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Qiao Yichuan once thought that there was no one more difficult to deal with in this world than himself, until he met his half-sister.

Qiao Yichuan's father's daughter-in-law gave birth to a little girl on the New Year's Day of that year. It is said that she cried loudly when she was born. No, it's a singer.

In fact, everyone just listened to this as a joke, but later, Qiao Yichuan suffered a lot from it.

When the younger sister was eighteen months old, Qiao Yichuan's father and his father's daughter-in-law were going to attend a wedding in another city. Because the child was too young to fly, they entrusted him to Uncle Yu to take care of him. At that time, Qiao Yichuan strongly opposed it, but he It's not that he doesn't want Uncle Yu to help take care of the child, but that he is afraid that he will be responsible for what happens to such a small child in his house.

When he shared his concerns, Uncle Yu was not happy.

Uncle Yu glared at him and said, "I brought you up, what happened? No! Don't worry, young man!"

Qiao Yichuan felt that he should fight for it again, so he said to his father, "Sir, you're an old lady, don't you really plan to take it to show off to them?"

"...You're a girl when you're old! If you talk nonsense again, I'll beat you!" Qiao Yichuan's father handed his daughter over to Uncle Yu, put the daughter's luggage in the living room, and left with his daughter-in-law .

Qiao Yichuan lost his temper and stood there sighing.

He took a peek at the little fat man sleeping in the stroller, and said to his uncle, "I'm scared."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jian Zhou came back from the outside.

"What are you afraid of?" As soon as Jian Zhou came in, he saw the pink stroller in front of Uncle Yu, suddenly became interested, and leaned over to take a look, "Are you asleep?"

Qiao Yichuan looked sideways at Jian Zhou, feeling that this guy's eyes would light up whenever he saw a child.

"You like children?" Qiao Yichuan asked a little unhappy.

"How cute!" Jian Zhou likes children very much, especially in the past two years, when he meets children on the road, he has to look twice: "I just saw your father and her mother leave, why did you go here?" yes?"

"I went to City Y to attend a wedding and left the child here. Look, are there such irresponsible parents?" Qiao Yichuan went to pull Jian Zhou, not wanting him to focus on the child, so he got some points. Give him a little.

Although Qiao Yichuan felt that it was unnecessary for him to be jealous of a sleeping child who didn't understand anything, he had no choice but to change it and endure it. He was so possessive of Jian Zhou that he wanted to design a special one. Put on the glasses for Jian Zhou, you can only see him, the kind that no one else can see.

Qiao Yichuan was narrow-minded and jealous, so he didn't run away.

Jian Zhou was dragged towards the kitchen by him, and he was still looking back at the child while walking.

"Hey! Don't look at it!" Qiao Yichuan forcibly turned Jian Zhou's face away, and said to him, "Don't look at it, look at me!"

Jian Zhou was amused by him, and put his arms around Qiao Yichuan's waist and went into the kitchen to find something to eat.

The little girl is very cute when she sleeps, her flesh is puffy, and her face is puffy with powder when she sleeps, she looks even smaller than a little angel.

However, when she woke up and found herself in a strange place with strangers in front of her, she exploded instantly.

Don't underestimate the lethality of a ten-month-old child. When she cries, the roof of the house can be overturned for you.

When the little girl was crying, Qiao Yichuan was crouching in the room with his arms around Jian Zhou, and he had put his hands into the other's pajama pants, but a loud cry made his hands tremble in fright, and he pulled a hair off Jian Zhou.

"Fuck, can you do it?" Jian Zhou shrank instantly from the pain caused by his blow.

"You can't blame me!" Qiao Yichuan still held the black hair in his hand, and he handed it to Jian Zhou and said, "It's black and shiny!"

Jian Zhou laughed angrily at him, put his arms around him, and suddenly bit his face.

Qiao Yichuan's left cheek was bitten with a tooth mark, and he screamed in pain.

Jian Zhou covered his mouth to prevent him from shouting, frowned and said, "Why is the child crying? Let's go down and have a look."

Of course Qiao Yichuan didn't want to. He would rather be stripped naked by Jian Zhou than go down and tease the child, especially since this child might be more favored by Jian Zhou than him. This is absolutely unbearable!

"No!" Qiao Yichuan put his arm around Jian Zhou's waist and refused to let go.

"What are you playing?" Jian Zhou looked at him with a smile, and then bit his right face with two rows of teeth marks.

In the end, Qiao Yichuan reluctantly followed Jian Zhou downstairs with his head drooping. In fact, he didn't have to come out. Since Jian Zhou is willing to watch, let him take care of it. However, get along with the little girl out of his sight , Qiao Yichuan felt uneasy again, so he had no choice but to follow.

When they came out of the bedroom upstairs, the child had stopped crying. Uncle Yu was very good at coaxing the child. As he said, Qiao Yichuan was raised by him alone. At that time, no one in the Qiao family took care of the child. Qiao Yichuan was really brought up by a handful of shit and urine.

Although he has no children, Uncle Yu, who is very experienced in raising children, established a relationship with this fat girl in just a few minutes. The little girl was hugged by him, and she was still crying just now, but now she is giggling. stand up.

"Laughing like a dove." Qiao Yichuan deliberately found fault, and was kicked by Jian Zhou.

"It just so happened that you came down and watched the children for a while. I have to go shopping."

"Ah?" Hearing Uncle Yu's words, Qiao Yichuan seemed to have just seen a ghost, "What are you talking about? How do we look after the child?"

"No problem!" Jian Zhou and Qiao Yichuan had completely different attitudes. He walked over, took the child's fleshy little hand, and said to her softly, "Hello, do you know me?"

"It's strange that she recognizes her!" Qiao Yichuan hurried forward, looked at Jian Zhou holding the little girl's hand, and said, "Let me tell you, this is my own sister, even if it wasn't born by the same mother, you You can't make up her mind either."

"...Student Qiao Yichuan, you've been so jealous that you've lost your mind." Jian Zhou took the chubby girl from Uncle Yu's arms, and said to Qiao Yichuan, "I think I can recognize her as my daughter."

"... She is your goddaughter, so what am I?" Qiao Yichuan was stunned, he felt that the content of the conversation between the two of them was very strange.

"Probably godson hahaha!" Jian Zhou laughed enough to ignore him, and walked around the living room with the child in his arms.

Qiao Yichuan looked at Uncle Yu and complained, "Uncle Yu, do you think he is sick?"

Uncle Yu is now used to these two children's nonsense, so he didn't bother to care about these things, he packed up his things and was ready to go out.

Before Uncle Yu left, he was still a little worried, and told the two young masters: "If she cries again, make her some milk to drink, warm water, not too hot, Yichuan, don't scare her, I'll be back in an hour .”

Uncle Yu was very relieved about Jian Zhou, but Uncle Yu was very worried about his Qiao Yichuan.

There were only Jian Zhou, Qiao Yichuan, and the little one left in the family. Qiao Yichuan stood aside and watched the little chubby girl crawl on the sofa, while Jian Zhou watched carefully in case she would fall off.

"Why do you like children so much?" Qiao Yichuan squatted beside Jian Zhou, and casually pulled the little girl's braids.

The little girl was very promising this time, she didn't cry when her pigtails were pulled by the strange brother, but she just gave him a glare.

"Oh, you know how to stare at me!" Qiao Yichuan suddenly felt that she was very funny, so he said to her, "Do you know who I am, and you just stare at me?"

The little girl continued to stare at him with disgust on her face.

Jian Zhou was amused by the way the siblings disliked each other. He sat down on the carpet and said with a smile, "Qiao Yichuan, the scene of you two glaring at each other is actually a bit sweet."

"Warmth? Brother, are you reading that right?" Qiao Yichuan rolled his eyes, but the child followed suit and rolled his eyes.

Jian Zhou quickly kicked Qiao Yichuan and said, "Don't mess around, she's learning from you!"

Qiao Yichuan turned his head and saw that the little girl was sitting there rolling her eyes happily, she really looked like a comedian.

Qiao Yichuan was so teased by her that he leaned on the sofa and laughed straight away. With a smile, he held his chubby little feet, and even scratched the soles of his feet awkwardly.

The child was so troubled by him that he fell down on the sofa and "giggled" again, laughing until he rubbed his stomach.

Seeing the two of them having so much fun, Jian Zhou finally breathed a sigh of relief. The two of them also went to see this little girl before, but at that time the little guy was only two or three months old. I don't understand anything.

The atmosphere became harmonious, and Jian Zhou relaxed his vigilance.

However, he didn't have time to go to the toilet, and the cry of a child came from outside.

Jian Zhou hurried out of the toilet and ran to the sofa to have a look. The little girl was sitting upright on the sofa, crying with her eyes closed. Next to her, Qiao Yichuan was at a loss, grabbed her hair and said, "Ancestor, Little ancestor, can you stop crying? Ancestor!"

"What's going on?" Jian Zhou was very helpless, the two of them were still laughing when he went into the toilet, and that's it now.

He was especially afraid that the child would cry out of breath, so he quickly picked up the little one and coaxed her, wiped her tears while coaxing her, and said kindly: "Don't cry, don't cry, little baby, tell brother, who bullied you?" gone?"

The little guy can't speak, but he is very clever. When crying, he still doesn't forget to identify the murderer who bullied her.

She pointed at Qiao Yichuan with her little fleshy fingers and cried even harder.

Jian Zhou gave Qiao Yichuan a hard look, and then continued to coax the child: "Stop crying, baby, and brother will beat him up for you later, okay?"

The little girl nodded, hugged Jian Zhou's neck with both hands and continued to sob, but her voice was much quieter than before.

Qiao Yichuan was unhappy in his heart, but he couldn't show it anymore. He couldn't hold back just now, and grabbed the little chubby girl's chubby foot and took a bite. He thought it was cute, but he didn't want to eat meat, so the little girl howled Get up, and scare him enough.

Seeing his boyfriend being taken over by a kid, Qiao Yichuan felt wronged. He curled his lips and said, "Just now Uncle Yu said that she would drink milk powder when she cried. Do you want to do it?"

Jian Zhou's ears were also buzzing from the little girl's crying, he nodded helplessly, and said, "Is there any warm water? Give her some."

Qiao Yichuan knew that he had no place here now, so he snorted and went dejectedly to search for milk powder and bottles in the boy's suitcase.

With all the tools, Qiao Yichuan ran to fetch the water. He filled a bottle of water, and then added a few spoonfuls of milk powder into it. Holding the bottle in his hand, he felt that the temperature was just right. He felt a little proud for a moment, feeling that he was very Potential to be a dad.

When he was walking back with the bottle, he suddenly became curious about what the milk powder tasted like and how it was different from the milk bought outside, so he took a sip while walking.

The scene of him stealing milk powder was captured by the little girl's eyes again, and the little guy who finally calmed down started crying again, crying until Jian Zhou collapsed.

Qiao Yichuan was completely desperate, he gave up being a baby daddy.

When Jian Zhou took the bottle from him, he put the bottle on his face to test the temperature. Unexpectedly, the temperature was just right, neither hot nor cold, so Jian Zhou gave Qiao Yichuan an appreciative look.

Ever since this little ancestor came today, Qiao Yichuan has been in a position of being disliked. Now, his boyfriend finally has him in his eyes and praises him with his eyes. Qiao Yichuan was so excited that he almost burst into tears.

While coaxing the baby, Jian Zhou handed the pacifier to her mouth. The little guy didn't want to drink at first, but after smelling it, he opened his pink mouth.

Children generally remember to eat but not to fight.

Just now Qiao Yichuan bit her and drank her milk powder secretly, but now, after drinking the milk powder, he forgot everything.

In order to mend the relationship between their siblings, Jian Zhou asked Qiao Yichuan to come over after sitting down, and whispered to him, "You feed her with a bottle, be careful, and don't choke her."

Qiao Yichuan was a little apprehensive at first, for fear of making him cry again, but in the end, this little ancestor was worthy of his Qiao family, and soon fell asleep after eating and drinking enough.

Qiao Yichuan put the bottle aside, then collapsed on the sofa on the other side from exhaustion.

After tossing and tossing for so long, the child finally fell asleep again, and Uncle Yu came back.

Uncle Yu bought some necessities for the child, and when he came back, he complained that Mr. Qiao was careless and didn't bring diapers for the child.

Jian Zhou handed the sleeping little girl to Uncle Yu, and took Qiao Yichuan upstairs to rest.

The two continued what they hadn't finished before, because there were children downstairs, so they restrained a lot and tried their best not to make a sound.

After the end, Qiao Yichuan, who was covered in sweat, lay on Jian Zhou's body, pinched his earlobe and asked him, "Why are you so good at coaxing children? I got dizzy because of her."

Jian Zhou smiled, patted his buttocks and said, "Maybe I'm very talented. Think about it. You were so annoying when you were in school and you were finally subdued by me. How is she doing? Compared with you, she is worse." Far."

Qiao Yichuan rolled his eyes, and for a moment didn't know what kind of response he should give Jian Zhou.

"This handsome guy," the restless Qiao Yichuan said again after a long time, "I've made up my mind, since you like children so much, then I'll give you one."

When Jian Zhou heard this, he laughed, turned over with his arms around the man, and the tip of the nose of the two of them was touching the tip of their nose. He said, "Okay, then let's continue making humans!"

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