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Qiao Yichuan turned into a cat.

This is very unreal, even more unreal than a dream.

During the Spring Festival holiday, Jian Zhou planned the night before to take Qiao Yichuan out to buy Spring Festival couplets and other things to prepare for the New Year the next day. Qiao Yichuan threw him into his arms after taking a shower, rubbed him twice, saying that he was sleepy, I fell asleep after a while.

In winter, the house is warm, and people are naturally lazy.

Seeing that Qiao Yichuan was asleep, Jian Zhou didn't feel like waking up, so he simply turned off the light and fell asleep with his arms around him.

When he was half asleep, Jian Zhou had a dream. In the dream, Qiao Yichuan was wearing Garfield's clothes and dancing for him, the "Rabbit Dance" that children and girls liked to dance in various cultural evenings when they were in elementary school.

Qiao Yichuan not only danced, but also teased him, using his big tail to lash at him.

In the dream, Qiao Yichuan couldn't speak, but only called "meow meow" to him. When the two of them did "indescribable" things, Qiao Yichuan could only blushed and kept "meow meow", pitiful , and cute chirping.

Jian Zhou's dream made him very happy, and it was more or less a delicious erotic dream.

When he opened his eyes, he was refreshed, turned over, and was about to put his arms around Qiao Yichuan himself and have a real fun.

However, all he saw was an orange cat lying on its back, sleeping soundly.

Jian Zhou subconsciously thought of the cat in his dream, but he soon woke up and thought that it was a kitten that Qiao Yichuan got from somewhere early in the morning. It looked so cute.

Jian Zhou smiled, reached out and scratched the kitten's belly.

The little guy was so fleshy, as soon as he scratched it, his little paws fluttered and wanted to hug his hand.

The little cat's eyes were still closed, it was very comfortable to be scratched by Jian Zhou, and it slept more soundly.

Jian Zhou stopped messing with it, and got off the bed to find Qiao Yichuan to ask where he got this little guy.

"Qiao Yichuan!" Jian Zhou walked from the bedroom to the bathroom and then to the kitchen, but he didn't see that guy at all. He felt a little strange. Normally, Qiao Yichuan woke up later than him. Today, this guy is so diligent, no wonder Know what kind of wind blows.

"Where's the person?" Jian Zhou searched all over the house but couldn't find Qiao Yichuan.

He went to the bathroom, peed, washed, and went back to the bedroom.

The kitten was still sleeping, wheezing, its pink and tender belly undulating up and down, very cute.

Jian Zhou leaned over, tapped the kitten's nose lightly with his fingers, and said with a smile, "Where did you come from? The little thing is not big, so I don't choose a bed!"

After he finished speaking, he began to play with the kitten's paws again, left and right, and finally the kitten was woken up by him.

The little guy opened his eyes, shook his head first, and then rubbed against Jian Zhou.

After rubbing for a while, it suddenly stared at Jian Zhou with wide eyes, and then let out a piercing meow.

Jian Zhou covered his ears after being called by it, grabbed the back of its neck and asked it, "What's your name? Didn't you sleep well just now?"

As soon as he said this, the kitten became even more troubled, kicking its legs and barking like crazy. Jian Zhou couldn't take it anymore, so he put it on the bed, and was about to call Qiao Yichuan, telling him to come back and clean up the kitten immediately. thing.

The kitten went completely insane, jumping up and down in the house, accompanied by rhythmic meowing.

Jian Zhou called Qiao Yichuan and found that he didn't bring his mobile phone when he went out, and the familiar ringtone rang in the bedroom.

He looked up at the kitten that was climbing up the bookcase and said: "Little ancestor, you can calm down for a while, let him clean up you when my wife comes back later!"

The kitten's ears drooped in an instant, with a pitiful and aggrieved look on its face. It got off the bookcase, jumped onto the table, and pressed Qiao Yichuan's phone randomly with its fleshy little paws.

However, it has no fingerprints, and after exhausting all his strength, he just pressed the screen to light up, and he couldn't unlock the fingerprint lock.

The kitten howled, jumped to the ground, hugged Jian Zhou's legs and looked up at him with its little head.

"What are you doing?" Jian Zhou bent down, picked it up, and asked him, "Are you hungry?"

The kitten shook its head and gave two soft "meows".

Its behavior frightened Jian Zhou. It has never been heard that a cat can communicate with people so smoothly, it seems to be talking to people.

Jian Zhou felt that it might just be a coincidence, so he asked again: "Then what do you want to do?"

This time the kitten just kept "meowing", Jian Zhou thought: Well, I can't speak human words, I was just hallucinating.

Jian Zhou, who was a little unresponsive, took the kitten to find food for himself. He was thinking about Qiao Yichuan, who had disappeared, and wondered what to make breakfast for the two of them.

"Where did this guy go?" Jian Zhou said to himself while drinking milk.

The kitten kept whining next to his ear, endlessly, making Jian Zhou a little annoyed.

"Calm down for a while, I'm annoyed now!" Can you not be annoyed, I woke up in the morning and wanted to do something inappropriate for my partner, but when I woke up, I found a cat sleeping next to me, The subject didn't know where he went, and now he forcibly suppressed the adult's heckling thoughts, whoever left this matter would be unhappy.

Jian Zhou put down his cup, turned on his phone, and wondered where Qiao Yichuan would go early in the morning.

He slid his finger back and forth on the screen, looked at WeChat, and put down the phone again.

As soon as his mobile phone was placed on the table, the little cat came up and squeezed Jian Zhou's hand away very forcefully.The little guy seemed to have some kind of button in his body, and he suddenly regained his energy. He pulled the screen with his small paws and swiped left and right. After a long time, he turned on the memo function.

It raised its head and called "meow" to Jian Zhou a few times, as if deliberately attracting Jian Zhou's attention.

Jian Zhou smiled and rubbed its little head, it was so soft and cute.

The kitten shook its ears, and began to type on Jian Zhou's mobile phone with great difficulty.

Jian Zhou felt that he must be hallucinating, or he was still in a dream, otherwise why would a cat know how to type on a mobile phone?

The kitten meowed while typing, and it sounded miserable.

Jian Zhou didn't notice what the little guy was typing at first, he just thought it was playing by himself, but when his eyes shifted from the little cat to the phone screen, he was stunned.

The little cat typed a series of words, which were extremely impactful to Jian Zhou.

The kitten said: I'm Qiao Yichuan!I do not know why!I have become a cat!

Jian Zhou stared at the typesetting for a long time, until the kitten collapsed on the dining table and made a "purr purr" sound as if angry.

Jian Zhou looked at it and found it impossible.

But if it's fake, what's the matter with the words typed in this line?Could it be haunted?

"I, fuck." Jian Zhou looked at the kitten and asked it, "What's going on?"

The kitten rolled on the dining table, then crawled back to continue typing.

It said: how do I know!I woke up and that was it!Fuck me!What are you doing!

Jian Zhou didn't move his eyes away for a second, just to make sure that nothing unusual happened during the typing process.

However, the kitten typing is already very strange in itself.

He thought it was unbelievable. He looked at it repeatedly with his mobile phone, and the kitten was whining plaintively on the side.

Jian Zhou is finally willing to admit that this cat is his Qiao Yichuan, because after several conversations, Jian Zhou confirmed that this cat can understand his words, can type on his mobile phone, and knows a small piece of his thigh Birthmark.

Apart from Jian Zhou's parents, only two people in the world know about that birthmark.

One was Jian Zhou himself, and the other was Qiao Yichuan.

Jian Zhou hugged the cat and looked at him for a long time, and finally asked him: "Really?"

The kitten raised its paw and wanted to scratch Jian Zhou, but it still couldn't let it go, and finally covered Jian Zhou's nose with a soft pad, and looked to the side with its small head, looking a little angry.

Jian Zhou was amused by it. He didn't expect Qiao Yichuan to be so cute in person, and he would be so cute when he turned into a cat.

He hugged the little guy and kissed him wildly for a while, then wrapped his arms around him and went back to the bedroom.

In the bedroom, Jian Zhou and "Joe the Cat" looked at each other.

The little cat couldn't stand his sight anymore, and ran out in a "scratch".

After Jian Zhou followed out, he found that his Joe Yimao was squatting on the dining table, with a small paw pressing on the mobile phone he had just put here.

"What are you doing?" Jian Zhou unlocked Qiao Yimao, watching the little guy start typing again.

Qiao Yimao said: Even if I'm cute, don't keep looking at me!Very strange!Hurry up and find a way to change me back!Help, man!You can't bear to see me like this all the time!

Qiao Yichuan was the best at talking sweetly when he needed help. Now he called Jian Zhou "husband" because he knew that Jian Zhou couldn't stand up to himself like this.

"You are really very cute after you become a cat." Jian Zhou hugged the listless Qiao Yimao helplessly and kissed him, and then said with some embarrassment, "But, how can I change you back?"

Qiao Yimao didn't know what to do. He screamed in despair, and each sounded more pitiful than the other.

Seeing him like this, Jian Zhou immediately smoothed his hair, thinking: I really have to act quickly, in case it catches up with a estrus period, is it possible that I have to cut his balls?

He was terrified by his own thoughts. It is absolutely not allowed to cut eggs or anything. Although he is the top at home, he doesn't want his boyfriend to become a little eunuch.

After Jian Zhou scared himself, he quickly gave Qiao Yimao a reassurance, and he said to him: "Don't worry, I'll find someone to find a solution for you!"