[Quick Transmigration] A report on the adaptation of an AI to society

"Now explain it to me carefully, dear Mr. Crohn." You raised your chin and looked coldly at the man with black hair and red eyes opposite.

"My dear Fengmian, why are you so indifferent to me? You just praised the cookies I made yesterday." Heique lazily occupied the entire sofa, with a toneless expression of grievance.

"Your cookies are delicious, but my compliments are for Crone."

"But I am Klauen, Feng Mian, don't try to avoid this fact." You didn't bother to talk to him, and asked directly: "What is your purpose?"

"Oh, my dear friend, can you put the gun away when you ask me? This kind of guard is too hurtful, and you don't trust me so much?"

You raised your eyebrows and asked, "Is there trust between us?"

"Then who did you give your trust to, Klauen? But Klauen is me, my dear Fengmian." Heique clenched on this question, like a wife asking whether her husband is cheating or not.

You take a deep breath, try to keep calm, you finally found something in common between Kraun and Black Sparrow, they can both grind your proud reasoning - now you really want to shoot this chattering man in front of you head shot.

Seeing your obviously impatient application, Black Sparrow quickly changed the subject: "Well, you can't treat an unarmed civilian so roughly—and my wound is still hurting!"

"You are unarmed, but you are not a civilian, dear Mr. Wanted," you bit the last noun viciously, but still retracted your gun: "Now explain to me the twists and turns of your dead and resurrected story. "

Black Sparrow shrugged and said, "As you can see, I'm not dead—not in the first place." You looked at him distrustingly: "But with my own hands..." "Shoot me with your own hands." Black Sparrow Smiling softly, leaning over to you with the coffee table, the tip of his nose can almost touch you: "Little guy, you are so cute, do you really think you can kill a black sparrow? It's just a trick, but... "

The contempt in Heique's tone made you a little uncomfortable, and you asked angrily, "But what?"

Then the black sparrow kissed you, and you opened your mouth slightly in surprise, which gave him a chance to sneak in. The black sparrow seemed to be tasting a glass of fine wine, carefully sweeping every molar and every corner.You were completely flustered at this moment, completely suppressed by the black sparrow, until he caressed the back of your neck ambiguously, you came back to your senses, and pushed him away almost in embarrassment.

"When you recalled me, your expression made me want to kiss you so much—just like just now." Black Sparrow said, with a low and ambiguous tone, and the ending sound gently swept over your ear.You can't help but think of Crone, he has the same face as the black finch, you think of him feeding the pigeons, his eyelashes drooping, covering those eyes, as beautiful as the black finch just now... well, the black finch is Crohn.

When you regained your senses, you met Black Sparrow's playful gaze, you put away the rest of your emotions, and quickly calmed down: "You are assaulting the police, sir, if you don't answer my question again, I think I have the right to kill you .”

"Don't be so serious, it's just a little joke." Heique fell back on the sofa, raised his hands up as a gesture of surrender, and the handcuffs rattled: "Okay, let's get to the point, officer, you just asked me The purpose, in fact, couldn't be simpler: I just want to seek your cooperation."

"Cooperation?" You observed his expression, trying to find any flaws in this pretty face, but the black sparrow was sincere from beginning to end.

"Fengmian, you know what I'm referring to." Heique restrained his unscrupulous smile, and said in a low voice: "A murder of one race against another, but the murderer has not yet been judged. Dear, our purpose Unanimous, is to take over Nemesis' authority and send divine punishment on her behalf - every victim has the right to revenge. And I know you as you know me, and I believe that on such a deep emotional basis We'll have a great time working together. So I've found you, will you be my ally?"

Instead of rushing to answer his question, you asked, "Were you at Senator Robinson's house that night?"

"Of course," Black Sparrow replied, "I never write a bad check—even if it wasn't my will."

"Those guys know to use me as a bait - of course this is their only cleverness, the next step is full of loopholes, so stupid that I can't help but help them, otherwise you think that with those onion heads Can you design such a seamless situation?" You calmly watch the real murderer show off in front of the victim, and realize for the first time how valuable reason is—especially when you are forced to face a When asshole.

You said: "That's why you are the real culprit who brought me to this point." "Ah, you can say that." Hei Que said with a smug expression, "Wait... put the gun down, my dear, I can explain, I can explain!" Heique screamed exaggeratedly, you slammed the muzzle of the gun on the man's chin, and your expression remained calm—it didn't look like a would-be criminal who was killing people to silence him: "Oh, explain , I didn't gag your mouth."

"I found something interesting at the Robinson's house," Black Sparrow said, "an old paper file with a lot of details, and with that I could start working on my next piece of art, but unfortunately Unfortunately, the completion of this work of art requires me to go deep into the headquarters of the FBI, so I urgently need the help of you, the FBI's internal elite, the onion head is actually cute, right, I didn't expect to have such an amazing Harvest, after all, it is not easy to preserve the paper archives of that era. I didn't know that Robinson was such a nostalgic person. You know that paper is fragile and difficult to preserve..."

Translated into human words, it means that he wants to continue the next murder. You admire Black Sparrow's lofty ambitions, but what does this have to do with you?You interrupted his nonsense impatiently: "Shut up! Mr. Wanted, it seems that you haven't fully realized the current situation-you are now being arrested by me as a criminal, and I will report it to my superiors. You are escorted back to Washington, you will face a short prison sentence and an endless hell trial, what you should think about now is how to enjoy the rest of your life instead of seeking cooperation from me in murder!"

"Don't be so righteous, Mr. Police Officer, I haven't finished yet, one reason, one reason is enough to make you change your mind, because this artwork is closely related to you," Black Sparrow said, "What I found was actually Robinson The congressman's proposal to impeach a director of the FBI on the grounds that he was dereliction of duty and crime in the 4.19 incident, this director should be familiar to you - Craig Stanley, and the proposal said The victim is—I am sorry to have to say this cruel fact—your father, Lin Duanheng."

"Impossible!" You squealed in a gaffe: "What the hell are you talking about! I'm going to kill you now and shut you up forever!" Black Sparrow looked at you calmly: "It's your job to kill me Choice, I will not have any resistance, but all I say is the truth, what good does it do me to lie to you? You must believe me now, you have no other choice, as for the evidence-the truth is the daughter of time, you will Time will understand everything."

You glared at him with veins on the back of your hands, but you still managed to regain your composure, anger won't help solve any problems: "You're right, but time will also expose your lies." Black Sparrow shook the handcuffs , smiled and said: "Okay, then cooperate with me, Mr. Detective, and see how the Lady Justice judges."

The black sparrow meets your gaze calmly, you can't see any impurities in it, it's full of sincerity.He's a born liar, well, so what if you follow his tricks?Look at what this liar wants to do, if he dares to use this reason, this reason to deceive you, then he will ask for everything that follows.

You calmed your breath, and tried to make your tone not so harsh: "What can I provide you? Cover? Or fire support? As far as I know, the super-capable black sparrow never needs so-called assistance-you always Well done, it's only a matter of time before we get into the headquarters, isn't it, Mister Lone Wolf?"

Black Sparrow didn’t respond to your sarcasm, according to his personality, it’s no wonder that he would care about this bit of irony—in just ten minutes, you not only saw Black Sparrow’s eloquence like a Chicago typewriter, and his face as strong as an underground bunker— He can talk like a submachine gun, and he can look at you and still say affectionately, "No honey, why would I let you do the menial work! I just need you to do it." A witness is a witness! Like the last facet of a diamond, like the last cut of a marble sculpture! I need you to complete this sacred ceremony, every immortal work of art needs this final baptism, and you, my friend , the victim back then was also the person who knew me best, and he was the most suitable person!"

You seem to understand Black Sparrow's bullshit logic, meaning: I can't kill someone and get rid of a bunch of idiots but I don't know many people so I'll just have to beg you to wipe my ass off my mess, yeah This is so perfect.

"Then show a little sincerity, show me that precious proposal first, let me think about it carefully, okay?" You asked softly, and even put on a friendly smile, but the black sparrow Rejected straight away: "No, my dear, we are still the relationship between the hound and the prey-as you said just now, there is no trust between us, so I can't guarantee that you will kill people or kill them as soon as you get the proposal. What a cruel act to trample on my pure soul, so I won't reveal any information to you until we truly establish an alliance, so make a decision as soon as possible, dear."

You stared at him, the plan of murdering and exterminating him was stillborn-as expected, your mind is no match for this old fox, and there are only two ways left-cooperate or not.You are undeniably attracted to Black Sparrow's invitation, and Black Sparrow is a powerful ally, and can provide valuable information that you won't find in official files-except for his nonsense about the murderer, but you still feel deeply. Regret, why didn't he headshot him in the first place?That way his pea shooter mouth can be shut forever!You would rather spend more than ten times your time and energy to complete revenge alone, and you are not willing to be bathed in such a stormy nonsense all day long!

Before answering him, you need to ask another question: "Why didn't they destroy this bill in advance? After all, it is more than enough to prepare a murder for so many years, and the target is only a weak congressman. Since they have so many Why didn’t you solve everything in the first place and let this evidence become a ticking time bomb?”

"How can I understand the thoughts and methods of the so-called politicians?" Black Sparrow said casually: "Maybe they have reached some agreement, or cooperated under threats, anyway, this proposal is the most important condition in the cooperative relationship , of course there may be other reasons. One party allows the other party to control their own weaknesses. It may still be a good way to strengthen trust, but it will make a big difference when these papers fall into our hands, baby, maybe they just want to Killing two birds with one stone, killing the potential threat of the Confederates and then killing you, but thank them for their touching IQ, these idiots set off the time bomb with their own hands - I am now responsible for counting the seconds for them. They are the last thing they want to let the memory of that atrocity A new man, and if people's memory of it has dimmed, it's time to do something about it."

You seem to see the end that was originally far away, and no matter whether the black sparrow has other goals or not, you think you must bite this bait too-because this is the only possibility.

"Then as you wish, I agree to your request, Mr. Black Sparrow." You took a deep breath and tried not to pay attention to the look of "I knew you would agree" on his face.This bastard always feels that everything is expected, which makes you hate but helpless, but now that this bastard has become your comrade in arms, you have to learn to endure-at least for a while.It will be fine when everything is over, heh, you comfort yourself so much.