Cannon fodder "attack" development system

Since Mr. Gang Gang clearly gave the task time limit, if he can't complete the task before twelve o'clock today, he must be waiting for him by then.But a broken man with disabled hands, how can he save and play a broken secondary cannon fodder game account?That's a good question.Song Guan glanced at Mr. Jiang Weijiang who was still asleep, and an idea came to his mind.

I don't know how much time has passed. A young doctor brought someone over to check Song Guan's condition after the operation. Jiang Wei, who was sleeping on the bedside, was startled awake. The doctor who came in laughed when he saw Jiang Wei, and said hello: "Little You are there too."

Jiang Wei seemed confused for a moment. He put on his glasses and paused before replying, "Doctor Lin."

Dr. Lin took a second look at Jiang Wei: "Are you staying up late to do experiments again?"

Jiang Wei straightened up, his expression tensed up a bit, showing a sense of nervousness as if he was facing an enemy: "It's okay..." He hesitated for a moment before saying, "Doctor Lin, you don't need to talk to my cousin. Talk about it?"

The doctor is very gentle: "I know, what I told your cousin, he will tell your mother, right?"

Jiang Wei gave a vague "huh".

Dr. Lin said again: "You also try to stay up late as little as possible. Look at you this time... this Mr. Song has suffered a lot."

A scene where acquaintances recognize each other was caught off guard. Song Guanqian lay on the bed and watched. He had nothing to do with him at all. Seeing his name being mentioned now, Song Guan could not keep pretending to be dead by the side, so he responded. He said: "This, in fact, is not bad."

Dr. Lin walked up to Song Guan. The infusion bottle was almost empty at this time. He called a nurse to pull out the needle in Song Guan's hand, and then asked softly, "Do you feel unwell?"

Song Guan didn't feel any pain at all, so he just shook his head.

The doctor looked at Song Guan, then poured a glass of water to Song Guan himself: "You couldn't drink water before, I think your lips are chapped, but now you can drink, drink slowly, don't worry. "

Song Guan looked up at Dr. Lin, didn't speak, hesitated for a while, and finally drank the water from the cup that Dr. Lin brought to his mouth.

Seeing that Song Guan had finished drinking, Dr. Lin said with a smile, "You're so good."

Song Guan: "..."

He thinks this guy is gay!

After a while, Song Guan, who realized what he was thinking, was terrified.Nima himself, is this the rhythm to finish?He is the straightest straight man in the universe. He senses that the other party is gay or something. It's not unscientific for this kind of thing to happen to him, okay?

Seeing that Dr. Lin was going to feed him another sip of water, Song Guan shrank back calmly, and then said an insincere thank you to Dr. Lin.

Dr. Lin put the cup aside and chuckled: "Patients should be taken good care of, you don't have to be embarrassed. You asked Xiao Ai about going to the bathroom before, didn't you? You don't need to take care of this question at all." Worry. If it’s urination, because a catheter has been inserted for you in the previous operation, if you want to urinate at that time, just say yes, as for defecation, it’s a little more troublesome, but don’t worry too much.”

When Song Guan heard the word "urethral catheter", he felt a little uncomfortable. After all, he knew what it was, because the old man at home used it when he was sick. Took one, but still didn't feel it at all, Song Guan didn't dare to lift his quilt to face the bloody reality.However, at this time, Dr. Lin, who was opposite him, asked him very gently as if on purpose: "Do you know what the catheter is, if you don't know..."

Said that the hand has touched the corner of the quilt.

Song Guan's expression was a bit like that of cats and dogs whose hair has exploded for a while, and he interrupted him almost immediately: "I know this, doctor, you don't need to show me how to use it, really."

Dr. Lin suppressed a smile: "Well, Xiao Wei will be with you for a while. If you have something to do, just call him. I'll come back tomorrow to check on your condition."

Song Guan breathed a sigh of relief after Dr. Lin left, even he himself didn't know why he breathed a sigh of relief.He felt that he was suffering from neurosis now because he was thinking too much.Why is he afraid of Dr. Lin?Dr. Lin is scared?Even if the other party is gay, it's none of my business. What's wrong with the gay? Even if it's gay, it's impossible to do anything to the disfigured self.Song Guan thought to God, I actually seriously considered the possible things between myself and Dr. Lin, I am a fucking mentally retarded!He really wanted to slap himself to death—it was all the cheating system that misunderstood people's views. If he had time to think about such things, he might as well think about how to complete the task assigned by the system!

Song Guan's complexion changed a few times, embarrassing red, white and white colors flashed across his face, as if ink and ink had been spilled, very colorful.In the end, he managed to stop the embarrassment that was full of embarrassment, and finally calmed down, and called Jiang Wei: "Mr. Jiang, Doctor Lin said, will you be here all this time?"

The black-haired young man was putting away the pillow he was sleeping on before, and he saw a corner of Song Guan's quilt lifted, so he leaned over to help tidy it up.After sitting in his seat for a while, he went on to say: "It just so happens that all the things in hand have been completed. This time, I really feel sorry for you, Mr. Song, so I will stay here." He went on a blind date, but he didn't want to. The things on Song Guan's side just gave him an excuse to block it, and he could hide for a while.

Song Guan said seriously: "Mr. Jiang, I have a heartfelt request."

Because he was getting up, Jiang Wei looked down at Song Guan when he heard the words.Jiang Wei's complexion was pale, as if he was sick. If one only looked at his face, it would make people think that compared with Song Guan, he was actually more like the one who should be lying on the bed.Jiang Wei's voice was calm, and his tone didn't fluctuate greatly, but he was inexplicably convincing. He said, "As long as it's something I can do."

Song Guan raised his eyes, his eyes were burning, and he was very serious: "Mr. Jiang, can you play online games?"

Jiang Wei: "..."

——The answer is that Jiang Wei does not know how to play online games, and has never played online games before.

Song Guan did not expect this at all.

He originally thought that most boys have probably been exposed to online games, and they have tried to play a little bit. Whether they will continue to play after that is another matter, but this Mr. Jiang has never even touched it.

But coincidentally, when Jiang Wei came over, he brought his own laptop, so the computer was taken into the ward, and the two decided to download the game. Jiang Wei went to the designated website and bought the account "Bloodthirsty°`Mad God..罒" required by the system.When Jiang Wei traded this account, he obviously stared at this game character.

Song Guan was quite embarrassed watching from the side, because this character's magical image was a little non-mainstream, and he didn't look like a serious boy from a good family... Ah, what is he talking about.

Anyway, the image of this character is a bit out of the ordinary, and the name is in the second grade, like "Bloodthirsty°`Mad God...罒". Brother Guan used the same style when he was in the fifth grade of elementary school, and he hated it after entering junior high school. If you are ashamed, let it go. Now that he is old enough to bear such a name, he is so guilty that Jiang Wei's eyes are actually full of emotions of "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect you to be such a non-mainstream".

It was during this time gap when Song Guan felt guilty, Jiang Wei handed him a mobile phone.Song Guan didn't realize it at first, and wondered why Jiang Wei gave him a mobile phone. It wasn't until he caught a glimpse of the wallpaper on the phone's lock screen that he remembered, oh, this is the original owner's phone.

Jiang Wei: "Your mother said that when you wake up, remember to call her."

Song Guan was surprised: "Have you seen her?" He himself hadn't even met the original owner's parents.

Jiang Wei said "hmm": "When you entered the hospital." Speaking of this, he looked sideways and paused, "Because the operation requires the signature of the family members, so I found your mobile phone to contact your parents. But after they If you have something to do, leave first, and only leave a message for you to call them later."

It turned out to be the case.

Song looked at the mobile phone in front of him, hesitated and struggled for a while, and finally said, "Don't call for now, I will contact you later." The other party is not his parents, and he always feels weird if he wants to contact them. It's better to avoid seeing or try not to see.

Jiang Wei didn't ask any further questions, but just put Song Guan's phone in a side drawer.The game Song Guan wanted to download was downloaded quickly, and the installation didn't take much time, but because Jiang Wei was a complete novice, Song Guan was worried. Knowing about it, he said to Jiang Wei: "You bring the computer over and I'll teach you."

Jiang Weiyiyan sat down obediently with the computer in his arms, but he didn't get too close, fearing that it would overwhelm Song Guan's hands and feet.

However, at this distance, he saw that Song Guan's eyelashes were so short that they seemed to forget to grow them out, but the eyelids were very distinct.Jiang Wei's recognition of human faces has always been very low. People in Jianghu call this feature "face blindness".Jiang Wei is severely face-blind, everyone looks alike, he can't even tell the difference in the face of his own parents, so he can never see the other person's face when he recognizes people, he has to match his body shape and voice I don't know what's wrong with it.

So he is face-blind, looking at Song Guan's face, he can't see anything good or bad.It's just that Jiang Wei looked at the other party's slight frown, and suddenly remembered that Song Guan was sent to the hospital that day.At that time, the hospital managed to get in touch with Song Guan's parents with great difficulty, but after the couple arrived, they just signed a hastily, and after a few words with the doctor, they said they were going to leave without even looking back. One glance at the seriously injured person lying on the hospital bed.

What kind of human relationship stories can happen in the hospital, everyone seems to be familiar with it, Dr. Lin commented slowly: "Birth?"

The director of this hospital is Uncle Jiang Wei, and Jiang Wei's cousin is also a doctor in this hospital. When the accident happened, Jiang Wei thought of sending Song Guan here first, but Jiang Wei did not see his cousin on the day of the incident. Brothers and the others, it was Dr. Lin who took over his case.

Dr. Lin has a good relationship with his cousin, and Jiang Wei's mother also knows and likes Dr. Lin.She said that Dr. Lin had a natural smiling face, especially when he smiled. She also said that this young man is cute, and he must be a generation of "teacher killers". All aunts at her age probably love him very much. of.When his mother said these comments, his cousin rolled his eyes and laughed, but he didn't know what he was laughing at.

That day Dr. Lin heard that Jiang Wei was busy and happened to be free, so he came over to have a look.After talking with Jiang Wei for a while, he was too idle to find something to do, so he took the scissors to disintegrate the bandage on Song Guan's face.Jiang Wei saw Dr. Lin remove the bandage on Song Guan's face, he was stunned for a long time, and then he turned around and said to him: "Jiang Wei, Jiang Wei, you really committed a big crime this time." Sighed When it was over, he turned around and touched Song Guan's face with his hand, and while touching it, he almost said to himself, and said very sincerely, "But it's true, handsome people usually die early - like him. It’s really not easy to be like this and still not die.”

——"Hui Yan" "Hui Yan" is a magical tool anyway, although the effect is very boring, but no matter how you say it, it is next to the word "God". Don't say that if you break your nose and pour sulfuric acid, it can grow back. The skin of the face has been maliciously cut into a flat layer. As long as the person is not dead and given enough time, "Hui Yan" can make this face grow into a complete appearance. Start with the word "artifact".

Song Guan is completely unaware of this.

He hasn't seen his face for a long time—this bandage is always wrapped around his face, how can he have the opportunity to see the whole process of being repaired by "Hui Yan"?

So he always felt that he was still the ghost-faced man in his first impression who was so disfigured that he could scare a child into tears.

This is a preconceived opinion.

At this time, Jiang Wei was holding the computer, and Song Guan looked at it next to him. He got a little familiar with the game interface, and compared the very detailed game progress instructions given in the "Plot ♂ Plot ♀♂ Outline", Song Guan followed He understood how to play the game, so the next question, for him, was to teach Jiang Wei how to get started.

Speaking of which, Jiang Wei stumbled at the beginning, but Jiang Wei learned quickly, from clumsy operation to proficient control, it didn't take long.But today is the first day of buying an account, and there are no game tasks that must be completed, so Song Guan just let Jiang Wei play casually to see what the map scenes in the game are.

The two didn't have much verbal communication during this process, but Jiang Wei said that he would stay in the hospital during this time and sleep on the nursing bed beside him. He told Song Guan that if he felt uncomfortable at any time, he would Give him a shout, and he says he'll be happy to help.

Song Guan was about to fall asleep at night, Jiang Wei asked him if he wanted to urinate and defecate, Song Guan: "..." It's so embarrassing to be asked this kind of question seriously!What's more embarrassing is that he really wants to pee too!The final result is naturally that Song Guan, with Jiang Wei's assistance, experienced the use of the so-called urinary catheter for the first time in his life.

Leaving aside the subtle feeling of urination, even though Jiang Wei tried his best to look elsewhere during the process of assisting, Song Guan still had the illusion of being incontinent under the other party's sight, and that feeling was extremely shameful. It's so bad that people don't want to experience it a second time.

Silent all night.

The next day, Dr. Lin came to examine Song Guan. Everything was very routine, but before leaving, Dr. Lin asked Song Guan: "By the way, have you urinated?"

Song Guan heard that his heart was a little stuffy, and he subconsciously glanced at Jiang Wei, who happened to be looking at him too. After their eyes met, they both turned their heads and looked away for some reason. Seeing this, Dr. Lin gave a "tsk" sound: " Okay, okay, you two don't want me to flirt with you under your nose."

Song Guan: "...????"

Jiang Wei: "..."

Song Guan wanted to spray Dr. Lin with blood, hesitated for a moment, and said again: "Dr. Lin, that's not the right way to describe it, I—"

Dr. Lin interrupted Song Guan: "Oh, what's wrong? Can you tell me?"

Song Guan: "...Nowhere is right."

Seeing this, Dr. Lin smiled softly, took the opportunity to pat Song Guan's head, and turned Song Guan into a dog's nest: "Hey, why are you in such a hurry? I'm just kidding Come on, let's see what trouble you have."

Nima...

Doctor Lin rubbed Song Guan's hair into a mess and Shi Shiran left. Jiang Wei looked at Song Guan's expression and came over to comfort him: "Brother Lin always talks like this, don't worry about it."

Saying this, he also took a cup to feed Song Guan to drink water.

Song Guan looked at Jiang Wei, lowered his head and drank the water without saying a word, thinking that he didn't feel relieved, but he still felt a little choked, so he asked Jiang Wei to bring the computer over and prepare to play. A game diverts attention once.Speaking of which, it just so happened that he had a game mission today, he had to sneak attack and provoke a certain elder in the game sect where the protagonist shou belonged to, and because of his terrific manipulation, he ended up with the end of "being killed instead of killing".

According to the outline, Song Guan knew the approximate location of the elder of the sect, and he was not sure whether the other party was really there at the moment, so he just planned to try his luck and let Jiang Wei look for it.

After Jiang Wei heard Song Guan's request, he didn't make any further comments. He found a small table board for Song Guan's bed this morning. Straw, the patient does not need to do anything at this time, just lower his head, he can use the straw to drink porridge as if drinking a drink.

Song Guan expressed his admiration and affirmation for this technique, and said to Jiang Wei during the interval of drinking porridge: "You remember, after you find someone, you must tell the other party 'you are rubbish'."

Although Jiang Wei also didn't say anything about this request, his expression clearly disapproved. Of course, if he could choose by himself, Song Guan didn't want to be full to do such a boring thing, but his personality Such willful and unreasonable cannon fodder!

However, speaking of it, he was begging someone to play the game anyway, and if the other party seemed to disagree, he had to explain to the other party, right?So Song Guanlue thought about it, but he didn't think of a reasonable explanation, so he had to forcefully explain to Jiang Wei: "Well, don't look at me like this. Actually, I have a bit of hatred with him. For some reason, I have to scold him in the game... ..."

Song Guan naturally didn't think about what the "certain reasons" were.He came up with such a reason, and of course he didn't want to continue to discuss the details with Jiang Wei, so he hurriedly changed the topic: "Anyway, call me after you find someone, I'll have some porridge first."

When he finished his cup of porridge, he looked up and saw Jiang Wei with his hands away from the mouse and keyboard. Song Guan couldn't help asking, "What's wrong with you?"

Jiang Wei was silent for a while, then said, "I found that elder, and then I accidentally killed him."

Song Guan: "..."

Song Guan: "Huh?"

Jiang Wei: "As soon as I finished talking rubbish to him, he started to fight. I was a little panicked. I didn't have time to tell you. I fought with him, and then he died."

Song Guan: "........."

Song Guan originally expected that Jiang Wei would not find the person that quickly, so he drank the porridge in a leisurely manner. If he knew that the other party would find the person so quickly and beat him to death, then he would still drink porridge!

Song Guan: "You...how did you find him so quickly? When I looked at the map, this area seemed quite far away from us?"

Jiang Wei: "Because there are tracking symbols and teleportation symbols."

Song Guan: "........." Damn it!

Jiang Wei: "It was something that came with me when I bought this game character. It was left by the original player because it was bound to the account. It was a reward in the treasure box sent by the system when it crossed level 90. It will be invalid after seven days, and today is just the seventh day, so if you don’t use it, it’s a waste, so I use it.”

Song Guan: "..." Damn it!

After explaining the problem of the teleportation talisman, Jiang Wei began to analyze the matter of the "elder" very seriously: "As for the elders of the 'Canghai Pavilion' - in fact, in terms of the attributes of the game characters, the 'addicted elders' in Shituoling Blood Crazy God' is not suitable for single-player pvp, because almost all of his skills are auxiliary, and the only few offensive skills are also group-fired. Single-player damage is not powerful, but the cumulative damage value of multiple people But it is very good. Such a role will play a greater role in teamwork, but as far as pvp is concerned, it is really difficult. However, there is a loophole in the operation of the elder 'Canghai Pavilion', he has too many Use moves that consume a lot of mp, and there is a cooldown time of 4-6 seconds between each move, and "Bloodthirsty God" has a skill called "Phantom Transition" with a cooldown time of 1 second, and there is another skill called "Stay". 'Skill, the cooling time is 15 seconds, and the effective time of the skill is 8 seconds, if..."

Song Guan: "..."

As things have come to this, Song Guanfu said: "Although I don't quite understand what you said, but I feel that you are very powerful. Forget it, if you kill someone, just kill him. Let's wait where we are, and I think the other party will kill you again." Come back, we will stand still and let him recover."

Jiang Wei was stunned for a moment, not knowing what he had imagined, and his expression was very subtle: "One life is worth one life?"

"..." Song Guan was choked up by this serious sentence, and he didn't know what to reply, so he said after a while, "Oh, no. You think too much, I just want to make him angry."

Jiang Wei: "..."

If everything in the game world can be regarded as going smoothly, then in the real world, something will always happen to make people feel very unsatisfactory.For example, Song Guan wanted to go to the bathroom one night, uh... the big one, everyone understands.

Unless it was a last resort, Song Guan could bear it, but he couldn't hold back his stomach upset.

Jiang Wei helped Song Guan adjust the hospital bed, brought a bedpan, and helped Song Guan take off his pants.

Then he didn't stay in the room very intimately. Before going out, he said, "Call me when you're done. I'll be right outside the door."

As a result, after waiting for half an hour, no one said a word inside. Jiang Wei felt that something was wrong, so he knocked on the door and opened it to enter.There was no strange smell in the room, only Song Guan lay stiffly on the bed, not saying a word.

Jiang Wei stood at the door, not knowing what was going on, so he could only ask, "Song Guan, are you okay?"

Song Guan remained motionless and did not speak.

He just wanted to dig a hole and bury himself now.

Damn it, he really thought it was all right, but he had to pull his pants on the bed when he took off his pants, and then thought that there would be someone else to help him in a while, he couldn't get over the hurdle in his heart!Mingming's face was turning blue from the suffocation, but he just couldn't pull it out, couldn't pull it out at all, he was really going to die!

Jiang Wei didn't see Song Guan's response, so he just walked over. He saw that Song Guan's expression was not very good, and he didn't know whether it was because of physical or psychological reasons, anyway, there was no foreign object in Song Guan's bedpan.

He could probably guess the reason, Jiang Wei sighed softly, the sigh was so soft that it was barely audible.

Then he went to the equipped toilet in this ward, turned on the light, Jiang Wei checked it, and the toilet was indeed smart.One advantage of this type of toilet is that after defecation, it can deploy the internal nozzle and use the impact of water to help people clean their buttocks.In fact, this method is cleaner than wiping with paper by yourself, but people still seldom use it at present. Many people report that the feeling of cleaning is too subtle. After experiencing it, they said that they really cannot accept it.

There is an armrest with function keys on one side of the toilet, and it is indeed the detachable type as Jiang Wei thought.After the armrest is removed, you can see that there is a white connecting line on the back that has been connected to the toilet. Jiang Wei tried it. The length of the connecting line is enough for him to carry the armrest with function keys outside the toilet.

Jiang Wei turned back and walked to Song Guan's bed, bent over, and he wrapped one hand around Song Guan's back, and the other around Song Guan's leg.Song Guan saw that this was clearly a rhythm for the princess to hug, and was anxious for a moment, stuttering a bit: "Wait, wait a minute, what are you going to do?"

Jiang Wei replied bluntly: "I'll carry you to the bathroom, this position is more convenient."

"But," Song Guan stuttered so rarely that he couldn't speak clearly: "But...but I didn't even pull up my pants!"

Jiang Wei turned his head to look at Song Guan: "If you don't pull down your pants, how can you go to the bathroom later?" He said, "If you are asked to put on your pants now and take them off after sitting on the toilet later, it will be very inconvenient."

Song Guan's mind was relatively blank, just anxious: "Wait, wait, wait for me..."

Jiang Wei didn't talk nonsense, he had already hugged Song Guan with all his strength at this time.Because it was a posture of leaning over to touch each other, under Song Guan's struggle to resist but not dare to resist, Jiang Wei's glasses were knocked crooked a little.The tip of Song Guan's nose brushed against the red tear mole under Jiang Wei's eyes, which looked like a cinnabar spot.When Song Guan discovered the mole of tears on Jiang Wei's face, he also said that the mole was too gaudy, and said that he had to rub it twice to prove whether it was true or not.

Now that the tip of his nose is touching, the skin on Jiang Wei's face is a little warm, and the tear mole is real.It's just a little dotted in the distance, bright red in color, like a flower bone watered by tears.A man with such a tear mole on his face is indeed too gaudy, if he doesn't cover it with glasses, it should be too much.

When Jiang Wei carried Song Guan away from the hospital bed, he said softly with true feelings: "It's so heavy."

Song Guan held back for a while, but couldn't help it: "Student Jiang Wei, this is obviously a normal weight for a man, okay?"

Jiang Wei held the person in his arms firmly with both hands, with the meaning of "you are a patient, I will not argue with you" in his words, and he replied perfunctorily: "Well, you are right, you The weight is normal, I should go to practice arm strength."

Song Guan: "..."

After carrying Song Guan to the bathroom, Jiang Wei closed the door and waited at the door, turning over the removed handrail in his hand, and only waited for Song Guan inside to say that he had finished using the toilet, then he came to press the function button on the handrail.

Jiang Wei waited at the door, thinking of Song Guan's parents who came and went in a hurry.The fluorescent lamps in the ward blankets are pale, with white walls and white beds, everything is white.In this white area, Jiang Wei thought, if it was Song Guan's parents who helped use the potty today, Song Guan wouldn't be in the same embarrassing mood as he is now, right?

Jiang Wei leaned against the wall, slightly distracted.He continued to whisper in his heart, after all, the relationship between me and him is still very strange, of course it is a shameful thing to defecate in front of strangers, and it is extremely reasonable for him not to let go in front of me.