Cannon fodder "attack" development system

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Seeing the "flaming red lips" blew a kiss to him, Song Guan's face turned green, and he slammed the door shut with a "bang", he really felt that he needed to calm down, it must be because he opened the door in the wrong way!Song Guan, you must calm down!calm!But how can someone calm down when the door is knocked loudly? The psychopath outside the door is shamelessly shouting that he is addicted. While shouting, he chanted like a rap: "Open the door! Open the door! Sir, I know you Inside! You have the ability to call a duck! Don’t you have the ability to open the door! Don’t pretend not to hear and close the door! I know you are inside! Sir, open the door! Open the door! Open the door!..."

What's more, it also has its own cycle function!

Very high-end style!

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Ha ha.

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No, no, Song Guan, calm down, what you need at a time like this is calmness!

After taking a very long and deep breath, Song Guan supported the wall with his hands, thumped it, and then calmly took out the kitchen knife from the kitchen with a very calm attitude, and then opened the door very calmly. Song Guan looked at the wall very calmly. The "man with red lips in flames" at the door said in an extremely calm tone, extremely eerie: "Try saying one more word, I will [beep——] kill you right now."

Song Guan with a bandage on his face, no matter in terms of movement or tone, is incomparably in place, with excellent tension, and looks really terrifying, he is simply the legendary madman.

The red-lipped man froze for a moment, and kept knocking on the door with one hand. His eyes moved down slightly, and he could see the kitchen knife in Song Guan's hand, the tip of the knife shone brightly due to the reflected light.The red-lipped man froze for a moment, then froze again, then turned around with a "wow" and ran away, throwing himself at the door of the opposite room and thumping wildly: "Open the door! Open the door! You're going to die! The guy at the opposite door It’s a pervert! You want to chop my [beep——]! Help! Help! Open the door, you bastards!”

I saw that the door of the opposite room opened a small crack, and the hairy man with red lips and legs who was scared to pee by Song Guan's knife "slipped" the door open and slipped into the room through the small opening. Vaguely leaked out some messy laughter.

On the second day, Song Guan didn't dare to go out to take out the garbage again. On the third day, he felt that something was wrong, and thought, why should he stay at home? It wasn't him who lost face before, he Scared!

Thinking about it this way, Song Guan doesn't hide at home anymore, how should he take out the garbage according to the usual time, just take out the garbage according to that time, but when he went out, by coincidence, he ran into someone who was about to go home. Neighbor Curly.

When the little curly saw Song Guan at first glance, he was taken aback for a moment, then coughed, and said in embarrassment, "Go and take out the trash." As the little curly said, he raised his hand, rubbed his nose, "Uh... um, I was so sorry the day before yesterday. I invited my classmates to my house to play. They must play 'Truth or Dare', so..."

The little curly hair saw Song Guan copying it in his pocket with one hand and carrying the garbage bag with the other, and suspected that the other party was angry and would not answer his words. After all, curly hair is still a middle school student. Although he is familiar with him, he has not cultivated his face very well Thick, I am a little speechless at this moment.In his heart, he was very eager to say goodbye to Song Guan with a bandaged face and then run away, but he also felt that it would be strange to end and say goodbye suddenly, just like running away, and he didn't want to do this.Besides, the other party didn't say "I don't care" or "it doesn't matter". If he didn't wait for the other party to speak, he just turned around and walked away... Anyway, he thought it was very strange!

Song Guan didn't know what little curly hair was thinking, didn't know the entanglement and distress in little curly hair's heart, and didn't know how cold he looked in the little curly hair's eyes at the moment.However, to be honest, in fact, Song Guan is not being cold. In fact, the "coldness" is mainly because of the bandage on his face. The face under the bandage of Song Guan is not there at all. Is the distracted expression of the state okay? It's not cold at all.

The little curly hair deliberately left it blank for a long time, waiting for Song Guan to speak, but Song Guan just didn't fulfill his wish to speak, which made him feel so embarrassed that he had nothing to say. At such a moment, Little Curly suddenly thought of something that would allow him to get through this difficult moment without words. He cheered up and asked Song Guan: "Our upstairs has always been empty before, now A new person has moved in, have you seen it?"

Song Guan reacted this time, he turned his head to look at Little Curly, because he was a little absent-minded, so he said something that can be called the top of the nonsense list: "Really?"

Little Curly said: "Yeah, he's a big brother. He wears glasses and looks like he hasn't had a good rest. I guess moving is very tiring." Then he pretended to be very natural and continued, "Ah, I have a lot of homework today I'm afraid I won't have time to hand it in tomorrow." After a pause, the little curly hair didn't know how old Song Guan was, but he heard that Song Guan's voice was very young, so he guessed that Song Guan's age should be young, although the voice is sometimes deceiving Yes, but there is nothing wrong with calling someone young.So the little curly hair said: "Then...brother, I'm leaving."

Song Guanti picked up the garbage bag in his hand, and said casually: "Well, you can go."

Song Guan was not too curious about the new neighbor upstairs.In the current neighborhood, it is not surprising that everyone does not greet each other even if they meet each other.What he didn't expect at all was that when he was sitting in the living room at night and was changing TV channels, there was an unexpected loud noise on the roof, which made people's eardrums hurt.And after that loud noise, the ceiling above the head cracked, and gravel and other things fell down like rain.

Unfortunately, Song Guan was standing right under the big hole, and what was even more unfortunate was that a huge and complete concrete block, so undead, hit Song Guan's head just like that!

All this happened too outrageously and too quickly, and Song Guan had no possibility of avoiding it at all. At that time, he watched the ceiling break and smash down, and a bunch of "" Damn damn it."The whole process was like an absurd slow motion, when Song Guan was hit by a huge concrete stone, Song Guan really wanted to point his middle finger up and ask the sky, what kind of evil did this all do.

It's just that in this serious injury incident, he didn't feel any pain. His impression was that his eyes went dark. When he woke up in a daze, he was already seriously injured and admitted to the hospital.

Let’s not talk about other injuries. The key point is that his two limbs were all broken. When he was carried into the operating room, Song Guan had a vague impression. The little nurse in the room dipped a cotton swab in water and applied it to his lips. Seeing the expression on his face, she couldn't bear to say, "Do you feel sad? If you want to cry..."

Song Guanwen moved a bit, and he turned his face sideways: "No, I don't want to cry."

He couldn't feel any pain at all now, and his whole body was so numb that he had the illusion that he only had a head left.Song Guan recalled what Eggy Juntong said that Zhou Mu would apply to the Lord God for a new add-on to him this week, and he didn't know if the subtle body tactile sensation at this moment was due to this thing.If he remembers correctly, it seems to be called "Death Pain Off", which can make people feel no pain when they are about to die.

If all the above are true, then he is actually dying now?He didn't expect that there would be so many unexpected incidents in this week's play. Even if he just stayed at home, stayed at home, and didn't do anything, he would almost be crushed to death. Song Guan felt depressed when he thought of this in the chest.

At this time, the nurse sister was coming over to adjust the infusion speed of the infusion bottle for him. The little nurse looked at Song Guan's expression and didn't know what to see, so she just whispered, "It's okay, it doesn't matter if you want to cry, I won't The same person said."

Song Guan felt that everything was not going well: "I don't want to cry, I don't want to cry at all." He was impetuous, and his tone unconsciously leaked some anger, "I just never encountered such a situation before, so I was thinking about me. Now that I have fallen into such a state that I can’t take care of myself, what should I do if I want to eat, sleep and go to the toilet? Are you using a catheter, isn’t it funny?”

Suddenly he realized that his tone of anger meant to vent his anger, and the one who vented his anger was a girl. Song Guan was stunned for a moment, thinking what happened to me?All of a sudden, like a balloon that was punctured by a needle, all the air went out, and he was extremely frustrated: "I'm sorry." He said, closing his eyes, and his voice lowered, "I shouldn't have told you Well, I also... didn't mean to speak to you in such an aggressive tone."

The nurse girl let out an "eh", looking a little at a loss: "No, it's nothing, you don't need to say sorry to me."

Song Guan raised his face, he was in a low mood now, he pulled the corners of his mouth, and smiled, but he didn't want the girl opposite to see his smile, and suddenly took a big step back.Song Guan couldn't help being stunned by the large range of movements and the panic on his expression.After he woke up, all his attention was on his severed limbs, but he didn't have time to pay attention to other things. At this moment, he suddenly realized that the bandages on his face had already been removed?

But now I can't use my hands and feet, so I can't touch it with my own hands to confirm. Song Guan took a deep breath and tried not to show too much expression, because he knew very well that his disfigured appearance at the moment, if he made any expression Come, it will be extremely scary.He asked the nurse sister paper: "You guys, are you going to help me... take off the bandages on my face?"

The nurse girl looked up at Song Guan, then turned her head back, and said quickly and softly, "Yes."

Song Guan suddenly understood why the girl took a step back just now.

Anyone who faces such a disfigured face like him will find it difficult to calm down, right?At first glance, Cheeky looks like a mixture of vomit, which even he himself can't accept.And he hasn't washed his face for a long time.Yes, since he came up with the idea of ​​wrapping his face with a bandage, he never took off the bandage, even wearing it while sleeping.Song Guan didn't know what the result would be if he didn't wash his face for a long time, but there would definitely be no positive effects.

He was silent for a while.

The nurse girl hurriedly explained: "Our doctor took off the bandage on your face because of the necessity of the operation. It has no other meaning. If you need to wrap it back again, I can help you now."

Song looked at his broken hands: "Actually, there's no need to wrap them up, I won't bother you."

The nurse girl shook her hand: "No trouble, no trouble."

The room fell into silence again, and Song Guan suddenly said: "...It's scary, did it scare you?"

Nurse girl: "What, what?"

Song Guan: "I look like this."

The little nurse was startled.

Song Guan suddenly felt very boring, felt that he was boring, and the question he asked was also boring, he wanted to quickly skip the boring question he raised, and quickly change to a new question and new topic, Song Guan slowed down his voice Ask the nurse girl: "I don't know exactly what happened to me when I was injured. I just remember that I was at home, but the ceiling suddenly collapsed. I don't know what happened after that. I would like to ask, if you know what happened If so, can you tell me?"

"It seems to be..." The little nurse looked at Song Guan who spoke slowly. She was still holding a notebook with notes in her hand. His face flushed a little.

The little nurse's complexion was extremely fair, and the blush was obvious, but Song Guan didn't see it, and only heard her say: "This time, it seems that your neighbor upstairs is cooking, and the ceiling was accidentally damaged. It collapsed, so it hit you."

Song Guan: "..."

WTF?Song Guan was shocked by this reason, did he hear correctly?All the commotion is because his neighbor is going to cook? ? ?Song Guan's expression at this moment is completely a realistic version of "Mom's retarded.jpg".

Afterwards, the little nurse stayed in the room and explained to Song Guan some precautions. Because there were patients in other wards to take care of, she told Song Guan that it was best not to eat or drink for the next two hours, so she hurried out .Song Guan was lying on the bed, had nothing to do, and didn't know what he was thinking. Unexpectedly, after a while, someone knocked on the door of his room, and the perpetrator of this incident appeared in front of Song Guan unexpectedly. .

When the black-haired young man wearing glasses pushed the door in with a bouquet of flowers, Song Guan thought that the other party had gone to the wrong room.It wasn't until the other party came to his bed, put gladiolus on the cabinet next to the bed, and dragged a chair over to sit down, that Song Guan was sure that the other party came to look for him.

The strange young man's complexion looked pale when viewed from a distance, but when viewed up close, it became more and more lacklustre, and there was a blue shadow under his eyes, probably caused by extreme lack of sleep.This person's complexion is very bad, but fortunately, his facial features are good, and his poor complexion is not the kind of dull complexion, but a kind of lack of blood, so it doesn't look ugly, but it complements the eyebrows and eyes There was a distinct sense of weakness.

Song Guan was not sure who the other party was, it would be bad if they were acquaintances.Especially when the other party saw such a terrible disfigured face of himself, he didn't have the slightest mood swing. Thinking about the incident of entering the hospital this time, of course it was not in the description of "Plot ♂ Plot ♀ Outline ♂". It's the protagonist Shou, who came here because of unresolved feelings...

Thinking of this possibility, Song Guan felt a pain in the ass.But this egg pain can't be shown on his face, Song Guan tried his best not to show any expression on his face, he was ambiguous, and didn't dare to use any words that were too polite, just said: "You are?"

This "you are" has multiple meanings, it can express "who you are", and it can also be understood as "what are you here for", in short, it depends on what the listener thinks.

"Mr. Song." The young man opened his mouth after staring at Song Guan for a moment. His tone of voice was a bit special, which was hard to describe.The ending seems to be prolonged unconsciously, but it is just right so that it will not make people feel procrastinated and annoying, and it is very recognizable. He said, "My name is Jiang, and my name is Jiang Wei."

Lying on the hospital bed, Song Guan thought that this name had the same name as a character in the history of the Three Kingdoms that he knew, but it was useless, even if it had the same name, he didn't know who the other party was.He was puzzled, but the other party didn't continue, so Song Guan could only say "Oh", and continued to slowly squeeze out two words from his mouth like an old man with dementia: "Then you..."

The young man said, "I am the resident who lives upstairs from you."

Song Guan: "Cough cough cough..."

He really didn't expect that a person who can do such a mentally retarded thing would actually look like a dog and not look like a fool.

After the other party finished talking about his identity, he paused for a moment. He spoke slowly, even slowly: "Mr. Song, I am sorry for what happened this time." The black-haired young man was not warm I said to Song Guan without anger, "Don't worry, I will take the responsibility that I should bear. This incident, because I personally did not understand the evaluation of my own cooking skills, caused serious consequences and caused serious consequences to the residents downstairs. You, Mr. Song, have caused unnecessary trouble and damaged your personal safety, it is all my fault..."

This Mr. Jiang doesn't seem to speak human language?Song Guan saw that Jiang Wei was still showing signs of continuing to speak, the long paragraphs of content, and the non-colloquial words and sentences, Song Guan had the illusion that the other party was endorsing, or reciting a review.When he heard Jiang Wei say, "I have fully realized the mistakes," he finally couldn't help it: "Mr. Jiang, your words give me a headache."

Jiang Wei raised his face when he heard the words, his expression was similar to the bewildered expression of "I was interrupted at the key point, so I forgot the words", and against his not-so-good complexion, it immediately made people look like a lost lamb. Sense of sight.

Song Guan: "..."

After a moment of silence, Song Guan said: "It's like this, Mr. Jiang, I feel a headache when I try to concentrate now, and it's hard to listen to people - I think Mr. Jiang, you don't seem to have a good rest. You look very tired. Tired, why don't Mr. Jiang go to the nursing bed to rest and sleep for a while, and we can talk after we wake up?"

Jiang Wei was taken aback for a moment, and turned slightly sideways.He was sitting by the window, and there happened to be an old tree facing the window of this room, and the shadow of the tree slanted in. Originally, his face was not in the shade of the tree, but at this time, with his sideways movement , that half of his face moved out of the shadow range.

Under the contrast of half and half of the light and shadow, the shady greenery matched with the afternoon sun, the face of the black-haired young man showed a pale gray feeling, and he suddenly lowered his eyes: "Sorry, I have something urgent these days I have to deal with it, and I haven’t rested much, so I look a little bad. I’ll just lie on my stomach and rest for a while, and when you don’t have a headache, Mr. Song, just call me. I’m really sorry for what happened today, and I’ll give you another Trouble."

No, your complexion is not just a little bad, but it looks like you are about to ascend to heaven.If this Mr. Jiang passed out in the ward, things would be funny.Song Guan felt that the Mr. Jiang in front of him seemed to be [-]% polite and [-]% alienated, and even with him he couldn't help being [-]% cautious.This kind of people has always been classified by Song Guan as an uneasy category.Of course, this does not mean that the other party is not easy to get along with, but he feels that when getting along with this kind of person, especially when he first met, the conversation often has unsustainable embarrassing scenes, which is so embarrassing that it makes people feel bad.

"The pillow is over there." Song Guan raised his chin to indicate the direction, because he couldn't move his hands and feet, so he could only use this method to indicate the direction, "Mr. Jiang, if you don't mind, please use this. "

Jiang Wei followed the direction indicated by Song Guan, nodded slightly, got up, and said softly to Song Guan before going to get the pillow, "Thank you."

It could be that the temperature in the ward is just right for drowsiness, or it could be that the pillows are too soft for sinking.Jiang Wei, who hadn't closed his eyes for three consecutive days, didn't have a clear mind. He was still trapped in the apology letter that he forgot the words, and couldn't remember what was behind it.But the person in front of him who was thrown into the hospital by him asked him if he wanted to sleep, and gave him a pillow.Almost like sleepwalking, Jiang Wei flipped out the pillow, and then gently put it on the empty seat beside Song Guan, then sat on the chair beside the bed, and gently lay down on the bed——

Then?Then he fell asleep.

Song watched Jiang Wei lying on his bedside, falling asleep with the pillow on his head, not knowing what expression to put on.It would be impossible to say that he was not angry or complained at all when he was smashed for no reason this time.However, since the beginning of this week, he has been in a low mood, and he can't always bring up his energy and vitality.Getting angry takes a lot of energy. Before meeting Jiang Wei, he still felt a little angry, but when he saw Jiang Wei himself, he had nothing to say, Song Guan It's like a deflated rubber ball, it doesn't even have the strength to bounce, let alone attack people with anger.

It was probably because he was so confused this time, and afterward—at least so far, Song Guan didn’t feel any pain, and he really didn’t feel like he was suffering. In addition, this Jiang Weijiang The husband has such a good attitude of admitting his mistakes. According to the previous nurse sister, all the medical expenses have been paid, and the ward is also a VIP room.So facing the culprit, Song Guan's sloppy anger dissipated in no time at the moment when the other party looked haggard as if he was worse than him.

It is now completely summer, and the outdoor heat is almost unbearable, but the temperature of the air conditioner in the ward is adjusted just right.The sound of Xia Chan’s long chirping was heard outside, and there was nothing to do right now, so Song Guan watched Jiang Wei who was asleep for a while, and then accidentally found a mole under the corner of the other’s eye, a red dot dotted under his left eye square.Before, Song Guan didn't notice because the glasses were blocking it, but now Jiang Wei took off his glasses because he was going to sleep, which made him very conspicuous.

At first, he thought it was stained by something, such as paint. Song Guan couldn't move around because of the injury on his body, so he could only stretch his neck to look at the red mole. His back hurts and his legs cramp. , and it turns out that that should be true.It's really unscientific for a man to have such a gaudy mole.But it's a pity that his hands and feet are broken now, otherwise he would have to crawl over and rub his hands twice to confirm for himself whether the mole is real or not.

Then at this time, the "Plot ♂ Plot ♀ Outline ♂" that had been lying peacefully in the depths of Song Guan's mind for so long turned over—

——"The plot begins, remind players that the plot part of this week's online game begins, and players need to obtain the game number upon request. Before twelve o'clock tonight, players are requested to find the 'Bloodthirsty°` Mad God on the following website..罒' this game account, and purchase as required."

Song Guan: "..."

He looked at the plot task that was suddenly announced, and then looked down at his two severed hands.

Playing games with two severed hands?This feels a little drunk.