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Jian Zhou never thought that he would break up with Qiao Yichuan. He always felt that the two of them had experienced a lot of ups and downs. From their teens to their twenties, the most restless time in their lives was spent with each other. The obstacles that gay friends may encounter have completely disappeared here, and it should be smooth sailing and carefree.

However, on Jian Zhou's 30th birthday, the two broke up.

The reason for the breakup is simple: the third party.

In all the eight o'clock dog blood TV series, there will be a third party with a good family background who is self-righteous or noble and pure like a white lotus. Intrude.

For example, Jian Zhou could never let go of his father's cheating and divorce. He always felt that his mother had a very important relationship with his father when his mother finally fell to this point.

He thinks that cheating is the most intolerable problem in love life. It is a matter of principle. No matter who makes such a mistake for what reason, it is not worthy of forgiveness.

He did the same to his dad.

He doesn't forgive, nor is he harsh, because since that meeting, he has never contacted his father again.

From now on, the road will go to the sky, and they will completely withdraw from each other's lives. This is the only result Jian Zhou can accept.

Because he was deeply hurt by it, he would never do that kind of thing, and because he was deeply hurt by it, Jian Zhou was much more sensitive to such issues than others.

Back then, Qu He hinted at him countless times, but he pretended not to understand. In the end, he had a showdown with the opponent in desperation, which completely made Qu He stop thinking about it.

He was able to be self-disciplined, and he firmly believed that Qiao Yichuan would not betray him, but sometimes, his reason would be disconnected, and when his temper came up, no one could stop him.

On Jian Zhou's 20th birthday, Qiao Yichuan, who had entered his [-]s [-] days ahead of schedule, promised to come back from get off work early to celebrate him.

Because Jian Zhou was sent to work abroad for a year and a half in the first half of the year, he could be promoted directly after returning. At the beginning, he was very hesitant about leaving, but finally nodded under Qiao Yichuan's persuasion.

This time, on his birthday, he came back from abroad specially, just wanting to spend some time with Qiao Yichuan.

Since he came to the present, the two haven't seen each other for almost half a year. Most of the time they are on the phone or video, and even physical problems can only be solved through the screen. This couple's life is really difficult.

But even so, Jian Zhou never thought that their relationship would go wrong.

However, this friend of "reality" plays tricks the most. No matter how determined you are, it can smash your "firmness" into pieces.

After getting off the plane, Jian Zhou wanted to surprise Qiao Yichuan, so instead of going home, he went straight to the company of the man he was thinking about day and night.

After they graduated from university, Qiao Yichuan didn't obediently take over his father's original business. Instead, with his father's help, he started it alone. In a few years, from a small workshop with less than ten people to now in S City The office building in the city center has two floors of offices, which is quite good.

Last year, City S held a "Young Entrepreneurs" summit. Qiao Yichuan talked freely on the stage, without any trace of the ignorant gangster back then, and Jian Zhou was extremely proud to see it.

It happened to be lunch break when he arrived at Qiao Yichuan's company, so he went upstairs with his luggage.

The 9th floor was Qiao Yichuan's office, and he was so excited that he whistled in the elevator.

However, when Jian Zhou pushed open the door of Qiao Yichuan's office, he did not see the lover he was thinking of, but a young boy sitting on the chair where Qiao Yichuan should have been sitting.

When he came in, the boy looked up, frowned and asked him, "Who are you? Why didn't you knock when you came in?"

Jian Zhou was getting angry. He also had shares in Qiao Yichuan's company, and he was considered a shareholder. Naturally, Jian Zhou would not be happy when this little bastard talked to him like this and was sitting in Qiao Yichuan's position.

"Who are you?" Jian Zhou put the suitcase on the ground and asked, "Where's Qiao Yichuan?"

"Can you be a little more polite?" The boy frowned, knocked on the table impatiently and said, "Brother Chuan is usually too kind to you, and you are so used to not being able to speak." !"

The boy rolled his eyes at Jian Zhou, looking like a royal lady.

Jian Zhou was laughed angrily by him, narrowed his eyes and asked with a chuckle, "Who the hell are you?"

"What's your business?" said the boy. "Who are you?"

Jian Zhou felt that this guy was not simple. There were not many people who dared to be so arrogant in Qiao Yichuan's office, and all the employees of the previous company knew him. This guy was obviously new.

"I'm Qiao Yichuan's brother." Jian Zhou lied deliberately, "What about you?"

The boy looked at Jian Zhou intently, then immediately changed his face, greeted him with a smile, and said, "Brother! I'm Brother Chuan's boyfriend. He went out to buy food. I'll wait for him here!"

What could be more exciting than this?

Jian Zhou stood there looking at the boy with a cold face, and asked him, "Tell me again, who are you?"

"Sun Yu! My name is Sun Yu!" The boy came over to help Jian Zhou carry the suitcase inside, but was rejected. He smiled a little embarrassedly and said, "I'm Brother Chuan's boyfriend, he didn't talk to you Did you mention it?"

Jian Zhou felt that either he was crazy or the person in front of him was crazy. Of course, he hoped that he was crazy, so that he could kill this guy later and stab Qiao Yichuan to death without taking any legal responsibility.

"Sun Yu?" Jian Zhou really wanted to give him a smile to make himself look more graceful, but he couldn't do it because the things he was facing were too nonsense.

"Yeah, Sun Yu." The boy was obviously very excited, and whispered to him, "Actually, no one else knows about our relationship, Brother Chuan is relatively low-key."

Jian Zhou smiled and asked him, "Do you know that Qiao Yichuan has a lover?"

"Ah?" Sun Yu was stunned for a moment, then his momentum weakened instantly, and he said with little confidence, "Oh, I know, but what does that matter? Anyway, the two of them are not married."

"You can intervene if you are not married?" Jian Zhou asked coldly, "Your behavior..."

Qiao Yichuan opened the door and walked in before Jian Zhou finished speaking.

Qiao Yichuan, who knew nothing about everything in the office, carried his lunch while talking, pushing the door in and walking in: "I won't play with you guys anymore... Fuck me?"

He saw Jian Zhou standing there, and the three of them were silent for a few seconds with their own concerns.

Sun Yu first moved to Qiao Yichuan's side, and suddenly took his arm and said, "Husband, our brother is here!"

Jian Zhou smiled slightly at Qiao Yichuan, and said, "You're awesome, Qiao Yichuan, you're really awesome."

When Qiao Yichuan chased him out of the office, Jian Zhou punched him back. Just as Qiao Yichuan bent down while clutching his stomach, Jian Zhou said, "The evidence is convincing. You have nothing to say, right? Get out, thank you." My 30th birthday present."

Jian Zhou took the ring off his finger and threw it directly in front of Qiao Yichuan.

The circular ring fell on the ground, rolled and rolled, and finally rolled under a certain work station. Qiao Yichuan didn't have the heart to pick it up, so he had to stop the impulsive Jian Zhou immediately.

Qiao Yichuan, who was almost vomiting blood from the beating, hurried over to hug Jian Zhou, and under the watchful eyes of the girl at the front desk, he yelled, "Listen to my explanation!"

"Excuse me?" Jian Zhou's anger was almost burning him to the bone, he said through gritted teeth, "He told me everything just now, you didn't even see him waving his claws in your office , Half a year, Qiao Yichuan, it's only been a fucking half a year, I really did what I said back then, I fell in love with you, I'm so fucking blind!"

"Jian Zhou!" Qiao Yichuan pushed him away fiercely, then pushed him against the wall, and roared, "We have been together for so many years, and you think I cheated on you without even asking about such a shitty thing, what do you think? Are you doing it right?"

Jian Zhou's eyes were already red, he didn't know whether it was from anger or grievance.

"Okay, then explain it. I'll listen to your explanation. When you finish speaking, our relationship will be over. I really didn't expect that the birthday present you gave me was a breakup." Jian Zhou's fist was light on Qiao Yichuan's shoulder Tap it a few times and say, "I really, really fucking appreciate you!"

Qiao Yichuan was also a little dizzy from his anger. His Jian Zhou was good at everything, but his temper was more stubborn than a cow.

"Before the lunch break, I made a bet with the people in their department whether Party A would come to harass us before twelve o'clock. I lost, so I bought lunch for them."

"Oh? Qiao Yichuan, you fucking..."

"Shut up!" Qiao Yichuan yelled again, so frightened that the girl who was eating Mala Tang at the front desk almost knocked over her bowl, "Don't interrupt me, let me finish."

That Sun Yu just now came out at some point, hiding behind the front desk, watching the two of them secretly.

Qiao Yichuan said: "Just that idiot you saw just now, he is my father's younger brother-in-law's younger brother. From the perspective of seniority, it's me... Fuck, it's my uncle."

"...Huh?" Jian Zhou did remember such a person. Before that, Qiao Yichuan's father also said that he wanted his uncle to work here.

Jian Zhou's gaze shifted from Qiao Yichuan to Sun Yu's. As soon as Sun Yu saw Jian Zhou looking at him, he immediately squatted down and hid himself, obviously guilty.

"what's the situation?"

"My dad brought him here. He used himself as my uncle to show off his power in the company. This idiot is lazy today and doesn't want to go downstairs for dinner. He threatened me to buy it for him. He knows about you, but he smokes I really don't know what's going on, I'm fucking innocent, okay?" Qiao Yichuan was about to collapse, he turned to his office and shouted, "Sun Yu! Get out!"

"...here..." Sun Yu slowly emerged from behind the desk at the front desk and stood up, but he was still hiding behind the girl at the front desk who was eating spicy hot pot. He said, "I, I'm talking to Brother Zhou Just kidding."

"Ah?" Jian Zhou felt that he might be dreaming today, and he couldn't turn his head around at all.

"What the hell?" Qiao Yichuan yelled out, "Say it again?"

Sun Yu hid behind the girl again, and said weakly, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to want you two to quarrel, I just... hey, what should I say?"

"Tell the truth!" Qiao Yichuan grabbed Jian Zhou's wrist, for fear that he would run away.

"It's just that I was waiting for you to come back here just now, and then I saw Brother Zhou coming, so I thought, I'm going to make a little joke with you..." Sun Yu was about to cry, "I'm sorry! I know I was wrong, really, really I'm sorry, why don't I apologize with death..."

Jian Zhou's restless heart finally calmed down. Although he was still a little angry, he felt that Sun Yu's attitude of admitting his mistakes was very sincere, and he didn't look like he was lying.

Moreover, now that he had calmed down, he began to reflect on himself, and felt that Qiao Yichuan should not have been sentenced to death without asking anything.

He no longer looked at Sun Yu, nor at Qiao Yichuan. He shook off his hand and went to pull his suitcase.

"Hey, why are you going?" Qiao Yichuan quickly stopped him, "You can't go!"

"Why can't I leave?" Jian Zhou wanted to save face, he was unwilling to bow his head to Qiao Yichuan and admit his mistake in front of outsiders.

Qiao Yichuan said with an aggrieved face, "Isn't this all explained? Why are you still angry? Otherwise, just wait for me."

He pointed to the girl at the front desk and said, "Call the personnel, and I will go through the resignation procedures for Sun Yu in the afternoon."

"Ah?" This time it was Sun Yu's turn to be wronged, "Don't! I was just joking!"

"You're making fun of your sister!" Qiao Yichuan couldn't get angry when he saw him now, "My family was almost broken up by you, so get the hell out and tell your sister and your brother-in-law, don't beg for mercy. Useless!"

Jian Zhou has always been soft-hearted, but this time he has no intention of interceding on behalf of others. He joked about cheating, and Sun Yu deserved to be fired.

He was still pulling the suitcase to leave, but Qiao Yichuan grabbed him and said, "You can't leave, you can't leave me."

Jian Zhou rolled his eyes and asked him, "Why can't I walk? My legs are on my body, so I can go wherever I want."

"I just can't leave!" Qiao Yichuan leaned into his ear and said, "Because you are my husband, and your heart is on me, so you can't leave."

Jian Zhou was amused by his lack of skin and face, turned back to look at him, and said angrily on purpose: "I'm going home for my birthday, why are you stopping me?"

Seeing that he wasn't angry anymore, Qiao Yichuan breathed a sigh of relief. He let go of Jian Zhou's hand and held hands with him instead, and said, "Let's go, let's just go back together."

Jian Zhou was awkwardly held by his hand and walked forward, but the corners of his mouth began to rise.

The misunderstanding between the two was finally resolved, and this was simply an annoying farce.

In the elevator, Jian Zhou reflected on himself, and when he got downstairs, he said to Qiao Yichuan, "I'm sorry, I will ask you about anything in the future before I beat you."

"...Huh?" Qiao Yichuan leaned against him and hummed, "Don't be like this, don't beat me up, you can choose, fuck me."

Hearing Qiao Yichuan say these obscene words, Jian Zhou laughed, put his arms around Qiao Yichuan and said, "All right, brother, I'll go home and cry you."

Jian Zhou's birthday experienced a farce. Because of work, he returned the next day, and the two of them would not see each other for a long time.

He was gone, Qiao Yichuan's mission was not over yet.

The rumors of the two quarreling in the company were rumored. When he was squatting in a large room, he heard someone outside saying: "Hey, did you see this morning, Mr. Qiao was kneeling there looking for a ring early in the morning, tsk tsk tsk, the husband is strict." , It's really terrible!"

Qiao Yichuan rolled his eyes in the toilet cubicle, and said to himself: Hehe, you single dogs know nothing!