Cannon fodder "attack" development system

Wasn't the leader in vain back then?

Relying on his coquettish moves, Song Guan beat up this group of little bastards before the next arithmetic class started.After all, he was strictly trained as a leader in the world of martial arts, and his exquisite moves really have a crushing effect in this kind of week that focuses on officialdom.

The worst thing was the idiot kid who took the lead to provoke. It is estimated that if Song Guan knocked a few more times with his abacus, his nose would be broken, and he could become the second concubine of virtue.

After beating him up, Song Guan left the group of idiot children lying on the ground, refreshedly holding calligraphy and painting tools and an iron abacus, and ran to the place where the next arithmetic class was held.

Probably because of his thunderous calculation, the visual impact was too great, so that for the rest of the day, those classmates looked at Song Guan as if they saw watermelon seedlings on the ground. A sweet potato grew out of nature, it was too evil, and I really dare not approach it.

On this day, the next thing, after the previous abacus incident, remained calm until after the school was released, Song Guan walked out of the school gate, and Shutong Xiaobing was already waiting there early, and it was already Know the heroic deeds of Song Guan.

On the way home, Xiaobing had a little difficulty walking because of his short calves. In order to keep up with Song Guan's pace, he had to walk behind Song Guan with one step slowly and two fast steps. He walked very angrily. Panting, the pancake hung behind Song Guan, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Second Young Master, I'm afraid it's not appropriate for you to do this today."

This is the identity of the person who was nasalized by Song Guan's face. It turned out that the stupid child was the nephew of the queen's uncle. It is said that because of the only son, he was particularly fond of his family.

How much do they love? The parents of that little idiot are overly protective. Anyone who dares to upset their son will be severely punished by them without any trace. , can basically cripple a person. For example, there are Shen XX, Zhang XX, and XX who were in the academy... The sad fate of these people is not worth mentioning.

Xiaobing intermittently condensed those stories as much as possible, and Song Guan finished listening to these small stories that could be used as criminal investigation TV dramas. He thought about the original owner's crazy elder brother, and compared this little idiot's parents. He has always had a curious painting style of "Actually, I really want to kill you, but I will leave you as a dog, why don't you hurry up and thank you". The headache scene was played, the two teams got together, the original owner was so crazy, maybe the two hit it off in the end and killed him together, there is really no place to cry.

Thinking of this ending, Song Guan actually felt that the possibility of it happening seemed very high, and couldn't help but shudder.He turned his head to look at Xiaobing, Xiaobing was still round, which easily reminded him of Shaobing's little round face, maybe because the face was too round, it looked a little dull and harmless.Song Guan pinched the folding fan in his hand, because Xiaobing was stuffed in by the crazy brother, he pondered for a while, then lowered his head and asked Xiaobing: "Then what do you think is better?"

The little book boy was holding the cloth bag containing the school supplies. Because Song Guan was talking, he slowed down and finally had a short rest. He turned his head to look at the sky, sighed, and said to Song Guan: "Probably only I'm going to beg the eldest son, the eldest son and the queen..." He paused at this point, and only left a concluding sentence, "...they have always been, very good."

As soon as the crazy brother was mentioned, Song Guan paused for a moment. This man stabbed the emperor to death, then turned his head and entered the Taoist temple to pretend to be affectionate. He dragged the execution ground to save people earlier because he actually wanted to kill his second son. My younger brother, but I didn't expect to save my second brother after tossing my parents to death.

Recalling that person didn't seem to care about what he did at that time, and the eyes he looked at people were like inorganic things, Song Guan felt a little goosebumps on his body, thinking of asking for help this time, and asking for help from the other party , couldn't help feeling a little bit pained, he sighed faintly, and said, "I see." He glanced at Xiaobing who was following behind him, and added, "Thank you."

Xiaobing really didn't expect to hear this "thank you", she was stunned for a moment, then she reacted and stammered: "Master, why should I talk to Xiaobing about these things, these are what Xiaobing should do. "

Song Guan was noncommittal about this, he just opened the folding fan he had been holding in his hand, shook it a few times angrily, and said, "Let's go."

Xiaobing hurriedly followed after hearing the words.

There is a saying that Ye Changmeng has many dreams, and it is better to strike first, and then to suffer disaster. Song Guan asked Xiaobing to go to school for a day off without any hesitation, and then ran to find the original owner and his elder brother, but he did not expect to be rejected .

Now the place where the former noble concubine with the Taoist name "Linyuan" now lives, the name has been changed to "Linyuan Temple" because of the noble concubine's Taoist name. Song Guan said that Layman Linyuan didn't see anyone today unless there was an invitation.

Standing in front of the entrance of this ancient Taoist temple, Song looked at the engraved two-character "Linyuan", not sure what kind of piss the original owner was, maybe it was just that he simply didn't want to see him, and then made up nonsense excuses Reason, but if this is the case, he can't disappear even more.

The ghost knows if this big brother just left it so casually, would he run into the former queen, who is now from the faction of the queen mother's family, think that the other party's proposal was good for a while, and then chop himself up.

Facing the little Taoist priest who blocked him, Song Guan nodded to him very understandingly, and then took a step back. There are some things that he has to do, let alone whether he has made any progress since these weeks, but his face is indeed It got thicker and thicker. Under the astonished eyes of the little Taoist priest, Song Guan put his hands around his mouth, sank into his dantian, and shouted: "Big Brother! Big Brother, are you there! Big Brother, I'm here to see you!"

After five times, the door of the Taoist temple was opened from the inside out. It was another little Taoist priest who opened the door completely. In the past."

Sure enough, cheeky is a pass!

When Song Guan entered the door, the eldest brother of the Song family looked like he had just woken up, and his brows and eyes were full of laziness, which made the original scary neurotic temperament fade a lot, and he looked like someone who didn't Normal people with neuropathy.

After Song Guan entered the door, the neurotic elder brother didn't lift his head, held a small celadon cup in his hand, took a sip, but didn't speak, and left Song Guanqian to dry for a long time before he finally opened his golden mouth : "Next time you dare to yell at the entrance of the Taoist temple, I will cut your tongue."

It was an illusion that Nima looked like a normal person before. As long as this person speaks, he still has that nerve.

Daoist Linyuan changed his hand to hold a small lamp. Although he was sitting or not, he was very cool and domineering, with one hand propped on the armrest of the chair, and with his chin propped up, he asked Song Guan lazily: "Well, what are you doing here?"

Song Guan said: "Actually, there is something we want to ask for."

The eldest brother showed a look of contempt: "What is it?"

Song Guan reported honestly: "I beat up the queen's nephew..."

The eldest brother let out an "oh", and didn't react much when he heard his second brother beat up the queen's nephew: "So?"

So please be covered by the halo of neurosis, brother!

But thinking so in my heart, I can't tell the other party like this, Song Guan said: "I heard that the elder brother and the queen..."

Song Guan hadn't finished speaking when he saw the psychotic elder brother slamming the small cup in his hand on the table, and glanced over coldly, he was stunned to say the second half of what Song Guan wanted to say. The words froze back.

Nima... Should it be said that mental patients really have extensive thinking?He doesn't even know what's wrong with him, why does the crazy brother want such a reaction!It's not that the queen has an affair with him!What is he excited about... Wait? !

Could it be? !

Song Guan felt that he seemed to know something again. According to this lower limit, he had almost connected the world like a black hole. Maybe it was really possible.

All the people in the palace were castrated except for the emperor and the eldest brother of the imperial concubine.So this, that is to say, the palace is full of eunuchs and concubines, and the rest are eunuchs and guards. Everyone is eunuchs, empty and lonely, and the emperor is old and decrepit, but big brother But he is young and strong. Combined with Song Guan, when he first saw the emperor’s corpse, the neurotic brother said that the emperor’s chrysanthemums are loose... WTF, in the end the queen became the queen mother, but the elder brother became a Taoist monk , I can't stop thinking about it!

Song Guan's face changed in a short time, but the eldest brother of the Song family who had become a monk didn't notice the change in his second brother's face at all, he just stood up and walked in front of Song Guan.

At this moment, Song Guan is thinking about a court drama ♂♀♀♂, which is full of unspeakable secrets. As a result, the protagonist of this palace drama ♂♀♀♂ appears in front of him just by "swish", so scared Song Guan immediately took a step back subconsciously.

This retreat is nothing, but it just made the imperial concubine feel very uncomfortable, so he followed Song Guan's step and took another step. Song Guan was so surprised that he hurried back again, and then just took one step back and one step forward. Guan was forced step by step into a corner and leaned against the wall.

The imperial concubine was still in the state of just waking up, and her neurotic temperament didn't look very strong at first, but after such a round of interaction with Song Guan, that neurotic temperament is as vague as an awakened dragon Especially when Song Guan and the other party are so close, the close-up feeling of this neurotic temperament is almost suffocating.

Song Guan's back was pressed against the wall, and he couldn't take it any longer. He leaned against the wall and pressed the opponent's shoulder and pushed him away, regardless of whether his actions would be chopped off: "Brother!"

Relying on his height advantage, the eldest brother condescendingly looked at Song Guan, who was still a short man to him, from the beginning to the end, and sneered: "I know what you want to do."

The noble concubine who has become a monk does not have the feeling of being a monk at all, but makes people feel like the leader of some evil organization. He looked at Song Guan with a wicked smile and said: " Then you kneel down, you kneel down and hug my leg and beg me, and I will guarantee that the matter of the queen's nephew will not come to you."