Cannon fodder "attack" development system

After what happened last night, the relationship between Song Guan and Jiang Wei suddenly became closer. After going through such embarrassing things, the sense of alienation suddenly broke through, and no matter whether the breakthrough was a short-term alliance or something else, Anyway, they finally stopped calling each other "Mr. Jiang" and "Mr. Song".

Talking is also a little more casual.

For example, Song Guan dared to ask Jiang Wei about the specific circumstances of the initial explosion.

After considering his words, Song Guan said in a slightly joking tone: "By the way, you were really cooking at that time, weren't you doing an explosion experiment?"

When he heard this question, Jiang Wei was on a game mission. He pressed his fingers on the keyboard of the computer, and without looking back, he just said slowly: "It's just cooking."

Song Guan didn't quite believe it: "I'm very curious about how you burned it."

Jiang Wei's finger on the keyboard paused for a moment, as if hesitating for a moment: "It's when the noodles are boiling, and water is added to it."

Song Guan asked: "Are you sure it's water, not trinitrotoluene or something like that?"

Jiang Wei: "..."

Song Guan said with emotion: "Actually, at first I really thought you were sent by your rival in love to blow me up to heaven."

Jiang Wei: "...you think too much."

If Song Guan wanted to evaluate Jiang Wei, based on how he got along with him during this time, Song Guan felt that Jiang Wei seldom talked, but had a lot of thoughts, and usually he didn't speak up often, but once he did, it would be very scary. jump.

For example, one day Jiang Wei pointed to the "protagonist Shou" on the screen of the game: "You always seem to target him?"

Song Guan didn't react for a while: "Ah???"

Jiang Wei: "The relationship between you and him is very strange. You verbally attack him in the game, it seems that you hate him, but you always pay attention to his movements, once the other party has something, you will immediately Appearing, you yourself are very rude to him, but you don’t allow others to speak ill of him. I have to say, this is very similar to the way adolescents use to attract the opposite sex.”

Song Guan thought that it is only the opposite sex. These days, the one you like is the same sex. You are too young toonaive. It seems that the door to the new world has not been opened yet. Brother Guan will teach you how to reshape the new world view: "You mean that I have a crush on him ?”

Jiang Wei was obviously taken aback: "...That's not what I said."

Song Guan let out a "huh", and he elongated his tone: "So I said—" He didn't care much about it, he made a random summary of it, and he learned such a versatile golden sentence from Jiang Wei. Say, "You're thinking too much, bro."

Jiang Wei was silent for a while, and this time he even stopped manipulating the characters in the game: "I still find it strange that you are like this in the online game, but in reality, you obviously don't care about everything that happens in the game. Your behavior looks like you have to implement the current status quo for some reason. Even if it is not forced, it is not an act from the heart."

Song Guan was still drinking the porridge casually, but he almost spit out the porridge after hearing this: "What... do you mean?"

Jiang Wei turned his head slightly, his eyes showed a little confusion and thoughtfulness: "Many times, you always predict exactly what will happen next. Even the lines that should be said are already prepared." The black-haired young man rested his hands on the keyboard On the screen, pale and slender fingers against the black keyboard, the contrast between the two sides is really striking, "You seem to have a template in your mind about the development of this game. I'm not sure how subdivided it is. But you act like it's been a dress rehearsal. I've always wondered how you do it."

Song Guan was dumbfounded: "..."

The other party would definitely not be able to guess the existence of the system, but the precise and subtle observation and summary description of human behavior is still very surprising, because the observation is so subtle that it is a bit scary.This kind of horror is like going to a public toilet to relieve yourself, only to find that someone is secretly filming yourself with a camera through the gap under the gate.

Song Guan broke into a cold sweat.

"I...had a discussion with someone—I want to help set up a red line." To be honest, this paragraph of rebuttal behavior has nothing to do with careful consideration, nothing to prevent problems before they happen, nothing to look forward to the future, and nothing to prevent them from happening.Just like an animal whose territory has been violated will instinctively choose to attack the intruder, Song Guan's instinctive reaction is to cover up his behavior.He said to Jiang Wei, "The ones you guessed are somewhat correct, but not quite correct. Anyway, the specific situation is more complicated."

After Jiang Wei heard this, he was playing the game again. During the time gap when he was controlling the movement of the game characters in the computer, he turned his head and looked at Song Guan thoughtfully. Nodded: "I see."

After Song Guan heard this, he couldn't hold back his expression.

Friend, what do you know!I don't even know what I'm talking about! !Can you explain it to me! ! !

Song Guan's heart ached, and he was temporarily taken aback by what the other party said just now, so he didn't dare to ask more questions, while Jiang Wei just did what he should do, very calm.After the black-haired young man wearing glasses asked Song Guan the question, he lowered his head and continued to manipulate the game characters to run the task. He is really a conscientious and serious little helper. Jiang Wei's excellent quality of "promise to others will definitely work hard to complete it" fully manifested.He didn't seem to be bothered by the previous conversation at all, as if the previous topic was just talking about the weather.

All along, Jiang Wei's complexion was so pale that he felt sick and tired. At one time, Song Guan felt that the other party looked like paper and couldn't stand bullying. After a conversation today, this impression was completely overturned.Such a conversation left a psychological shadow on Song Guan, and the area of ​​the psychological shadow was not small, which made him subconsciously feel that the other party was a little scary, and he didn't even dare to dislike the apples that the other party peeled.

Speaking of which, Jiang Wei's way of peeling apples has always been full of flaws. The action is almost the same as that of a noodle chef cutting noodles with a knife. Every time Song watched it, he felt that the other party was likely to peel off his thumb—despite the terrible bleeding The event never happened.And every time those unlucky apples were peeled by Jiang Wei, basically there was only a pitiful small circle of pulp left outside.The apple, which was forced to lose weight and had a miserable appearance, made people unable to speak while holding it, and the other party would put the apple into his hand seriously and say, "I'll eat it for you." After thanking you, I will answer more seriously, "You are welcome." Song Guan: "..."

On the fifth day of Song Guan's hospitalization, Dr. Lin was replaced by Jiang Wei's cousin.Regarding Dr. Lin being replaced, Song Guan couldn't say whether he was happy or not, but he was relieved.When he saw Dr. Lin, he always felt very awkward, but Dr. Lin didn't do anything, at most he was talkative...

Jiang Wei was surprised when he saw his cousin: "Brother?"

Song Guan was also very surprised when he heard this call. Looking back, the young doctor in a white coat was holding a folder in his hand at the door.It's very strange, it's obviously a very correct white, Jiang Wei's cousin is indeed fine in wearing it, and he can even be regarded as meticulous in his dress, but it gives people an inexplicable feeling of being careless.Out of shape.

Regarding Jiang Wei's claim, Jiang Wei's cousin raised his eyebrows, and it was a response. After he entered the door, he found a place to put the folder in his hand: "Doctor Lin has something to do, so I will replace it." Lazy She smiled slightly, and turned around, "Come on, let me check and see how our 'little beauty' is recovering now."

Jiang Wei: "..."

Song Guan: "??"

Cousin Jiang Wei said again: "The little beauty doesn't talk, is it because I didn't see Dr. Lin today, so I'm in a bad mood?"

Song Guan: "?????"

Hello, brother, Excuseme?

Jiang Wei couldn't help calling out: "Brother..."

Cousin Jiang Wei glanced at Jiang Wei: "What did you ask me to do?"

Jiang Wei: "You talk like this..."

Cousin Jiang Wei raised his eyebrows: "What?"

Jiang Wei shut up, and looked at Song Guan hesitantly.

Song Guan: "..."

Song Guan had no choice but to meet Jiang Wei's cousin's gaze: "Are you talking to me?"

Cousin Jiang Wei had a half-smile.

Song Guan really couldn't find the center of the topic. In fact, since his cousin Jiang Wei entered the door, he couldn't quite understand what kind of development this was. "Little beauty" is not a good name at first glance, the sky thunder billows with subtle malice, among the three men in the room, who is "little beauty" and who is an idiot.Song Guan sat on the hospital bed and pondered for a while: "The little beauty you mentioned, do you mean Jiang Wei?"

Cousin Jiang Wei replied slowly, "Of course not."

"Oh," Song Guan raised his face and smiled, "If you weren't talking about yourself, then no one here would be a little beauty."

Cousin Jiang Wei's smile froze a bit: "..."

But the delay was only for a moment, and then his smile returned.He put his hand in his pocket, walked to Song Guan's hospital bed, and when he lowered his head to check Song Guan's condition, he said with a smile: "No, it's not, as long as you are happy."

Song Guan just felt baffled, he roared in his heart, the doctor's painting style here is so strange!

After the inspection, Jiang Wei's cousin called Jiang Wei out, saying that he had something to say.

Jiang Wei and Song Guan whispered, put down the computer, and followed his cousin out. The door of the ward closed behind them, and his cousin led Jiang Wei to the smoking area.A faint scarlet spark ignited, the cousin held the cigarette between his fingers, and did not move, just asked: "How are you doing recently?"

This is a very common and polite question, because it is too general, so it is difficult to answer, Jiang Wei thought for a while, "It's okay," and felt that his answer was too concise, so he added a sentence , "Same as before." After finishing speaking, I still felt that the words were too short, so I had to think about a question, "Brother, why did you change shifts with Brother Lin? What happened to him?"

"That idiot was accidentally injured when he was trying to persuade someone to fight." Cousin Jiang Wei sneered, "Isn't it because of the new 'court flower' in our courtyard?" Seeing Jiang Wei's puzzled face, cousin Jiang Wei took a puff of cigarette, He explained, "——the one in the ward who was smashed into a disability by you."

Jiang Wei didn't react: "What?"

Cousin Jiang Wei showed a smile that was not a smile. In fact, he and Jiang Wei looked very similar, but because of the completely different temperament, the original six or seven similar appearances became completely opposite because of the aura: "Just Your neighbor's "little beauty" - now the whole hospital is full of rumors, some people under my father, just for the chance to come to his room for an examination, they are actually arguing and fighting. It's ridiculous , It’s not about fighting for family property, I think they’re all insane, and then Xiao Linzi insisted on going up to try to persuade the fight, so he got hit by accident, it’s over,” Cousin Jiang Wei sneered again, “I see him This idiot deserves it."

Whenever something related to Dr. Lin was involved, the sourness in Cousin Jiang Wei's tone of sarcasm was almost overflowing to the point of spewing out.

"No, my dad couldn't stand it anymore, so he issued a ban, and he was afraid that others would not be able to control the scene, so he replaced me." The corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and Cousin Jiang Wei smiled, but it was a smirk. Smiling, "I was curious about what the person who made such a 'bloody storm' look like." With a soft "tsk", the young doctor said in a drawn-out voice, "It's been rumored outside. It’s like something, but looking at it now, it’s nothing—it’s a pity that I was looking forward to it before I came.”

It was difficult for Jiang Wei to match the person in his cousin's description with the neighbor he knew.

As I said before, Jiang Wei is face-blind, very serious.When Jiang Wei saw Song Guan, Song Guan's face was almost recovered by Huiyan.So in Jiang Wei's view, Song Guan is really no different from others—if Song Guan still had a broken nose and disfigured face when Jiang Wei met Song Guan, then in Jiang Wei's eyes, Song Guan really looked at him because of this. Others are different because the degree of recognition is much higher, but Jiang Wei is face-blind, and he is really blind to Song Guan's repaired face called "Hui Yan".

Jiang Wei is face blind, and Jiang Wei's cousin is also face blind.Almost all the people on Jiang Wei's mother's side were face-blind, the only difference was the degree of face-blindness.It's just that Jiang Wei has been the most seriously ill in this family for so many years.Although the family members knew that he was face blind, they didn't know the extent of Jiang Wei's face blindness. Because of Jiang Wei's extraordinary powers of observation, this face blindness was not very conspicuous in him, so Jiang's family has always been aware of his face blindness. Dang Jiang Wei's cousin is the one with the most severe face blindness.

Cousin Jiang Wei's feelings for Song Guan are very complicated. He had heard a lot about Song Guan before, and that idiot surnamed Lin talked about people all day long, so he was always upset when he heard it. Finally, he finally came to have a look. , I found that this person didn't have any outstanding looks, and his appearance was almost the same as that of the random ones caught by the roadside.He was angry, thinking that the surnamed Lin was blind, and also felt that his trip was in vain.The emotional tone in his heart was close to "I actually bothered for such a thing", and he was in a bad mood for a while, and his words were full of yin and yang that vented his anger on others.

There was a bit of subtle malice hidden in his words that made people uncomfortable, but it was not completely intolerable. Cousin Jiang Wei smiled and said, "Jiang Wei, your mother has been looking for you recently. It's not too bad for you to hide here." All right."

Jiang Wei didn't answer immediately when he heard the words, he frowned unobtrusively amidst the white smoke.After a moment of silence, he said, "I don't want to go back."

"So you just hid here to hide yourself?" Cousin Jiang Wei smiled, and said maliciously, "I would do the same thing if I were me, and with a little beauty to accompany me, it would be better than facing those unknown blind dates." The partner should be fine——but, as an older brother, I would like to remind you, don't take care of it, just take care of something else, you know, if you dare to 'come out', the family can take you Believe it or not?"

Jiang Wei was taken aback, feeling that the other party's thinking was a bit outrageous, but he didn't want to ask in detail, so in the end he just said softly: "Cousin, you think too much."

-

It has been a few months since Song Guan was officially discharged from the hospital. During these months of recuperation, he felt that his face was getting thicker and thicker, mainly because when he was seriously ill, patients basically had no physical privacy to speak of.So it's understandable to have a longer illness and thicker skin.Of course, he would definitely not tell anyone about "being hugged by other male (Jiang) Ren (Wei) princesses, and I am so used to it that I don't feel a sense of disobedience at all."Overall, his hospitalization experience this time was not bad, and it didn't make people feel too bad.

In addition, Song Guan has two other information gains.

The first point is related to "disabling death pain sensation".During this hospitalization, Song Guan's body perception was very numb for the previous week, and he didn't feel any pain at all.After the result, just like the receding tide rushing back, Song Guanyu was in so much pain at a certain moment that he almost cried for his father and mother.Alas, the taste of this, even if you think about it afterwards, can still make people look blue.

It can be seen that the "death pain sensory shutdown" has a time limit. If you die within this time limit, you will have no pain or itching.Therefore, the function of "death pain sensory off" should not be triggered by hand, unless you are ready to die, otherwise you will have to wait and suffer.

Second, it is about "painting face".In fact, during his hospitalization, Song Guan always felt that the people around him were weird, but he couldn't tell what kind of weird way it was, until that day when he met and had a conversation with cousin Jiang Wei for the first time.At first, Song Guan thought that Cousin Jiang Wei was looking for a beating, and was also a "little beauty". Your whole family is a "little beauty", and it's a good thing that he is not the original owner, so he just sneered, otherwise he would be the original owner, listen When you hear the word "little beauty", you must feel that this is a humiliation and mockery to yourself, and you must rush to fight to the death, making a commotion every minute.

But after thinking about it, he still felt wrong, so after Jiang Wei went out with his cousin and came back again, Song Guan insisted on asking Jiang Wei to bring a mirror, but he saw who was that in the mirror? !If it weren't for touching the arms and legs of this body shell, these scars splashed by sulfuric acid that he was very familiar with, Song Guan would have felt that he had traveled through time again and revived his soul.Damn it, this face of this shell, but the doctor personally judged that even a million times of plastic surgery can't save it. Fuck, if he is like this now, if he meets an acquaintance who knows the original body, even if he uses medical miracles to tell others Can't even explain it!

Song Guan, with his current face, always felt a little guilty. When he was discharged from the hospital, he received a call from the mother of the original owner. Take him home.Fortunately, the other party just called "Song Guan" over the phone. It was Wu Nong's soft accent, and it sounded very gentle: "You broke up with your little boyfriend before?"

Song Guan: "..."

Because Song Guan's hand was injured very badly, his feet had already healed, but the plaster had not been removed from both hands, so he was playing the mobile phone at the moment, so what the original owner's mother said echoed very clearly in the ward, clearly There is absolutely no possibility of misunderstanding.

Song Guan was extremely embarrassed, Jiang Wei was still in the ward, he hurriedly mumbled "Mom, what are you talking about", and looked up at the other party with an embarrassed face.Jiang Wei was sorting out things at first, but at this moment he happened to look up, the two of them looked at each other for a while, Song Guan was so embarrassed that he almost dropped his phone.But Jiang Wei was considerate, got up and said softly, "I'll go out first", but before anyone could leave the ward, the original owner's mother on Song Guan's mobile phone said again: "Song Guan, who is the person talking next to you now? New boyfriend?"

Jiang Wei paused.

Song Guan only hated himself for not switching his phone from "loud-speaking mode" to "answering mode" just now, he hurriedly defended: "Mom, don't talk nonsense, this is just my neighbor."

The original owner's mother let out a "hehe". Jiang Wei just walked out of the ward and closed the door at this time. The original owner's mother's voice was still soft, but her words became sharp. Man, if there is even one of your pure "good friends", I will thank God and thank the Bodhisattva. When you were in junior high school, you messed with each other and was almost stabbed to death. At that time, you told me that you should learn well, but you How did you learn it well, and make it look like you’ve been splashed with acid? You’re still restless even after becoming like this, and you can still hook up with someone, Song Guan, Song Guan, you’re really capable.”

Song Guan was amazed by the huge amount of information revealed in the original owner's mother and the harshness of the words, and subconsciously defended: "This is really not..."

"No need to say more," the original owner's mother interrupted Song Guan, "You know exactly what it's like, you know in your heart, I don't want to hear you say these things, I just ask you, did you break up with that little boyfriend from before? "

This "little boyfriend" refers to the protagonist's suffering.

Song Guan didn't know what it meant when the original owner's mother suddenly called and brought up the protagonist Shou. He thought about what he had done recently, and after much deliberation, it seemed that there was only one thing - the task he received a few days ago, He wanted to "reveal to the protagonist Gong's parents" the "protagonist Gong's pursuit of the protagonist", so he followed the system instructions, anonymously, sent text messages, emails, and wrote letters to the protagonist Gong's parents, The task was successfully completed.

Song Guan thinks that he has done a good job in this matter, but because after entering this system of forcefully disturbing the foundation, his life has been encountering gods, so Song Guan is quite nervous, for fear that there will be some "unbearable accident in life" , when faced with the original owner's mother's question, she didn't dare to prevaricate casually, and replied solemnly: "Yes."

The mother of the original owner was silent for a while after hearing the words: "Then since we broke up, you should stop pestering the other party. Don't do the stupid thing of 'writing to the other party's current lover's parents'. Don't live where you live now. I'll change it. I will send you the key and address of the new house. There will be a new bank card over there, and the password is your birthday. Song Guan, your ex-boyfriend and his current suitor's family are very powerful. If you If they really did something, even if their family wants to kill you, it doesn’t take much effort. You remember, it doesn’t matter if you die, the key is not to drag the family and your brother down because of this kind of thing. "

After speaking, hang up the phone directly.

Song Guan was stunned for a moment. After being hung up, he looked at the phone's screen that was slowly blacking out and thought to himself, this is really a big show, but a few words of dialogue revealed a rich and tortuous plot.The person who wants to answer is replaced by the original owner. If the mental state of the original owner is not crazy, it will be a ghost.

About half a minute later, Jiang Wei knocked on the door, Song Guan was still in a daze, Jiang Wei came in and put together the things that hadn't been packed before, and then he took the things and said softly to Song Guan: "We should leave soon. "

Song Guan decided not to bother about the phone for now, he responded, swung his legs out of bed, and kicked out the Birken shoes under the bed to put them on.

That night, the two ordered takeaway together, and they ate at Song Guan's house, and Jiang Wei was still in charge of Song Guan's in-game tasks.Objectively speaking, the game characters represented by Song Guan, in terms of words and deeds, are simply mentally retarded and secondary school, which makes it hard to look directly at.Probably today, his behavior is particularly deadly, and even Jiang Wei, who doesn’t talk much, can’t stand it anymore, so Song Guan can only make a random reason, saying: "I also want to create a different game character image, While challenging ourselves, it also entertains the public and improves everyone's playability in the game..."

The black-haired young man looked at Song Guan, and there seemed to be something slowly settling in his calm eyes, but he didn't know it himself. He said, "You don't need this."

Song Guan heaved a sigh, he was not the original cast in his true colors, in the eyes of others, of course it would be strange, and it is normal to have doubts.It's just that he was afraid of trouble. In order to block all possible problems after Jiang Wei, Song Guan resorted to the ultimate trump card. "Du" his expression said: "There is no way, who made me a red scarf who does good deeds without leaving a name."

Jiang Wei: "..."

About three days later, Song Guan received a letter from the original owner's mother, which indeed contained the address of the new house and a key.But Song Guan felt that his hands hadn't grown well yet, and he still had to rely on Jiang Wei to play games, so he didn't have the idea of ​​moving. Wind" appearance, pretending to be deaf and dumb is not to move.

Half a month later, the plaster cast on Song Guan's hand was finally removed. He was very excited. There was a gang fight today and Jiang Wei was supposed to fight on his behalf. Sent it back upstairs.This gang battle is very important, and it is a powerful catalyst for the protagonist to attack and suffer together. At this time, his final death is not far away, so he must perform well.And just kidding, this game account is so cheating, it’s too embarrassing for people to write those cheating dialogues. I lost my limbs before, so I had to hire someone to fight for me. Now my hands and feet are all good. .

So Song Guan opened the game and touched the keyboard to operate "Bloodthirsty°`Mad God..罒" to join the gang battle, lamenting in his heart that the game ID is really cheating hahahahaha... Then before he finished "ha", the screen suddenly "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Song Guan: "........."

What the hell!

Song Guan was stunned. The lights above the other electrical appliances in the house were still on, but the computer had no power and the screen went black.He wondered if he hadn't noticed before, and kicked off the power plug of the computer.But the gang fight is still going on!This scumbag is still waiting to be abused by the protagonist!Song Guan hurriedly lay down under the table to study, but the plug and power supply were well connected.He couldn't see what was wrong with the computer at all, and no matter what he tried to do next, the computer just wouldn't turn on. He was so anxious that he wanted to beat the wall.

Song Guan had no choice but to run upstairs to find Jiang Wei, because Jiang Wei's laptop still had games installed, and he borrowed it to play it before it was too late, but no one came out after knocking for a long time, and he didn't know what happened.Song Guan was thinking about helping the war, and he was so anxious that he could only go to the Internet cafe, so he hurried back downstairs.When he was about to enter the door, he thought of the bear boy at the opposite door, but he ran to knock on the door for a long time and no one answered, Song Guancai remembered that he had heard Jiang Wei say that since he was accidentally hospitalized, the little curly-haired boy next door was afraid that he would die. Encountered the same thing as him, so I moved away a long time ago.No one could be found on either side, Song Guan turned back to his home, hurriedly grabbed a full set of equipment for going out and went downstairs.

When Song Guan finally boarded the game, it was already half an hour later.However, as soon as he logged into the game interface, the screen was full of congratulations on the victory of the gang, and the statement that the gang was so loud that they were going to heaven, Song Guan was so shocked that he almost spat blood on the screen—fuck, what the hell is going on?Damn, who did it!Who did it!Can a scum like their gang beat the protagonist's gang? ! ! ! !

Song Guan sat stunned in front of the screen, and then he noticed the conversation in the chat window, and almost everyone around him was boiling—all around were players from the gang, and those players typed out lines of words, "Crazy brother, you and The gang leader is too good." "Crazy brother, I'm going to fall in love with you 23333" "Crazy brother, you are a god of technology, you and the gang leader are so touching." "Let me just say, what kind of rubbish gang are they? Like something, in front of Crazy Brother, it's not just about being abused"...

——Who is Crazy Brother!Who are these!What are these full-screen confessions!How did he become like this after not playing the game for half an hour!

Song Guan was going crazy and flipped the table. He caught the words "Brother Crazy" and the gang leader that appeared frequently in these words. A few times, this gang leader is simply a peerless force with overwhelming skills!

He wanted to open the friend list to find the guild leader, but the character "Bloodthirsty°`Mad God..罒" has always been very cute, all kinds of glamorous and noble, and he didn't add friends at all. Of course, the friend list in the game is empty. up.And Song Guan hadn't seen the gang leader talking in the chat history before, so he had to find the person standing silently with great difficulty, almost to the point of dizziness and nausea from among the densely superimposed characters on the screen. , it seems that since the victory, there has been no gang leader who has spoken.

Song Guan poked open the gang leader to open the private chat window, even though thousands of grass and mud horses were galloping past in his heart, he still calmly typed one word at a time-[Who are you].

After receiving Song Guan's words, the gang leader fell into a long silence.Just when Song Guan thought he would not receive any more replies, the other party replied him unexpectedly.

——[You can call me Red Scarf. ]

Song Guan: "........."

=Dish=! ! !

ginger! ! ! !dimension! ! ! ! !

Song watched this sentence on the screen and felt like he was going to be pissed off - this!indivual!people!Ken!Certainly!yes!ginger!dimension! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

In fact, he also wanted to calm down a little bit, but his body was so honest that he couldn't help it.With a fever in his head, Song Guan rushed to Jiang Wei's house in a murderous spirit, and he knocked on the door frantically, "You Jiang Wei, it must have been someone at home before, but the door was answered and the door was not opened, right? Jiang Wei you open the door!You open the door!You have the ability to play gang wars!You have the ability to open the door!

After knocking on the door for a long time, Jiang Wei came out slowly, with a fake expression of "ah, what are you looking for me".

Song Guan ran very fast all the way and was out of breath. Although he had rested at the door, his chest was still heaving violently at this moment. He took a deep breath, and he didn't even beat around the bush, pointing directly at the core of the problem: "Help It was you who did the fighting."

Jiang Wei: "..."

Jiang Wei turned his head away: "... What is Gangzhan? I don't know about that kind of thing."

Song Guan: "..."

Oh, oh, oh!Oh you bastard!

Shit, dare you look into Brother Guan's eyes when you say this!Dare to look directly at it!

Song Guan was so angry, what happened to the other party's strange sense of "I helped you but you don't have to thank me too much, I don't leave a name for my good deeds"?He felt that he was too emotional at the moment and needed to calm down, but when he lowered his head, he saw that the other party was wearing a pair of soft bunny slippers.

The rabbit slippers are so cute, with a pair of soft long ears, innocent and pure, Song Guan became more and more angry when he saw it for no reason, and a thread in his brain broke with a "wow"——Mom Yes, what a man he is, and he still wears bunny slippers!Little rabbit, little rabbit, little rabbit, you know how cute it is!Jiang Wei, has your EQ been eaten by a little rabbit? ! !

The irrational Song Guan, gritted his teeth, stepped forward and pinched Jiang Wei's face into a horizontal deformation. He used both hands, and the attack was not light, and the red marks on Jiang Wei's face were pinched out by him. Song Guan ha ha ha ha ha Said: "You pretend again, if you have the ability to pretend again."

Because the attack was really heavy, Jiang Wei's eyes were covered with a layer of tears of physiological saline, and he looked very wronged. Because he was pinched, he couldn't speak clearly: "You take it easy... this is really true. It hurts."

"..." Song Guan's hand trembled, and he quickly withdrew his hand like a needle prick.Even if he is nervous, anyway, he is scared by this disturbing system. Although he thinks that Jiang Wei should also be a straight man, everyone still has to pay attention to "male and male to avoid suspicion" just in case.

So the original anger has calmed down after this episode. After Song Guan withdrew his hand, he smiled twice to cover up his uneasiness when he suddenly withdrew his hand. He took a step back and pretended nothing happened: "I know it hurts." Don't do this kind of thing in the future, or I will really hit you next time."

The next day Song Guan moved away, Jiang Wei sent Song Guan downstairs, Song Guan raised his hand, he walked very gracefully, and he didn't even care about the farewell words he said, what Song Guan said was: "I'll see you again in the future." connect."

It was the end of October at this time, and there was a hibiscus flower blooming in the corner of the courtyard of the community.In Jiang Wei's hand, he was still holding the alarm clock that Song Guan had abandoned because he couldn't fit it into the box, so please ask him to throw the alarm clock in the trash can later.He was behind Song Guan, but Song Guan never turned around, but he said very seriously, "We will contact you later."

The moving company was very efficient. After Song Guan had lunch outside, when he arrived at his new home, he found that everything had been delivered.He found that the new house was a bit larger than the house he lived in before, and he cleaned it roughly. Song Guan felt that the other rooms might not need to be tidied up, but the bedroom must be done, after all, the final "big limit" There is still a short period of time before now, and he still has to find a place to sleep, right?

Also because Song Guan was busy moving and organizing things,