Cannon fodder "attack" development system

So what are these things?

Although the floor of the wooden floor is not as cold as the marble, but after standing on it for a long time at night, you will still feel the cold rising up.Song Guan stepped on the instep of his other foot and switched his left and right feet several times. He flipped through the cardboard, but he couldn't see anything, but he didn't dare to throw away the original owner's things casually. , so he left the cardboard that had been written on by others in place, and took the rest back to his room to make origami frogs.

Yes, an origami frog.

Song Guan's technique of origami frogs is very proficient, and he only folded one in two or three strokes.He asked him to put away the windfall jammed paper and put them in a drawer, to be kept and folded slowly in the future.That is to say, from this day onwards, for the whole week after that, except for Song Guan who had to get out of bed when he had to meet his basic physical needs, he spent the rest of the time nestling on the bed and making paper frogs.

After he finished folding a frog, he threw another frog on the ground, and after he folded another frog, he threw another frog on the ground.After Song Guan finished folding the stack of jammed paper, the frogs all over the ground were too blinding to see.There are densely packed paper frogs, one on top of the other, the number is astonishing.I don't know if it was because of the exhaustion of the jammed paper, or because of the behavior of the origami frog, Song Guan was no longer so depressed. After all, Song Guan finally folded the last paper frog in his hand. Leaving his big bed that has been sticking to him and almost growing up with him.

After that, his behavior and routine finally returned to normal, and Song Guan finally started to go out to throw out trash, order takeaway, and receive delivery.The original owner put a bunch of masks on the bedside table, and there were dozens of stand-up collar jackets and various hats in the cabinet. Presumably these were the equipment worn by the original owner to cover up his current appearance.But now, the weather in the Zhoumu world has started to turn hot, and it is not suitable to wear these things.Wearing these on a hot day will definitely sweat profusely, and the picture is really too painful to think about.

But it would be inappropriate for Song Guan to appear outside without covering anything up. After all, if he suddenly frightens a passerby with heart disease to death, he will be sued for life, which is troublesome.But if he really wants to go out with all these things, Song Guan has no other thoughts about it, he just wants to plop on the ground and shout "Heaven, forgive me".As a result, after thinking about it, Song Guan came up with a new method. He found a bandage from the medical box at home. Song Guan used this bandage to wrap his face like a mummy. Strictly, even the entire neck was covered, because his neck was also severely corroded by sulfuric acid.

I no longer need to wear a suffocating mask, and now I still cover everything that should be covered on my face, and expose everything that can be exposed. Compared with the previous fully armed clothing, this bandage really makes people feel relaxed.As for the clothes on his body, Song Guan always chooses cool and cool clothes.Although his current shell, his arms and legs are covered with many corroded wounds, but he wants to be convenient and cool, and he will not be "touching the scene" like the original owner who is very concerned about the traces of his own disfigurement, besides The corrosion marks on his shell are not as terrible as the facial wounds in the "hardest hit area", so Song just exposed his skin indifferently.

It's just that the image of his bandaged face still makes passers-by look trembling.For example, the owner of the breakfast shop downstairs, the first time the boss saw Song Guan with a twisted face, he had a horrified expression of "God, did I meet a terrorist?"Another example is that occasionally when he goes out to throw garbage, if he meets other residents in this building on the road, the residents will generally be scared to walk against the wall when they see him. It was as if he was afraid that Song Guan would suddenly become mentally ill and suddenly commit murder.

Song Guan didn't really care about this and shrugged his shoulders, but the neighbor who lived across from his house, after meeting Song Guan with bandages on his face three or four times, began to chat without talking.

Speaking of which, the neighbor across from Song Guan is still a child, with black curly hair and black-rimmed glasses. I don't know if he is in junior high school or high school. He looks naughty, but he is actually very naughty. .

The first time this brat met Song Guan was in the elevator.Song Guan was about to go into the elevator, and this brat was about to go out.When the two met each other for the first time, the curly-haired kid raised his head and saw Song Guan and immediately yelled in fright. He was holding a bottle of ketchup he just bought from the supermarket in his hand, and was frightened by Song Guan's face covered with bandages. It just opened the bottle and squeezed Song Guan's face.

While Song Guan was wiping his face, the little ghost with a blurred face cleverly tried to run away with oil on the soles of his feet, but when he got close to Song Guan's body, Song Guan quickly caught it and got stuck in it. arms.

The curly-haired brat turned pale with fright after being hugged, and yelled, "Help! Help! It's on fire! Help!"

Song Guan: "..."

The child's explanation afterwards was: "Your appearance is too scary... I, I thought you were going to kill someone."

Song Guan has an embarrassing expression on his face - oh, his face is still wrapped in bandages, even if he has an expression, it is a waste of expression, so it is worth not to make this expression.In short, Song Guan was wearing ketchup and white bandages all over his face. It was really scary to look at, and he felt that if he was given a fruit knife, he would be able to pierce the sky.If passers-by see such a situation, the best way is to call the police as soon as possible. Such a dangerous person should be sent to the police station and locked up for tea earlier, which is conducive to the harmonious development of society.

At that time, Song Guan listened to the child's explanation, and was speechless for a while before saying: "If I want to kill someone, wouldn't it be too high-profile to dress like this?"

The little curly blushed a little, because he felt that he had acted too aggressively today, and he was really ashamed. He took the table rag he just bought in his hand with a look of embarrassment, and handed it to Song Guan: "Why don't you put it away first?" Use this to wipe it, I just bought it, it’s unopened, it’s clean.”

It's hard for anyone to be in a good mood after being smeared with ketchup, let alone Song Guan, who has been in a rather depressed mood recently. He declined the other party's kindness concisely: "No. Thank you."

The little ghost stretched out his index finger and rubbed the tip of his nose, with an even more embarrassing expression on his face, but the words he said appeared to be slightly lower in EQ: "Then why don't you take off the bandage, I see that your face is covered in tomato sauce, It must be very uncomfortable."

Song Guan thought to himself, little friend, you are telling me to remove the bandages now, but I am afraid that you will faint from fright after seeing my true face, okay? Yes, his lethality to his disfigured face, Just so confident.

However, although being smeared with ketchup makes people feel very uncomfortable, but the other kid obviously didn't do it on purpose. It would be too tasteless to embarrass a kid for such a trivial matter.So Song Guan finally just rubbed the extra ketchup on his sleeve, and said to the kid, "It's not a big deal, I'll go back first."

"Hey!" The boy with curly hair and short hair called Song Guan from behind and scratched his head, "I'm really sorry today, when I usually watch anime, there are many murderers with bandages all over their faces , so when I saw you at the time, I was really a little frightened, thinking 'I'm going to be killed when it's over', but I don't want to die, hahaha..." The laughter was dry, like just being shaken dry I can feel a little damp in my hand, but I can't squeeze out any water, "Well, anyway... Anyway, I'm sorry for you, otherwise, I'll help you throw away the bag of garbage in your hand ? Otherwise, I'm really sorry."

At this moment, Song Guan's face was covered with tightly wound bandages, matched with ketchup half of his body, and he really looked like a perverted murderer who had just left the murder scene and hadn't had time to change his clothes.He stood with the garbage bag in his hand for a while, and he didn't know how to describe his current image in his heart, so after thinking about it for a while, he handed over the bag in his hand to the boy very simply, Also said thank you.

The boy grinningly gave Song Guan a fist, which was the usual way of laughing and fighting among middle school boys. It was not a real punch, of course, but a way of showing close relationship.To be able to throw such a punch at someone who met for the first time, it can be seen that this boy is a "self-acquaintance".

That's how it was, Song Guan had an encounter with the kid from the opposite door.

But this friendship is very weak, and they don't even know what the other party's name is.

After some time, on a certain day, something happened.

This happened when Song Guan returned home after throwing out the trash as usual.

Before talking about this matter, let me talk about the structure of the floors in the community here.

In the unit buildings of this community, except for the top floor, each floor has two residents who are door-to-door.In the middle of the two residents, there is another aisle space in the public area.On both sides of the aisle, one side is connected to the elevator door of the unit building, and the other side is connected to the stairway.

At night, Song Guan came back by the elevator after throwing out the garbage. When he reached the floor, the elevator door opened with a "ding" sound. On the ground in the public area, the neighbor's little brother.

It would be fine if he was just squatting, but at this moment, the little curly-haired brother was dressed in a weird outfit, with ladies' lace panties on his head, holding a candle in his hand, because he heard the noise, the little curly-haired brother didn't know it was his own expression. Sorrow, or the face that unexpectedly looked sad because of the light and shadow effect, just turned around slowly, slowly.

Then his resentful gaze met Shang Song Guan's gaze without any surprise.

Song Guan was not mentally prepared to see such a scene, and he was so frightened that he heard a shock in his heart. The key in his hand trembled after being frightened, and almost fell to the ground unsteadily.

The resentful eyes of the neighbor's little curly hair almost froze after meeting Song Guan's eyes: "..."

Song Guan: "..."

Song Guan was quite shocked, and he could see from the expression on the face of the little curly hair opposite him that the little curly hair was also obviously shocked at this time, and his inner world seemed to be very broken.

The two just stared silently through the open elevator door for five seconds.These five seconds are only a few moments of counting, but under such an atmosphere that was so embarrassing that the atmosphere froze and almost condensed into substance, a kind of psychedelic illusion that seemed to have experienced half a lifetime was born in a daze. To put it more exaggeratedly, it is called one ♂ eye ​​♀ ten thousand ♂ years.

The little curly hair held the candle in his hand, gritted his teeth, and continued to look at Song Guan very strong and bravely with an expression on his face as if he was going to die heroically.

The corner of Song Guan's mouth twitched when he was watched, and finally decided to pretend that he didn't see anything, and he didn't say hello - saying hello would only make both parties more embarrassed, right?Song Guan thought uncertainly, then took a bunch of keys in his hand, walked around the little curly hair very calmly, opened his own door very calmly, turned around and closed the door very calmly.

In the gap when the door was about to close, Song Guan saw the door of Little Curly's house opposite was opened from the inside. Several people were holding on to the door frame, covering their mouths and letting out a few intermittent giggles. Their voices were not high, but their facial expressions It's very rich and just winking at the little curly hair in the aisle.

Song Guan, who had witnessed this process, had a subtle ominous feeling in his heart, but this premonition was not strong, and he couldn't say anything about it.So he just closed the door with his backhand calmly, as if by doing so, he could shut out the strange feeling in his heart.

Turning around, kicking off his shoes and putting on slippers, Song Guan went through the living room to get himself a glass of water, but after returning to his bedroom, he heard the doorbell ring before he could take out his laptop and play for a while.At such a late hour, who else would come to him?Song Guan didn't know, but at the same time, he vaguely felt that the person who knocked on the door might be the little curly-haired one at the opposite door, and this guess was inexplicably very certain, but he didn't think about it carefully, and he didn't look out through the cat's eyes. Opening the door, what Song Guan saw was a mysterious strange boy.

Song Guan didn't know this person at all, he could be sure that he had never seen this person in this week.After opening the door, the boy put on an extremely contrived pose, pouted his red lips, was naked on his upper body, and wore only a pair of women's sexy panties, with blue-green garters attached. You can see the thick leg hair leaking from the middle of the close-fitting mesh, so the leg hair on the two legs should be so sexy ♂?So thick!so black!so long!It even shook twice in the wind!

Song Guan only felt that his pair of titanium alloy dog ​​eyes couldn't bear it anymore, and he was about to go blind, and he said "Oh my god", but at this time, this enigmatic boy even made a difficult S-shaped shape , and then cast a wink at Song Guan, infinitely coquettish, and just said so coquettishly: "First~ sir~ why don't you come and send it~ 100 a night~"

Can you imagine Song Guan's mood at that time?

Song Guan: "=Dish=!"

Damn who is this!

who is it!He doesn't know him!