[Quick Transmigration] A report on the adaptation of an AI to society

Black Sparrow hugged you tightly, and your whole body was stiff, no different from a hostage being held—to a certain extent, you are a poor hostage being held.

"Smile, honey, you look like you have a gun on your waist now." The black sparrow said next to your ear, with a moist breath, which made you a little awkward.You have no choice but to find something to say: "Did you buy this ring in advance?" "No," Black Sparrow said, "It fell from the sky after I proposed to you." Now you feel that you don't want to bring up any topic.

Although you haven't been here for a long time, your colleagues have given you the most sincere wishes (they automatically ignored the gender of the new couple), and even planned to hold a bachelor party for you.You can only smile and thank these strange faces over and over again.

"Sorry, honey, Hector is a bit shy, he's not suitable for parties." Black Sparrow said, "But shy people are really hard to chase!" Shy, you gave him an unfriendly smile.

It’s incredible that these police elites easily believed Hei Que’s nonsense—it was love at first sight and overcoming many difficulties. As for the “past” that Hei Que fondly recalled—you just saw it in his vulgar love novel yesterday , It’s really learning and selling now.

"Human beings have a heart longing for romance." Black Sparrow explained the reason on the plane: "Don't you think that everything I said fits their fantasy? A lingering love affair, a promise of life and death, and a handsome protagonist , It’s love like a novel.” You said: “I just think your story will never happen in reality.” Black Sparrow smiled mysteriously: “But people will always believe what they want to believe, no matter it’s the truth or not. "

"I don't really want to discuss philosophical propositions with you." You put the suitcase away, and Hei Que leisurely reads his vulgar love novels by the window.Putting prejudice aside, Black Sparrow is indeed very beautiful. When he reads with his eyes down, he looks like the noble boy Shakespeare chanted tirelessly——

"Even the sky will be moved down for decoration,

List every beauties to praise his beauties,

With all kinds of grandiose metaphors to make a pair,

Compare him to the sun, the moon, the jewels of land and sea,

April's flowers, and this mighty universe"

He turned a page, raised his head inadvertently, and met your gaze—you looked away a little unnaturally. "What are you thinking? You're so preoccupied." Black Sparrow leaned closer, and raised your chin frivolously with his fingers: "Or... simply fascinated by me?"

Surprisingly you didn't retort, maybe he was right, you really fell into those jewel eyes, which seemed to have hooks in them.This is not a good trend, you think you have to say something: "I found that you are different from what I imagined," and as soon as the words came out, it seemed inappropriate, you stumbled and explained: "No... I didn't mean you Not good, just feeling..."

"When you are excited, you always forget even the most basic grammar." Heique put down the book, and brushed your cheek with his fingertips: "Relax, Fengmian, just say what you want to say." His expression makes you Thinking of Crohn, you unconsciously calm down—you didn’t realize the trust you were showing at this moment: “Before I really knew you—about a few weeks ago, my impression of you was an elegant death, a perfect I would never have dreamed that you would have…”

"Sorry to break your illusion," interrupted Black Sparrow, "the merchandise in the window is always more attractive simply because they are placed in the window - nothing is better for camouflage and gimmick than distance. Distance produces It's up to you to fill in the blanks as your heart desires—like a cake with alluring colors and rich icing, even if it's really just expired food full of fly eggs.

As the guy you just described is not me, but a god in your imagination, you don't think a real black sparrow likes sweets, or has endless crap all the time-I'm actually glad you admire me so much, but Psycho killers also need to eat, not drink blood to live, don't they?

Not only me, you - Hector, or Lin Fengmian, isn't it also completely different from what I imagined?I always thought this Asian agent who was chasing after me was a ruthless character, and he must be a robot-like guy with no interest-don't look at me like that, who makes you sullen every time you appear, as if you will pounce at any time Like me, even law-abiding citizens will be scared by you, Mr. Detective, how easy-going and approachable I am in comparison. "

"Okay, now tell me honestly, Feng Mian, are you disappointed or disgusted by the Black Que you know now?"

You are stunned, how should you answer?

A: "We are just temporary allies..."

B: "Why are you asking me this question?"