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When Jian Zhou comforted Qiao Yichuan, he acted calmly, but when the guy was full and fell asleep, and he was left alone, he began to frown.

How can a person suddenly become a cat?

How can a person turn into a cat to change back?

Jian Zhou felt that this was simply a story in a fantasy novel, which should never have happened in real life, but now, this kind of scene that should not have happened appeared, and his boyfriend had indeed turned into a cat.

Sitting in front of the computer, Jian Zhou glanced back at the orange kitten who was sleeping soundly, and couldn't help but rolled his eyes. He really didn't understand how this guy could still sleep. He had turned into a cat. I can't do that kind of thing with him anymore, and I can still sleep peacefully!This one is as big as a coconut!

Jian Zhou was a little unhappy, thinking that it was obviously a matter between two people, but he was the only one who was depressed here, but seeing the cute little guy's appearance, he couldn't get angry again.

"I'm still soft-hearted." Jian Zhou glared at the kitten, couldn't help it, took out his mobile phone to take a photo of the little guy, and then opened Weibo with text and sent it out.

When he sent it, he only said three words: Qiao Yimao.

Qiao Yimao is still sleeping and doesn't know anything.

Jian Zhou only had three Weibo fans, one was Qiao Yichuan, one was Shen Weiyi, and the other was Qu He.

Jian Zhou didn't know how Qu He found his Weibo, but the other party came to follow him, and he was embarrassed to remove him as a follower, although Qiao Yichuan had been trying to persuade Jian Zhou to do so.

After posting on Weibo, Jian Zhou began to search for related matters online.

After searching for an hour, I couldn't find anything serious, but I found a lot of Tanmei novels in which people turned into cats. Jian Zhou thought that Qiao Yichuan would like it, so he simply saved them all and saved them for that little ancestor to pass the time.

Jian Zhou closed the computer and climbed into bed, the heartless cat was still sleeping.

He rubbed the kitten's belly, and said to himself: You really don't worry at all that you won't be able to change back...

Qiao Yichuan was really stunned when he first realized that he had turned into a cat. He wanted to cry, but he couldn't.

But the panic, fear and confusion in this world can all be transferred, and Qiao Yichuan successfully transferred these negative energies of his own to Jian Zhou.When he woke up that morning and found that he was covered in long hair and a tail, the flustered feeling was swept away when he proved to Jian Zhou that he was not just a cat but his object, Qiao Yichuan.

Qiao Yichuan was only responsible for eating, drinking, playing, and sleeping, because he was just a kitten after all, and as a cat, he shouldn't think too much about it. He only needed to eat, drink, play, and sleep.

It was already afternoon when Qiao Yichuan woke up again. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Jian Zhou watching something intently with his mobile phone.

Qiao Yichuan, who had turned into a cat, was very agile, and jumped onto Jian Zhou's shoulder in a few strokes.

He let out a "meow", leaned over to look, looked, was fascinated, couldn't stand firmly, and fell off Jian Zhou.

In fact, he can't be blamed for this, but the thing Jian Zhou looked at.

It was a danmei article. Jian Zhou originally wanted to keep it for Qiao Yichuan to read, but he was bored just now and opened it casually, but couldn't stop.

In the article, a man suddenly turned into a cat, and then ran to the house of another man whom he had a crush on for a long time.One person and one cat lived very happily, but after a long time, the man who turned into a cat became a little dissatisfied. He didn't want to be the pet of the person he liked all the time.

Just now, Qiao Yichuan happened to see the part where the man bathes the kitten. The author described the cat man's psychological activities in great detail, how the water wets his fur, and how the man's hand caressed him. Non-stop, excited.

Seeing him fall, Jian Zhou laughed at him and said, "Why did you lose your cerebellum when you became a cat?"

Qiao Yimao unhappily whipped Jian Zhou with its tail, then kept scratching Jian Zhou's trouser legs, trying to climb up to continue watching.

So, this afternoon, one person and one cat lay on the bed and finished reading a Danmei article about one person and one cat.

Qiao Yi cat is especially good at enjoying it. The whole cat is nestled in Jian Zhou's arms, lying comfortably. He suddenly felt that it would be great if the human and cat shapes could be changed as he wanted. When he wanted to be a cat, he could become a cat. , When you want to be a human, you can change back to human.

However, dreams are always beautiful, but reality is often a bit skinny.

For the next few days, Jian Zhou was worried about how Qiao Yichuan transformed back. He kept looking for those people who were said to be "possessing special skills". He tried all the methods those people told him, but Nothing changes.

However, if it is true that there is no change at all, it is not entirely correct. There are still changes, that is, Qiao Yimao's appetite is getting better and better, and he is about to gain weight.

Jian Zhou vaguely remembered that someone said that the orange cat was a terrible breed, "Nine out of ten orange cats are fat, and one overwhelms Kang", that is probably what he said, so whenever Jian Zhou saw Qiao Yimao When eating the small dried fish happily, he would be particularly worried.

Jian Zhou sometimes thinks: I don’t know if I gained weight when I was in cat form, and if I turn back into a human, will my body shape be affected?

He was a little worried about this, but Qiao Yichuan, who had become an orange cat, lost all faith when he saw food, and his eyes were full of food. The kitten was not big, but he had to eat several meals a day, so scared that Jian Zhou sometimes had to eat But when Qiao Yimao couldn't find anything to eat, he would come to annoy Jian Zhou and blow his hair at him.

Jian Zhou couldn't see him like this, and he definitely couldn't bear Qiao Yimao to be angry in the end, so he gave him food.

So, for half a month, I watched Qiao Yimao's little friend fatten into a little meat ball.

Sleeping at night, Jian Zhou poked Qiao Yimao's stomach with his fingers and said, "You're not afraid to eat yourself up to explode."

Qiao Yimao had just eaten a supper with satisfaction, and now he was feeling sleepy, so he ignored Jian Zhou and licked his little paw lazily.

Jian Zhou went to pinch the pads of his little paws again, they were pink and fleshy, very cute.

However, although the kitten is really cute, Jian Zhou still wants to see Qiao Yichuan in his original form.

It's been half a month, and even though I know that guy is by my side, and that the two of them are actually together all the time, I just feel uneasy, being coaxed by the little cat to be happy, and after a while, I still worry about what if it really happens in the future. What should I do if I can't get back like this?

The more Jian Zhou thought about it, the more frightening he became. It is said that the lifespan of a cat generally does not exceed 20 years, which is almost the limit. To the cat-shaped Qiao Yichuan, he felt so abused that his liver trembled.

Jian Zhou stroked the kitten's belly, put the little fat man to sleep, and secretly sighed beside him, frantically forwarding the koi, hoping to make Qiao Yichuan change back quickly.

As soon as he closed his eyes, what happened in the last half month. He didn't dare to go anywhere. Even if he went out, he had to put classmate Qiao Yimao in his cat bag. When Qiao Yichuan's father called, he You have to lie, and you can't let the other party know that this kid is such a cat.

In short, all kinds of bad things happened, Jian Zhou even went to the toilet in the middle of the night to "self-solve", he was really wronged, if this continues, people might think that he secretly took Qiao Yichuan Kill him, otherwise why does this kid suddenly seem to have evaporated from the world?

Jian Zhou was so worried that his hair was turning gray.

Seeing that the kitten was asleep, he turned off the light, and started counting sheep to sleep.

During this period of time, he didn't sleep well, and he didn't have any nightmares, but he always slept intermittently. On average, he would wake up once an hour to see if Qiao Yichuan had returned.

Qiao Yimao, who was huddled aside, was not actually asleep. After hearing Jian Zhou's steady breathing, he knew that the other party had fallen asleep.

The chubby little guy opened his eyes, and those beautiful cat eyes glowed at night.

He looked at Jian Zhou and felt uncomfortable. He was not in a hurry at first, but it has been half a month, and the more time passed, the more flustered he became.

Qiao Yichuan also began to fear that he really couldn't turn back into a human again. If it was true, he decided to leave Jian Zhou. He couldn't drag Jian Zhou to suffer such a bad thing with him.

The furry little paw rested on Jian Zhou's hand, Qiao Yimao rubbed against him, and put his round head on Jian Zhou's hand, and he thought of a word: the jewel in the palm.

Qiao Yichuan thought of his current body, and felt that he was Jian Zhou's "Pig in the Hand".

Qiao Yichuan turned back into a human form on Christmas day.

There was a lot of snow outside that day. I don’t know when it started to fall. In the morning, there was already a thick layer of white snow on the road outside. In the early morning, because no one had stepped on it, I looked out from the window. , a piece of snow-white, clean and pure.

Jian Zhou forgot to close the curtains when he went to sleep the night before. He was woken up by the bright light in the early morning.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he found that his body was heavy. He squinted his eyes and moved, as if something was pressed on his body.

Jian Zhou subconsciously thought of "ghost pressing bed", scientifically speaking it is a "nightmare". It is not that this kind of situation has never happened before, so Jian Zhou didn't pay much attention to it. He closed his eyes and prepared to relax for a while. get up.

However, he suddenly felt something was wrong, he couldn't feel the body temperature of "that thing" when he was "pressing the bed".

He opened his eyes suddenly, and looked down, Qiao Yichuan was lying on top of him naked, with the weight of his whole body on him, no wonder he felt very heavy.

Jian Zhou felt a little unbelievable. He rubbed his eyes and shook his head, and suddenly raised his hand to pinch his face. It hurt so much, so it was not a dream!

"Qiao Yichuan!" Jian Zhou suddenly called Qiao Yichuan's name. The other person was taken aback, opened his eyes in a daze and asked, "Ah? What are you doing?"

Jian Zhou was so surprised that he couldn't speak, he cupped the other person's face, and kissed him.

When Qiao Yichuan was kissed, he finally realized what had happened. He hugged Jian Zhou tightly, screamed several times in excitement, rubbed his head against the other's arms frantically, and was so excited that the pores of his whole body Opened up.

He finally came back to life, and finally he can hug, kiss and do whatever he wants with Jian Zhou.

He reached out to pull Jian Zhou's pants, and then stretched his arms to get the lubricant in the drawer, regardless of whether Jian Zhou was happy or not, he stuffed it into the other's hand anyway.

Jian Zhou smiled, held the lubricant in his hand, and said, "Wait a minute, won't a tail suddenly appear?"

Qiao Yichuan was taken aback, put his arms around Jian Zhou's neck, and leaned into his ear and said, "That's probably true, stop talking nonsense, I've missed you so much for so long!"

Later, every Christmas, Jianzhou would give Qiao Yichuan a set of cat girl clothes in various colors and materials. They had a wardrobe in their house specially for this. Qiao Yichuan was sometimes very speechless. Once he asked Jianzhou why he was right. This one has a soft spot, Jian Zhou replied: "Don't think too much, I just think that you are very cute in this."

Oh, by the way, Qiao Yichuan, who turned back into a human form, has gained fifteen catties more than before!