ugly guest

He got home at seven o'clock, changed his shoes, and the first thing he did was turn on the TV, and the news broadcast just started: "Good evening, audience friends, good evening! Today is the ninth day of the lunar calendar..." Tiny lights illuminate the room.

He lit a stick of incense for his brother, and then went to the storage cabinet to find something to eat. There was only a single pack of instant noodles left in the storage cabinet, which was still the barbecue flavor he hated the most.

"News from Xinhua News Agency: According to a senior reporter who secretly took pictures, the American brand Quangu mineral water sold in the market contains toxic substances. For more information, I secretly interviewed Ms. Cheng and said..."

The instant noodles were soaked soft, he lifted the lid, lost all appetite, the smell of barbecue wafted into his nostrils, and picked up the plastic bag of instant noodles in the trash can, unexpectedly it had expired for one year!This one is placed too deep in the storage cabinet, and it is always covered by the newly bought instant noodles. It is still the least favorite taste, and I usually ignore it when I see it.

"Hello, audience friends, I'm a news network reporter..."

not good at all!

"Obviously Quangull has been in every home..."

Forget it, don’t eat, there are still a few packages of McDonald’s ketchup in the refrigerator, he tore the package from the sawtooth, put it in his mouth, and then walked slowly to the sofa, the sweet and sour sauce melted in his mouth.

Mom and Dad seldom go home since my brother passed away. He has lived in this house alone for three years, and sometimes my mother just comes back to get clothes. They never told Liu Shuowang what they were up to, where they lived, and their attitude towards him. Ambiguous, send him a fixed amount of money every month, the only thing I told him is that there will be no financial support until he graduates from college.

Liu Shuowang counted his fingers, now he is in the second year of high school, the third year of high school, and the freshman year... 5 years, it's still a long time.

Tear open the second pack of ketchup and put it in his mouth. The new grass carp teacher assigned a lot of homework, and the other teachers also assigned two test papers. Go to school tomorrow and copy Jie Rui's. I don't want to use my brain.As soon as the news broadcast ended, he sat up from the sofa drowsily, walked into his room listlessly, picked up a book, and was about to finish reading a few pages, nestled on the bed, and turned on the bedside lamp.

At one o'clock in the evening, I yawned. The name of the book has been changed to something else. I will read the rest tomorrow. The whole book is all his notes.

The next day, the weather forecast on TV reported on time...

Liu Shuowang sat up from the bed and let out a big hache.

His home was only 15 minutes away from school. After washing the machine, he rushed to school and arrived at the classroom 5 minutes early. His stomach was growling without breakfast.

The morning reading started, Jishan came in from the door and asked who was leading the reading, a girl raised her hand and walked up to the podium, "Open page 65."

Liu Shuowang swallowed hungry, had no strength to study, and his vague voice was mixed with the sound of reading aloud. Outside the window, the birds chirped in the morning and flew around. There are many trees in this school, and there are many sweet-scented osmanthus flowers planted under their teaching buildings. Osmanthus fragrans are in full bloom now, and the strong fragrance of osmanthus can be smelled on the third floor.

Suddenly——Liu Shuowang's mind magnified three words: I want to eat osmanthus!flower!cake!

His stomach made a noise, and his deskmate Huang Luo heard it, and asked him in a low voice, "Didn't you eat breakfast?"

"It's too late to buy."

"Hold on, the bell will ring in a while."

Liu Shuowang nodded weakly.The new head teacher sat at the back of the classroom and listened to their reading. Everyone read seriously. Before, hags would not come to supervise. This teacher is really boring.

At the end of morning reading, Liu Shuowang and Huang Luojierui ran out of the classroom and flew to the cafeteria. If they came too slowly, the cafeteria would be full of people. Now they are the first ones. They cost two yuan a piece of fried rice noodles, and Liu Shuowang is alone. After ordering six yuan, the aunt in the cafeteria specially gave him a big plate, and he had to eat yesterday's portion together.

"You're eating more and more every day," Huang Luo said, "don't become that big-bellied hag."

Liu Shuowang patted his head.Huang Luo hit him back: "I just remind you"

"Shuowang, you have to eat on time in the future. It's really unhealthy to eat so much for a while." Jerry was worried about his physical condition.

"It's okay. It makes me want more food."

"Your stomach will be digesting for a period of time. If you don't eat, it will easily hurt your body. When you want to eat, its digestion time will be over long ago. You have to cultivate a time for eating, or your digestion will be very slow." Chaos."

Liu Shuo looked at Jie Rui blankly.

"I see, Doctor."

After eating, he was so full that he couldn't walk anymore, and finally got to the class, and someone said that the class teacher was looking for him. "Mr. Grass Carp, what's the use of finding him~"

"I don't know." Okumagi replied

"I don't want to go, Jerry, you go instead of me, you said I'm not feeling well..."

"Do you still remember the content of the self-criticism written yesterday? You used this reason yesterday." Jerry said.

"Ah ah ah ah ah……"

Liu Shuowang came to the office with a broken heart, knocked lightly on the door, pushed the door in, walked to Ji Shan's desk, "Cao... Teacher Shan, are you looking for me?"

"Ah."

Grass Carp responded to him and continued to type on the keyboard. After nearly 2 minutes, he ignored him. He was thinking: Did you ask me to show off your hand speed?

"... Teacher, may I ask..."

"You are the only one in the class who didn't hand in your Chinese homework."

Ji Shan teaches Chinese, and as soon as Liu Shuowang came to school, he copied other homework, but forgot Chinese alone.What is the Chinese homework about? It seems... copying three pages of the book or... He swallowed, "I... seem to have forgotten." head on.Dead!

"That, that... the teacher is actually like this," hurriedly explained, Ji Shan stopped what she was doing, "Mother Ye... the homework assigned by Teacher Li was... that..." He blushed as he said it , "...as long as you recite the text backwards, and there are no mistakes in the answers in class, you don't need to do your homework. So... I haven't done my homework all the time. I went home and concentrated on memorizing the text."

"Well, I will test you now. If you pass all of them, I don't care about your forgetting this time."

Liu Shuowang nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, "Okay." He watched Ji Shan quickly flip through the text, and finally stopped at the chapter "On the Passing of the Qin Dynasty", his eyes widened.

"……"No way……

"Recite this article to me."

"...we haven't learned it yet."

"This is what I assigned for yesterday's homework." Ji Shan said firmly, "But you said it yourself, you concentrated on memorizing at home yesterday, I don't ask you to memorize it backwards, you just need to memorize it completely and you will pass."

Grass carp, you are kidding me!He didn't dare to say this sentence, his lips were drawn into a line, "Mr... Teacher, can you lend me that for 5 minutes? I kind of forget what's in it..."

"Yes." Thistle handed him the book.

Dead grass carp, you wait for me, his brain trembling with pain, he sat on an unoccupied chair, and quickly scanned "Guo Qin Lun"

Teacher Xiao and other teachers looked at each other, 5 minutes?How is it possible, unless you have a photographic memory, "Mr. Shan, you are really strict."

"It's the first time I met a monitor who doesn't do homework." Ji Shan shrugged her shoulders, "How can I manage the class well if I'm not strict."

They looked at Liu Shuowang sweating profusely and staring at the textbook. In such a state of concentration, it is estimated that the two of them would not be able to see or hear anything they were talking about. Let me see what other tricks you can play. Materials, after 5 minutes, he asked Liu Shuowang to start reciting.

"Qin Xiaogong, according to Wei's letter, holds the land of Yongzhou, and the monarchs and ministers stick to it to see the Zhou family. It covers the whole world, encompasses the universe, encompasses the meaning of the four seas, and swallows the hearts of the eight wildernesses. When it is time, Shangjun Zuozhi... ..."

Liu Shuowang spoke quickly and clearly.

"...And the world is not weak, the land of Yongzhou, the strength of Weihan, is self-possessed..."

He memorized from the middle part to the second part without missing a single sentence. All the teachers in the office were stunned, including Ji Shan.

His lung capacity is very good, like a typewriter, he can't stop stopping: "'The past is not forgotten, and the future is also the teacher.' The gentleman is the country,...for a long time, the country will be safe. Huh..."

Liu Shuowang breathed a sigh of relief, Ji Shan looked at him in surprise.

"Teacher... I'm done reciting it."

Jishan closed the book and didn't ask him any more, "Okay," admitted him, "You have indeed reviewed at home, I believe you, but you still have to fail the homework, I will be fair to all the students in Class C treat."

"I see." Liu Shuowang finally escaped from the office, his heart pounding. I had tore up all the texts in high school before school started, ahahaha, seeing how scared they were.Grass carp's expression also made him happy.However, fortunately, he really still remembered such a long article, and he kept shaking his teeth throughout the recitation.