being late today, and I will never make the same mistake next time.

Sincerely,

salute

Each paragraph is very clearly divided, the expression is clear, and the number of words is indicated at the end. I wrote a full thousand words abruptly, with three zeroes and one missing. It is really not easy.

Jishan put away the self-criticism, "Yes, I am very caring, you can go back."

"Thank you, teacher," Liu Shuowang thanked, of course he had a heart, and please don't trouble me in the future, I am a good student.He had already whistled in his heart, and finally he was relieved, "Goodbye, teacher." He waved his hand.

"Goodbye."