funny you
Chapter 70
Jian Zhou didn't want Qu He to stay at all, and he was shocked that Qiao Yichuan had a sudden convulsion and called Qu He to stop.
"Really?" After Qu He happily entered, Jian Zhou grabbed Qiao Yichuan and whispered to him, "You don't have to talk to him."
"I don't want to!" Qiao Yichuan grabbed Jian Zhou with his backhand, and walked inside holding hands with him, "You have to keep him, or I'll show my affection to someone!"
"Ah?" Jian Zhou was taken aback for a moment, and then understood what Qiao Yichuan meant.
Jian Zhou knew Qiao Yichuan best. This guy was very vengeful, especially about Qu He. He had always wanted to find a chance to "fight" with Qu He.
On New Year's Eve, Qu He sent Jian Zhou a New Year's greeting text message, and by the way made a slightly ambiguous confession. At that time, Qiao Yichuan saw the text message. Although Jian Zhou said countless times that he looked down on everyone except Qiao Yichuan, Qiao Yichuan still felt unhappy. The enemy must be repelled personally.
Qiao Yichuan pulled Jian Zhou back to the table, the candles were almost burned, Jian Zhou said, "Quickly make a wish and blow out the candles."
Qiao Yichuan put the wine that Qu He brought on the table, unexpectedly wrapped his arms around Jian Zhou's neck and kissed his lips.
None of the people present expected him to come here. It was the first time I came to Qiao Yichuan's house, and it was hard to meet Jian Zhou's three roommates. They were still thinking about how to make these two people kiss in front of them. Well, I didn't expect Qiao Yichuan to play so well.
The three of them were booing, clapping and whistling. Qu He pouted at the side, and reluctantly clapped along.
Jian Zhou knew what Qiao Yichuan was planning, so he didn't expose him, and put his arms around his waist and kissed him seriously.
The two kissed so lingeringly that Jian Zhou couldn't take it anymore. He felt that if this went on, the cake would be uneatable.
He gently pushed Qiao Yichuan away, took the initiative to suck on the other's lips, and said, "Okay, I know what your birthday wish is, hurry up and blow out the candles."
Qiao Yichuan patted Jian Zhou's butt with a smile, and then said to the people opposite: "Actually, I didn't intend to show affection, and my birthday wish is not to kiss him forever."
Qiao Yichuan, who got cheap and behaved well, said in a serious manner: "Actually, I just made a wish. I hope that all the rivals I meet in this life can go away with a sense of humor. After all, Jianzhou has me, so it's impossible to see them more." Even at a glance, you are right, hahaha."
Of course Qiao Yichuan's classmates who didn't know anything laughed and said they were right, but these words were particularly harsh to Qu He's ears. He looked at Jian Zhou aggrievedly, but Jian Zhou just looked at it with a smile Qiao Yichuan.
After the first wave of abuse of single dogs ended, Qiao Yichuan began to inflict a second wave of harm on Qu He.
When cutting the cake, Qiao Yichuan held Jian Zhou's hand, and the two of them cut together. After cutting and sharing a piece with everyone, Qiao Yichuan opened his mouth and insisted that Jian Zhou feed him.
Jian Zhou thought to himself with a smile and cursing inwardly: You are awesome today, everything is up to you, and I will deal with you after they leave!
Jian Zhou fed Qiao Yichuan the cake one bite at a time, and he was already so tired, Qiao Yichuan was still not satisfied.He found a bottle opener, skillfully opened the red wine Qu He sent, everyone poured a glass, and then he handed the mobile phone to Qu He and said, "I'll have a drink with Zhou, and you can record a video for us." .”
After he finished speaking, he forced the mobile phone into Qu He's hand, regardless of whether the other party agreed or not, in short, he had already raised his cup.
After waves of "hurts", Qu He felt that it was a conspiracy for Qiao Yichuan to let him stay.
He is very depressed now, and when everyone starts to get excited, he keeps pouring wine and drinks while hiding.
Qiao Yichuan played that kind of particularly hilarious song, first showing everyone the various poses he usually poses for taking pictures, and then continued to hug Jian Zhou and kiss.
The two of them completely turned into kissing monsters this night, and no one could stop them.
When one of Qiao Yichuan's roommates came out of the toilet, he saw Qu He, who was hiding and drinking, with a sad face. He walked over, gave him a paw, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
Qu He was startled by him, hugged the cup and said, "I'm thirsty!"
The boy thought he was funny, so he also sat down, poured himself a glass of wine, and the two of them drank together.
Qiao Yichuan's original plan was to drive them back after the birthday party, regardless of food or housing, because he wanted to do something "meaningful" with Jian Zhou on such a meaningful evening.
However, this group of people were all drunk.
Qiao Yichuan and Jian Zhou hid in the bedroom and hugged each other. The four people outside were lying on the floor in a mess, one was asleep and snoring, one was on the phone with his girlfriend, talking drunkenly, and the other two Qu He and the boy who had been drinking with him just now, both of them were telling jokes, and they both drank so much that their cheeks were flushed.
The six out-of-shape people made the house a mess. If the police uncle came to the door at this moment, he would think they were doing some dishonest business.
When Jian Zhou woke up the next day, Qiao Yichuan was still asleep, and the cake that was pasted yesterday was still stuck to his hair.
He got off the bed and walked into the living room, where he saw those guys still sleeping, and Qu He, that ignorant, heartless guy, was sleeping soundly in the arms of Qiao Yichuan's roommate.
He felt that there was a problem, but he didn't bother to take care of it, so he turned and went to the bathroom by himself.
When it was almost noon, Qiao Yichuan finally drove those guys away. Jian Zhou urged him to clean up the house quickly.
"You just have an itchy ass." Jian Zhou couldn't help him, smiled wryly, and dragged him into the bedroom.
It is also a kind of fun to prosper in the daytime. Jian Zhou pinched Qiao Yichuan's ass vigorously and said, "From now on, there will be 20 days. You are one year older than me."
Qiao Yichuan lay on the bed, looked back at Jian Zhou with a smile, then raised his eyebrows and said, "You're right, so, do you want to call me brother?"
Jian Zhou sneered, bit Qiao Yichuan's ear to tease him deliberately, and said, "Brother, are you happy now?"
Hearing Jian Zhou calling him that, Qiao Yichuan was so excited that he slipped around the Nantian Gate, so active that even the Great Sage Equaling Heaven couldn't catch him.
Qiao Yichuan had always thought that their cohabitation life must be shameless and crooked, but the reality was that Jian Zhou stared at him every day to read books and newspapers, and the whole time was a parent's model.
His father had already contacted the company and completely terminated the contract. Qiao Yichuan's modeling work and his unstarted acting career ended so easily and happily.
He suddenly felt a sense of relief, as if the farce of his youthful days was finally over, and now he was about to get on the right track.
Jian Zhou seemed to have learned both of their majors by himself, and the two of them were still trying to speculate in stocks with the "activities fund" given by Qiao Yichuan's father.
Qiao Yichuan never thought that one day he would become a serious student. Sometimes when he looked at himself in the mirror, he felt it was incredible.
The two of them also had entertainment events. Of course, these so-called entertainment events did not include "bed sports", which were not considered entertainment events, but were classified as "sports events" by Qiao Yichuan, and they were an important event in the "Family Olympics". As for what was being compared, Qiao Yichuan said, "Of course it's endurance."
When Jian Zhou's birthday came, the school was already on vacation, and the two of them studied and went to Hawaii.
Qiao Yichuan secretly made a small plan again, but unexpectedly, his plan collided with Jian Zhou's.
On the day the two of them first arrived in Hawaii, Jian Zhou put a ring on Qiao Yichuan in the hotel room.
This scene reminded Qiao Yichuan of the day they confessed their love after the college entrance examination. The cake, the ring, and the person they liked were simply a reenactment of the scene.
"I have something to say." Jian Zhou suddenly knelt down on one knee, then smiled and raised his head and said to Qiao Yichuan, "If I said I would propose to you, would you feel..."
"I think it's great!" Qiao Yichuan's nose was sour. He didn't expect that Jian Zhou would go with him.
He took out a small box from his suitcase, which also contained a pair of rings. Qiao Yichuan said, "Damn it, it's too late, so I let you grab it first."
It turned out that the two of them had prepared a pair of rings before they came, and both planned to take the opportunity to propose to each other, although they were not really qualified to get married.
But what does that matter?
When two people are together, besides being happy, the most important thing is sincerity, isn't it?
"Really?" After Qu He happily entered, Jian Zhou grabbed Qiao Yichuan and whispered to him, "You don't have to talk to him."
"I don't want to!" Qiao Yichuan grabbed Jian Zhou with his backhand, and walked inside holding hands with him, "You have to keep him, or I'll show my affection to someone!"
"Ah?" Jian Zhou was taken aback for a moment, and then understood what Qiao Yichuan meant.
Jian Zhou knew Qiao Yichuan best. This guy was very vengeful, especially about Qu He. He had always wanted to find a chance to "fight" with Qu He.
On New Year's Eve, Qu He sent Jian Zhou a New Year's greeting text message, and by the way made a slightly ambiguous confession. At that time, Qiao Yichuan saw the text message. Although Jian Zhou said countless times that he looked down on everyone except Qiao Yichuan, Qiao Yichuan still felt unhappy. The enemy must be repelled personally.
Qiao Yichuan pulled Jian Zhou back to the table, the candles were almost burned, Jian Zhou said, "Quickly make a wish and blow out the candles."
Qiao Yichuan put the wine that Qu He brought on the table, unexpectedly wrapped his arms around Jian Zhou's neck and kissed his lips.
None of the people present expected him to come here. It was the first time I came to Qiao Yichuan's house, and it was hard to meet Jian Zhou's three roommates. They were still thinking about how to make these two people kiss in front of them. Well, I didn't expect Qiao Yichuan to play so well.
The three of them were booing, clapping and whistling. Qu He pouted at the side, and reluctantly clapped along.
Jian Zhou knew what Qiao Yichuan was planning, so he didn't expose him, and put his arms around his waist and kissed him seriously.
The two kissed so lingeringly that Jian Zhou couldn't take it anymore. He felt that if this went on, the cake would be uneatable.
He gently pushed Qiao Yichuan away, took the initiative to suck on the other's lips, and said, "Okay, I know what your birthday wish is, hurry up and blow out the candles."
Qiao Yichuan patted Jian Zhou's butt with a smile, and then said to the people opposite: "Actually, I didn't intend to show affection, and my birthday wish is not to kiss him forever."
Qiao Yichuan, who got cheap and behaved well, said in a serious manner: "Actually, I just made a wish. I hope that all the rivals I meet in this life can go away with a sense of humor. After all, Jianzhou has me, so it's impossible to see them more." Even at a glance, you are right, hahaha."
Of course Qiao Yichuan's classmates who didn't know anything laughed and said they were right, but these words were particularly harsh to Qu He's ears. He looked at Jian Zhou aggrievedly, but Jian Zhou just looked at it with a smile Qiao Yichuan.
After the first wave of abuse of single dogs ended, Qiao Yichuan began to inflict a second wave of harm on Qu He.
When cutting the cake, Qiao Yichuan held Jian Zhou's hand, and the two of them cut together. After cutting and sharing a piece with everyone, Qiao Yichuan opened his mouth and insisted that Jian Zhou feed him.
Jian Zhou thought to himself with a smile and cursing inwardly: You are awesome today, everything is up to you, and I will deal with you after they leave!
Jian Zhou fed Qiao Yichuan the cake one bite at a time, and he was already so tired, Qiao Yichuan was still not satisfied.He found a bottle opener, skillfully opened the red wine Qu He sent, everyone poured a glass, and then he handed the mobile phone to Qu He and said, "I'll have a drink with Zhou, and you can record a video for us." .”
After he finished speaking, he forced the mobile phone into Qu He's hand, regardless of whether the other party agreed or not, in short, he had already raised his cup.
After waves of "hurts", Qu He felt that it was a conspiracy for Qiao Yichuan to let him stay.
He is very depressed now, and when everyone starts to get excited, he keeps pouring wine and drinks while hiding.
Qiao Yichuan played that kind of particularly hilarious song, first showing everyone the various poses he usually poses for taking pictures, and then continued to hug Jian Zhou and kiss.
The two of them completely turned into kissing monsters this night, and no one could stop them.
When one of Qiao Yichuan's roommates came out of the toilet, he saw Qu He, who was hiding and drinking, with a sad face. He walked over, gave him a paw, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
Qu He was startled by him, hugged the cup and said, "I'm thirsty!"
The boy thought he was funny, so he also sat down, poured himself a glass of wine, and the two of them drank together.
Qiao Yichuan's original plan was to drive them back after the birthday party, regardless of food or housing, because he wanted to do something "meaningful" with Jian Zhou on such a meaningful evening.
However, this group of people were all drunk.
Qiao Yichuan and Jian Zhou hid in the bedroom and hugged each other. The four people outside were lying on the floor in a mess, one was asleep and snoring, one was on the phone with his girlfriend, talking drunkenly, and the other two Qu He and the boy who had been drinking with him just now, both of them were telling jokes, and they both drank so much that their cheeks were flushed.
The six out-of-shape people made the house a mess. If the police uncle came to the door at this moment, he would think they were doing some dishonest business.
When Jian Zhou woke up the next day, Qiao Yichuan was still asleep, and the cake that was pasted yesterday was still stuck to his hair.
He got off the bed and walked into the living room, where he saw those guys still sleeping, and Qu He, that ignorant, heartless guy, was sleeping soundly in the arms of Qiao Yichuan's roommate.
He felt that there was a problem, but he didn't bother to take care of it, so he turned and went to the bathroom by himself.
When it was almost noon, Qiao Yichuan finally drove those guys away. Jian Zhou urged him to clean up the house quickly.
"You just have an itchy ass." Jian Zhou couldn't help him, smiled wryly, and dragged him into the bedroom.
It is also a kind of fun to prosper in the daytime. Jian Zhou pinched Qiao Yichuan's ass vigorously and said, "From now on, there will be 20 days. You are one year older than me."
Qiao Yichuan lay on the bed, looked back at Jian Zhou with a smile, then raised his eyebrows and said, "You're right, so, do you want to call me brother?"
Jian Zhou sneered, bit Qiao Yichuan's ear to tease him deliberately, and said, "Brother, are you happy now?"
Hearing Jian Zhou calling him that, Qiao Yichuan was so excited that he slipped around the Nantian Gate, so active that even the Great Sage Equaling Heaven couldn't catch him.
Qiao Yichuan had always thought that their cohabitation life must be shameless and crooked, but the reality was that Jian Zhou stared at him every day to read books and newspapers, and the whole time was a parent's model.
His father had already contacted the company and completely terminated the contract. Qiao Yichuan's modeling work and his unstarted acting career ended so easily and happily.
He suddenly felt a sense of relief, as if the farce of his youthful days was finally over, and now he was about to get on the right track.
Jian Zhou seemed to have learned both of their majors by himself, and the two of them were still trying to speculate in stocks with the "activities fund" given by Qiao Yichuan's father.
Qiao Yichuan never thought that one day he would become a serious student. Sometimes when he looked at himself in the mirror, he felt it was incredible.
The two of them also had entertainment events. Of course, these so-called entertainment events did not include "bed sports", which were not considered entertainment events, but were classified as "sports events" by Qiao Yichuan, and they were an important event in the "Family Olympics". As for what was being compared, Qiao Yichuan said, "Of course it's endurance."
When Jian Zhou's birthday came, the school was already on vacation, and the two of them studied and went to Hawaii.
Qiao Yichuan secretly made a small plan again, but unexpectedly, his plan collided with Jian Zhou's.
On the day the two of them first arrived in Hawaii, Jian Zhou put a ring on Qiao Yichuan in the hotel room.
This scene reminded Qiao Yichuan of the day they confessed their love after the college entrance examination. The cake, the ring, and the person they liked were simply a reenactment of the scene.
"I have something to say." Jian Zhou suddenly knelt down on one knee, then smiled and raised his head and said to Qiao Yichuan, "If I said I would propose to you, would you feel..."
"I think it's great!" Qiao Yichuan's nose was sour. He didn't expect that Jian Zhou would go with him.
He took out a small box from his suitcase, which also contained a pair of rings. Qiao Yichuan said, "Damn it, it's too late, so I let you grab it first."
It turned out that the two of them had prepared a pair of rings before they came, and both planned to take the opportunity to propose to each other, although they were not really qualified to get married.
But what does that matter?
When two people are together, besides being happy, the most important thing is sincerity, isn't it?
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