[Quick Transmigration] A report on the adaptation of an AI to society

You are in an unprecedented situation where you know the man in front of you is a notorious criminal and he knows you know he is a notorious criminal, but you have no evidence against him and you are forced to share a room with him , plan a brutal murder together, oh, what a crime (he always dislikes your method is not elegant) - it is estimated that any righteous and kind policeman will not encounter such a weird situation, you can only in Repeat the great motto of Jesus Christ over and over in your heart: "Love your enemy." You have reached a verbal truce agreement. Before the murder is completed, neither party can unilaterally destroy the alliance relationship, including shooting, arresting and other bad actions—— The pact is so targeted, but you don't mind, after all, Jesus Christ can't appease your anger at Black Sparrow's stormy nonsense.

According to Black Sparrow's information, your father's death is inseparably related to Craig Stanley, and the plan to frame you and the assassination a few days ago were also written by him (Black Sparrow's original words are: "People are like people. Even if they outsmart the reindeer and manage not to give away a sliver, stupidity has betrayed them—have you ever seen a more amateur assassination?").You are noncommittal about this, you still don't believe Black Sparrow's words, and you promised to cooperate with him only to expose his vicious lies with your own hands.How can you possibly believe that some kind old man killed your father?They were the most compatible partners during his father's lifetime. After your father died, your mother also died in depression. It was Stanley who adopted you who was helpless and became your guardian. He did his best to bring you up. Everything cultivates you, even if you don't like the job, but you don't want to let him down, you think anyone could be the murderer, except Stanley.

"A large number of Asian immigrants have robbed the jobs that originally belonged to white Americans, and the surge in trade between China and the United States has also damaged the interests of capitalists who can dominate their own markets. The lack of mutual trust in politics has made people feel bad about this emerging country. Distorted cognition and evaluation, and completely different cultural customs have contributed to this prejudice—eventually leading to a cruel and blind racial crime." You wrote dense characters on a blank paper, took out to write your graduation thesis enthusiasm.

Black Sparrow just sneered at your textbook-like analysis: "Your tone is as old-fashioned as a political education teacher. To put it bluntly, this is just the sum of everyone's shady emotions. The poor want bread, and the rich want bread." Benefits, politicians want prestige, everyone's enemies are not necessarily yellow-skinned, but they can all make use of the problem to get what they want from this party-as far as I know, the Robinson MP did not use race Ask questions to win votes, like Stanley who killed your father, what did he want: status, or a chance to climb up, or just plain jealousy?"

"Shut up! I told you, Stanley is not the murderer!" You interrupted him angrily—you are very irritable now, and the black sparrow shrugged: "Are you still unwilling to accept it? I didn't expect you to be so weak , well, I won’t mention him, but I advise you to make good psychological expectations, your current state can’t bear the stimulation.”

You tore up the paper and threw it into the trash can, and said angrily: "Take care of yourself, and don't regret your deception when the truth comes out."

"I don't care. Anyway, this is your truth. I am only responsible for pointing you in the direction of it. Whether you need it or not is your business. God knows how many people I have seen swallow their anger, and how many people have turned from victims to perpetrators." ——They just need someone to vent their anger on, the real culprit, not the real culprit, it’s the same for them, aha, you see, racial conflict is really a never-ending topic—even you are deeply involved in it.”

"So get ready to return to Washington, baby! The truth you want is buried there!" Black Sparrow stretched out, her long legs were resting on the tea table and shaking non-stop, her face was full of excitement.But you still have a serious expression on your face: "No, I still need a vacation before that, don't forget that thanks to you, I am currently in the suspension investigation stage, I don't want to violate the labor contract - after all, I don't want to lose my only job, Hmm... How about a work-related injury? If you shoot me in the leg, I can accept it in the arm. After all, the identification cannot be faked, and a single bullet can't kill anyone, and the vacation is long enough..." Black Sparrow interrupted your self-sufficiency Talking to yourself, and immediately vetoing: "Oh, no, no, dear, how can I have the heart to hurt you?" You curled your lips, showing your distrust of his nonsense—your expression was obvious in front of the black bird. Enriched, of course few are good.

"Then what can you do?" You asked, the black bird raised a smile, jumped off the chair and walked towards you.You shrank back on the sofa calmly, you are not afraid of him, but for some reason, the black bird at this moment looks like an elegant but extremely dangerous big cat, and you are his prey. A sense of crisis, the previous Klauen would not make you feel this way-Klauen is more like a slow-moving giraffe, but it is obviously the same person...

You are thinking about something in a mess, and the black sparrow has already walked in front of you, leaning slightly to stare at you, you only see your own reflection in these pigeon blood red eyes, as if you occupy the whole of this man .

You maintained a strange silence, and no one made a sound.Is his catfish-like tongue knotted?You thought inexplicably, just as you were about to find something to talk about to break the embarrassment, the black bird suddenly took your right hand that was placed on your knee, and lowered its head like a medieval knight to kiss the back of your hand: "How about the wedding holiday, Fengmian?"

You stare at him in shock, momentarily forgetting what to say - should you push him away now screaming like a little girl or thanking the gods with an excited face?Maybe you should post a help post on Facebook instead.

In the end, after careful thinking, you managed to say for a long time: "Illinois has not yet passed the same-sex marriage bill①." Something was put on your ring finger, and you subconsciously blocked it in a threatening posture, and the black bird let out an "ouch" and fell onto the sofa clutching its nose.

"How could you treat me like this, it's too vicious!" Heiqueweng complained in a low voice, you looked down, it turned out to be a men's ring, inlaid with rubies, black gold matte, elegant design.You coughed guiltily, and straightened the corners of your mouth as much as possible: "This is the instinct of a soldier." "With all due respect, that's just overly neurotic, Mr. Detective." Black Sparrow satirized, even though his current appearance was a bit funny.

"Then your method is really unsatisfactory." You originally wanted to take off the ring and throw it back, but after thinking about it, you still didn't put it into practice: "This idea is really terrible." "What's the matter, otherwise we will adopt you A savage's way?"

"It's better than your gay idea!" You said angrily, "I didn't expect your wonderful brain to short-circuit, so that you came up with such an inefficient and stupid way-I don't want to I've been labeled a homosexual just like you!"

"That's what you cared about," Hei Que smiled and narrowed his eyes: "But don't you think this is very interesting?"

Before you could refute, Hei Que's words bombarded me one after another like a cannonball: "Do you dare to say that nothing has happened between us in these years? It's like attachment, trust... Otherwise, your first reaction Didn’t you send me back to receive the reward, or just shot me, a wanted criminal who has done so much evil? Admit it, you don’t only regard me as the target of the mission, after all, my charisma is irresistible.”

"Mr. Megalomaniac, I'm sorry to tell you that on the Hare Psychopathy Checklist, psychopaths are mostly well-spoken and always sporting a veiled charisma. They're good—even likable. — people, just like you."

"Then are you indirectly admitting that you have been conquered by my charm, baby? Oh, of course, I don't mind your jealousy, after all, you will never reach my height." Finally, you This ended this weird conversation.

The result, of course, is that you're forced to accept the "romantic and flawless" idea of ​​taking leave with the sheriff under the guise of a wedding trip.

"I feel like I'm getting married to Hannibal right now." "Relax, honey, I only eat people with bad manners." Black Sparrow smiled charmingly.

①2013年11月5日伊利诺伊州同性结婚合法化，2015年6月26日美国的最高法宣裁定同性婚姻在全美合法。

The author has something to say:

Don’t worry about the time issue_(°:з」∠)_Just treat it as a story that happened in 2010~